Forget Having Kids. I'm Having Fun
Dane Reid
"Are you tired of being asked when you're going to start a family? Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting kids? Well, put those feelings aside and say hello to the ultimate guide to embracing the childfree lifestyle - 'Forget Having Kids. I'm...
Location:
United States
Description:
"Are you tired of being asked when you're going to start a family? Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting kids? Well, put those feelings aside and say hello to the ultimate guide to embracing the childfree lifestyle - 'Forget Having Kids. I'm Having Fun'. This hilarious and relatable book is here to show you that being childfree is not only acceptable, it's something to be celebrated! With anecdotes and stories from real people who have chosen to not have kids, this book will have you laughing and nodding along. From the joys of spending your hard-earned money on yourself to the freedom of being able to travel the world without worrying about finding a babysitter, this book covers it all. It's the perfect read for anyone looking to break free from society's pressure to procreate and discover the many benefits of a childfree life. So if you're ready to put down that baby carrier, grab a glass of wine, and dive into the world of not-parenting, 'Forget Having Kids. I'm Having Fun' is the book for you. It's time to embrace the childfree lifestyle and have some real fun." Duration - 5h 18m. Author - Dane Reid. Narrator - Dane Reid. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2022 Dane Reid ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:14
02 forward by dr mara karpel
Duration:00:04:21
03 dedication
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04 prologue
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05 introduction
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06 chapter 1 the vas deferens
Duration:00:18:33
07 chapter 2 reason # 137 there’s nothing a kid can’t break
Duration:00:11:13
08 chapter 3 reason #45 but they want to travel too
Duration:00:11:26
09 chapter 4 reason #45 but they want to travel too
Duration:00:13:18
10 chapter 5 reason # 617 everybody’s got a friend named mike
Duration:00:13:54
11 chapter 6 reason #122 i don’t want the responsibility
Duration:00:07:17
12 chapter 7 reason #223 the book of brittany, part 1
Duration:00:10:45
13 chapter 8 reason # 828 there’s never a good time to have kids
Duration:00:17:00
14 chapter 9 reason #308 i’m selfish and that’s okay
Duration:00:16:16
15 chapter 10 reason #268 i am not a role model
Duration:00:14:21
16 chapter 11 reason # 33 who’s gonna entertain them
Duration:00:14:57
17 chapter 12 reason #101 i don’t find kids interesting
Duration:00:06:53
18 chapter 13 reason #521 jeffrey dahmer versus mlk
Duration:00:07:32
19 chapter 14 reason #71 not all kids are smart, not all kids are cute
Duration:00:13:04
20 chapter 15 reason #501 kids don’t come with instruction manuals
Duration:00:10:04
21 chapter 16 reason #928 i swore i’d never do math homework again
Duration:00:11:30
22 chapter 17 reason #809 the mom and dad bod
Duration:00:16:55
23 chapter 18 reason #315 i can’t always protect them
Duration:00:11:20
24 chapter 19 reason #806 i don’t need to leave a legacy
Duration:00:09:20
25 chapter 20 reason #6 kids have cooties
Duration:00:05:38
26 chapter 21 reason #1 they cost too damn much
Duration:00:12:33
27 chapter 22 reason #620 when my relationships end, i want a clean break
Duration:00:17:42
28 chapter 23 reason #730 anthony bourdain
Duration:00:12:13
29 chapter 24 reason #911 the book of brittany, part 2
Duration:00:19:47
30 closing remarks
Duration:00:00:44
Ending Credits
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