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This week on @betches, Sami and Aleen kick things off with a rare positive story, talking about why the Artemis II moon mission has everyone emotional, from the history-making crew to the sweet story behind Carroll’s crater. Then, they shift into Bravo, sharing their early thoughts on Real Housewives of Rhode Island and why it already feels like a hit, before getting into Kanye West being banned from the UK after brands and officials pushed back on his Wireless Festival appearance. Finally, they shift into a bigger conversation about Sabrina Carpenter, female ambition, and why saying what you want out loud might actually be the first step to making it happen. Everyone light your manifestation candles! Go to the Betches Podcast YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@betchespod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this emergency release of @Betches, Sami and Aleen drop everything to break down the Amanda, West, and Ciara Summer House mess. They get into the joint statement, the friendship fallout, why Ciara deserves better, and whether Amanda or West deserves more blame, before closing things out with a quick detour into the Kristi Noem chaos. Full video will still be out this Friday! Enjoy the fun mid-week treat<3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jordana’s BACK!...for today. On this week’s @betches, Sami and Jordana break down Chappell Roan, which includes the Brazil incident involving Jude Law’s daughter, plus Justin Timberlake’s newly surfaced DWI footage and Meghan Markle’s struggling As Ever brand rollout. They get into whether Chappell Roan is being unfairly targeted or if there’s a real pattern forming (does she actually want to be famous?), why the Justin Timberlake arrest video is oddly making him seem more likable, and what Meghan Markle’s jam empire says about the state of her and Prince Harry. Go to the Betches Podcast YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@betchespod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this Friday’s episode of @Betches, Sami and Aleen break down the Jake Shane red carpet fiasco and the bigger question of why influencers are even on these carpets in the first place. Then, they get into Timothée Chalamet, Hollywood’s current obsession with looksmaxxing, and whether Kylie Jenner may have gotten the ick watching Timothée’s Oscar campaign unfold in real time. After that, they discuss The Madison on Paramount+ and whether either of them could actually unplug in the Montana wilderness like Michelle Pfeiffer. Go to the Betches Podcast YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@betchespod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s @Betches, Sami and Aleen celebrate International Women’s Day by building their personal Mount Rushmores of iconic women, from Meryl Streep and Michelle Obama to Oprah, Tina Fey, and Joan Rivers. Then they get into the internet’s newest obsession: the completely unserious Donna Kelce home renovation memes, before diving deep into this year’s Oscars race, why they’re rooting hard for Sinners, and whether Timothée Chalamet may have tanked his own campaign with his ballet and opera comments. Plus, they talk Ben Affleck’s surprisingly genius AI move, review Charli xcx’s The Moment, and give Ariana Madix her flowers for the perfect response to a gross body-shaming comment. Go to the Betches Podcast YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@betchespod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s @Betches, Sami and Aleen live react to the McDonald’s CEO burger video that has the internet fully roasting him. From there, they get into their latest obsession with Love Story on FX and why the JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette mythology is still so addictive. Then it’s the SAG Awards rebrand confusion (aka why are we calling them the “Actor Awards” like when did we all agree to that?), plus the standout moments they actually enjoyed. Finally, they talk Jim Carrey clone conspiracy discourse, why everyone is losing their grip on reality online, and wrap with a Bravo corner featuring RHONY casting chatter, Traitors finale aftermath, and Summer House updates including Amanda’s new era. Go to the Betches Podcast YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@betchespod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s @Betches, Sami and Aleen spiral over the internet’s newest emotional support animal, Punch the Monkey, and debate whether this sad little icon is heartwarming or simply too devastating to process. Then they get into Alysa Liu’s electric Olympic performance, why her comeback story feels so inspiring, and how Team USA’s women’s hockey team deserved way better discourse around their huge win. Plus, they weigh in on the Ariana Grande fan meltdown over Lily Collins being cast as Audrey Hepburn, share their latest obsession with Love Story on FX, and make some predictions