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Prepare yourselves for a battle of epic proportions between two titans! Feast upon their voices and revel in their words. This is Dueling Ogres! A no-holds-barred podcast about anything under the sun that could be discussed by two nerds (Brandon and Remington) with too much time on their hands! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll troll them for cookies. They probably won't make you any, though.




Prepare yourselves for a battle of epic proportions between two titans! Feast upon their voices and revel in their words. This is Dueling Ogres! A no-holds-barred podcast about anything under the sun that could be discussed by two nerds (Brandon and Remington) with too much time on their hands! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll troll them for cookies. They probably won't make you any, though.




Episode 226: One Way to Play D&D

Brandon revisits the classes from the One Dungeons and Dragons Playtest while Rem waxes on about season 3 of Pennyworth that he's never seen! 00:00:00 Intro 00:00:56 Dialogue 00:15:49 Anniversary of Laika being sent into space on Sputnik 2 00:19:11 Pennyworth Season 3 00:28:55 Amazon Changing its Book Refund Policy. 00:36:18 Equalizer 3 Caterers Busted with Cocaine 00:45:37 One D&D Changes 01:08:44 AI Holly+ Sings Dolly Parton's Jolene 01:14:28...


Episode 225: F**k AI Lobsters

This week Brandon and Rem return to talk about the AI takeover! This episode's artwork was created by CreativeFabrica's CF Spark AI image generator! Creative Fabrica has millions of fonts, graphics, patterns, actions and presets for your design needs. All Access plans start at just $29/month, or you can dial in to just graphics, crafts, or fonts packages. These always come with a commercial-use license. Or you can just create a free account today and buy things on an as-needed...


Patreon Exlcusive – Episode 224: Let Me See That Butt!

This episode is jam-packed with suspense, joy, sadness & confusion! Mostly in the butt region. It's our most dueling episode yet! Don't forget to comment!! 00:00:00:00 Intro 00:00:55:03 Dialogue 00:14:09:28 Chick-fil-A Volunteers 00:35:46:28 Mark Hamill's Lost Movie 00:41:33:20 Chess Robot Breaks 7 yo's Finger 00:47:32:00 Brief D&D Talk 00:51:44:16 Choco Taco 01:01:37:03 New Pokemon at World Championship?! 01:06:34:24 Shout Outs 01:15:21:09 Outtro 01:15:54:03...


Episode 223: But Not Mark Hamill

William Shatner has some strong words for Star Wars fans, but nothing but sweet whisperings for Mark Hamill! This is short and sweet as far as an Ogres episode goes, let's just be thankful for that! 00:00:00:00 Intro 00:00:55:00 Dialogue 00:19:15:20 Bill Shatner Goes Off On The New Star Trek 00:24:28:23 10 Most Underrated Anime 00:38:28:27 Marvel Phase 5 Release Dates 00:43:04:07 SDCC Trailers 01:05:18:03 China Launches Second Tiangong Space Station Module 01:13:30:13...


Episode 222: The Legend of James Webb

Finally Episode 222 is upon you! This week we talk about the Sega Genesis Mini, the Georgia Guidestones, and the James Webb Space Telescope. Rem is clamouring to put out more content faster and is feeling the itch, so if you want to show your support, consider subscribing on Patreon or dropping a donation at the link below!! 00:00:00:00 Intro 00:00:55:12 Dialogue 00:12:48:02 Sega Genesis Mini Two To Have A Simultaneous Release Date In The Us And Japan 00:19:48:19 Rotten Tomatoes...


Episode 221: Life, Death, and the Batman

A Riddle for Batman: I am the reason you run. I am the reason you scream. I am the cause of your pain, and only death will set you free from me. What am I? https://youtu.be/BIyn5Y4meZo 00:00:00:00 Intro 00:00:54:08 Dialogue 00:12:15:10 Vampire Squid Fossil Record gets Kicked Back a few Million Years 00:20:02:19 Largest Aztec Temple Decorated with Starfish 00:28:00:23 The Japanese Killing Stone Cracked! Spirit nowhere to be found! 00:33:21:17 William Hurt passes, ready arms for...


Episode 220: Winnie the Pooh New 52!

