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Marked Safe: A Disaster Podcast

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Are you Marked Safe? Join friends Brianne and Melanie as they come together to share some of the worlds most incredible disaster stories and delve into the details and fallout from them.

Are you Marked Safe? Join friends Brianne and Melanie as they come together to share some of the worlds most incredible disaster stories and delve into the details and fallout from them.

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United States

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Are you Marked Safe? Join friends Brianne and Melanie as they come together to share some of the worlds most incredible disaster stories and delve into the details and fallout from them.

Language:

English

Contact:

3177988644


Episodes

Holy Cannoli!: 1980 Eruption of Mount St. Helens Part 2

7/13/2022
This week, we explore human complexities, a Cody-centric blooper gets left in, yet another governor victim-blames, and Melanie fantasizes about toad vengeance. Content warnings: flood, landslide, volcanic eruption, implied death of horses, death of family including children 22:10, extended wait for search and rescue, difficult body identification, various non-graphic references to dead wildlife and pets. Links: Surviving the Mount St. Helens Disaster. (2020). broadcast. Thompson, D....

Duration:00:48:08

Hell and High Water: 1980 Eruption of Mount St. Helens Part 1

6/29/2022
This week, Australians are pesky, Brianne hates it all, Melanie points her victim blaming in an unusual direction, Brianne wants an upper limit, Buzzfeed chooses violence, Stanley doesn't believe in earthquakes, a governor gets excited, we get a classic chaotic man, and a massive bulge grows at a rapid rate. Content warnings: earthquakes, fatal plane crash, non-graphic mention of vomit and diarrhea around 32:40, non-fatal ferris wheel accident involving child, head...

Duration:00:46:23

If You're Alive, Raise Your Hand: Pulse Nightclub

6/22/2022
This week, a nightclub reviewer throws subtle shade, we remember our dead, something is bad, and we explore new organ donation possibilities. In respect to todays episode, please consider making a donation to the onePULSE foundation created by the owner of the Pulse Nightclub. “Our mission is to create and support a memorial that opens hearts, a museum that opens minds, educational programs that open eyes and legacy scholarships that open...

Duration:01:02:29

No Shit, But Also Shit: Chipotle Mass Food Poisonings

6/15/2022
This week, toddlers fuck up, Melanie is remorseless, Brianne wants to encounter a dumb motherf***er, People.com does Brianne dirty, Ohio is on its bullshit, Brianne is promised a haunted trunk, Melanie poops on her girlfriend's couch, and we pass the Bechdel test. Content warnings: accident that leads to amputation, food poisoning discussed throughout but no graphic descriptions of vomiting and mildly graphic descriptions of diarrhea, rectal...

Duration:01:11:45

A Bouncy Word: LGBTQ Heroes

6/8/2022
This week, Melanie has to use the safeword, Shania Twain lives her best life, two men share similar experiences, a mom goes too far, and we finally broach one of America's worst disasters. Content warnings: body shaming, war injuries, PTSD, assassination attempt, gun violence, brief discussion of civil rights/racism, involuntary outing, homophobia, alcoholism, delayed discovery of dead body, xenophobia, 9/11.

Duration:01:14:53

Built on the Dumping Grounds of a Serial Killer: LEGOLAND Incidents

6/1/2022
This week, Melanie isn't marked safe, we find the limits of Brianne's love, the Disney songs bracket comes to a close and the Petty Pop Culture Moments bracket begins, a LEGOLAND pirate is not the job to have, and Melanie discovers the seedy underbelly of Pokemon. Content warnings: death by rollercoaster collision, murder of women/teenager/pregnant woman, gymnastics/stuntman injury, head trauma, paralysis, detailed description of physical trauma resulting from fall, ableism,...

Duration:01:08:37

Third Time's a Curse

5/25/2022

Duration:00:00:30

Pet My Head, Tell Me I'm Mysterious: Amusement Park Disasters Part 4

5/18/2022
This week, the Disney bracket comes to a close, Brianne is THE villain, Melanie is wrong about Scar, Brianne wants to be a cult leader, cats should not make out, we rethink our futures as brakemen, and Melanie is attacked by a kangaroo. Content warnings: cults, riots, police violence, derailed rollercoaster, death of children 44:30-49:43, graphic description of accident scene/blood, animal testing, animal mauling, serious injury to neck, dead bodies of...

Duration:01:07:23

This Is Beyond Tea: Disaster Potluck

5/11/2022
This week, we drop our first dummy thicc listener story episode, Brianne pulls off a long con and warms up to eating a lizard, Melanie has inspirational thoughts on being a bully at any age, Big Shark finally catches up to us, we have solid advice for angry snipers, and Brianne gets pregnant on the first date (with a podcast baby). Content warnings: depression, cooking and eating a lizard (graphic), insect swarm, non-graphic mention of poop, death of spouse, adoption (first family...

