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An Adult Comedy Podcast For Freaks!

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An Adult Comedy Podcast For Freaks!

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English


Episodes

How To Turn Your Stanley Tumbler Into A Rejizzable Sex Toy

2/15/2024
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:43:14 Disney Bought The Rights To The Bible! 10:45:22 Caught In A Whale Poonado! 15:48:05 Police Officer Gets Spooked And Just Starts Shooting 22:54:05 Trans Activist Loses Her Cool 28:23:01 Meade’s Big List Of Accomplishments 33:37:07 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 34:37:10 Race Faker Gets Fired Over Only […] The post How To Turn Your Stanley Tumbler Into A Rejizzable Sex Toy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:54:01

The Best Penis Mantras And Scrotal Meditations

2/14/2024
On Today’s Show: Today’s Sideshow exclusive episode of DV is being released to everyone, Thanks to AdamEve.Com – Use PROMO Code FREAK for 50% Off, A Valentines Day Lovers Kit, 6 Free Movies, and FREE Shipping! 00:00:00 Promo Code FREAK @ AdamEve.Com 01:19:08 Introduction 04:19:05 Rejecting Dudes With The Pop Of A Balloon 12:02:19 Penis […] The post The Best Penis Mantras And Scrotal Meditations first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:57:29

Revenge Is Best Served Vaginally

2/13/2024
On Today’s Fantastic Show – 00:00:00 Promo Code FREAK at AdamEve.Com – 50% For VD 01:19:15 Introduction 03:33:04 Special Snatch / Ear Wax 05:19:22 A Mystical Gift From Beyond Returns! 08:03:10 Distorted View PO Box 36268 Cincinnati, OH 45236 09:38:16 Spit, Snot, And Loogie Fetish 18:21:14 The Man Who Was Born With A 15″ Dong 24:22:15 […] The post Revenge Is Best Served Vaginally first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:55:24

Twitching Prostates And Drake’s Drizzly Glizzy

2/8/2024
On Today’s Show- 00:00:00 Introduction 02:36:07 Messages Left On The Antifa Hotline 09:49:03 Tamir Is Very Defensive About His Sexuality 16:14:19 This Youtuber Doesn’t Do Well With Women 20:28:10 Toilet Sniffluencer Loves The Fame And The Cocaine! 24:33:12 Signfeld – Riffing On Store Names 28:01:08 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:27:07 Nearly Licked To Death […] The post Twitching Prostates And Drake’s Drizzly Glizzy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:50:43

Please, No Yodeling On A First Date

2/6/2024
On Today’s Show- 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com Valentines Day Promo Code “FREAK” 50% Off And So Much More! 03:31:01 A Not Great Way To Celebrate Black History Month 08:51:03 Meade’s Online Dating Misadventures 20:51:07 Baby Andy Can’t Wipe Properly And Wants To Talk About It 24:23:16 Tornado Freak Out 26:01:00 Poo Fingerpainter Looking For Love 30:38:24 Become […] The post Please, No Yodeling On A First Date first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:51:38

Decapitation Tips From The US Department Of Cannibalism

2/1/2024
On Today’s Show- 00:00:00 50% Off At AdamEve.Com – PROMO CODE: FREAK 01:14:09 Introduction 02:45:24 You’re Coming On A Good One 04:06:18 Deranged Man Cuts Dad’s Head Off – An Indepth Look 11:21:19 America’s Newest Decapitator Is Also A Musician! 18:24:07 Head Butcher Justin Mohn Was Also An Esteemed Author (Self Published) 24:06:21 Proof Baby […] The post Decapitation Tips From The US Department Of Cannibalism first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:51:59

Woman Peeled Her Twattermelon At The Gas Station

1/30/2024
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Spice Up Your Valentine’s Day – Promo Code FREAK at AdamEve.Com 01:43:00 Introduction 03:22:12 Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire 17:01:13 Inmate Video Personal Ads Have Invaded TikTok 18:34:10 More Grant Macdonald / Ram Ranch Arrest Info 25:58:23 First Amendment Auditor Tries His Luck At An Elementary School 29:43:00 Blind Twins Singing Songs Bitching […] The post Woman Peeled Her Twattermelon At The Gas Station first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:59:38

Get Your Penis Insurance Premium Quote Today!

1/26/2024
Hey Freaks! We’re doing a best of show right now! This one is from about 10 years ago. I’ll be back later for a new Sideshow-Exclusive episode! Links / Images: AI Transcript The post Get Your Penis Insurance Premium Quote Today! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:45:29

Ram Ranch Has Been Raided By Police! It’s A Gay Waco Over There!

1/25/2024
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:44:01 Social Media Meltdown Over The Barbie Movie And The Oscars 07:47:21 Tom Hanks Perv Allegations 12:10:11 Which Terrorist Act Was Really An Offering To Satan? 15:27:09 A GUy On Tiktok Reveals Why He Doesn’t Wipe After Using The Bathroom 19:51:14 Awful As Seen On TV Product – Eat This […] The post Ram Ranch Has Been Raided By Police! It’s A Gay Waco Over There! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:57:07

The Dictionary Is Too Hot For Florida

1/23/2024
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:03:16 The Lord Douche Chronicles: Part 931 07:44:02 Leaning Tower Of Crap / Careless Fairies 12:59:17 Racist First Date Ends With A Stalking 17:40:18 Bug Chases, Gift Givers, And The Language Of AIDSy Love 22:16:03 Jerk Junkies Taking Meat Into Their Own Hands 25:33:04 A Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame […] The post The Dictionary Is Too Hot For Florida first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:54:56

What If Earth Is God’s Farm, And Humans Are His Meat?

