Aimee+Shawn

Aimee's husband's good friend and quasi-uncle to her boys got a gift for their house. And when Aimee and her hubby pointed out an issue with it, he bought another gift. Shawn's youngest wanted a one gallon insulated water bottle for his 7th birthday, and he seems more amped about that than he does the Switch 2. Aimee+Shawn are once again emceeing Night Of The Witches benefitting Help Of Southern Nevada... and somehow it's only ONE WEEK AWAY! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Shawn got a jolt of a wakeup call overnight... his Ozempic regimen has not been a walk in the park. Why he was downing honey at midnight. Aimee's hubby got stopped visiting a school and was LEVELED by a young kid's comment to him. We talk about the subtle digs that people make towards old people. Our Lock Of The Week presented by Port Of Subs has been just like the NFL this year: no break out star, no runaway victors. Who won... and lost... this week? Speaking of winning and losing, will Aimee retain her winning streak in Can't Beat Aimee? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

WHAT A WEEKEND! Aimee's son won his football game and went to a big, fancy wedding. Shawn and Sammi went to see Mat Franco and flew to Denver to check out Casa Bonita... ...oh and they got married back in May. WHY DIDN'T THEY TELL ANYONE?! Shawn explains. Plus, do you think your house is haunted? We are looking to our listeners for the best "haunted" house stories. The best story will have a real, actual ghost hunter come to your house and see what's up. Text "haunted" to 702-597-1027 and tell us your story. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The weekend is FINALLY here and Aimee and Shawn cannot be happier. Shawn went to check out Marriage Can Be Murder (which has been around for 26 years at this point) and Aimee can't understand why she hasn't seen it yet. It predates both of them, and they've been here for years. Aimee's oldest Jayden is a junior in high school and wants to go to SoCal with his Senior friends for spring break. Should she let him? Will nothing good happen? Listeners weigh in. Week 6 of the Lock of The Week is here and Colin's reign of terror continues. Will Aimee battle her way back to 1st place or will Colin expand his lead? Plus Can't Beat Aimee to wrap up the week... it can't be less eventful than a 1-0 final, right? Right?? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aimee has stumbled across a ton of Alex & Ani bracelets that she plunked down hundreds on years ago. Now she doesn't wear them and wants to donate them. But are they going to go back in style? Shawn had a conversation with Sammi and she told him she didn't feel entirely comfortable that his dad still has huge photos of his ex on the walls. So, he did something about it! Was the request out of line? Did Shawn do the right thing? Plus can Aimee continue her Can't Beat Aimee DOMINATION? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

