Fairly Smooth Operator
Caroline Walsh
"When people ask why I joined the Coast Guard, I respond that I was twenty-two, blond, and fit. In most military services that is guaranteed sexual harassment. Why not join the one with the ocean breeze?"
Caroline's journey from enlisted Coast Guard member to CIA analyst includes boot camp, Hamptons yachters named Gary, meaning making in Guantanamo Bay, and a session with a Veterans Affairs-assigned therapist who has fourteen cats, one of which cures migraines. She takes you from serious topics of sexual harassment and suicide to laughing about how her predator's moment to make her prey was oddly interrupted. You are a fly on the wall during her botched FBI polygraph and will be scratching your head about her CIA classmate who U-turns during their surveillance-detection training like she just saw a sign for a sale at Macy's.
Duration - 5h 45m.
Author - Caroline Walsh.
Narrator - Caroline Walsh.
Published Date - Saturday, 06 January 2024.
Copyright - © 2021 caroline walsh ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
"When people ask why I joined the Coast Guard, I respond that I was twenty-two, blond, and fit. In most military services that is guaranteed sexual harassment. Why not join the one with the ocean breeze?" Caroline's journey from enlisted Coast Guard member to CIA analyst includes boot camp, Hamptons yachters named Gary, meaning making in Guantanamo Bay, and a session with a Veterans Affairs-assigned therapist who has fourteen cats, one of which cures migraines. She takes you from serious topics of sexual harassment and suicide to laughing about how her predator's moment to make her prey was oddly interrupted. You are a fly on the wall during her botched FBI polygraph and will be scratching your head about her CIA classmate who U-turns during their surveillance-detection training like she just saw a sign for a sale at Macy's. Duration - 5h 45m. Author - Caroline Walsh. Narrator - Caroline Walsh. Published Date - Saturday, 06 January 2024. Copyright - © 2021 caroline walsh ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:10
Prologue
Duration:00:02:50
Chapter 1: How to lose your starting position
Duration:00:15:10
Chapter 2: Bootcamp
Duration:00:17:32
Chapter 3: Gary
Duration:00:06:03
Chapter 4: What am I doing here?
Duration:00:11:29
Chapter 5: Liability
Duration:00:19:17
Chapter 6: Darker Days
Duration:00:15:00
Chapter 7: Want fries with those leadership skills
Duration:00:09:00
Chapter 8: Montauk Winters
Duration:00:04:52
Chapter 9: Summer Freedom
Duration:00:05:23
Chapter 10: Don’t you know that you’re toxic?
Duration:00:08:05
Chapter 11: Sweet Temporary Home Alabama
Duration:00:15:30
Chapter 12: Intel school
Duration:00:10:35
Chapter 13: Joint Task Force Margaritaville
Duration:00:10:14
Chapter 14: JIATF—Tragic
Duration:00:09:40
Chapter 15: Swimming and Other Hazards of Key West
Duration:00:09:06
Chapter 16: JIATF—Dating
Duration:00:04:36
Chapter 17: I’m an idiot, but so are you
Duration:00:10:38
Chapter 18: What’s it like to be a woman in the military
Duration:00:09:07
Chapter 19: Time to go
Duration:00:08:57
Chapter 20: Southern Virginia Part II
Duration:00:06:59
Chapter 21: Southern Virginia part XIV
Duration:00:17:09
Chapter 22: Officer dynamics
Duration:00:05:56
Chapter 23: Don’t GTMO better than this
Duration:00:16:26
Chapter 24: Who needs therapy? Oh yeah me
Duration:00:09:05
Chapter 25: Skip to the international spy stuff already
Duration:00:16:41
Chapter 26: Spy stories
Duration:00:23:46
Chapter 27: Shit and boobies
Duration:00:06:25
Chapter 28: It’s just like the movies
Duration:00:10:17
Chapter 29: So how do I get out of this one?
Duration:00:22:48
Chapter 30: That’s it
Duration:00:05:49
900 acknowledgements final 1
Duration:00:01:06
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:10