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Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.

Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.
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Ireland

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Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.

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English


Episodes

'I shan't be moving. I've got a full stomach and an empty bladder'

12/7/2018
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We are surrounded by empty porking spaces but neither of us is prepared to give up this one.

Duration:00:05:57

‘I’m sorry for crying. It’s just my brain feels like it’s turning into paté’

11/30/2018
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I had to unmute the Mount Anville mothers’ WhatsApp group - I couldn't bear the silence.

Duration:00:06:24

‘I swear on my children’s lives I’ve had no contact with Peter Casey’

11/23/2018
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Ireland are beating the All Blacks with 15 minutes to go but everything is kicking off in the old man’s corporate box

Duration:00:06:51

‘Our bogey group should be lactose-intolerant Border-county cyclists’

11/16/2018
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The old man is plotting a fresh course for New Republic given the Peter Casey effect.

Duration:00:06:11

‘Just because people are vulnerable doesn’t mean they’re not taking the piss’

11/2/2018
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"Peter Casey has out-Charles-O’Carroll-Kellyed Charles O’Carroll-Kelly" says the old man.

Duration:00:06:56

‘Honor was actually conceived in this cor?’ ‘We should push it off a cliff’

10/26/2018
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Sorcha gets teary about her old Rav4 in Dundrum cor pork

Duration:00:06:26

‘You grew up in south Dublin, but it’s like you arrived from space an hour ago’

10/19/2018
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Ross gets a horsh lesson on how Mount Anville moms’ WhatsApp groups really work.

Duration:00:06:04

‘I’m with The Girls. We’re getting along like doughnuts and Blanchardstown’

10/12/2018
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Sorcha tells Ross that Honor has set up a review site. It’s called Rate My Playdate.

Duration:00:06:01

'There’s a girl who works in the Bailey. And before you say anything,we were on a break at the time'

10/5/2018
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What would Johnny Sexton do when confronted with plotting a way through Dublin’s no-go areas?

Duration:00:05:46

‘I had no idea how difficult being a Mount Anville mom was going to be’

9/28/2018
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I’ve joined the WhatsApp group the moms set up, and it is intense...

Duration:00:06:18

"Limerick’s definitely been tidied up a bit since ‘Angela’s Ashes"

9/21/2018
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I convince the lads to go to Munster to rescue Joey Corbery

Duration:00:06:02

My sons take after me in their love of being surrounded by admiring females

9/14/2018
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The boys can presumably see that Mallorie Kennedy is a serious, serious honey.

Duration:00:06:02

Dancing with the Tsars Excerpt #4

9/7/2018
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Fourth and final excerpt from Dancing with the Tsars, the latest Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book from Paul Howard. And we're back tomorrow with Ross's regular audio column. (Earlier we reposted Excerpt #1 in error - apologies to our listeners)

Duration:00:06:44

‘Working remotely is modern business-speak for on your own time and for no extra money’

9/7/2018
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I’ve been slaving over the microwave to prepare a family meal for us.

Duration:00:05:46

Dancing with The Tsars Excerpt #3

9/6/2018
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Preparing for Round Two of the Strictly Mount Anville Father and Daughter Dance Competition. Excerpt three of four from Dancing with the Tsars. It's available in bookshops today.

Duration:00:07:30

Dancing with The Tsars Excerpt #2

9/5/2018
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Sorcha delivers her maiden speech on the floor of the Seanad, with mixed results. The second of four exclusive excerpts from the new Ross O'Carroll Kelly book, Dancing with the Tsars.

Duration:00:11:04

Dancing with the Tsars Excerpt #1

9/4/2018
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It's the first of four exclusive excerpts from the latest Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book 'Dancing with the Tsars'.

Duration:00:10:07

‘I suddenly feel like Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society’

8/31/2018
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It’s portly my responsibility to deal with the triplets’ swearing

Duration:00:05:51

‘Goys, this is Tayto Pork!’ The triplets’ faces light up’

8/24/2018
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‘Focking fockers!’ Brian goes, obviously looking forward to releasing some of that pent-up energy

Duration:00:05:37