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Whether it's psychic dolls, turtle burgers, or packs of powder monkeys - there's more to this book than you think. Join semi-literate comedians Will & Steve on their epic journey to discover what makes WAP one of the greatest books of all time. New episodes every Thursday. #WAPIN7

Whether it's psychic dolls, turtle burgers, or packs of powder monkeys - there's more to this book than you think. Join semi-literate comedians Will & Steve on their epic journey to discover what makes WAP one of the greatest books of all time. New episodes every Thursday. #WAPIN7


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Whether it's psychic dolls, turtle burgers, or packs of powder monkeys - there's more to this book than you think. Join semi-literate comedians Will & Steve on their epic journey to discover what makes WAP one of the greatest books of all time. New episodes every Thursday. #WAPIN7






67. The Big Ping Pong Punt

The first rule of Ping-Pong-Cricket cards is: you do not talk about Ping-Pong-Cricket-Cards. The second rule of Ping-Pong-Cricket Cards: you DO NOT talk about Ping-Pong-Cricket Cards! Third rule of Fight Club, sorry Ping-Ping-Cricket Cards: if someone yells β€œstop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the Ping-Pong-Cricket Card game is over. Theres only one question, 'Are you afraid to play?" Everything is on the line... (sort of) *Cue Ominous Music /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Would thou support the...


66. 2-4-1 @ Iogels

TONIGHT @ IOGELS Moscow's Hottest Club 1806 Get ready YOUNG PEOPLE for the biggest night of the year: the alcopops are flowing, the beats are gnarlier than Napoleon, and the dance moves are completely diplomat! Yes it's SINGLES NIGHT at IOGELS. Don't miss out, book your tickets now. GUEST LIST ONLY. ALCOPOP FOUNTAIN. DANCE COMP. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Would thou support the podcast!? wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Would thou Leave a rating or review!? instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ -...


65. Ok, Maybe One Funeral

We've had some good times over the last 64 episodes haven't we? We've laughed, we've loved, we've danced the Cooper. Absolutely, there was a small amount of horrifying war, and just a touch of mindless violence. But overall, it's been a lot of fun. But as the saying goes, sometimes life gives you pineapples, and sometimes life drops hundreds of huge, sad, pineapples on you from a great height and if they hit you you'll feel incredibly sad and in pain. This week is the 2nd kind of week, so...


64. No Weddings And No Funeral

Shy Moscovite Pierre (Hugh Grant) meets Moscovian Hélène (Andie MacDowell) at their own wedding and enjoys several months of marriage to her. The next time they meet, at their own house, Hélène is accompanied by a poor but amusing lover Dolokhov (Corin Redgrave), leaving Pierre heartbroken. Never mind, with the bald hills on the horizon, there's still time for him to win the love of his local sweetheart using anger, money, and shouting. This hugely popular comedy established Hugh Grant as...


63. I Challenge Thou!

The party continues! As guests greedily sup turtle soup and toast every single person in Russia a storm is brewing... Not a literal storm, like a storm, but an internal storm. What happens when a massive man with long sad hair and giant healthy red hands is pushed to his limits? Will he explode like a large massive bomb; or will he just sit there looking all sad and red? Retribution is coming. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Would thou support the podcast!? wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Would...


62. Time For Toast

Dear Listener, You are cordially invited to an evening of fine dining, amusements, and powerful dancing at The English Club. In attendance will be one SPECIAL GUEST plus Russia's oldest and wealthiest men, and of course me, the sauciest boy in town Count 'Sauce guy' Rostov. Truly it is not to be missed. Over 18 delightful courses we will travel the culinary world, consuming everything from chicken chins to sterlet shins. The official sauce of the party is 'mayonnaise' so please dress...


61. Would Thou Pass The Jelly? - Book 4 Begins!

Say goodbye to Season 3 because it's time for Season 4! The war is having a well deserved holiday. It's tired from all the retreating and endless bouts of foggy mist and misty misty fog. Even though we're far from the front lines of the actual war there is still a war... but this war is a war between rigid social norms and being honest to your feelings. In a literal sense it's also a war between 'you' and 'thou' and may I say now that we have never been more confused by anything so far in...


60. Book 3 Catch-Up Quiz

It's that wonderful time of the season... QUIZ TIME! What can you remember from book 3 of War and Peace? It's time to don your finest velvet reading cape, pour a large glass of steaming hot beef tea and retreat deep inside your memory shed. We've got questions about mailboxes, fog, the 1971 film Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory and of course some questions about book 3 of War and Peace: quotes, motivations, sayings and more! There's even a surprise listener question. There really is...


59. Special: Pride and Prejudice - Chapters 1 to 3

It's the early 19th century and a handsome single chap with loads of dosh has moved in just round the corner. There's only thing to do: gossip. Dust off your reading cape, iron your finest party hat and check the tires on your chaise because we're going to a party! Who will do the most backflips? Which daughter will be the best at potentially being married? Who will put the evil Mr Darcy in his place? There's only one way to find out... ONWARDS! /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the...