ahead of The Traitors finale. Go to the Betches Podcast YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@betchespod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @betches, Sami and Aleen unpack the weirdest cultural crossover of the moment: rewatching early reality TV through 2026 eyes. They break down the America’s Next Top Model doc (and the trauma of it all), how the show aged, and if Tyra Banks seems remorseful. Then it is Olympics time, with a truly jaw dropping story about ski jumpers injecting hyaluronic acid and updates on the Olympic Village condom shortage. Olympians are truly freakyyy. Finally, Sami breaks down the Tell Me Lies series finale which has Aleen truly gooped and gagged. Go to the Betches Podcast YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@betchespod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s @betches, Sami and Aleen are back in the studio catching up on the birth of Jordana’s daughter, the death of James Van Der Beek, and why figure skating is suddenly the hottest thing on the internet again. They then dive into the Benito Bowl and breakdown the performance, what was in those bushes, and why this is EXACTLY what America needs right now. They then go into the Jill Zarin of it all and honestly, who cares what she has to say. Finally, they ask their burning questions of the week like why were all the Super Bowl commercials absolute trash, what’s next for Britney Spears, and what insane person brings a plane full of food to Italy (hint: he is the Vice President). If you want a Galentine’s Day HelloFresh box of your own, head over to: https://hellofreshgalentinesday.com/ Go to the Betches Podcast YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@betchespod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s @betches, Sami and Aleen are back in the studio, gushing about meeting Jordana’s baby, Charlie, and recapping everything from surviving the “why is the groundhog in charge of the weather?” debate to a nostalgic detour into dinosaurs and Magic School Bus (elite TV, by the way). Then it’s Grammys time: red carpet slays and flops, the ICE Out pins, and why Lady Gaga is forever the QUEEN and the best dressed of the night. Plus, they get into Bad Bunny converting new fans, the Best New Artist conversation (and how much Spotify and Taylor Swift might matter), Cher’s unforgettable moment, and what Justin Bieber’s performance, plus Hailey reaction shots during it, may or may not say about their marriage. Finally, they discuss the Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton rumors, Travis breaking a chair and fearing Taylor’s wrath, and what they are watching right now, including the Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer. Go to the Betches Podcast YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@betchespod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s @betches, Aleen and Sami try to cope with the state of the world and kick things off with Sami’s wildly specific dream about surviving a fascism with Aleen. They pivot to Grammys weekend for a full fashion detour, dissecting Margot Robbie’s Wuthering Heights press-tour gown and how Lauren Sanchez can make outfit look cheap. Then it is back to the Blake Lively legal timeline, asking if filming with an unsigned acting contract is normal, why Travis Kelce did not quit while he was ahead, and what exactly Sydney Sweeney’s marketing team is trying to sell. Finally, they land in Beckhamland to tally Brooklyn’s tattoo math and ask what all of this says about the health of the relationship. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@betchespod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Before diving into this week’s @Betches, Aleen and Sami congratulate Jordana on the birth of her BABY! Then they dive into the week’s chaos. First up, Brooklyn Beckham’s latest family drama, plus whether Nicola Peltz did or didn’t rewrite the wedding story. Aleen and Sami flip through his photography book and ask, “Are elephants really that hard to photograph?” Next, they put on their lawyer hats and dig into the Taylor Swift and Blake Lively texts, unpacking what those messages say about their friendship and why Justin Baldoni got called a “doofus.” Finally, they break down the Summer House heartbreak, Taylor Swift watching Donna Kelce on The Traitors, and the very important question: what is happening with Greenland? Go to the @Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@betchespod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s @ betches, Aleen and Sami kick off with a catch up and officially enter their mahjong era, then recap the Golden Globes 2026 from Nikki Glaser’s best lines to music cues that made zero sense. Aleen tells many tales from her work trip in LA. She talks about Spotify party celebrity sightings, forgetting names of celebrities in their face, and how she met some of the Heated Rivalry cast. Plus, they unveil a new segment and ask their burning question: why won’t Timothée Chalamet say Kylie Jenner’s name out loud? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the first recording of 2026 for @betches, Sami and Jordana dive into the Ashley Tisdale mom group saga, unpacking what was reported, what was denied, and what Hilary Duff’s husband had to say about it. After, we arrive in St. Barts where Alix Earle and Tom Brady’s may be hooking up, Bethenny Frankel is unaware of instagram her IG post, and why every celebrity yacht was stuck in the Caribbean. Finally, they drop their hot takes of what is in and out for 2026. Spoiler: Jordana is a big fan of millennial gray. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@betchespod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami kick things off with the internet microculture moment you NEED to know: Heated Rivalry, the must watch obsession that’s fully taken over everyone’s feeds. Maybe we do love hockey after all. Then the conversation takes a sharp left into a wildly fascinating debate: who has an inner monologue, who doesn’t, and what it says about how everyone’s brains work. After that, it’s holiday mode as the girls play a Christmas movie quote game and tackle the question that always starts a fight: is You’ve Got Mail a Christmas movie? Aleen is firmly in the “yes” camp. Finally, they get into awards season energy, breaking down the absurd Golden Globes gift bags and what’s next for the Oscars after 2028. Say goodbye to the traditional television broadcast! Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are back back back again and kick things off with Aleen opening up about her mommy makeover journey with body positivity in mind, from tummy tuck details to why confidence can feel different than you expect. They then share the latest on the Taylor Swift wedding venue rumor, where it seems she may have written a hefty check to a very lucky bride. After, they swap gifts thanks to Uber Eats and discover just how many things you can actually send as a gift. Finally, they discuss the heartbreaking passing of Rob and Michelle Reiner and pay their respects by revisiting their favorite films from his iconic career. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s @Betches, Sami and Jordana hold down the fort with a full catch up. Sami tests the “Cool Girl” monologue from Gone Girl, the duo recaps their girls trip to Chatwal Lodge, and they run through the Betch of the Year winners, including Love Island’s Amaya Papaya Espinel, a “standing on business” moment for Justin Bieber, and a little Michael B. Jordan appreciation. They also break down the Golden Globes adding a Best Podcast category and why it makes zero sense for a television & film awards show. Plus, the Taylor Swift wedding rumor mill is spinning. Did she pay off a bride to get the date and venue she wanted, and how much would Taylor have to pay you to give up yours? Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @Betches, Sami and Aleen break down their Spotify Wrapped and find out why their listening age is…78? They crown their picks for Betch of the Year, and debate which memes actually ruled 2025. Aleen gives a behind the scenes peek at working with Head Betch LINDSAY LOHAN (yes, that one!), who is hosting Betch of the Year!!! Plus, a quick sparkle report on Miley Cyrus’s engagement ring and Maxx Morando, a breakdown of Sabrina Carpenter calling out the White House over the ICE clip, and a cozy watch list for right now, including Pluribus, Death By Lightning, and I Love LA. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @betches, Aleen and Jordana hold it down while Sami jets to Morocco. They debate whether a trip with kids actually counts as a vacation, officially rank Thanksgiving as a prestige holiday, and Aleen declares her love for chopped liver.. They unpack the Chiara Ferragni charity scandal and analyze the Wicked premiere scare where Cynthia Erivo stepped between Ariana Grande and a red carpet crasher. We all need a friend like Cynthia. Plus, cozy screen time chat: The Beast in Me on Netflix, a little Leo movie discourse, heavy Keri Russell appreciation, and a final question for the group chat… what exactly does Kris Jenner have planned for Britney Spears next? Go to the BravoByBetches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Tuesday: Youtube.com/@BravoByBetches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami go full debrief on Kris Jenner’s 70th, a Bond-themed, billionaire-level bash at the Bezos mansion, covering the A-list guests (hiiiiii Beyoncé) and the mystery of Prince Harry and Meghan appearing in party pics and then vanishing from the carousel. Does this hint at a Harry rebrand back toward the Royal family? Also, Sami delivers an Oscar-worthy dramatic reading from The Devil Wears Prada before the trio dives into Apple TV+’s Pluribus to debate whether it’s an AI allegory, a takedown of forced-positivity culture, or something even darker. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices