Once you don the aluminum foil hat, everything begins to make sense. Starbucks, Lays potato chips, and a host of other nefarious entities are hung out to dry on what may be our most "lawsuit worthy" episode yet. Better dim the lights and pull the shades for this one. You know who's watching...

Bumper stickers are an American staple. Even if you're too cool to put one on your car, you secretly admire different ones you've seen... or in Jerry's case, dislike entire catagories of bumper stickers. Anyway, listen in as Comedy Parenting Radio gives thoughtful, mischievous credence to our greatest national treasure: bumper stickers! - - - - - photo credit: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/46021227416831441

Josiah's hair comes to life, and is wreaking havoc. Talk about a bad hair day! - - - - Photo Credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/gordoncalder/3573674662/?ytcheck=1&new_session=1

We've got about a bazillion things we want to do this summer, and most of these are just plain weird. We've got a Twitter page now: twitter.com/ComedyParenting - - - - Photo Credit: http://quotesideas.com/facebook-cover-photo-with-summer-funny-picture/

Sparks on your punctured gas tank. Windshield cracks that look like a map of the Grand Canyon. Launch into the river or hit the rock? It's all real. It's Colorado driving. It's here on Comedy Parenting Radio this week. - - - - - - photo credit: https://www.recordcourier.com/news/local/two-lanes-of-highway-50-near-cave-rock-open/

Megahurts Car Rental only has one car left for the Comedy Parenting Radio cast; a driverless car. You'll laugh all the way to wherever you're going when you ride along with the intrepid crew as they're held prisoner in the world's first orange hydrogen-powered automobile, and whisked across the USA! - - - - - - photo credit: https://www.curbed.com/2017/3/10/14876418/autonomous-vehicle-self-driving-volkswagen-sedric

Green lobsters, TSA, mosquito bites, and bad Russian accents. It's St. Patrick's Day as only Comedy Parenting Radio can celebrate it. - - - - - - photo credit: www.squareball.com

Spring cleaning is the only thing we hate about springtime. Then again, there are all kinds of surprises and delights. Try not to be surprised by anything you hear on the show. - - - - - -photo credit: http://themetapicture.com/what-an-amazing-father-and-the-dad-of-the-year-award-goes-to/

You've been lied to about science all these years. The Comedy Parenting Radio staff is here to help and we're setting the record straight on a myriad of scientific studies. I hope we get a Nobel Prize for this. - - - - - - -photo credit: https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Resin-Einstein-Bobble-Head-Figurine_1511527090.html

Pop quiz time! 1) Are there foods you like? 2) Is there any such thing as too much of a good thing? 3) Where is the Higgs Bosun? 4) Will we ever stop asking questions? 5) What time is it, really? I'm getting hungry. I should go get some food after I'm done writing the description. Aaaaanyways, to find out your score, listen to this week's episode of Comedy Parenting Radio! (Disclaimer: Episode may not include all the answers to the listed questions.)

You'll howl with laughter when you spend one minute of mayhem with the German Bobsled Team... with a bobcat in their sled. Try not to feel sorry for Jerry as he's rescued from the Olympic cold by a shaved ice salesman. Always a favorite, Cletus Johnson gives a live interview with the winner of the Olympics newest sport: Sticking Your Tongue to a Flagpole. It's Comedy Parenting Radio at the Olympics and you've got a front row seat! (Watch out for those ice skaters...) - - - - - photo...

The Sword in the Stone, Global Warming, Garland all over the neighbors' trailer. Only the Comedy Parenting Radio cast could cause this much angst taking down the Christmas tree. Let's endeavor to do better next year, boys.

Jerry kicks back and lets Matt pose some of the most ridiculous questions to arguably the biggest Star Wars nerds between Denver and L.A. Recorded off-campus, you'll get the real deal on this show. Not to be missed by anyone who's ever even heard of the movies. - - - - - photo credit: http://starwarsblog.starwars.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tfa_poster_wide_header-1536x864-959818851016.jpg

Recollections of twerpdom abound in this show of twists and turns. Jerry and the gang will astound you with descriptions of adventure, squalor, and Gilligan's Island in a must-see , er... hear show! - - - - - -photo credit: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/HarryHoudini-1899.jpg/405px-HarryHoudini-1899.jpg

Sheep calls in the studio, amateur sheep shearing, and five star-rated pot holders. This can only be Comedy Parenting Radio. - - - - - photo credit: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2c/fb/6b/2cfb6b14dad57283ed7f0c4e3bd9b97e--funny-sheep-happy-valentines-day.jpg

Listen in as Jerry and Josiah play some of the funniest clips from Josiah's radio theater career. Did Josiah really play the part of a penguin, a sled dog, and an elf all in one show?

What happens when you rub a pencil eraser on your teeth? This has got to be our best show ever about pencils... stay tuned. - - - - - photo credit: http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/35500/Pencil-Chopsticks-35783.jpg

This is exactly why your loved ones should never, ever, enter a bouncy house... - - - - photo credit: http://www.funservicesneia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sumo.jpg

What does the Grand Canyon have in common with wedding cakes and some women's makeup? Listen now and watch Jerry get in trouble.

Burning Christmas trees, robbers in the house, and G.L. Perry's variety store combine to make this your go-to for Christmas decorations this year. It just may be that you'll find out about something you never knew existed.