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Prepare yourselves for a battle of epic proportions between two titans! Feast upon their voices and revel in their words. This is Dueling Ogres! A no-holds-barred podcast about anything under the sun that could be discussed by two nerds (Brandon and Remington) with too much time on their hands! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll troll them for cookies. They probably won't make you any, though.

Prepare yourselves for a battle of epic proportions between two titans! Feast upon their voices and revel in their words. This is Dueling Ogres! A no-holds-barred podcast about anything under the sun that could be discussed by two nerds (Brandon and Remington) with too much time on their hands! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll troll them for cookies. They probably won't make you any, though.




Prepare yourselves for a battle of epic proportions between two titans! Feast upon their voices and revel in their words. This is Dueling Ogres! A no-holds-barred podcast about anything under the sun that could be discussed by two nerds (Brandon and Remington) with too much time on their hands! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll troll them for cookies. They probably won't make you any, though.




Episode 218: Octopussies

Today we talk about console creators, octopuses, artificial intelligence, and Einstein! Does Remington even do anything around here?! 0:00:00 Intro Music 0:00:55 Dialogue 0:18:51 Masayuki Uemura, Creator of the NES and SNES, Dies at 78 0:24:38 Octopuses, Squids and Lobsters Could Become 'Sentient Beings' in the UK 0:32:05 US Judge Rules Only Humans, Not AI, Can Get Patents 0:43:07 Einstein’s Rare Handwritten Notes Sell For $13 Million at Auction 0:50:30 Outtro 0:51:30 Outtakes Rest...


Episode 217: I Swear, We're Still Alive

To paraphrase the old man from Monty Python and the Holy Grail during the "Bring out your dead!" scene, we're not dead and we feel happy! We feel happy!! 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:55 Opening Discussion 0:12:13 Mario movie with Chris Pratt as Mario?! 0:21:07 Blade Runner getting animated spinoff 0:25:40 That 90s Show 0:29:35 Bucky's Venom 2 thoughts 0:36:16 Squid Game 0:43:22 Ghostbusters Afterlife screening 0:46:55 Gary Oldman in talks for major Marvel role 0:49:08 Wandavision spinoff...


Episode 216: Ogre Dew Flamin' Hotpants!

Our top story: Why on Earth would Mt Dew make a Flamin' Hot Cheeto inspired Mt Dew?! Find out this and more on Dueling Ogres! 0:17:04 Mountain Dew Flamin' Hot Flavor Unveiled. 0:18:28 Broken Promises Clothing Brand 0:25:25 Magic the Gathering Secret Layers Fortnite Set? Why!? 0:33:25 Netflix To Add Games To Their Service AT NO EXTRA COST! 0:35:41 The Joker Virus Returns In All Its App-Ridden Virulent Glory. 0:45:48 FF14 Director Apologizes For Long Wait Times 0:48:36 Microsoft Unveils...


Episode 215: A Tale of Two Terrys | Author Interview

The guys are joined once again by the honorable and forthright Viscount Terry W Ervin II, author of the First Civilization's Legacy high-fantasy series, Crax War Chronicles sci-fi series, and the Monsters, Maces, and Magic LitRPG series! 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:55 Dialogue 0:07:39 History Buff 0:14:33 Revived 0:16:50 Guild Discussion 0:20:13 Lit RPG Definition 0:31:57 JR Davis 0:34:05 Page Count 0:42:14 Every Book is Someone's First 0:47:15 MMM Comic Book 0:57:37 Difficulty of Writing...


Episode 214: Hobbit Dong

Bucky joins the fellas to defend his beloved Tolkien lore that we butchered last episode and Brandon is promised hobbit dong! There's also other WAY more interesting stories ahead! Stay tuned! 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Dialogue 0:13:25 Antonio Banderas 0:18:15 Christopher Judge Voicing Black Panther 0:24:03 Nexus Mods Collections 0:30:26 Steam Deck 0:39:40 Elgato? El Gato! 0:50:37 Bitcoin Farm Raided 0:55:33 Deadpool Joins MCU 0:56:49 Colin Farrell's Penguin 1:05:29 Bucky Teaches Us...


