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Can You Don't?

Comedy

Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete...

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United States

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Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.

Language:

English


Episodes
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Can You Don't? | Wild Boar. Incident Report. Singed. Beach Ball.

4/29/2026
Have you ever been kicked out of a bar but have no idea why? Well, this was a first for Joe. Let's talk about that, a clever use for AI robots in the city, paying a stranger to be your friend while checking off your bucket list items, a bunch of conspiracy theories that ended up being true, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/o5sct3snQ6c Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:24:48

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Can You Don't? | Sliding Gloves. Terrorist. Remodel. Ted's Face.

4/22/2026
I mean... we love a good raccoon penis as much as the next guy, but chopping one of some roadkill in front of your family and claiming it's for research is pretty wild. Let's talk about that, domestic differences when it comes to remodeling your house, why are kids so cool playing sports these days, working with someone all day long who has your semen all over their face, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/dcw9M5J4lNw Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:30:12

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Can You Don't? | .sdrawkcaB .dnA .hgiH .002

4/15/2026
200 episodes. That’s a lot of words, a lot of laughs, and an alarming amount of things we probably shouldn’t have said out loud. Seriously though, thank you. Whether you’ve been here since episode one or you just found us and immediately questioned your life choices, we’re so glad you’re here. The fact that you keep hitting play, sharing the show, and letting us be part of your day means everything to us. You’ve helped turn this into something way bigger than we ever imagined, and we don’t take that lightly… even if we do take everything else lightly. Here’s to 200 episodes of “Can You Don’t”… and plenty more questionable conversations ahead. We appreciate the hell out of you. *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/QuU-6hNZ9cs Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:49:09

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Can You Don't? | Baby Half. Ceiling Tile. Bong Dash. Touching.

4/8/2026
We've never thought about it before... but how hard would it be to actually rip a baby in half? Let's talk about that, installing a custom bong into your dash so you never have to stop doing drugs, why are dry ice bombs so goddamn fun, thinking that you're making a lumber delivery but end up screwing some dude's wife in front of him, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/GpOcPGiDd3E Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:13:12

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Can You Don't? | Just Acting. Cornhole. Forklift. Wet Basket.

4/1/2026
Let's say you are the proud owner of a drive-thru prayer business. Would you be open 24/7? Monday-Friday 9-5? Or just Wednesdays from 11-1? Let's talk about that, having to depend on your local community to protect from everyone else in the world wanting you dead, sneaking away to have sex in a porta-potty, where the heck do all these idioms come from, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/xhJ6VGhizjk Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:28:47

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Can You Don't? | Vegas Hooker. Spaghetti. Poisonous. Sorry Bud.

3/25/2026
Some sad news to share on the show today but... everything will be ok. Let's talk about that, Bryan continues to be fucking awful at math, when does spaghetti become spaghetti and not just tomato noodles, ice cubes made from piss in the house you're staying at, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/doPwY9Y-eXw Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:37:42

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Can You Don't? | Daddy Bath. Camel Lips. Celibate. Weather Apps.

3/18/2026
I didn't think I could ever give botox or implants to a camel... until I learned it could be worth MILLIONS OF DOLLARS?! Let's talk about that, yanking ponytails for funzzies, waiting your whole life for some free oysters with your dad, are weather apps getting paid to put up questionable forecasts, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/KKh_slgWMJc Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:20:09

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Can You Don't? | Tap Shoes. Chemo Cake. Mop Water. Dog Frog.

3/11/2026
Quick question for the ladies. Would you bang Mr. Clean? Yes, the cleaning company mascot. Let's talk about that, Bryan rewriting his entire would you rather on the fly, how does one go about getting their dog to stop licking frogs in the yard, another big life change to update everyone on, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/F5GPjZgCy0E Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:25:51

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Can You Don't? | Press 2. Seagull. Concussion. Nice Lady.

3/4/2026
You all know that Bryan went to Mexico for his annual family vacation... but did you know he was in the exact location that all that shit went down with the cartel and he was stuck there for an additional week?! Let's talk about that, why drinking cleaning supplies is never a good idea, the only time that knowing how to give CPR to a seagull was helpful, how much should a happy-ending cost, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/WoEhJexeCSI Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:18:49

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Can You Don't? | Moon Vacation. Sleeping Calf. Object. Munition.

