Tales of the Smoking Chihuahua

In this episode, we reminisce about first cars, mourn our fading youth and talk dead O.J. Simpson. Then Chad bails on us to get his hair did and Scott and Benji have to continue carrying the show. So, nothing different. Plus, douchebags and a new homework assignment.

The machines are rising as Scott's internet makes its feelings toward our little dog and pony show truly known. Benji unveils his brilliant and foolproof plan to up our listernership, we get a short recap of the best of the Oscars, our annual-ish tradition of deciphering Benji's handwriting is undertaken and we talk about some corny sharks. Plus, another chance to get some free stuff!!!!!!!!

After a brief warmup, the guys recount their excitment of the past two weeks. Benji talks about a very special friend he made, they reminisce about the time Chad was a super cheap douchebag, and they discuss Dune among other movies. Then learn why Scott is the outcast of all civilized societies as we discuss homework.

In this episode, we look into adding a little diversity to the group by booting Scott halfway through. Plus, Benji whines about Disney, Chad proves that the eyes are the first thing to go and we talk about that long lost ending of "Big". Oh yeah, and the Chiefs won the Super Bowl.

This is it! Our official relaunch episode. Some sound older, some sound the same, and then there's Chad. We discuss Chad's official entry into the Old Dad's Club, do a little synopsis of what exactly we've been doing for nearly three years and look at movies to come. Plus, we abuse a couple of FOPs for kicks!

Holy Crap! And you thought that we were dead! Well, dead inside, maybe, but here's a nice teaser for things to come.

Maintaining something of a schedule, we're back! We talk Schitt's Creek, Cancel Culture, the bit of the Golden Globes we actually saw and some awards caliber movies. Plus, we lament the potential demise of the Alamo Drafthouse. Finally, will Chad be able to defend his douchebag title? Listen to find out!

What have we been doing the past 8 months? Turns out, not much, but we'll tell you about it anyway.

On this episode, we recount our previous 3 weeks that were apparently more important than you. Benji discusses his encounter with road rage and an actual concert in Covid central. Chad takes time to make and consume an entire pie during the recording, and Scott is apparently for the birds. Plus, we discuss anti-semitic actors and football players, why Patrick Mahomes is worth more than the rest of Kansas City combined and we rehash our latest guy's movie night with FOP Will Blanchard.

In this episode, we discuss the news, Covid concerns and our hometown's newfound illness fame, and we talk about Scott's ineptness with electronics. We spend a bit of time with your latest streaming options and then we dig in to "The Greasy Strangler". Will Scott ascend to the throne of awfulness or will Chad protect his crown?

In this episode, we ignore all of the horrific world events and talk Pocket City, Animal Crossing, Chad sneaks in whines about Inside Out and Lost and we abuse Nickelback. Plus, we watch what may be the worst homework assignment ever.

In this episode, Benji stops being a leach on society, Chad explains why he spent so much time on his hands and knees and Scott takes care of a pesky hangnail. Plus, we talk movies, dissect homework and recount our special evening watching "Fateful Findings" with FOP Brad to the Bone.

In this episode, we go in depth on our thoughts on the future of movie theaters, analyze our return to some normalcy and how we think it's going and touch on whether Sam Elliot is cool enough to save a dull movie.

In this episode, we, along with listeners, berate Scott for selecting what could possibly be the worst movie ever made for homework. We discuss returning a bit to normal life, run down our movies and hear some listener mail. Also, Scott's still the worst.

In this episode, Chad decides to gross out not only his friends but the listening audience as well with what he had done that day. We discuss all things quarantine, the re-opening of the state, and we make a phony homework assignment that you definitely shouldn't do since it's no longer available. Plus, we talk movies, television, receive a very special phone call from a listener who makes some salient points about Chad and we hit the homework. Plus, you can hear how Scott's son tried to kill Chad. All this, plus Andy Rooney!

In this episode, we recount the fascinating details of our week of lockdown. We actually bring news to the table, Scott makes a ridiculously crude joke that costs us our sponsor and we talk Last Blood, Bad Boys for Life and a bunch of other movies. Plus, we delve into what could possibly be the worst homework assignment of all time.

In this episode, Benji accuses Star Trek of plagiarism, we recap yet another week weak, discuss our new trivia endeavor and revisit some old movies that we watched. Plus, we got discuss homework for the first time in, like, forever! And we have a new phone number that can be ignored as easily as our email address!

In this episode, we're all still stranded at home. Chad and Scott make fun of Benji for dropping too much money to watch Trolls World Tour, we discuss more Tiger King and Benji discusses the emotional scarring caused by CBS's nighttime schedule. Plus, we see the RETURN OF HOMEWORK!!!!!

It took the end of the world to get us back together! What have we been doing for the past year? Turns out, not too much. But we decide to offer a ray of sunshine (or cloud darkening your day, depending on your perspective) by reuniting, and it feels so good. We talk quarantine, Tiger King and other things that vaguely rhyme. See ya next year!

We're back to discuss Chad's trip to Vegas, Benji's experience with a year long squatter and Scott's...uh...height? Chad and Scott have to try to decipher Benji's handwriting as we yet again have our annual Fantasy Baseball analysis. And we re-introduce a character who finally offers what the world has been crying out for: A recurring character for Benji! All this, plus a taste test, douchebags and a look at "Us" and "Captain Marvel".