A.A. Milne's Winnie the Pooh enters public domain, so Rem takes a stab at a new voice for the titular character! Lets just say it's uhhh....it's something else. 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Dialogue 0:07:39 Fuck You, Jeff Bezos - funny moment 0:14:38 Rem's a Southern Gentlemen - funny moment 0:24:44 Ponderous Penis - funny moment 0:28:59 Dungeons & Dragons Musical - Here there be Dragons 0:30:28 Brandon Hates - Ruining Relationships 0:33:46 Hulu orders 27 new episodes of Futurama, but...


Episode 219: Pickled Babies

Bucky talks about Tolkein, Brandon talks about pickled babies, and Rem gets hungry! All this and more on your favorite podcast: Dueling Ogres! GoFundMe for cartoonist JD Williamson: https://www.gofundme.com/f/cartoonist-james-jd-williamson-has-leukemia 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:55 Dialogue 0:21:29 Discovery of first known pregnant mummy (pickled babies...for the SEO) 0:24:54 Bucky's not-so-spoiler-free Spiderman: No Way Home review 0:35:13 Halo live action debut March 24th 0:36:15 link new...


Episode 218: Octopussies

Today we talk about console creators, octopuses, artificial intelligence, and Einstein! Does Remington even do anything around here?! 0:00:00 Intro Music 0:00:55 Dialogue 0:18:51 Masayuki Uemura, Creator of the NES and SNES, Dies at 78 0:24:38 Octopuses, Squids and Lobsters Could Become 'Sentient Beings' in the UK 0:32:05 US Judge Rules Only Humans, Not AI, Can Get Patents 0:43:07 Einstein’s Rare Handwritten Notes Sell For $13 Million at Auction 0:50:30 Outtro 0:51:30 Outtakes Rest...


Episode 217: I Swear, We're Still Alive

To paraphrase the old man from Monty Python and the Holy Grail during the "Bring out your dead!" scene, we're not dead and we feel happy! We feel happy!! 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:55 Opening Discussion 0:12:13 Mario movie with Chris Pratt as Mario?! 0:21:07 Blade Runner getting animated spinoff 0:25:40 That 90s Show 0:29:35 Bucky's Venom 2 thoughts 0:36:16 Squid Game 0:43:22 Ghostbusters Afterlife screening 0:46:55 Gary Oldman in talks for major Marvel role 0:49:08 Wandavision spinoff...


Episode 216: Ogre Dew Flamin' Hotpants!

Our top story: Why on Earth would Mt Dew make a Flamin' Hot Cheeto inspired Mt Dew?! Find out this and more on Dueling Ogres! 0:17:04 Mountain Dew Flamin' Hot Flavor Unveiled. 0:18:28 Broken Promises Clothing Brand 0:25:25 Magic the Gathering Secret Layers Fortnite Set? Why!? 0:33:25 Netflix To Add Games To Their Service AT NO EXTRA COST! 0:35:41 The Joker Virus Returns In All Its App-Ridden Virulent Glory. 0:45:48 FF14 Director Apologizes For Long Wait Times 0:48:36 Microsoft Unveils...


Episode 215: A Tale of Two Terrys | Author Interview

The guys are joined once again by the honorable and forthright Viscount Terry W Ervin II, author of the First Civilization's Legacy high-fantasy series, Crax War Chronicles sci-fi series, and the Monsters, Maces, and Magic LitRPG series! 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:55 Dialogue 0:07:39 History Buff 0:14:33 Revived 0:16:50 Guild Discussion 0:20:13 Lit RPG Definition 0:31:57 JR Davis 0:34:05 Page Count 0:42:14 Every Book is Someone's First 0:47:15 MMM Comic Book 0:57:37 Difficulty of Writing...


Episode 214: Hobbit Dong

Bucky joins the fellas to defend his beloved Tolkien lore that we butchered last episode and Brandon is promised hobbit dong! There's also other WAY more interesting stories ahead! Stay tuned! 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Dialogue 0:13:25 Antonio Banderas 0:18:15 Christopher Judge Voicing Black Panther 0:24:03 Nexus Mods Collections 0:30:26 Steam Deck 0:39:40 Elgato? El Gato! 0:50:37 Bitcoin Farm Raided 0:55:33 Deadpool Joins MCU 0:56:49 Colin Farrell's Penguin 1:05:29 Bucky Teaches Us...