Episode 213: #GobbleDaLisa

A mystifying petition has been created in a drunken haze to coerce Jeff Bezos into consuming the Mona Lisa! Wait, before or after he goes to space?! #GobbleDaLisa! 0:14:13 #GobbleDaLisa 0:21:37 Amazon Anti-Trust 0:28:05 The Bigs 0:34:35 Russian Game Show Contestant in China 0:39:14 SPAAACE NEEEWWSS!!! 0:39:28 SpaceX launches carpool of 88 satellites into space! 0:45:42 Jeff Bezos going to space soon 0:47:56 Giant Arc 0:54:22 Batman and Catwoman 0:58:32 Veritasium risks life to...


Episode 212: The Queen's Wii

The guys may never be royals, but if you give them enough money, they'll buy the Queen's Wii! 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Dialogue 0:22:49 Golden Wii 0:33:43 Amazon's Lord of the Rings 0:43:05 Target stops selling Pokemon cards 0:52:31 Cowboy Bebop 1:00:43 Munsters Movie 1:03:46 Mike Myers Netflix 1:10:26 Trailer round-up 1:25:53 Star Wars Bad Batch 1:28:26 Batwing to CW 1:31:52 Sierra News 1:33:29 Ratchet and Clank 1:38:24 Feywild Book Announced 1:39:11 Dungeon Fog 1:42:09...


Episode 211: Can We Have an NFT for Air on Mars?

We're back again! Yes, I'm aware that this is over a month old. I'm a terrible person for making you wait this long, and I am most sincerely sorry. We were doing research on Mars, honest! Wish us luck for faster turnarounds! 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Intro dialogue 0:20:27 The new US environmental plan 0:28:01 Several high profile companies join Anheuser-Busch Inbev's sustainable supply chain excelerator 0:35:53 Exxon Mobile in the midst of asking for handouts also looking to research...


Episode 210: Doctored Fate

Tons of movie news in this week's episode, including Pierce Brosnan playing Doctored Fate...err, Doctor Fate! That's a sexy man behind that gold helmet! 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Dialogue 0:18:24 John Wick Franchise Writer to Pen D&D TV Series 0:18:37 MTG to Release Forgotten Realms Set 0:23:12 RPG Microscope 0:27:35 Justice League Fans Watching JL Gray Over and Over Again. 0:39:06 European Union Wants Many GPUs to Create Realistic Simulation of Earth for Study 0:52:27 Pierce Brosnan has...


Episode 209: SPERM IN SPACE!

We start this week's episode with space news, then we get down and dirty on D&D followed by a flash of favorable fables! 00:00 Intro 0:00:55 Opening Dialogue 0:16:50 Asteroid to pass Earth March 21st 0:23:08 Vermont Meteor 0:28:23 Canadian space firm to launch space junk tracking network 0:36:08 Seed bank on moon? 0:45:15 D&D movie to feature Chris Pine and Hugh grant 0:53:12 Audible links for Terry and JR Davis 0:58:28 Unearthed Arcana releases new races of the Feywild 1:05:32...


Episode 208: Hacker No Hacking!

This week we present two instances of unethical hacking, the first with potentially deadly consequences. Timestamps below! Remember to keep your hacking ethical and for the betterment of society! 00:00 Intro 27:29 Water treatment facility hacker increases lye to dangerous levels! 38:54 CD Projekt Red attacked with ransomware 43:26 Japanese man arrested for selling hacked Pokemon 46:27 Insights on a Japanese animator's pay scale 53:44 Nintendo Direct announcements 1:04:59 Steven...


Episode 207: The Long Outtake

Bucky's back to bring the brevity to this long outtake of a show! Actually, after editing, it was pretty good. Pacing is important! 0:13:49 Lucasfilm bringing back Lucasfilm Games brand 0:14:50 Bethesda announces new Indiana Jones title 0:22:33 New Knights of the Old Republic in development - which would make Old Republic canon 0:25:27 Star Wars' Ahsoka alternate reality theory 0:29:58 Bucky's future Marvel lineup insights 0:34:33 Bucky's Wonder Woman 1984 thoughts 0:40:17 Rated R...


Episode 206: Dillermand Strikes Back!

