The Cult of Ron & Brian

The rumors are true - we've got a brand new title belt for the podcast and we're showing it off! A long line in Marshall's leads to a stabbing, a priest gets caught shirtless with a parishioner's fiancee, and a 73-year-old man gets revenge on his high school bully. A glamorous serial killer was arrested in Brazil, Jake Haro gets sentenced for the death of his son, and a NYC man tried to use a sex tape with a juror to get his conviction tossed! We talk about what we're watching, run through the week's celebrity obits, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week!

We're back after a short hiatus while Brian visited the heartland of our country, and we're ready to entertain you! We have a lot of stories saved up for But The Drag Queen Are The Problem, we discuss the Riyadh Comedy Festival, and we're proud to announce our own Super Bowl halftime show! A man got sick from eating gummies, a man got sick from winning the lottery, and a man tried to order Olive Garden in Italy. We give you our NFL Locks of the Week, review Celebrity Obits, and share the love only we know how!

We don't know what the fate of Ophelia is, but we know that your fate is to listen to the best damn podcast out there! This week, we talk about a robber who found himself on the wrong end of a samurai sword, a man who jumped from a cruise ship to avoid a gambling debt, and how the execs of Rick's Cabaret allegedly bribed a tax auditor! A Texas woman butt-dialed a murder confession, the head of IMAX parties too hard to get life insurance, and a zoo in China wants you to stop showing viral videos to a baby chimp. We drink, we beef, we talk about how drag queens really aren't the problem...and, oh yeah, we congratulate Oliver North and Fawn Hall on their recent wedding!

You can say a lot of things about the sewer system in Nantucket, and apparently a high level of cocaine is one of those things! A NC election official was accused of spiking his grandkids' ice cream, a Kentucky woman is accused of vandalizing her ex's car, and a Texas homeowner shot and killed an 11-year-old boy. Buford Pusser very possible killed his wife, a man asked for bereavement leave prior to killing his pregnant girlfriend, and Sting is being sued by his bandmates for unpaid royalties! Josh Duhamel showed off his doomsday cabin, while 70 piles of cremated human remains were found in a Las Vegas desert.

Charlie Kirk was the main topic of conversation most places this week, and we're no different! We also give you a breakdown of the new Charlie Sheen docuseries on Netflix, and it's a can't miss! We've got a guy who ran a woman over due to her feet, a hotel in China that rents dogs with their rooms, and our NFL Locks of the Week. All this, and Brian's night with President Trump at Yankee Stadium!

The boys were at Yankee Stadium this week, but they didn't get as much coverage as the Phillies fan in Miami that took a home run ball away from a young boy! A man shot and killed his daughter while trying to shoot a bird, a cosplayer caught a felony charge for threatening to blow up a rival, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week. A Nestles CEO was fired for multiple affairs, the Suntory CEO resigned for just trying to get a mellow high, and Target is selling kids pants with an...interesting look. The Trump/Epstein birthday card was released, his DOJ is trying to keep trans people from having guns, and a surgeon is going to jail for having his legs amputated. There's tuberculosis in Maine, the Florida Surgeon General didn't bother to see if getting rid of vaccine mandates was a bad thing, and we also discus Celebrity Obits!

The President has been AWOL most of the past week, but his administration is still fining migrants for being in the country! A man shot his wife and stopped for beer on the way to the hospital, a cheating husband used a fetish site to set up his wife's murder, and Rudy Giuliani got hurt in a car accident. We discuss what we're watching, give you our first NFL Locks of the Week for the season, and we talk about the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce engagement!

The boys traveled across the pond last week for Brian's wedding, and we have all of the details! We also have stories about an American giving a European pickpocket a proper thrashing, a school district that had to cancel classes due to missing catalytic converters, and a British Airways flight attendant that was naked and on meth during a flight. An advisor to Eric Adams was caught giving money to a journalist, New Jersey beat out New York in a survey of the best states to live, and we discuss baseball etiquette!

We're got our own brand of coffee now, and Brian is our official taste tester! Two NJ bakery owners got stabbed over an egg sandwich, a Texas millionaire battled a buffalo and lost, and an Utah senator changed a law to benefit a family member. The Coast Guard report on the Titan submersible came out, Nicolas Maduro now has a $50 million price on his head, and a guy who opened a Trump burger joint is getting deported! Trump also helped add crypto to your 401(k), a child services worker left a kid in a car, and a man was doing genital ultrasounds in the comfort of his own apartment. A woman was arrested for pretending to be a nurse, breast milk ice cream is now a thing, and so is a ketchup smoothie! Joey Swoll got cancelled, Howard Stern may not get renewed, and sex toys are still hitting the court at WNBA games.

We visit the world of celebrity obits again, mourning the loss of Ryne Sandberg and Loni Anderson. NYC lost $17 million from ATM withdrawals, the PA Turnpike was shut down due to a glizzy spill, and there was another mass shooting in Manhattan. Sydney Sweeney caught flack from her American Eagle ad, Alan Dershowitz couldn't buy pierogis, and a couple of Phillies fans had a real good time at a Yankees game. All this, and we talk about what we're watching!

