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Opening Credits
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02 forward by dr mara karpel
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03 dedication
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04 prologue
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05 introduction
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06 chapter 1 the vas deferens
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07 chapter 2 reason # 137 there’s nothing a kid can’t break
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08 chapter 3 reason #45 but they want to travel too
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09 chapter 4 reason #45 but they want to travel too
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10 chapter 5 reason # 617 everybody’s got a friend named mike
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11 chapter 6 reason #122 i don’t want the responsibility
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12 chapter 7 reason #223 the book of brittany, part 1
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13 chapter 8 reason # 828 there’s never a good time to have kids
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14 chapter 9 reason #308 i’m selfish and that’s okay
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15 chapter 10 reason #268 i am not a role model
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16 chapter 11 reason # 33 who’s gonna entertain them
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17 chapter 12 reason #101 i don’t find kids interesting
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18 chapter 13 reason #521 jeffrey dahmer versus mlk
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19 chapter 14 reason #71 not all kids are smart, not all kids are cute
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20 chapter 15 reason #501 kids don’t come with instruction manuals
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21 chapter 16 reason #928 i swore i’d never do math homework again
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22 chapter 17 reason #809 the mom and dad bod
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23 chapter 18 reason #315 i can’t always protect them
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24 chapter 19 reason #806 i don’t need to leave a legacy
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25 chapter 20 reason #6 kids have cooties
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26 chapter 21 reason #1 they cost too damn much
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27 chapter 22 reason #620 when my relationships end, i want a clean break
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28 chapter 23 reason #730 anthony bourdain
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29 chapter 24 reason #911 the book of brittany, part 2
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30 closing remarks
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Ending Credits
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