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War and Peace in just 7 years (WAPIN7)

Comedy

The world's biggest and most ridiculous War and Peace podcast. British comedians Will and Steve do battle with the greatest book of all time.

Location:

United Kingdom

Genres:

Comedy

Description:

The world's biggest and most ridiculous War and Peace podcast. British comedians Will and Steve do battle with the greatest book of all time.

Language:

English

Contact:

07402958885


Episodes

S9E2. Fate at the FΓͺte

2/10/2024
Don't be coconut shy, come on down to the WAPIN7 FΓͺte! We've got dodgems, teacup rides and a coconut shy! Plus an area to sell secondhand goods. It must be fate. Fancy some candy floss?! Well, the machine is broken so you can't have any. Oh, and we're off to war... Again. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Emerge from the shadows and support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Don't rate bad, rate good! instagram.com/wapin7podcast - Follow us on the baddest app around! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Humble email, not a bad way to send us text or pictures! WAPIN7.com - Visit Tolstoy's Hall of Fame, nothing bad here!

Duration:00:52:45

S9E1. The Bad Shadows Are A Comin'

1/11/2024
We're back for Book 9 and boy is this going to be bad! Not the podcast, cross our saucy little fingers, but the world of War and Peace. It's been way too long since we heard from that Napoleon chap and we really got the feeling that he wasn't quite finished last time. Plus we've had quite a bit of peace recently, which makes the title of the book quite ominous indeed. Whatever happens we're in this together, so pour yourself a hot steaming cup of beef tea and join us for Book 9! /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Emerge from the shadows and support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Don't rate bad, rate good! instagram.com/wapin7podcast - Follow us on the baddest app around! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Humble email, not a bad way to send us text or pictures! WAPIN7.com - Visit Tolstoy's Hall of Fame, nothing bad here!

Duration:00:57:40

S8E12. Special: Winnie-the-Pooh And Some Bees

11/29/2023
What do you get when you mix the 'wrong type' of bees, a sentient half-dressed bear with a penchant for honey and a child with a gun and a really really nice balloon? Why, you get the Season 8 special book episode of WAPIN7, is what you get! And probably an extremely serious concussion which would require immediate medical attention. Onwards! To Ashford Forest in East Sussex - to be precise. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Slip into action and support the podslime! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Slime a quick rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Slimestergram! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of some slime near you! WAPIN7.com - Join the newsletter & visit Tolstoy's Slug of Fame!

Duration:00:43:26

S8E11. Book 8 Catch-up Quiz!

11/8/2023
It's time for the Season 8 Catch-Up Quiz and boy do we have some questions for you! There are pictures of comets, AI-generated nightmare art, varying degrees of slug speed accuracy and of course a question about the Smurfs. How does this all link to book 8 of War and Peace? There's only one way to find out... Onwards! *Cue Gameshow Music /// Full list of incredible slug facts: https://a-z-animals.com/blog/10-incredible-slug-facts/ /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Slip into action and support the podslime! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Slime a quick rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Slimestergram! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of some slime near you! WAPIN7.com - Join the newsletter & visit Tolstoy's Slug of Fame!

Duration:01:09:31

S8E10. Comet-ment Issues - Book 8 Finale!

8/16/2023
The time has finally come - the end of another book is upon us. Gather round slugs, worms, maggots and humans young, old and slimy as we seamlessly complete character arcs, wrap up storylines, culminate journeys literal and figurative, and generally tie up loose ends in this decisive season finale. The slug square is positively quivering with anticipation, and so should you be too. Here's to one more book, and many more to come! /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Slip into action and support the podslime! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Slime a quick rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Slimestergram! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of some slime near you! WAPIN7.com - Join the newsletter & visit Tolstoy's Slug of Fame!

Duration:00:53:40

S8E9. One Side of the Square is a Slug

8/2/2023
What happens when you add one more side to a love triangle? What happens when one of those sides is an actual slug? A slug who was hell-bent on abducting one of the sides of the square! We promise you this all makes perfect sense. Maybe pour yourself a long drink a take a good slug... /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Slip into action and support the podslime! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Slime a quick rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Slimestergram! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of some slime near you! WAPIN7.com - Join the newsletter & visit Tolstoy's Slug of Fame!

Duration:00:37:59

S8E8. Two Ducks, a Slug, and a Naked Priest

7/20/2023
Incredibly attractive as they may be, slugs are typically not known for their speed or for their clever plans. Today that all changes. Prepare to meet the slug who has it all... great looks, sure (like all slugs), but also an incredible mensa level planning intellect, and exclusive access to the fastest transport system this side of Prussia. He's got everything he needs, except for one thing - a slug bride, but today that all could be about to change. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Slip into action and support the podslime! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Slime a quick rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Slimestergram! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of some slime near you! WAPIN7.com - Join the newsletter & visit Tolstoy's Slug of Fame!