1/18/2024
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:01:07 The Double Life Of The Weirdest Adult Film Director 11:08:24 Demonic Forces Keeping Meade At The Same Weight 15:14:07 Getting Kitty Litter Bombed On Your Livestream 19:15:10 Daring To Glance Over At Your Dumb, Precious Child 23:16:02 Airplane Freakout 25:45:17 Tamir Is Experimenting Sexually And Learning About His Body […] The post What If Earth Is God’s Farm, And Humans Are His Meat? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

How To Pass A Human Drug Test With Dog Pee

1/16/2024
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:50:20 Pubic Lice Outbreak At The Disabled Kids Summer Camp 09:10:06 Youtard Tamir Makes A Rather Disturbing Sexual Confession 16:34:22 Gucci Granny Raps Her Support For Trump 19:02:21 Livestreamer Vs. Gambling Website Blackjack Dealer 22:07:17 Released Video Of Onlyfan Camgirl Accused Of Murder 26:42:01 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:18:21 […] The post How To Pass A Human Drug Test With Dog Pee first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:47:21

Introducing Fisting Poetry And The Maya Angelou Of Gape

1/11/2024
On Today’s Show 00:00:00 Introduction 02:15:23 Distorted View Daily On Youtube Music 07:37:00 Fisting Poetry 11:57:07 Lucifer Is On TikTok And He’s Lactose Intolerant 16:15:02 Meade Update – Weigh In And Racism 22:22:13 Pervert Marriage Live On A Ukulele 24:28:19 Steve Dawson Was Not On Epipen’s Island 26:01:13 New Linda FInkle Hall Of Fame Nominee […] The post Introducing Fisting Poetry And The Maya Angelou Of Gape first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:50:06

Next Gen, AI Enabled Rectum Washers Are Here!

1/9/2024
On Today’s Show 00:00:00 Introduction 04:58:06 The 1920’s Crazy Of “Laughing Records” 12:08:07 The Idiotic Stanley Tumbler Crazy 17:23:14 Sewage, Dog, And Electricity Update 22:48:23 Man Lives Next To A Screeching Psychopath 25:37:10 Teen Gets Arrested For Driving Drunk / Mom Shows Up Even More Drunk And Angry 30:19:05 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:33:17 […] The post Next Gen, AI Enabled Rectum Washers Are Here! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:51:50

Last Call For Legal Corpse Sex

1/4/2024
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:45:08 Smelling Your Alpha Shroom Head 06:40:01 The Joy Of Bating 11:17:11 A Japanese Doll Having Conversations With Other Dolls 17:51:19 Animal Transofmration Fetish Audio Erotica 23:12:10 Annoying First Amendment Auditor Vs. Even More Annoying Nosey Bitch 28:53:20 Support Distorted View! 30:43:20 Virtual Rape Is Back In The News 35:52:18 […] The post Last Call For Legal Corpse Sex first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:49:54

Piss Play Prostitution And Potato Chips

1/2/2024
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:02:24 2024 Is Is Starting Off…Concerning / Dog Is Sick 05:02:23 I’m Collecting Washers And Dryers Like Pokemon Now 17:14:24 Jim Bakker Doomsday Predictions 20:12:04 When Twitter Fights Spill Over On To Video 24:54:24 Black Queen Detained And Pissed 29:06:02 Happy New Year Wish From Tan Mom 31:00:12 Support Distorted […] The post Piss Play Prostitution And Potato Chips first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:53:19

Finding Worms In Your Poop Is No Big Deal

12/29/2023
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introudction 00:21:18 Distorted View’s 2023 In 4 Minutes 04:26:19 Magical Black People: The Movie 13:04:09 Cancer Fetishes 18:06:15 Livestreamer Finds Worms In Her Poop 21:49:18 A Final Daniel Larson Freakout For 2023 26:26:03 Amazon Delivery Person Vs. Rabid Old Women 29:38:10 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:40:13 Chinese Chess Player Communicating […] The post Finding Worms In Your Poop Is No Big Deal first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:54:42

The Deep State Is Coming For Your Sour Dough

12/27/2023
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:05:14 Christmastime In My Hometown 06:09:02 My Greatest Christmas Gift – Incest 10:21:18 2024 – Everyone Is Going To Be Debt Free And Using Rainbow Money 17:29:16 The Government Is Stealing Secret Recipes!!! 19:34:02 Bitchy Boomer Beats Grown Child And Gets Arrested 29:33:10 Support DV! Keep This Stupid Show Going […] The post The Deep State Is Coming For Your Sour Dough first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:50:37

I’m Hot For Your Pizza Cream Face

12/26/2023
I’m still off for the holidays, but here’s a Best-Of show for you! New episodes return tomorrow! On Today’s Show: – An annoying twat of a child fighting with his mom over porn and computers -#WhiteFartsMatter and so do pizza-faced teens -Still praying for Nermal -Sexbots will make us all feel inadequate. -How many puppies […] The post I’m Hot For Your Pizza Cream Face first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:42:45

How To Vacuum Your Lower Lady Lips

12/22/2023
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:32:20 A Christmasy Thank You From Me – DV is Almost 20 10:06:03 On The Nut Hunt With Lord Douche 11:53:12 A New Annoying Twist In The Air Fryer Saga 15:04:19 A DV Pussy Perish Remix! 16:49:11 Two More “Special” Holiday Songs 20:11:18 The Algorithm Caught On To My Musical […] The post How To Vacuum Your Lower Lady Lips first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Duration:00:58:15