Duration:00:54:47

But It Did Get Worse!: LEGO Origin Disasters

5/4/2022
This week, we are disaster girls, Brianne is trying to be mysterious, Ole shows up our seven year olds, some afternoon delight ends in flames, a man wins his own contest, Brianne hatches a new conspiracy theory, both of us love a rogue wave, we make a wish on a t-rex, Melanie appreciates her bush, and we encourage you to donate a secret. Content warnings: structural fires. Links: Documentary. (2014). A Lego Brickumentary. Williams, T. (2022). Adrift: The curious tale of the lego lost at...

Duration:00:58:26

I'm Just a Brakeman, Give Me a Break: Amusement Park Disasters Part 3

4/27/2022
This week, Melanie is a tour guide on the River Styx, we identify our gas station item love languages, we are old-timey brakemen, Melanie gets rammed, rollercoaster ghosts live on in original flooring, , the mayor and only the mayor cares, Walt Disney has a bad day, we get new nicknames, and Brianne has seen enough. Content warnings: death of a parent, hospice, cancer, rollercoaster derailment, injuries, brief and non-specific mention of suicide, brief graphic description of scalp injury,...

Duration:01:30:16

Off-Air

4/20/2022

Duration:00:00:33

A Tsunami of Emergencies: See You Next Week!

4/13/2022

Duration:00:00:16

Our Bodies Are Haunted Houses: Aggie Bonfire Collapse

4/6/2022
This week, we reach climax, Heather is probably banging, Brianne is willing to lecture anyone at all, Melanie plays a reverse Uno card, we're tired of groaning and creaking, Melanie is gonna get her wets whisked, and we are sexy vampires. Content warnings: Structural collapse with fatalities, death/injury of teenagers, coma, serious...

Duration:00:57:23

Gruesome Contingencies: Cruise Ship Incidents Part 3

3/30/2022
This week, Melanie curates a playlist, Brianne has cheese-based anxiety, Melanie is still on her normalization bullshit, we explore portals, Brianne is a connoisseur of victim blaming, and Melanie eats her pet. Content warnings: gambling, hypothetical damage to body in fall from cruise ship, drowning, decomposition, autopsy/visual identification of loved one, suicidal ideation/possible suicide from 47:00-1:03:34, depression, mental illness, pregnancy...

Duration:01:13:11

Gruesome Contingencies: Cruise Ship Incidents Part 3

3/30/2022
This week, Melanie curates a playlist, Brianne has cheese-based anxiety, Melanie is still on her normalization bullshit, we explore portals, Brianne is a connoisseur of victim blaming, and Melanie eats her pet. Content warnings: gambling, hypothetical damage to body in fall from cruise ship, drowning, decomposition, autopsy/visual identification of loved one, suicidal ideation/possible suicide from 47:00-1:03:34, depression, mental illness, pregnancy...

Duration:01:02:34

Coming Was An Understatement: The Great Molasses Flood

3/23/2022
This week, we match each other's bad energy, the bracket has a slappin' bop, we deliver the content people want, Melanie only has one pull-quote for any story, the ants come and they might be rude, and capitalism was the real villain all along. Content warnings: structural damage/collapse, claustrophobia, deaths by drowning/suffocation, horse...

Duration:00:52:20

Other Things We Don't Need To Normalize: Cruise Ship Incidents Part 2

3/16/2022
This week, we strike a deal with listeners, Melanie gets stroked, Brianne is infuriated by the bracket match-up, Melanie wants to normalize wiener goo and makes it weird with an angel, Brianne appeases Big Shark, we wonder if good infestations exist, Melanie plans a crime, we determine whether Cody has to get dumped, the Coast Guard is dumb, some things are poppycock, you can delegate to us, and someone else earns butthole pics. Content warnings: sexual intercourse with unclear levels of...

Duration:01:16:41

Something You Don't Want To Dangle: Schoharie Limousine Crash

3/9/2022
This week, we get serious about listener story minisodes, Brianne has threatening opinions, the Disney song bracket has a very tough match-up, clickbait goes too far, we tell ourselves the truth about buffets, justice is not served, and our cockles are hot. Content warnings: multiple deaths in car accidents and from being struck by a...

Duration:00:54:12

The Pigeon to Uber Scale: Cruise Ship Incidents

3/2/2022
This week, Brianne establishes dominance, Melanie gains a superstition, a birthday party gets RSVPed with a hard yes, cats run wild, things go hinky, the sun might be inhabited, Brianne wants to be a wealthy fruit dealer, a different birthday party gets RSVPed with a hard no, women know how to find people, no one is having an affair of the genitals, and Brianne speaks ill of the dead. Content warnings: speculation about suicide for a little while around 27:00, murder, blood, very brief...

Duration:01:25:48