At long last, Aimee has returned from her two day sick-out! Will her time off make her susceptible in Can't Beat Aimee, or will her reign of terror continue? Shawn was driving down the street and saw something that is so "Vegas," but in every other city in America it'd probably be illegal. Aimee's son Romie was given the Walmart Christmas catalog and he started circling... EVERYTHING. Circling catalogs is one of those things that we all did growing up... but so few get the chance to do now. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aimee+Shawn listened to the entire Taylor Swift album drop last night and we are EXHAUSTED... but we are powering through it. So worth it. Why do we care about how toilet paper is hung? Why does it bother us so much? Shawn's sons are going at it in the Lock Of The Week sponsored by Port Of Subs. One thing is certain... things will change after this week. Who will go ahead? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Shawn is back and that means the podcast is back! Thanks for hanging in! Today is the 2nd of October and while we all know October 1st was an awful day in Vegas history, 2 October was inarguably the best. It showed what the city is made of. So... why do we have to wait for a tragedy to rally together like that? Aimee's husband says she has a significant problem with silence, and while Aimee doesn't disagree, they don't see eye to eye as to why. You know she won't shut up if she wins Can't Beat Aimee again... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We are stumbling across the finish line this Friday... but WE GOT THIS. Aimee is ready to start a new winning streak in Can't Beat Aimee, Shawn is getting ready to celebrate his dad's 80th. WE GOT THIS! Aimee wants to sit down and talk to her parents about... the past. They, like all of our parents, remember a much simpler time. Isn't it amazing how much can change in one generation? Shawn's boys are looking for revenge after whiffing in Lock Of The Week last week! But can they stop fighting themselves in time to stop Aimee? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Shawn threw a birthday party for his now 7 year old! So... how'd it go? Aimee is stuck in "EverestTok" watching and obsessing over people climbing Mount Everest. Does she want to do it now? HELL NO. Meanwhile, Shawn is absolutely taken by a woman on Instagram named BlackForager who tells you which berries you can eat in the wild and which can kill you. Will he eat wild berries now? HELL NO! Plus is 13 good luck for Aimee in Can't Beat Aimee? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yet another tooth came out of one of Shawn's kids' mouths and now Aimee's youngest is losing teeth! We are going bankrupt... err... the tooth fairy is going bankrupt! Aimee's friend has VERY strange taste in sandwiches. Turns out a lot of us are weird. Shawn's lady questioned him over his incessant use of his phone... but it turns out she's on it more. We all check our phones to see how bad we really are. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aimee is already mourning the loss... of her cash. Romie's tooth is growing in crooked and she knows braces can't be far away. Lock Of The Week is done for Week 3. Can Shawn's son Colin keep his lead or will Aimee battle back from her deficit? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We were ON IT today! Got onair a minute early... on a Monday? We can't be stopped! Shawn took his family to play some pickleball on Saturday night, and a couple families at the court once again had Shawn feeling some indignant rage. Plus how much freedom should you give a teenaged kid? Aimee is trying to figure that out as we speak, and doesn't know if she is getting it right. Plus... can Aimee make it 10 wins in a row on Can't Beat Aimee? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aimee and Shawn's boys are back at it in the Lock Of The Week presented by Port Of Subs! Now it is legit with Boomer's Sportsbook delivering the odds and oddsmaker Nick Bogdanovich giving us the lowdown on who has the Lock Of The Week, and whose pick is most weak. Ever see a warning sign and you ask yourself... why? And just ignore it? Aimee noticed one that a lot of our listeners ignore too. Plus the Can't Beat Aimee streak has been going for over a week now! Can Ernie, our first repeat contestant, get in and get revenge from his loss earlier this week? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aimee really wants to play pickleball, but she has no one to play against. Shawn bumped into a bunch of people he knew yesterday... but he didn't remember any of their names and he feels like a jerk. Jimmy Kimmel was "indefinitely" suspended by ABC after the FCC Chair threatened the network over recent comments on his show. Shawn explains why it is actually an awful moment for the Constitution and what the equivalent would be to people on the other side of the aisle. And Aimee tries to continue her reign in Can't Beat Aimee! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Shawn's son made an amazing piece of artwork with some help from dad - a hand drawn map of America! It's pretty great... so when he asked to bring it to his mom's house... Shawn put the kibosh on it. Was he in the wrong? Aimee's son is about to do a "fun run". Shawn's just had theirs. Why are fun runs so... un-fun? Plus you better be on time for school because we have truancy officers at the ready. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wow, how lucky are we! Our new and upgraded studios now have a new feature: an incredibly loud construction crew on the other side of our wall. /sarcasm Aimee is already noticing Halloween decorations in her neighborhood and she thinks, on September 16th, that's a bit early. The audience is torn. The Port Of Subs Lock Of The Week results for week 2 are in and Aimee finally has a dub. But can she catch up with Colin who seems to have her number? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(The top of the show is missing because, of course, more tech issues over here) Aimee has tied her way into a win in Can't Beat Aimee for three shows in a row. Will she finally win one free and clear? There are some words like Caribbean and Pecan that, at any given time, you end up saying the other way. Why is that?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

They finally caught the (alleged) Charlie Kirk shooter and he turns out not to be what many were saying. And several Las Vegas residents are without a job this morning for celebrating his death. Aimee wants to know why every dad tries to make everything a lesson. Why? The Port Of Subs Lock Of The Week is back for Week 2. Can Aimee get her first win, or will Shawn's kids expand their lead? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Woof. Doing a show on a day like today is not easy. The assassination of Charlie Kirk (whether you agree with him or hate his guts is terrible), another school shooting, the anniversary of 9/11. But we showed up today and did our best. Aimee's son wanted to wear his cap and gown for picture day and Aimee was down! She never told her hubby though and he wasn't having it. A new list of the most annoying things that happen at your job is out and Shawn REALLY gets bothered by one of them. Plus Aimee tries to keep her Can't Beat Aimee street cred alive. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.