58. What Is It Good For? - Book 3 Finale!

We wanted it to be on. We waited for it to be on. Now it's actually on, and it might be better if it was off. Can we change our minds? Last week we were left desperately hanging from the literary cliff, and this week we're boldly letting go. Join us as we descend through the soup-thick fog in search of answers... Who is dead? Who is alive? Have we completely lost? Did Daddy ever make it to Disneyland? And most importantly of all - what happened to that small pond mentioned briefly several...


57. It Really, Really, Really Is On!

Where once there was fog, or maybe dense mist, but probably definitely fog, now there lies smoke. Like an incredibly dense super-fog, the smoke hides all it touches... Has the averagely tall Napoleon's dastardly plan paid off? Is everyone dead? Will the Russians find their way out of this hyper-fog-mist-smoke-hybrid? We'd be lying if we said it wasn't on. It really, really, really is. We're really, really, really sure now. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate...


56. Gloves Off!

The fog was thick. Thick as a thick, thick bowl of fog soup. Everywhere young Nicky Rostov turned he saw the dense white of the horrible thick fog. It was like being inside a pie made entirely of milk. "Hello!" he shouted "It's me Nicky Rostov is anyone there?" The thick, milky fog consumed his words like a pack of pigeons around an unlucky chip. "I'm here to fight the French... I'm not scared" he shouted, a little too loudly. Just then, through the thick horrible milky white fog, he saw...


55. Oh Boy, It Really Is On Now

Yeah we're doing this again... We're sorry, OK! We were so sure it was on before and so we said it was "on" but then it wasn't "on" and then this episode happened and at the end we were both like, "oh boy, it really is on now!" To be honest we don't know if it's on. We hope it's on. We're so sorry if it turns out that next week it isn't actually on. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leave a rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ -...


54. Oh It's On!

Diary - I've simply got to tell you! Something incredible has happened. Are you ready??? I actually MET the emperor today, the real Russian emperor, and it was A-MAZ-ING!!! Here's what happened... I was standing around on the road feeling MAD about not getting to do any fighting when suddenly everything slowed down. Everyone was quiet, and it was like the air was ON FIRE. That's when I saw him. He was Majestic. Amazing. Majazing! Haha - it was like he was surrounded in white light and was...


53. Boris Wonka and The Chocolate Barracks

Oompa loompa doompety doo We've got a perfect chapter for you Oompa loompa doompety doris This one is sort of all about Boris What do you get when you want a sweet job? Stories of Emperor's dropping their stuff Who is the short man shifty as hell? Standing and staring, run but don't yell! We don't like the look of it /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leave a rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on...


52. Inside The Letterbox

These days we think nothing of receiving a sick gif from great grandma Bing, or a wicked TikTok from second uncle Pepe. There's no limit to the number of dope memes pinging live into our notification zones, hot and fresh from friends far and wide. Back in 1805 though, Tikhon was the closest you came to TikTok, and if you wanted to see Count Rostov doing that funny dance, you had to knock on his door. But that doesn't mean they had no excitement whatsoever, far from it. Join us this week as...


51. The Mary Marry Mystery Moment

Might Mary maybe marry? And Anatole... an angel awaits? Naysayer Nasty Nick needs "NO!" Tikhon turnip turtle train... OK, enough of the amazing alliteration. There's mystery aplenty in this week's episode: someone has a tail, there's irrefutable proof of a superpower and Mary's fate is finally fettled, sorry, settled! Mary, is it a 'YES!' or a 'NO!" You won't believe the answer. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leave a rating or...


50. Treachery At The Clavichord

Dearest Listener, You are cordially invited to the 1805 FATHER OF THE YEAR awards, recognising some of the most incredible, selfless and thoughtful fathering from the past twelve months. Taking place at the famous Sad Mansion, this year's gala will be an unforgettable event - with catering from the renowned McTurtle Food Corpβ„’, music from the triple platinum Gravy Boaters, plus of course the incredibly moving stories from our Father Of The Year Nominees: Whoever wins it promises to be an...


49. There's Snow Business Like Sad Business!

We're back at Sad Mansion and there really is snow way out. It's time to arrange another wedding, so let's really dial up the sad-ometer! Nasty Nick is back and he is positively piste! His angry sneezes are seconds away from causing an avalanche of misery. Will he succeed in making everyone in the house cry? Will he pull off the biggest prank of the entire book? Will Marry smile? Will Vasili inch closer to Space Mountain? Will the pretty pregnant Princess start a successful fashion...


48. Daddy's Off To Disneyland

You know the feeling - your bags are packed, you've triple checked the passports, your pockets are stuffed with travel ham. This is going to be the best holiday ever. But as your horse drawn taxi clatters toward the airport a terrible sensation creeps up your spine. What have you forgotten? You took the bear to the bear sitter, check. Household gas and electricity supply doesn't exist yet, it can't be that. Snuff boxes? They've all been sorted alphabetically, all good. Out of the window...