The Ron and Brian Podcast

Ron's quest for hydration has Brian filled with rage for most of the episode! We talk about how to get arrested in Turks & Caicos, a NYC man with inconsiderate friends, and a Texas kid who killed a man and almost got away with it. We discuss the new book "The White Bonus", the recent college campus protests, and Tennessee allowed gun in their classroom! A tattooed job applicant got torn apart on TikTok, Spirit Airlines was dirtier than usual, and can we get a friggin' robot dog with a flamethrower on it's head?

We celebrate our 300th episode and receive accolades from The Brooklyn Brawler and Eddie Deezen! Taylor Swift dropped a double album and we give you our review, we break down Caitlin Clark's salary, and we discuss Phish and the Las Vegas Sphere. A man set himself on fire outside the Trump trial, a woman tried to get a dead man to co-sign a loan, and we have stories of a couple of teachers being inappropriate with students. All of this and we also tell you what we're watching!

A man sued 50 women for being called a bad date on Facebook, NYC restaurants and replacing employees with Zoom, and a WFH employee was fired for, well, not working. It's almost tax day and we review where your taxes or going, we play Lawrence O'Donnell's takedown of Donald Trump, and Ethan Crumbley's parents were sentenced! John Wayne Bobbitt lost more body parts, the eclipse caused some irrational behavior, and The Vessel at Hudson Yards is re-opening. We also review Celebrity Obits for the week, which results in a way-too-long conversation about OJ!

Brian is back in the States and it's time for a new episode! We survived the Great Earthquake of 2024, but will we survive the bird flu? A Florida man f'd around and found out, a PA man had a vasectomy at a very inconvenient time, and we have a horrible story about an Iowa man and stolen identity. Brian tells us about his overseas trip, we talk about what we're watching, and we vent about people making national news for missing a boat!

It's St. Patrick's Day and the boys are bringing the appropriate beverages for Drink of the Week! Japan is on the lookout for a chemical cat, a Detroit man really enjoyed the new Kristen Stewart movie, and we get an uncomfortable amount of details about Brian's recent colonoscopy. Kate Middleton is missing, Ron shares a local Facebook post, and where is the world is Brian heading to?!?

We review the new Netflix docuseries, The Program, discuss the State of the Union, and talk about a man who had an unfortunate encounter with a scorpion in a Las Vegas Hotel! A man got in trouble for sharing national secrets on a dating site, a Florida sheriff accidentally posted pics of a dead girl to Instagram, and Donald Trump AI photos were so hot this week. We talk about the Rust shooting verdict, two former GOP candidates charged with murder, and Chiefs fans having fingers and toes removed from going to a football game! A Florida man made a bomb joke at an airport as a way of flirting and we bring you more stories showing you that drag queens really aren't the problem.

Ron & Brian go down the rabbit hole that is American Conspiracy: The Octopus Murders on Netflix. A mom lost her disability payment for throwing a tree, a man set himself on fire, and we discuss what we've been watching! A GOP candidate in Massachusetts is a Nazi, while a GOP candidate in Missouri wants you to know that he's only a casual KKK member. Wendy's announced surge pricing, the CEO of Kellogg's thinks your budget problems can be solved by having breakfast for dinner, and But The Drag Queens reveals more non-drag queens doing horrible things to children! All this and Celebrity Obits as well!

Alabama feels that embryos are people, cops treated another citizen like their personal shooting gallery, and a trans muslim inmate is suing her prison chaplain. Mr. Pillow has to pay a multi-million dollar judgement, a man found out why owning an illegal exotic pet was a bad idea, and we discuss the new MLB uniforms! In But The Drag Queens are the problem, we have priests, first responders, a YouTuber, and a bowler that assaulted children, but still no drag queens! A couple moved from Canada to Russia and found out that was a bad idea, an AirBnB host played dirty and got sued, and Brian might have a slight gambling addiction.

Ron addresses his adoring followers in his first show after getting back the coveted 51% Ownership Championship Belt. Diseases are so hot right now - we've got stories about bubonic plague, Alaskapox, and Disease X! An Aussie mom tried a unique method of potty training, a Kansas City woman made a fatal mistake when putting her infant down for a nap, and a couple involved in a tragic gender reveal gets sentenced. A woman was catfished into killing her friend, Rachel Dolezal is back in the news, and we've got deputies in Florida and Tennessee that did some dumb things! We've got a follow up on a professor who loves the outdoors way too much, and we talk about what we're watching!