Duration:00:47:23

S8E7. I Kissed a Slug and I Liked It!

7/6/2023
I kissed a slug, and I liked it Taste of its slime... surprising I kissed a slug, just to try it I hope my fiance don't mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right Don't mean I'm a gastropod tonight I smooched a slug and I liked it (I liked it) /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Slip into action and support the podslime! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Slime a quick rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Slimestergram! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of some slime near you! WAPIN7.com - Join the newsletter & visit Tolstoy's Slug of Fame!

Duration:00:38:20

S8E6. One Side of the Triangle is a Worm

6/21/2023
Slugs: the familiar garden beastie known for their gelatinous trails, unsightly appearance and voracious love of salad. 19th century Russian slugs were a little different - around 6ft tall they were known to roam in pairs, using their incredible influence and good looks to lure unsuspecting victims into questionable slime related situations. Today we’re going inside the slimy mind of Moscow’s biggest, most prolific slug and his equally sluggy sidekick. They'll be slugging their way around town covering everything in their path in deplorable, upsetting, slime, and we’ll be asking some crucial questions: What do slugs think? What do they want? If they get their slimy hands on you, is there any escape? /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Slip into action and support the podslime! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Slime a quick rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Slimestergram! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of some slime near you! WAPIN7.com - Join the newsletter & visit Tolstoy's Slug of Fame!

Duration:00:53:22

S8E5. The Devil, Some Cardboard, And His Saucepan Son

6/7/2023
Why does the Devil have a saucepan son and why are they dancing? What's wrong with the King's arms? Why is he also dancing? Why is their world made entirely of cardboard? I wish we could answer those questions but unfortunately we just have more: why is the audience slowly getting naked, why is everyone screaming, will Natasha - or for that fact anyone - ever be happy again? We're off to the Opera! It's all over when the Devil breakdances. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Dance into action and support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leave a raving or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Clubstergram! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of a club near you! WAPIN7.com - Join the newsletter & visit Tolstoy's Club of Fame!

Duration:00:47:51

S8E4. The Sauce of Sadness

5/24/2023
If we want to understand why pure, inescapable sadness has descended on what was once a happy, albeit somewhat violent and troubling book, we must go back in time. Way, way, way back, all the way to Book 7 and ask ourselves some hard questions - what went wrong? Is anyone to blame? Could over indulgence of sauce or other condiments possibly be the culprit? Everything on the table this week, even the sauces, as we go deep into the bottle of sadness to find out just how we got here and how the heck we might get out. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Dance into action and support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leave a raving or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Clubstergram! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of a club near you! WAPIN7.com - Join the newsletter & visit Tolstoy's Club of Fame!

Duration:00:45:52

S8E3. Sad, Marry, Avoid?

5/10/2023
Sure, being sad is sad. We can't deny it. It feels bad, it feels really quite sad in fact. But what if the only way to conquer sadness is to be even more sad? What if you could have so much sadness that sadness itself would become sad and spit you out? It's a bold idea, sadness would never expect that. Join us this week as we try once again to vanquish sadness in the only way left, by flipping the whole damn sad town on its head and sadding things up until the sadness falls right out. It's big, it's bold, it's sad, it's WAPIN7 Book 8. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Dance into action and support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leave a raving or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Clubstergram! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of a club near you! WAPIN7.com - Join the newsletter & visit Tolstoy's Club of Fame!

Duration:00:45:14

S8E2. The Mary Bumper Sadness Special

4/26/2023
You thought you knew sad? You know, sad... that feeling you get when you realise you've eaten the last crisp and there won't be any more crisps tonight, or when you have a shower and the hot water runs out, or even when you're on a call and the WiFi drops off and you don't know why. Sad, very sad indeed. But it turns out things can be even sadder than that, things can get really, really sad actually in quite a sad way. So buckle up your sad belt, pack a happy snack in your pocket and join us on the sad bus. If we're going to sad town, at least we're going together. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Dance into action and support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leave a raving or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Clubstergram! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of a club near you! WAPIN7.com - Join the newsletter & visit Tolstoy's Club of Fame!

Duration:00:51:46

S8E1. Welcome To Club Sadness - Book 8 Begins!

4/12/2023
We're back with a sadness bomb and some problems as old as time... Can frivolous spending, clubbing and drinking to excess improve your health, mental wellbeing and outlook on life? What would you do if you had loads of money and lost your joie de vivre? Would you ride an elephant around your town to make your neighbours jealous? Would you cover yourself in dayglo paint, hit the club and read the phonebook on the elephant home? Important questions indeed. There's only one way to find the answer... Onwards! To SEASON 8 /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Dance into action and support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leave a raving or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Clubstergram! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of a club near you! WAPIN7.com - Join the newsletter & visit Tolstoy's Club of Fame!

