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War and Peace in just 7 years (WAPIN7)

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The world's biggest and most ridiculous War and Peace podcast. British comedians Will and Steve do battle with the greatest book of all time.

The world's biggest and most ridiculous War and Peace podcast. British comedians Will and Steve do battle with the greatest book of all time.


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The world's biggest and most ridiculous War and Peace podcast. British comedians Will and Steve do battle with the greatest book of all time.






S6E3. Dear Diary

Dear Diary, My name's Pierre and I'm in my 20s, maybe early 30s, I'm not really sure. I've had a strange few years, I swapped my wife for a pile of bones and then I built a hospital out of money and sticks. Now I'm a senior guy at a pretty cool secret club, they think I'm pretty cool, but I'm starting to worry all the blood and arguments might not be as great as I first thought. Anyway sleepy now, night night diary, Pierre xox /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Spring into action and support the...


S6E2. The Whole World In His Hands!

All together now! He's got the rights of the people, in his hands! He's got plump white hands, for his hands! He's got a strange way of talking, in his hands! He's got the whole world in his hands! /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Spring into action and support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Celebrate spring by leaving a rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Springstagram! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of spring near you! WAPIN7.com -...


S6E1. Hot Hot Spring - Book 6 Begins!

We’re back! It’s officially Volume 2, it’s officially 1808, it’s officially spring. Indeed, the spring has never been springier in this spring-time spring spectacular. Peel off precisely one layer, go for a walk, and get ready to feel the full force of spring’s power. Chirping birds - check. Blooming flowers - check. Talking trees - check. This is going to be the best damn spring of our entire lives. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Spring into action and support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate...


S5E13. Special: The Murders In The Rue Morgue - Part 2 of 2

You've been hanging on to that cliff for too long! It's time for us to set you free and reveal the murderer! Or MURDERERS!! This week it's all about windows and doors and locks and nails and hair but mainly windows and locks and doors and did we mention windows?! Get ready for the payoff of to the world's FIRST detective story. You're not going to believe it... // patreon.com/wapin7 - Would ye support the podcast, me hearites?! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Would ye leave a rating or...


S5E12. Special: The Murders In The Rue Morgue - Part 1 of 2

Move over Sherlock, pipe down Poirot, check yourself Miss Marple - there's a new detective in town and he's the real og. This week we meet the incredible deductive mind of August Dupin - a sexy, forceful and profoundly arogant amateur detective cleaning up the streets of Paris with nothing more than his wit, his assistant and his incredible telepathic abilities. Written by Edgar Allan Poe in 1841 it is widely considered to be the first ever detective story. // patreon.com/wapin7 - Would...


S5E11. Book 5 Catch-Up Quiz

You look down at your large red powerful hands. You clench one into a fist and pump it triumphantly into the air! You've finished Book 5 of War and Peace and rightly want the world to know about. "What next?!" You scream. "I need more!!" It's time to put your knowledge of Book 5 to the ultimate test. We've got questions about: bones, hands, horses, Smurfs and Freemasons. *CUE GAMESHOW MUSIC Let us know how you do! - email tolstoy@wapin7.com or follow us @wapin7podcast on Instagram 0 -...


S5E10. Peace out! - Book 5 (+ Vol 1!) Finale

It's the end of Book 5 AND the end of Volume 1 of War and Peace - and there are just so many unanswered questions: Will Denisov escape the law? Will peace last forever? Will the surfs ever truly be free? Why was that hospital so awful? Will Nicky get an arbitrary promotion for no reason in particular? Where did all those bones come from? Who the hell stole all the biscuits? What was that tiny monkey butler all about? Join us for this historic episode as we attempt to answer all or...


S5E9. Dress Down Friday

Casual clothes day, dress down day, own clothes day, free dress day, non-uniform day, uniform free day, wear what you want day... Whatever you call it, it might be a day you look back on fondly, remembering that time you wore your favourite jeans to school and everyone said "great jeans". Or perhaps it's memory you've locked deep in your memory shed because of the time you wore jeans to school and everyone else was also wearing jeans. Or maybe, just maybe, you've no idea what we're talking...


S5E8. Laughter is the Only Medicine

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ How to support the people of Ukraine πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Support from the UKSupport from the USOther ways to help from your country// We've had mustard plasters, hot beef tea and leeches. In this week's episode we can add one more questionable healthcare practice to our list: laughter You know what they say? "A giggle a day keeps the Doctor away!" Be sure to bring your favourite joke book with you because we're going on a tour of the worst hospital ever and we think you might need it.


S5E7. Mud, Blood, and Biscuits

If you've assembled an IKEA cupboard or two you'll know how essential good, clear instructions are. They really can make the difference between having an attractive, sturdy cupboard, or finding yourself poisoned, shot and starving after a monumental argument. This week we're opening a couple of WAP instructional manuals - first we'll be leafing through "How to build your first mud hut in 1000 easy steps," a simple and fun guide as relevant today as it was in the 1800s. After that we'll be...