A man who spent years building an Eiffel Tower out of matchsticks might not have a world record, a Texas attorney gets sentenced for giving his wife abortion pills, and we have a follow up on the trans woman suing her ex for throwing away her testicles! The World Cup comes to New Jersey in 2026, Ron talks about the one time he went to the Meadowlands, and this week's Celebrity Obits have shaken up the standings in our Death Pool. In sports, the Waste Management Open got out of control, but all anyone cares about is the Super Bowl! Brian makes the all-important pick to determine who will be champion of the podcast in the coming year!

The long awaited championship debate is here! Moderated by friend of the podcast, Marty, the boys go head-to-head as to why they should have 51% ownership of the podcast. Who won the debate? Listen and decide!

We're just one week away from our great debate, and tempers are flaring! A couple created a crypto con for Jesus, Zyn is so hot right now, and people want to have sex with a popcorn bucket. Some KC Chiefs fans froze to death in a backyard, Ben Shapiro dropped some bars, and Samantha Fox got arrested on a plane! We discuss what temperature a burger should be cooked to, read some celebrity obits, and talk football in preparation for the Super Bowl.

Ron DeSantis dropped out of the presidential race, the trials and tribulations of Trump continue, and someone tried to trade drugs for some B-Dub friend pickles. Three Washington cops got paid to leave their jobs, a man ran away from an accident that killed his daughter, and Ron faces a current events quiz! We talk about what we're watching and somehow spend an uncomfortable amount of time talking about Brian's colon.

We visit the Ron & Brian Crime Blotter this week, where it was a rough time for toddlers, a man allegedly stabbed his mom to death, and a Moms for Liberty school board member was arrested for stealing from Target. A Russian serial killer was paroled to fight against Ukraine, a Missouri teacher was inappropriate with a student, and we speak with William, Esq. to break down his win in the 2023 Death Pool.

It's a new year and time for our predictions for 2024 and to look back at what we got right last year! A man took a dip in a Bass Pro Shop aquarium, a pastor tried to deep-fry one of his wife's co-workers, and Katt Williams dropped the interview of the year in Club Shay Shay. We give a breakdown of the Epstein document dump as well as our 2024 Death Pool!

It's our final show of 2023, and we're starting our own cult! We also talk about what we're watching, the joy of international travel, and what we did during the holidays. A man blamed his DUI on the Jets, a Wisconsin University Chancellor was fired for loving his wife (literally), and there's still time for you to enter the 2024 Ron & Brian Death Pool!

A former Senate staffer made a sex tape in a Senate Judiciary room, and Ron felt it was appropriate to share a clip with you! To no one's surprise, a study showed that companies used inflation as an excuse to make record profits, a Turkish lawmaker gets struck down in an ironic way, and the Florida GOP finally decides that there is something wrong enough to suspend one of their members for. A chef is selling a killer concoction, the Texas abortion case continues to show how it's not about life and all about controlling women, and a San Francisco CEO allegedly made one of his employees sign a Slave Contract. But the Drag Queens Are The Problem tells the tale of two teachers and a former cop that abused children, we talk about our New Year's Eve Plans, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week! We also talk about what we're watching and when you can sign up for the 2024 Death Pool!

We take some tax tips from Hunter Biden, discuss Taylor Swift being announced as Time's Person of the Year, and bid farewell to Kevin McCarthy. But The Drag Queens Are The Problem is back, and once again, there are no drag queens! However, there are a school bus driver and a youth pastor that abused children. Jamie Spears had a leg removed, checkout donations cause anxiety, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week! On the spicy side of things, Rep. Nancy Mace allegedly talked about her sex life in front of her employees and an OK Sheriff got in a fight in a sex shop.

We review a number of celebrity obits this week - none more widely celebrated than Henry Kissinger. George Santos was kicked out of Congress, Ronaldo is facing a lawsuit over NFTs, and Brian brings back some retro merch! In our But The Drag Queens Are The Problem segment, we find out about a military recruiter stalking an underage girl, a molesting priest, a former Pentagon official arrested for solicitation, and a woman pretending to be a young girl so she could have sex with boys. We also discuss what we're watching and give you our NFL Locks of the Week!

In the spirit of the holidays, Ron shares his Black Friday shopping adventures! Florida continues to entertain, with a man being arrested for pooping on a possum and a women getting arrested for calling the cops about her stolen drugs. But The Drag Queens Are The Problem has stories about two teachers, a priest, and an NBA player, but shockingly, no drag queens! Hall is upset with Oates, Derek Chauvin got some prison justice, and Brian gives us his thoughts on Dolly Parton's halftime show. A Houston attorney was arrested for smuggling drugs into jail, a man beat his nursing home neighbor to deal over a washing machine, and Ron Jeremy is being released from prison! All this along with our NFL Locks of the Week and a discussion of Use By Dates!