Duration:00:34:43

S7E8. Special: Casino Royale

3/22/2023
The name's Jimbo, Jimbo Secretan, Her Magesty's Ornothologist and best gambler in Britain. Yes that's right it's time for the final special episode of Season 7 - this time it's a matter of national importance and there's only one man fit for the job. He likes to drink heavily, smoke like a trumpet, and by gosh can he gamble his way out of a corner. The stakes have never been higher, the ties have never been blacker, and the plans have never been smarter than with James 'Jimbo' Bond in Ian Flemming's first Bond book 'Casino Royale'. Grab a glass of pure vodka containing a small olive or other vegetable of your choosing, and join us for an adventure that simply must be destroyed after listening. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Strum into action and support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Tune up and leave a rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Sprinsteengram! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of a guitar near you! WAPIN7.com - Join the newsletter & visit Tolstoy's Guitar Hall of Fame!

Duration:00:59:44

S7E7. The Book 7 Catch Up Zoo Quiz Special (Ep. 100!)

3/8/2023
Join us for this incredibly special centenary episode of WAPIN7 - an unbelivable milestone for us, you, Tolstoy and surprisingly the animals of London Zoo. Chosen by our Patrons, the Zoo is of course the obvious place to go for this commemorative - likely collectable - episode and it's the natural venue to host a quiz about War and Peace. We've got all the animals you might expect in a good quiz plus a few more: lions, gorillas, pigs, smurfs, snails, turtles, ants and even cows. Good luck in the quiz and thank you for listening and supporting the show, we love it, we love you - here's to the next 100 episodes! /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Strum into action and support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Tune up and leave a rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Sprinsteengram! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of a guitar near you! WAPIN7.com - Join the newsletter & visit Tolstoy's Guitar Hall of Fame! /// Apologies for the earlier sound issues with this episode - if you're reading this then you should be listening to the fixed version. Thanks to the people that got in touch to let us know ❀️!

Duration:01:08:47

S7E7. The Book 7 Catch Up Zoo Quiz Special (Ep. 100!)

3/1/2023
Join us for this incredibly special centenary episode of WAPIN7 - an unbelivable milestone for us, you, Tolstoy and surprisingly the animals of London Zoo. Chosen by our Patrons, the Zoo is of course the obvious place to go for this commemorative - likely collectable - episode and it's the natural venue to host a quiz about War and Peace. We've got all the animals you might expect in a good quiz plus a few more: lions, gorillas, pigs, smurfs, snails, turtles, ants and even cows. Good luck...

Duration:01:08:41

S7E6. Supernatural Cork Kisses - Book 7 Finale!

2/8/2023
GHOSTS, WITCHES, CLOWNS, BEARS as well as the HUMAN BEAN - we've got it all this week, as we descend deep into hell for this final episode of Book 7. You didn't expect it, we certainly didn't expect it, but yes - it's the end (already!) of the Book. But if we're going, we're going in style: dinner - yes, kissing - check, chit chat with other worldly spirits - absolutely. So dry your tears, put your toys back in the pram, grab a bowl of jelly and join Will, Steve and the actual devil to say sayonara to Book 7. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Strum into action and support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Tune up and leave a rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Sprinsteengram! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of a guitar near you! WAPIN7.com - Join the newsletter & visit Tolstoy's Guitar Hall of Fame!

Duration:00:58:37

S7E5. The Oats Don't Lie

1/25/2023
It is rumoured that Shakira wrote her global smash hit single after being inspired by a perfect bowl of oats. The, now infamous, story goes that Shakira was so moved by the oats that she demanded a harp was bought to the table so she could express her joy and appreciation through music. Upon completion of the song; she triumphantly held her bowl of half eaten oats aloft and announced to the stars, "Don't you see, baby, this is perfection?!" Absolutely none of that is true. How and why does this relate to book seven of War and Peace? We hear you scream! There's only one way to find out... /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Strum into action and support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Tune up and leave a rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Sprinsteengram! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of a guitar near you! WAPIN7.com - Join the newsletter & visit Tolstoy's Guitar Hall of Fame!

Duration:00:53:41

S7E4. Do You Bala-Like It?

1/11/2023
You know the old saying: Hunt hard, play hard. And boy have we hunted hard. Drop your crop, hang your horn, and swap your hunting knife for an eating knife, because the hunt is over and it's time to party like it's 1799 all over again. We've got incredible new food stuffs, so much alcohol it would make Count Rostov blush, as well as some of the country's hottest open mic acts - all of it in Russia's most secretive, fresh, and diplomat new venue. It's party time. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Strum into action and support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Tune up and leave a rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Sprinsteengram! tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of a guitar near you! WAPIN7.com - Join the newsletter & visit Tolstoy's Guitar Hall of Fame!

Duration:00:50:45