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On Today’s Show: Happy Labor Day! I’ve got a best of show for you, but before that, I apologize for the Wheel of Misery f-up and instead spin the Ring of Triumph to reward you listeners for your loyalty and forgiveness. PO Box Mail Unboxing Video: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH […] The post Big Fat Jehovah’s Witnesses Gasping For Air first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:05:22 The Third Eagle of The Apocalypse Breaks Down Gangam Style 05:01:17 The End Times Prophecy Revealed In CupCakKe’s Newest Single 07:05:03 Groupon Carpet Cleaning Dispute Over Dog Piss 13:51:01 I Riled Up Meade – He’s Ready To Get Legal On Your Asses! 17:57:20 The Wheel Of Misery Punishment 22:51:11 […] The post Flicking Your Bean With a Barbie Arm first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Adam And Eve! Promo Code FREAK For 50% Off + Free Shipping 01:40:17 Introduction 03:09:10 New Donald Trump Griftables Have Dropped 08:48:06 The Satellite’s Are Still Rotting Out Tony’s Teeth 10:35:18 Meade Gives Life Advice To The Youth Of America 20:30:16 Hotel Confrontation 26:34:06 Watersports And Dung – The Anthem 29:16:02 […] The post Collectible Presidential Soiled Diapers Are Now Available! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:02:21 Lord Douche On Distorted View Daily 06:32:21 Demented Dad Want’s You To Defile His Daughter’s Corpse 14:27:14 New Product Alert! Donald Trump Talking Fish Mouth 21:46:21 Talking Skeletrump, Maga Claus, Turkey Trump, Etc 26:32:09 Gay Man Misses Flight At Airport 30:04:09 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:55:18 When Your […] The post Daddy Wants You To Defile His Daughter first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:29:19 Explaining Featured Youtards / Tamir Gets Loud And Patriotic 04:56:06 When You Can’t Stop Sharting Out Strawberries 11:47:14 Old People Arguing About Shit That Doesn’t Matter 16:47:23 Another Installment Of Destroying Your Own Property To Own The Libs 27:20:00 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:41:03 Miming Masturbation Gets You […] The post Strawberry Shartcake Straight Up Disrespects The Toilet first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:29:23 Chris Chan: The Incest Incident 06:54:08 Bodycam Audio From Chris Chan’s Incest Arrest 22:37:06 Meade’s Dream About Donald Trump 27:05:11 Kamala Harris Riding A Snake – Wet Dream? 28:33:20 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 30:55:00 Having Sex With A Cow In Thailand Goes Wrong 35:06:04 Fruit Smoothies Won’t […] The post Chris Chan’s Wild Arrest Recording Released! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:50:03 Revisting Mobility Mary 07:58:02 Trump’s Awesome New Lisp 11:53:19 Man Gets Very Verbally Abusive Over A Speeding Ticket 21:56:11 Insane Person Thinks Everyon Is A KKK Pedophile 25:29:24 Milk Milk Lemonade Round The Corner Is Where Katy Perry Is 28:50:15 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:17:04 World Record N-Word […] The post Erotic Book Creaming In The Public Library first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:35:09 Gabrielle Chana Is The Antichrist 08:04:10 Cancer Faker Boogie2988 Is Mad He Wont Get Paid 16:44:16 Beef Sandwich Wants You To Touch His Genitals 21:04:08 Scraping Your Anal Walls 25:50:10 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:35:13 A New Vice Presidential “Rumor” – Horse Semen Drinking Edition 34:34:22 Dogs Are […] The post The Antichrist Is Here And Dropping Semen Bombs first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:53:09 My Weakness: Nostalgia! 03:41:22 Altoid Sours Are Coming Back! 07:20:02 Toilet Water Sniffing 08:21:09 Man Pays Woman To Racially Humiliated Him 10:01:08 The Sounds Of Fart Fetish 11:31:14 Angry Woman On The Street Scats Her Complaint 14:49:22 Predator Hunters Pinch A Furry Pedo 25:11:23 The Disease Of Heterosexuality 27:12:11 […] The post The Celebrity That Left Her Placenta All Over Hollywood first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:02:19 Idiot Streamer Gifts Trump A Cybertruck 06:45:22 Adin Ross Struggling With Small To Moderate Sized Words 12:41:21 Racist Woman At A Police Station 16:17:15 Meade Gains *More* Weight 19:03:10 How To Pee Up Your Own Butt 22:11:16 A Paramotor Crash Caught On Video 30:31:08 Drunk Girl Can’t Open Bathroom […] The post Sauced Ass Nuggas first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:12:02 Timmyboo’s Birthday! 03:18:06 Senator Kennedy Sexifies Children Books 05:38:16 Space Raptor Butt Invasions Reading Rainbow Review 07:02:08 Mentally Ill Woman Thinks All Fast Food Employees Are Poisoning Her Water 17:26:11 Meade Decides On An Ideal Body To Shoot For 23:32:09 Meade Love Song To A Teddy Bear 25:51:07 City […] The post Good Night Butt Twat first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:28:17 Did JD Vance Fuck A Sofa? 03:59:20 JD Vance Fucks A Leather Couch – Erotic Story 17:15:10 Pretend Girlfriend Fights / Freakouts ASMR 23:36:18 Olympic Controversy 24:59:03 DV’s Olympic Correspondent: Galileo2333 27:33:23 Galileo Vs. Banned Disney Character 31:05:10 Sign Up For The Sideshow For My Birthday 33:04:19 Screwdriving Your […] The post Latex, Lube, And Sexy Couch Cleavage – A Sofa Love Story first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Enjoy this weekend’s bonus show! I’m back here because the Golden Ring of Triumph was spun after you freaks pushed DV over the 900 ratings mark on Apple podcasts! Thanks for continue to rate and review DV! We talk about Meade’s Appearance On The Jesse Lee Peterson Network A Restaurant Thought A […] The post Taking A Long, Difficult Bowel Movement At Closing Time first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 You Will – Distorted View Daily 00:33:22 Introduction 02:30:20 The Ronald Reagan Movie Trailer’s Creepy Slow Song 07:23:20 The Tiktardiest Couple Ever – Autistic, Nonverbal, DID, Trans – They’ve Got It All! 19:40:22 Judge Threatens To Shoot Teens Looking For Keys 25:40:11 A Group Of Drunk Friends Vs. Stuck Golf Cart […] The post Get Those Lyrics Out Of Your Mouth Hole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:16:07 The Wheel Of Triumph / Misery Aftermath 04:55:11 JD Vance Is A Soda Nerd! 06:55:18 All The Candidates Are Koo-Koo Crazy Ba-Nay-Nays 08:13:06 Hit And Run Driver Calls Mommy 15:26:12 Deep Diving A Classic Anal Scene 21:52:23 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 22:36:09 Dine And Dasher Forgot To Take […] The post Looking Into The Eyes Of Satan – Sex Edition! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:47:20 A Rare Distorted View Correction: Sowwy For Being A Weetard 06:52:05 Youtuber Faked Cancer – A Brief Boogie2988 Primer 24:54:24 Spending Some Family Time Together (Participating In A High Speed Police Chase) 27:39:04 Catching People Having Sex In The Community Pool 28:54:05 Woman Breastfeeds Her Husband All Of His […] The post It Might Be Time To Start Breastfeeding Your Husband first appeared on Distorted View Daily.