DONKEY RADIO

hey ya'all we're back after a hiatus of many months. New Year new name, new job for Jeannette. In this episode we cover some hot tea about the Cryptkeeper at the Irish pub Jeannette now works at, the tale of the slumlord coffeeshop dude who tried to make Grace be a shiftmanager (spoiler alert, that didn't work out so well for him). Some thoughts about this stage of the pandemic, creative process, J's classes, and.....Turtle puppets!

mid-life crisis ideas, 19 page housewares invoice, and the End of the Evil Reign of Mike Salinas.

more on free tequila man and his mexican dog. Will that asshole pay his bill? he has five days! U.S healthcare is fucked (like U.S capitalism generally), but our credit is FANTASTIC! Our 5 year coffee truck plan... don't worry, miserable playground parents, I'm on my way! Are today's teenagers okay? Can they empathize? how did we get to a place where ghosting people is considered normal acceptable behavior? I mean, seriously. Also, our boss is low in the teeth department.

just kidding, you gotta pay for it! Unless you're rich.... In this episode we talk entitled assholes in grocery world (with a dramatic reading of business correspondence), effect of pandemic on friendships, grief, anger, and all the ways and places you can cry without anyone knowing that's what you're doing. Yay!

Jeannette got admitted into Cal and tells us how she did it. A complicated story with a happy ending :)

Madonna dreams courtesy of a free box book. diaries and other womens writings. talent show crushes featuring Tessa and Stephon the Yogoslav. Narcissism (Takashi again, plus Donald Trump and a bunch of other assholes). Jeannette tells a bully that his dad the famous musician's vocals are trash (at age 14). The internet killed the music industry and now nothing you do matters at all, and the art world is a farce.

Furniture. Fashion. 70's colors. Velvet. the lost arts of crochet, wreath making and victorian hair art? wait, wut? Youtube crafties, rabbit holes, MAGA rap, Takashi69 and etcetera. Why Jeannette's mom stopped going to the Pentecostal church. Bonus: what were the first concerts we went to?

we can't handle this motherfucking classist BULLSHIT anymore. ahem. Being a barista was always the dream and plot twist...it still is! baby Grace with typewriter at Cafe liberty circa 1996. Pandemic psychology and sociology 101. The most offensive painting IN THE WORLD. and... see episode title.

Santeria and related adventures. good dick bad dick and all the dick in between. Polyamory is a terrible idea. And we don't even have any Don Julio.

Butcher Bob's blossoming/crytals/tarot.The Greeks. Cars, sinking ships and reincarnation. Dog DNA/Yemen famine. Cuba, Communism, and last but not least a lighting round.

We got our 2nd shot. What happens when you get sick and you work a shit service job? Adventures in Mexico. People come out of other people. Lots of stoner stuff. Pandemic grocery lists (a dramatic reading segment). Racist rice/HOW TF DO I GET UNCLE P's RICE IN THIS STORE HELLLP MEEEE

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