Episode 213: #GobbleDaLisa

A mystifying petition has been created in a drunken haze to coerce Jeff Bezos into consuming the Mona Lisa! Wait, before or after he goes to space?! #GobbleDaLisa! 0:14:13 #GobbleDaLisa 0:21:37 Amazon Anti-Trust 0:28:05 The Bigs 0:34:35 Russian Game Show Contestant in China 0:39:14 SPAAACE NEEEWWSS!!! 0:39:28 SpaceX launches carpool of 88 satellites into space! 0:45:42 Jeff Bezos going to space soon 0:47:56 Giant Arc 0:54:22 Batman and Catwoman 0:58:32 Veritasium risks life to...


Episode 212: The Queen's Wii

The guys may never be royals, but if you give them enough money, they'll buy the Queen's Wii! 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Dialogue 0:22:49 Golden Wii 0:33:43 Amazon's Lord of the Rings 0:43:05 Target stops selling Pokemon cards 0:52:31 Cowboy Bebop 1:00:43 Munsters Movie 1:03:46 Mike Myers Netflix 1:10:26 Trailer round-up 1:25:53 Star Wars Bad Batch 1:28:26 Batwing to CW 1:31:52 Sierra News 1:33:29 Ratchet and Clank 1:38:24 Feywild Book Announced 1:39:11 Dungeon Fog 1:42:09...


Episode 211: Can We Have an NFT for Air on Mars?

We're back again! Yes, I'm aware that this is over a month old. I'm a terrible person for making you wait this long, and I am most sincerely sorry. We were doing research on Mars, honest! Wish us luck for faster turnarounds! 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Intro dialogue 0:20:27 The new US environmental plan 0:28:01 Several high profile companies join Anheuser-Busch Inbev's sustainable supply chain excelerator 0:35:53 Exxon Mobile in the midst of asking for handouts also looking to research...


Episode 210: Doctored Fate

Tons of movie news in this week's episode, including Pierce Brosnan playing Doctored Fate...err, Doctor Fate! That's a sexy man behind that gold helmet! 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Dialogue 0:18:24 John Wick Franchise Writer to Pen D&D TV Series 0:18:37 MTG to Release Forgotten Realms Set 0:23:12 RPG Microscope 0:27:35 Justice League Fans Watching JL Gray Over and Over Again. 0:39:06 European Union Wants Many GPUs to Create Realistic Simulation of Earth for Study 0:52:27 Pierce Brosnan has...


Episode 209: SPERM IN SPACE!

We start this week's episode with space news, then we get down and dirty on D&D followed by a flash of favorable fables! 00:00 Intro 0:00:55 Opening Dialogue 0:16:50 Asteroid to pass Earth March 21st 0:23:08 Vermont Meteor 0:28:23 Canadian space firm to launch space junk tracking network 0:36:08 Seed bank on moon? 0:45:15 D&D movie to feature Chris Pine and Hugh grant 0:53:12 Audible links for Terry and JR Davis 0:58:28 Unearthed Arcana releases new races of the Feywild 1:05:32...


Episode 208: Hacker No Hacking!

This week we present two instances of unethical hacking, the first with potentially deadly consequences. Timestamps below! Remember to keep your hacking ethical and for the betterment of society! 00:00 Intro 27:29 Water treatment facility hacker increases lye to dangerous levels! 38:54 CD Projekt Red attacked with ransomware 43:26 Japanese man arrested for selling hacked Pokemon 46:27 Insights on a Japanese animator's pay scale 53:44 Nintendo Direct announcements 1:04:59 Steven...


Episode 207: The Long Outtake

Bucky's back to bring the brevity to this long outtake of a show! Actually, after editing, it was pretty good. Pacing is important! 0:13:49 Lucasfilm bringing back Lucasfilm Games brand 0:14:50 Bethesda announces new Indiana Jones title 0:22:33 New Knights of the Old Republic in development - which would make Old Republic canon 0:25:27 Star Wars' Ahsoka alternate reality theory 0:29:58 Bucky's future Marvel lineup insights 0:34:33 Bucky's Wonder Woman 1984 thoughts 0:40:17 Rated R...