2/25/2026
Although not legal in the slightest, breaking into your place of employment after hours to make and sell pizza for a little extra coin isn't a completely terrible idea. Let's talk about that, why are so many people shoving old munition up their b-holes, how many household items are there on the planet, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/mLNOk7pgHew Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:10:36

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Can You Don't? | Breakfast Blackout. Gooning. Sexy Birds. Gameboy Color.

2/18/2026
Do you know what gooning is? Yeah you do... you little slut. *bites lip* Let's talk about that, how sexy birds can be with a human ass, another murderous elephant rampage, soliciting a prostitute while driving a school bus, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/MAKPLisBpPA Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:19:59

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Can You Don't? | Ankle Monitor. Lactic Acid. Manatee. Get Bent.

2/11/2026
Can you even imagine how good it would feel to get released from a prison, get your shit together, then end up BUYING THE SAME PRISON YOU WERE KEPT IN?! Let's talk about that, trying to fool the cops by putting your ankle monitor on your dog, why do all women leave giant balls of hair in the shower, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/UgfH8jsFSFg Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:32:44

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Can You Don't? | Watermelon. Barefoot. Puke Purse. Itchy Cow.

2/4/2026
Have you ever been in a situation that required you to tackle an old man in order to retrieve a license plate to avoid going to jail? Us either. Let's talk about that, government drones spying on Bryan, how heavy is a standard watermelon, how accidentally killing a puppy resulted in somehow feeling ok about making your dad cry, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/OQhy1sh-DGU Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:18:30

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Can You Don't? | Body Box. Snoring. Backwards Satan. Jiggle Fest.

1/28/2026
Have you ever wondered what a snoring hummingbird sounds like? No? Well, I bet you are now! Let's talk about that, how common actually still being alive is when doctors go to harvest your parts, some wild music conspiracies that have made their way to Uncle Zaq's lap, bailing out on the stripclub because you decided to go to an adult porn store beforehand, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/Y-2sDgrBdp4 Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:30:23

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Can You Don't? | Leaf Rewards. Pants Button. S'more. Old Spruce.

1/21/2026
*Jason (495651) in prison, we read your letter!* Why does every piece of tech these days feel like they NEED to have some sort of reward system?! Let's talk about that, looking forward to going on vacation so much that you ignore the fact your wife just died, trying to bite your way through a tree trunk, stuffing marbles up your dick hole, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/-iKFBZ0_lgU Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:25:00

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Can You Don't? | Witness Birth. Frog Cop. Wax Joint. Infected Spots.

1/14/2026
Call us old fashioned, but the words "good father" don't usually belong in the same sentence as "threw an infant across the room into the bed frame." Let's talk about that, when a change in plans goes from thinking you're about to do something awesome to re-painting your house, wiping up tears using a foil hotdog wrapper, losing your virginity with the help of a wax joint, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/3v6bH7xgmsM Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:21:36

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Can You Don't? | Boner. WNBA. Face Shot. Keys in Door.

1/7/2026
We all get a little annoyed when guests overstay their welcome for one reason or another. Now, imagine if you had someone over and they didn't leave for 45 years! Let's talk about that, why are WNBA games included in our WYR about breaking bones or watching people die, another glorious Pornhub year in review, learning that dudes also have a pelvic floor they should be strengthening, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/KuP_poLXUfQ Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:37:17

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Can You Don't? | New Cat. Two Pencils. Lobster. Taco John's.

12/31/2025
We can understand stealing expensive things like diamonds, watches, jewelry... but a ton of lobster?! Let's talk about that, wrapping your kid up and hanging them on a hook, why we don't deserve dogs, shoving weird stuff up your b-hole, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/pItUAS2A50Q Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:25:51

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Can You Don't? | Arial Depression. Chocolate Tube. Swimming. Camel Kick.

12/24/2025
For the most part, going to church is a pretty chill experience. And most definitely not high up on the list of places you'd expect to get kicked in the face by a camel. Let's talk about that, having a serious conversation with someone while wearing a wildly inappropriate shirt, barfing up chunks of ham onto a dong you're blowing, doing your best Elvis impersonation in the back of an ambulance, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/h4cnX9_8VUA Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:16:04

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Can You Don't? | Skunk Shin. Saxophone. Seasons. Splinter.

12/17/2025
Every time I go to upload the episode this week, I get an error. So I'm sick of rewriting a witty episode description. If this ends up being what you see... it worked. Fuck this shit. *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/bzEftxwFih8 Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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