Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!
Twitter:
@outwdt
Language:
English
Website:
https://www.thatchecksout.net
Episodes
Hamper Hoops and Spubee Dooby Doo
11/10/2025
The guys discuss how being inquisitive about the location of a butthole can coax any teenager out of their room, when LOCATION is the single most important factor for proper interpretation of a cleverly titled 50K race, and why teaching a beaver to pull a rip cord is imperative when re-wilding Idaho’s wilderness.
Duration:01:02:01
Married for McNuggets and Plowing the Field
11/3/2025
The guys discuss how one man’s hatred of chivalry led to a revolving entrance, when it is no longer necessary to return a borrowed snorkel, and why the time of day should absolutely dictate the value of material items.
Duration:00:49:26
Two Tones of Turds and Life Saving Quips
10/27/2025
The guys discuss how Debra’s herpes comparatively have little effect on you getting your McNuggets, when stovetop flatulence needs to be addressed in your dating video, and why you should never exit your vehicle on the overpass to intervene in an abduction.
Duration:01:02:15
A Street Smart Hawk and “The pickle costs more”
10/20/2025
The guys discuss why the best way to avoid eating dry cereal is to get yourself two VR headsets, when curbside vending truly defines the wealth of a rural community, and how a total unwillingness to pay the pizza delivery girl almost always results in death.
Duration:00:54:58
“You had to be a smiling ghost! That hole is huge!”
10/13/2025
The guys discuss how a birthday celebration where the pig skins were completely irrelevant lead to them "banging", when an extremely strong orifice and an ill-advised lift ends a first date with an ER visit and broken fingers, and why there is no breathalyzer needed once you see the aviators and Barbie Jeep.
Duration:00:52:39
Is He Here for the Snacks or the Sweet Revenge?: The Memoir of Damon Puracchio
10/6/2025
The guys discuss how Google Maps grossly overstates the availability of commercial air travel, when a strategically placed bagel and raincoat automatically grants you additional vacation time, and why a coworker hugging a printer all but guarantees the demise of an entire room full of puppies.
Duration:00:43:54
Ghost Cops and "It's not effing chalk!"
9/29/2025
The guys discuss how late fees will still accrue even after grandma has passed, when a missing chair unlocks supernatural abilities in the realm of seating arrangements, and why Damon will never be kicked out of any public pools.
Duration:00:56:23
Freaky Frogs, The Wrong Leg, and Always Hot & Ready
9/22/2025
The guys discuss how “anywhere” has an approximate range of thirty feet, when sleepwalking in the proximity of a Puracchio could result in bodily injury or maybe even death, and why you cannot acquire 2600 liters from one single milking session.
Duration:00:54:35
“In my butt” & “Ohhhh, that’s why they died…” -That Checks Out 2025
9/15/2025
The guys discuss why once a discount is initiated on a used cot it is no longer necessary to disclose the terms of the prison sentence, when a burka and Air Jordans almost always guarantee a disqualification, and how science supports a very high percentage of sleeping koalas are extremely horny.
Duration:00:56:04
“Surprisingly Little Baggage” and Swan Uppers
9/8/2025
The guys discuss how it costs Google $12,000 per wang on their maps, when the proper location of a Brazilian break room can foil any escape attempt, and why it’s a terrible idea to give monkeys the high ground.
Duration:00:59:56
An Industrial Banging and Oceans Koala
9/1/2025
Duration:00:49:30
“for 4 seconds of your life you became a Willson in the vicinity of a Puracchio” …Good Boy…
8/25/2025
The guys discuss why it’s imperative you wait for the train to stop completely before disembarking to prevent a tiger mauling, when allowing your husband to pack your parachute is an awful idea, and how an expression of praise to acknowledge good behavior or obedience might get you punched in the face.
Duration:00:48:33
The Perfect Pie and A Bear Crown
8/18/2025
The guys discuss how many meters of pizza guarantee no dessert, when a bowl of ice cream might result in a broken hand, and why you should never hold your dad’s hand on the 4th of July.
Duration:01:02:43
The Adequate Horn and “Can I get some of those?”
8/11/2025
The guys discuss how a paternity test was almost needed at Catfish Daaaaaayyyyyyzzzz, when only one breast is permitted at a Kentucky water park, and why being unaware AND stupid is far more lucrative than 34 years of wrongful imprisonment.
Duration:00:51:56
“Fat guys don’t smell toast, they smell grilled cheese”
8/4/2025
Duration:00:56:44
Bird Monogamy and B.Y.O.P(ee)
7/28/2025
The guys discuss how one Japanese sticker can initiate a roundabout on any given roadway, when a dog’s brick is worse than his bite, and why a 3:00 A.M. bathroom break could lead to a felony if not executed chronologically.
Duration:00:56:37
“That’s Me” and Step-Mum Love
7/21/2025
The guys discuss how much you should expect to spend on a photo to assure that icing will not desecrate the autograph, when the matching bracelets from your first date mean so much more than the felonies they represent, and why having an extra "cat cubby" will seem monumental when abandoning your newborn and the bin is full of teenagers.
Duration:00:57:53
“You’re a DMV 4 and a NASA large”
7/14/2025
The guys discuss how Spanish sand castles can incur fines, when Swiss urination violates noise ordinances, and why the Australian roll call process is extremely flawed.
Duration:00:53:51
“ Sir, I am holding your pants. Presumably, I should be able to see your IP. I cannot…”
7/7/2025
The guys discuss how an amphibian can ruin your cornflakes, when a trip to DUI court ignites a passion for the overpriced wig industry, and why your ability to get a $1.50 hot dog does not entitle you to domestic flights.
Duration:00:48:35
Pimp Your Cake, “We Are Hiring”, and Doctor Dogs
6/30/2025
The guys discuss how court ordered restrictions can negatively affect the sale and distribution of cookies, when digging a new canal is more fiscally responsible than ordering a second remote, and why fecally adhered stickers is the leading cause of death in house fires.
Duration:00:52:38