It was a rough week in entertainment, as we lost Chuck Mangione, Malcolm Jamal Warner, Hulk Hogan, and Ozzy Osbourne. A man was arrested for putting his nose where it didn't belong, a firefighter flooded a baseball field after his car was hit by a fly ball, and we review the CNBC list of the Best and Worst States in the US. An NYPD officer stole money to pay for tight glutes, a sex offender was caught trying to buy oversized bunk beds, and Chuck E. Cheese learned to not do the crime if you can't do the time. People in Florida and Alabama were arrested for abusing multiple children, an Australian man kept $26K he found on a train, and a NJ Little Leaguer was suspended for a bat flip.

Brian's completed another trip around the sun, and we've got another great episode to celebrate him! A human skin teddy bear caused problems at a CA bus stop, a NJ man killed a seagull for stealing a french fry, and a summer law intern got fired for nibbling on her co-workers. Breweries are considering banning kids, a Long Island man died in an MRI accident, and Luigi Mangione's health records may have been compromised! Stephen Colbert was canceled, Trump stole the FIFA Cup trophy, and we talk about what we're watching. An influencer tried to smuggle 50 pounds of drugs into Brazil, Vegas has UNO fever, and an Aussie stole a bunch of right shoes.

We discuss the disappearance of the Epstein List, how the TikTok antipasto controversy took over the internet, and a man got sucked into a jet engine. A man got arrested for sex with a cow (yet that wasn't the worst thing about him), a Palm Beach woman is in trouble for getting paid $400K more than she should have, and a NJ Police Chief is facing a lawsuit for office hijinks. We see the photos from the Mary Lou Retton DUI, a Trump supporter from New Hampshire is stuck in Canada, and a 911 dispatcher is in trouble for a call she made. We discuss what we're watching and a Texas man stole a boat from Florida to go to Cuba

We discuss how we spent the 4th of July, a California girl lost her life due to illegal fireworks, and a man stabbed his mom's boyfriend over a poorly cooked steak. Floods killed over 80 people in Texas, while a Texas woman let her daughter die in a hot car. There's a new Doomsday Cult in the UK, Bryan Kohberger takes a plea deal, and a 7-11 employee died after her manager sat on her. We talk about the celebrities we lost this week, Philadelphia trash continues to pile up, and we try not to get political (but we get political).

We discuss what the most clutch HR in the World Series was, 145 people were stabbed with syringes at a music festival in France, and a fertility clinic bombed suspect decided to off himself. A man killed his uncle over a honey bun, a guy tried to marry a 9-year-old at Disneyland Paris, and Matt Gaetz was seen texting with his mom! An influencer died after plastic surgery, United Airlines apparently can't tell Asian people apart, a Florida lawmaker blamed the left after a law she supported nearly killed her, and Cobra Kai stars had a biting experience!

We discuss a home for single mothers in Ireland where they are currently exhuming the remains of 796 babies. We also talk about Joey Chestnut returning to the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating competition, Mike Lindell loses a defamation case, and the disturbing vision that is WhiteDate.net. A man killed his co-worker at Lowe's, a Florida man broke into a home to avoid his wife, and a brain-dead nurse in Atlanta gave birth. At Home goes bankrupt, a day care got a small fine for giving a baby crystal meth, Trump's rolling out a new cell phone, and a PA man was found with an arsenal of weapons in his home!

Ron joined the millions at the No Kings Protests on Saturday and he's here to talk about it! We also review what we're watching, the retirement of The Sperminator, and the shooting of politicians in Minnesota. There's another dumb TikTok challenge, a gamer died in a Thailand cafe and no one noticed, and Antonio Brown is facing attempted murder charges. We talk about Trump's military parade, peeing in the shower, and a man who gave his girlfriend a sinus infection in a very disturbing way!

AI recommended a lil bit of meth as a treat, ICE clashed with the citizens of LA, and drug traffickers used hot sauce as a weapon. DraftKings was hit with a lawsuit, a man called in a fake bomb threat so he wouldn't miss a flight, and NJ has a new law to stop public brawls! A retired architect had to go back to work, Ron disappoints Brian, and in Our Horrible History we learn about the Duck Hill Lynching.

Bad moms were in the news this week - one killed her 3-year-old daughter for the Lord and one sold her 6-year-old daughter for parts. A Florida man fought a gator and the law (and the law won), a women beat up a child on a plane, and a Coast Guard vet turned OnlyFans model took justice into her own hands. A Checkers employee killed a man over mayo, a FL substitute teacher punched an autistic child, and people were very unhappy with this weekend's Roots Picnic. Gen Z needs Adulting 101, Mary Lou Retton got a DUI, and a teen died from the Tackle Game. We also discuss Trump's latest round of pardons and his response to TACO.

Ron's broadcasting from his backyard oasis as we take some time to honor the fallen. An Australian woman set her friend on fire, a flight attendant was arrested for 100 pounds of kush, and there's something new in nature that will probably kill us all soon! We discuss the killing of two Israel Embassy employees in DC, Billy Joel canceled his remaining tour dates, and an AI model showed why they might kill us all before anything else does. We also mourn the celebrities we lost this week (Rest In Power, Colton Ford) and talk about what we're watching!