Berner Phone
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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in. Dial in - https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/
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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in. Dial in - https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/
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English
Episodes
Episode #131: Traditions That Should End
3/2/2026
This week, Des and Chris are weighing in on all of the dialer's least favorite transitions that have got to go.
Duration:01:08:30
Episode #130: Cheesy Slogans To Live By
2/23/2026
This week, Des and Chris are back on a dialer-heavy episode talking about their best cheesy slogans for life.
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Duration:01:06:10
Episode 129: Craziest Things You've Done For Love
2/16/2026
This week, Des and Chris are joined by Ali Kolbert reacting to the most unhinged things that the dialers have done for love! Ali is currently on the road with Hannah so check them out at a show and see all of their dates below
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Duration:01:00:39
Episode 128: Worst Financial Decisions
2/9/2026
Des and Chris are back this week hearing the worst thing they ever spent money on and how much they spent.
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Duration:01:05:05
Berner Phone #127: Green Flags with Caitlin Peluffo
2/2/2026
Today we're joined by guest host Caitlin Peluffo to talk about the dialers top green flags in dating and beyond!
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Duration:01:21:41
Berner Phone #126: Hills To Die On
1/26/2026
This week, Des and Chris are back finding out what hills the dialers will die on.
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Duration:01:16:42
Berner Phone #125: Passive Aggression
1/19/2026
The dialers are sharing the most passive aggressive things they've done or had done to them.
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Duration:01:06:21
Berner Phone #124: Little Gripes Part 2
1/12/2026
The dialers are annoyed by so much that we had to do a part 2.
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Duration:01:12:06
Berner Phone #123: Little Gripes
1/5/2026
From nose breathers to doing dishes, the dialers are sharing the small annoyances that can ruin their day.
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Duration:01:05:27
Berner Phone 122: Wildest Holiday Traditions Part 2
12/23/2025
We're back this week with more unique holiday traditions. We're in the thick of the holiday season so the dialers need a distraction. Put your headphones on, ignore your family fighting in the background, and enjoy this episode.
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Duration:00:50:24
Berner Phone #121: Wildest Holiday Traditions
12/16/2025
We're getting in the holiday spirit this week. The dialers shared their family's craziest holiday traditions.
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Duration:01:07:23
Berner Phone #120: Controversial Takes Pt. 2
12/9/2025
The dialers had so many good hot takes that we had to do a second episode.
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Duration:01:06:46
Berner Phone #119: Controversial Takes
12/1/2025
The dialers are letting us in on the thing they hate that everyone else seems to love.
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Duration:01:02:53
Berner Phone #118: Local Gossip
11/24/2025
We'd rather get involved in other people's drama than deal with our own, so we asked the dialers to tell us their juiciest local gossip.
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Duration:00:58:21
Berner Phone #117: Live Call-Ins
11/17/2025
We took a risk and tried live call-ins for the first time in Berner Phone history. The only reason we pulled off the admin is because Hannah wasn't involved.
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Duration:01:38:28
Berner Phone #116: Relationship Turnoffs
11/11/2025
The dialers called in and shared their biggest turnoffs in relationships.
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Duration:01:05:56
Berner Phone 115: Customer Service Horror Stories
11/4/2025
The dialers are sharing their craziest customer service stories that prove the customer isn't always right.
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Duration:01:14:08
Berner Phone #114: Dating Tips & Tricks
10/27/2025
Des is joined by special guest Gabby Bryan to give their best shot at dating advice.
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Duration:01:32:45
Berner Phone 113: What's Bugging You?
10/20/2025
Instead of taking it out on their families, the dialers are airing their grievances on the pod and letting us know what's been bugging them.
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Duration:01:16:23
Berner Phone 112: Family Secrets
10/14/2025
We have a juicy one today - the dialers are spilling their family secrets.
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Duration:01:02:45