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Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.

Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.
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Ireland

Description:

Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.

Language:

English


Episodes

'How does this sound: The O’Carroll-Kelly Institute of Rugby!'

1/18/2019
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Why is there no O’Carroll-Kelly building?

Duration:00:06:27

‘Honor can be terribly cruel – it’s hilarious if you’re not the one on the receiving end’

1/11/2019
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Sorcha’s What Would Jesus Eat Diet lasts a record four hours.

Duration:00:06:03

‘Honor cops me standing there, staring at her like she’s a dog explaining Brexit’

1/4/2019
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Ross discovers his 13-year-old daughter has secretly been driving his BMW X5 for the last two years.

Duration:00:05:55

‘Croia called me a Gender Binarist because of my Goys and Dolls party’

12/28/2018
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‘She said if we hadn’t been friends for 20 years, she would have called the Gords’

Duration:00:06:30

‘Our way of dealing with our children’s anti-social behaviour has been to totally ignore it’

12/21/2018
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Ross and Sorcha are particularly tense watching the triplets in their nativity play...

Duration:00:06:16

‘I’m sorry but that’s where this Santa Claus draws the line’

12/14/2018
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Ross, dressed as Santa, can’t believe it when a boy asks him for an Ireland soccer jersey for Christmas

Duration:00:05:56

'I shan't be moving. I've got a full stomach and an empty bladder'

12/7/2018
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We are surrounded by empty porking spaces but neither of us is prepared to give up this one.

Duration:00:05:57

‘I’m sorry for crying. It’s just my brain feels like it’s turning into paté’

11/30/2018
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I had to unmute the Mount Anville mothers’ WhatsApp group - I couldn't bear the silence.

Duration:00:06:24

‘I swear on my children’s lives I’ve had no contact with Peter Casey’

11/23/2018
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Ireland are beating the All Blacks with 15 minutes to go but everything is kicking off in the old man’s corporate box

Duration:00:06:51

‘Our bogey group should be lactose-intolerant Border-county cyclists’

11/16/2018
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The old man is plotting a fresh course for New Republic given the Peter Casey effect.

Duration:00:06:11

‘Just because people are vulnerable doesn’t mean they’re not taking the piss’

11/2/2018
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"Peter Casey has out-Charles-O’Carroll-Kellyed Charles O’Carroll-Kelly" says the old man.

Duration:00:06:56

‘Honor was actually conceived in this cor?’ ‘We should push it off a cliff’

10/26/2018
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Sorcha gets teary about her old Rav4 in Dundrum cor pork

Duration:00:06:26

‘You grew up in south Dublin, but it’s like you arrived from space an hour ago’

10/19/2018
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Ross gets a horsh lesson on how Mount Anville moms’ WhatsApp groups really work.

Duration:00:06:04

‘I’m with The Girls. We’re getting along like doughnuts and Blanchardstown’

10/12/2018
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Sorcha tells Ross that Honor has set up a review site. It’s called Rate My Playdate.

Duration:00:06:01

'There’s a girl who works in the Bailey. And before you say anything,we were on a break at the time'

10/5/2018
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What would Johnny Sexton do when confronted with plotting a way through Dublin’s no-go areas?

Duration:00:05:46

‘I had no idea how difficult being a Mount Anville mom was going to be’

9/28/2018
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I’ve joined the WhatsApp group the moms set up, and it is intense...

Duration:00:06:18

"Limerick’s definitely been tidied up a bit since ‘Angela’s Ashes"

9/21/2018
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I convince the lads to go to Munster to rescue Joey Corbery

Duration:00:06:02

My sons take after me in their love of being surrounded by admiring females

9/14/2018
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The boys can presumably see that Mallorie Kennedy is a serious, serious honey.

Duration:00:06:02

Dancing with the Tsars Excerpt #4

9/7/2018
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Fourth and final excerpt from Dancing with the Tsars, the latest Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book from Paul Howard. And we're back tomorrow with Ross's regular audio column. (Earlier we reposted Excerpt #1 in error - apologies to our listeners)

Duration:00:06:44