S5E6. Pierre's Perfect Pilgrim Party

Pierre the perfect pilgrim pleaser pleases pilgrims perfectly in this week's perfectly priceless episode of WAPIN7. PAUSE! "Pierre? Perfect!? " You proudly protest! Well yes! Pierre is a perfect, polished, patient, professional, pleasant, punctilious and perfectly perfect player and it's about time everyone knew it! Preach! // patreon.com/wapin7 - Would ye support the podcast, me hearites?! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Would ye leave a rating or review!? instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ -...


S5E5. Free The Smurfs

This week we're talking Serfs - the indentured workforce of 1800s Russia, bonded to a lifetime of hard labor for zero pay as they slowly die from preventable diseases in their rat infested hovels. We'll be asking "Is that really that bad?" and hearing things like "Maybe my Serfs are actually having a great time?" as well as "Even if it won't cost me much to significantly improve their lives, what's the point? I can't be bothered quite frankly". Plus we meet one man who's showing his big...


S5E4. Meta Letter

We just got a meta letter! I wonder who it's from? A letter inside another letter! I wonder who it's from?! A letter longer than time itself... I wonder who it's from!! A special special meta letter that's super extra long! WHO IS IT FROM?!?! JUST TELL ME! There's only one way to find out... // patreon.com/wapin7 - Would ye support the podcast, me hearites?! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Would ye leave a rating or review!? instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Ye should follow us on...


S5E3. St. Partiesburg

Warm up your mouth, polish your teeth and fill your lungs because it's time to party! Yes that's right, you are invited to another sensational Anna 1 get together where your hips absolutely will not do the talking, but your lips certainly will. Prepare to chat, schmooze, and wag your chin all the way to the top as you compete with the greatest small talkers in all of St. Petersberg. Will you tell the joke of a lifetime and be instantly made emperor? Or will you stick your foot so deep in...


S5E2. Think About It!

We've all joined ultra secretive societies before. We all know the drill: box of bones, blindfold, various sets of gloves with incredibly specific uses, a trowel, some aprons, secret hieroglyphs, an unknowable mystery, various states of undress and of course a very very very large bill to be paid immediately! For those of you who haven't joined a secret society I think you're in for quite a treat... "More bones, please!!" // patreon.com/wapin7 - Would ye support the podcast, me...


S5E1. Parlay With The Pirate King - Book 5 Begins!

Ahoy me hearties! What better way to start Book 5 than with an old sea shanty! One sad man in a very sad place Yo ho ho and a bottle of vodka Enter the Pirate King with a large round face Yo ho ho and a bottle of vodka Who is the Pirate King? What does he want? Why is he yelling? Why does he only eat tiny bits of sugar? There's only one way to find out... It be time to walk the plank! // patreon.com/wapin7 - Would ye support the podcast, me hearites?! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟-...


S4E10. Special: The Monkey's Paw

What happens when you take a boring old monkey paw, fill it with magical evilness and exactly three wishes, and give it to an unsuspecting family who like playing chess and listening to the wind? Will they wish for world peace? Will they wish for the world's best clown? Will they wish for more paws? There's only one way to find out... "Monkey Paw, I wish for a special episode of WAPIN7 summarising ALL of the Monkey's Paw!" *WISH GRANTING SOUNDS **Also some wind...


S4E9. Book 4 Catch-Up Quiz

You've finished book 4 of the greatest book of all time! You're feeling proud, brave and completely diplomat. You howl with pride. Howl like a recently cursed werewolf singing his heart out at the clavichord. Just as you reach the crescendo of your happy wolf song it dawns on you... Do I actually remember anything? Well do you?! It's quiz time! We've got questions about 13th century personal pronouns, shopping lists, Russian Emperors, Ham, Hands, Money, Mums and of course...


S4E8. The Last Song of The Werewolf - Book 4 Finale!

Ancient Russian legends speak of an old curse. It is said there is a man, human at a glance, but listen to him sing and you will hear the beautiful and sad voice of a wolf. This half man, half wolf, is older than time itself. Through the millenia he has sought but one thing, one thing that could finally release him from his furry prison - true love. Who is this beast? Will the curse finally be broken? How can this possibly relate to War and Peace? Join us this week as we answer these...


S4E7. The Big Ping Pong Punt

The first rule of Ping-Pong-Cricket cards is: you do not talk about Ping-Pong-Cricket-Cards. The second rule of Ping-Pong-Cricket Cards: you DO NOT talk about Ping-Pong-Cricket Cards! Third rule of Fight Club, sorry Ping-Ping-Cricket Cards: if someone yells β€œstop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the Ping-Pong-Cricket Card game is over. Theres only one question, 'Are you afraid to play?" Everything is on the line... (sort of) *Cue Ominous Music /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Would thou support the...