Absolute power corrupts absolutely in this sexual and violent avant-garde retelling of The Prince and the Pauper. In this bold and daring reimagining of the Mark Twain and Disney classic, the Scary Storytellers weave an intricate plot filled with thrilling twists and turns as a poor, simple minded country rat goes mad with power after trading places with a rich city rat with delicate features who’s looking to escape the stresses of urban life. www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/aysots...
There’s only one thing in life better than getting spooked deep down in your pants and that’s getting sauced out of your sauce-loving mind on the freshest of marinara and Alfredo sauces. Get a jar of thick sauce, and start suckin it down right along with The Scary Storytellers as they brave the sauce storm and ride the waves of sauce right into the dawn of a sauce-pocalypse with special guest Man Corvetti of the hit Chow Channel reality show Restaurants Grills and Thrills. www.aysots.com...
Merry Cryptmas guys and ghouls! It’s the 3rd annual AYSOTS Scaremas! As Russia invades the United States, the members of the Scary Storytellers Society pass the time by telling each other spooky Christmas stories about spiders, time travelers, and clip shows. Special Guest: Santa Claus and his tactical reindeer assault unit. www.aysots.com facebook.com/areyouscaredofthesestories instagram: AYSOTS twitter: @aysots
The Scary Storytellers face the wrath of Zatarains Baby Kane, an inter-dimensional creature that will do whatever it takes to turn one of the scary storytellers into a dark crystal. To fight Zatarains, one member of the scary storytellers society reluctantly enlists the help of a time-traveling vaudevillian that's summoned by a Casio keyboard. www.aysots.com Twitter: @aysots instagram: aysots firstname.lastname@example.org
The Scary Storytellers try to win the grand prize on America's Funniest Home Videos only to discover that Bob Saget uses AFV as a front for his snuff video ring involving Hollywood's 90's sitcom dad elite. www.aysots.com Twitter: @aysots instagram: aysots soundcloud.com/areyouscaredofthesestories
The Scary Storytellers hear a terrifying story about a mad man named Dr. Jeff Blaze who is so obsessed with burning people alive that he's turned his house into a fucking oven. aysots.com twitter: @aysots instagram: AYSOTS
Calculator salesman Mark Mallowcup is turned into a cyborg by Japanese physicist Michio Kaku before teleporting through time and space to the soon-to-be Lost Colony of Roanoke in the year 1588 AD. The only thing standing between the Colony of Roanoke and the army of sentient, blood-thirsty Gatorade Machines hell-bent on its destruction, is a half man, half calculator with a score to settle.
Joan Osborne's immortal classic "What if God Was One of Us?" was probably written about a homeless man named Roofus who loves to eat beans, party with malt liquor and crap his pants. Unfortunately for the members of the scary storytellers society, the almighty Roofus has staked claim to their campfire spot and will fight off anybody who tries to "blow up his spot" with his trusty cursed knife.
The Scary Storytellers quickly learn the true power of Surge after being sucked into an action-packed episode of a show that's sponsored by the fully loaded soda. Surge Rangers Theme performed by Johnny Dicarlo of Neverwake and Josh Revels of Chaos Killed
After one of the members of the Scary Storytellers loses half of his family in a horrible accident, he inherits a collection of Al Hitchcock films that inspire him to follow his dreams of being a filmmaker. He tells the guys the plot of his upcoming film, the story of Walter Pith...Perth a man who watches the world with eyes that pop out of his skull like the lady from Ripley's Believe It or Not!
Cross country calculator salesman, Mark Mallowcup, enters a world beyond natural, dare we say, supernatural. When Mark attempts to quench his thirst, he gets more than he bargains for and falls prey to a living, breathing Gatorade machine.