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Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.

Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.
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Ireland

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Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.

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English


Episodes

‘I’m with The Girls. We’re getting along like doughnuts and Blanchardstown’

10/12/2018
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Sorcha tells Ross that Honor has set up a review site. It’s called Rate My Playdate.

Duration:00:06:01

'There’s a girl who works in the Bailey. And before you say anything,we were on a break at the time'

10/5/2018
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What would Johnny Sexton do when confronted with plotting a way through Dublin’s no-go areas?

Duration:00:05:46

‘I had no idea how difficult being a Mount Anville mom was going to be’

9/28/2018
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I’ve joined the WhatsApp group the moms set up, and it is intense...

Duration:00:06:18

"Limerick’s definitely been tidied up a bit since ‘Angela’s Ashes"

9/21/2018
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I convince the lads to go to Munster to rescue Joey Corbery

Duration:00:06:02

My sons take after me in their love of being surrounded by admiring females

9/14/2018
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The boys can presumably see that Mallorie Kennedy is a serious, serious honey.

Duration:00:06:02

Dancing with the Tsars Excerpt #4

9/7/2018
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Fourth and final excerpt from Dancing with the Tsars, the latest Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book from Paul Howard. And we're back tomorrow with Ross's regular audio column. (Earlier we reposted Excerpt #1 in error - apologies to our listeners)

Duration:00:06:44

‘Working remotely is modern business-speak for on your own time and for no extra money’

9/7/2018
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I’ve been slaving over the microwave to prepare a family meal for us.

Duration:00:05:46

Dancing with The Tsars Excerpt #3

9/6/2018
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Preparing for Round Two of the Strictly Mount Anville Father and Daughter Dance Competition. Excerpt three of four from Dancing with the Tsars. It's available in bookshops today.

Duration:00:07:30

Dancing with The Tsars Excerpt #2

9/5/2018
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Sorcha delivers her maiden speech on the floor of the Seanad, with mixed results. The second of four exclusive excerpts from the new Ross O'Carroll Kelly book, Dancing with the Tsars.

Duration:00:11:04

Dancing with the Tsars Excerpt #1

9/4/2018
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It's the first of four exclusive excerpts from the latest Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book 'Dancing with the Tsars'.

Duration:00:10:07

‘I suddenly feel like Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society’

8/31/2018
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It’s portly my responsibility to deal with the triplets’ swearing

Duration:00:05:51

‘Goys, this is Tayto Pork!’ The triplets’ faces light up’

8/24/2018
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‘Focking fockers!’ Brian goes, obviously looking forward to releasing some of that pent-up energy

Duration:00:05:37

'A chill goes through my body as I notice her - get this - kissing an actual boy'

8/17/2018
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Honor lasted the course in the Gaeltacht - and that's suspicious.

Duration:00:05:26

"There’s a lot of Oh! My! God!s – even by normal South Dublin standards"

8/10/2018
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While Honor’s away, the guests will play.

Duration:00:05:54

‘You cried once when Elaine Crowley was on holidays and someone else was presenting Midday’

8/3/2018
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Honor’s off to Irish college somewhere called Tralee – I’m going to miss the little wagon

Duration:00:05:47

‘Tag rugby is, like, speed dating for South Dublin people’

7/27/2018
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Time for the Rossmeister to show this LinkedIn team what actual rugby is

Duration:00:05:58

‘I’m reminded of an old rugby saying of mine: never be afraid to let the opposition see your abs’

7/20/2018
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One by one, I open the buttons of my shirt. Then, I stort unloading the dishwashing, making sure to let him see The Six.

Duration:00:06:06

‘The hosepipe ban isn’t for People Like Us. It’s only €125’

7/13/2018
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Fionnuala has tipped waiters that much for a good Martini.

Duration:00:06:14

‘I considered driving over a cliff just so I wouldn’t have to hear their focking voices’

7/6/2018
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Tempers fray as the family are landed with some cling-ons

Duration:00:05:55

'I'm close to cracking up and we're not even on the runway yet'

6/29/2018
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The family is flying to the south of France. It hasn't started well.

Duration:00:06:23