Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!
Twitter:
@outwdt
Language:
English
Website:
https://www.thatchecksout.net
Episodes
Fake Blindness and The Animal Assassin
4/27/2026
The guys discuss how consuming Big Macs will inevitably constitute as birth control, when keeping your rotisserie chicken and karaoke machine dry is NOT the largest obstacle you’re being faced with, and why it’s better to die 130 years early than become a parent following a Tsunami.
Duration:00:46:57
A “Killer” Culinary Gift and Keistered Wine
4/20/2026
The guys discuss how much aluminum foil is necessary when jousting a Buick, when three wishes won’t make your oil light go out, and why not paying for your horse to ride the subway totally prevents you from handing out your golden pocket candy.
Duration:00:39:11
“That sounded like it was agreement to me!”
4/13/2026
The guys discuss why it is imperative to vet your wizards properly prior to completing any financial transaction, when is the best time to interact with nocturnal, wallet-less, lowballing vampires in need of transportation, and how “breaking off a piece” of 12 tons of Italian KitKat bars leads to a delicious black market.
Duration:00:46:25
“That one’s thumping up pretty good!” and “Read the Tesla!”
4/6/2026
The guys discuss how urine soaked toasters make it nearly impossible to recoup your security deposit, when a perp can elude the police with a simple belly rub, and why a qualified Ball Rep and full ball sack increases your chances at $100,000.
Duration:00:54:15
“South of the Bean!!!” (self destruct sequence adverted)
3/30/2026
The guys discuss how the hands up on Ted’s hips means not one goodbye shall be heard, when the “flopping” and “slapping” all but guarantees you’re going to give up that ambulance, and why “Those ARE supposed to be out!” was Damon Hasslehoff’s entire campaign platform in getting elected as Berlin’s Public Pool Commissioner.
Duration:00:57:48
Linda Hoe & Duckface
3/23/2026
The guys discuss how the hyena’s extinction can only be prevented through simultaneous flipping, when creating a sound drop for a wildly popular podcast that is heard by dozens does not offer you infinite immunity to add to your exotic bird collection, and why it is so important to open every card from (Ba)Nana prior to litigation.
Duration:00:58:54
Swole Chads, Endless Edits, and Bottomless Popcorn
3/16/2026
The guys discuss how to properly disarm an 8-inch WW1 artillery shell, when a Pizza Surprise Attack will definitely confuse two grown men TWICE, and why not responding to your doctors requests made in random different voices merely confirms consent.
Duration:01:13:14
Booger Shush & “What’s a blunch?”
3/9/2026
The guys discuss why it is virtually impossible to fight “mirror demons” without a Feng Shui stick, when a one rock promise and a new thrift store wardrobe all but guarantees you the lead in a catchy pizza promotion, and how a naked man missing half of his sub sandwich still somehow has access to infinite Slim Jim’s.
Duration:01:15:14
“Who has time for ball shaping?" & "Read the purse fart of it!”
3/2/2026
The guys discuss how watching someone fish could lead to a lifelong romance, when pushing your spouse off a cliff seems easier than consummating the marriage, why a universal remote goes better with wings than bleu cheese and celery.
Duration:01:04:40
Romantic Sibling Balloons and Family Finger Cuffs
2/23/2026
The guys discuss how almost all known statue related deaths revolve around jealousy, when two hundred feet of extension cord and a Dyson will definitely get you a misdemeanor, and why Damon believes his tectonic plates must be shifting.
Duration:01:22:23
We”re Not Judging but $50,000 Seems Reasonable
2/16/2026
The guys discuss how honey buns are the leading cause of prison breaks in Romania, when a comped order of mozzarella sticks will earn you hero status, and why pills in the 1700’s would often crawl away before being ingested.
Duration:00:47:39
Husker Du Rides and Just Harp Adjacent
2/9/2026
The guys discuss why a prison sentence will never stand between Doona and her “eternity”,when you can have $6 worth of fun with $4 worth of lettuce, and how bringing a $30,000 harp to the beach usually leads to meeting a lifeguard.
Duration:00:58:36
A Purple Nurple and Daddy Daughter Pinkeye
2/2/2026
The guys discuss why shark selfies are the #1 cause of lost Peace signs, where is the absolute most ignorant place to stand when determining your boyfriend is faking being a realtor, and how when one door opens it will also be closed by Doug.
Duration:00:58:50
Valloween and The Windsor Knot Fortune Teller
1/26/2026
The guys discuss how a secondhand heart doesn’t make you bulletproof, when pink eye from a pastor might just save your life, and why an “agitated” alligator and a pocket full of sauces doesn’t always guarantee free chicken nuggets.
Duration:00:54:27
Tom Sellthicc and Billy San
1/19/2026
The guys discuss why it is so crucial to know the passcode to your lady’s lingerie, when “Ted” becoming “Tom” during a space shuttle landing equates to infinite wealth, and how storage fees on a Boeing 737 are actually way more reasonable than you might think.
Duration:01:10:24
Chicken Sandwich, Shooooooming, and A Dwerk
1/12/2026
The guys discuss how the decision of “soup or salad” will always set the tone for sexy time that night, when getting the mail absolutely becomes your most death defying daily experience, and why having a quality alarm on your kayak can prevent a permanent nap when mountain climbing.
Duration:01:00:53
Ted’s Burbee and Baked Casseroles
1/5/2026
The guys discuss how a monkey with money is never hungry or horny, when a wedgie eliminates neck pain. and why an exploding nana leads to military dominance.
Duration:01:07:15
Beth Only & “Can I get ten threes?”
12/29/2025
The guys discuss how the best way to determine a man’s wealth is by the direction of his zeros, when 5 stars and a shart guarantee crispy southwest egg rolls, and why you can never pack too much animal genitalia for transcontinental flights.
Duration:00:43:52
“I accidentally doodied trying to do a science.”
12/22/2025
The guys discuss why sharing a scoop of cottage cheese and half a tomato guarantees you’ll be at every PTA meeting, when kicking over a stroller will save you from being scammed, and how broken buttons are the leading cause of infidelity in Texas.
Duration:00:43:44
Daddy Bear and Keistered Cookies
12/15/2025
The guys discuss how Jamaican enchiladas guarantee a successful marriage, when scoring 200 points during a robbery will only make the dog laugh at you, and why even the thrill of peppermint cannot save Damon and his self-proclaimed adequacy.
Duration:00:50:05