Our top story is about a Danish man and his wing-dang doodle! Did we mention this is a kids show called John Dillermand? You've got questions? Well...so do we! 0:11:18 Danish kid's show John Dillermand about a man and his pee-pee! 0:21:35 D&D Candlekeep Mysteries 0:38:04 Steam's crazy 2020 increase 0:46:32 Chis Evans to reprise Cap in MCU? 0:50:02 Miles Morales Spiderman to revisit the Clone Saga 0:52:20 Rare Batman comic sells for $2.2 mil! 1:03:08 CES reveals Razer's Project...


Episode 205: It's Ogre Lickin' Good! - KFC Tech

This week is an extra-long episode, but the big highlight is Brandon dropping some KFC tech on Rem with a massive, hammering blow! 0:28:36 James Gunn confirms R rating for Suicide Squad – remember the empanadas! 0:32:33 Wonder Woman closes in on 30M 0:35:36 WB greenlights Wonder Woman 3 despite meh reviews 0:36:32 Wandavision trailer impressions 0:38:19 Upcoming Marvel stuff 0:40:25 Ming Na Wen fangirls over working with Mark Hamill 0:47:59 KFConsole 0:57:01 The mysterious...


Episode 204: Bring Back DuckTales, Woo-oo!

Rem tells us how he REALLY feels about Ducktales' cancellation and brings back some SPAAAAAAAACE NEEEEEEEEEEEWS! 0:16:31 COVID talk 0:28:47 HBO Max getting WB movies 0:30:08 Wonder Woman 84 christmas day 0:30:44 Trigun on hulu 0:34:30 Cyberpunk 2077 release 0:38:31 New technology to scan unexplored ocean depths 0:46:04 James Patrick The Kaiju Score 0:48:05 Ducktales reboot cancelled 0:49:24 The Tick cancellation 0:52:12 Out of the duck ashes rises a Darkwing Duck reboot 1:00:22...


Episode 203: A Hayes in the Hand is Worth Two Vamps in the Bush

Brandon and Rem are back with their Halloween episode featuring an interview with David C. Hayes (appearing for his second time)! The guys also raise the stakes with a history of vampires! Remember to go to your local comic shop to pre-order Dial P for Peanuts! Previous Episode with David C. Hayes Episode 112: David C. Hayes – I am the Wolfman, I am the Swamp Thing https://www.duelingogres.com/ep112-david-c-hayes-wolfman-swamp-thing/ Rottentail Prime Video:...


Episode 202: Dueling Ogres Face the Music

Much like Bill and Ted Face the Music, the ogres finally return for another glorious episode! A few corrections: Samara Weaving is NOT Hugo Weaving's daughter, but niece. Remington is an idiot. He also mispronounced "Dororo," because he, as established, is an idiot. Also, don't let them talk to you (the listener) that way! Leave comments and buy merch (link below, advertising, amiright?) so you can prove them wrong! 0:38:39 Bill and Ted Face the Music Review 0:42:59 UFC 4 Pervasive...


Episode 201: Into the Black Void and the Shaded Souq

Oh man! It's been a long time, but we're back for the moment. This interview with RPG creator Chris Sevaldsen was recorded over a month ago, but Rem had to focus on a bunch of life stuff before he could get to editing, and Brandon stayed home so we didn't die of COVID. Chris Sevaldsen is the creator of Black Void - the esoteric TTRPG. He joins us today to talk about life, gaming, and his new supplement "Dark Dealings in the Shaded Souq." Special guest host: Mumphry999 (aka Nega-Larry, aka...


Episode 200: This Corona Thorns

Right before the Great Corona Quarantine, Brandon and Rem are joined by Bucky and Chad to talk about...well, a lot of things! It's a 2.5 hour episode, for Pete's sake! Grease up those nerd-holes and slide in to hear about new video game-to-streaming service series in the works, movies and more that have been pushed back to due the corona virus, and much reminiscing! No timestamps or links this episode, we were 100% just having a good time before having to socially distance...


Episode 199: Doctor Who Are You?

Brandon, Rem & Chad are back with some collectible talk, including Doctor Who Build-a-Bear and Dino coins! Movie talk and more on this week's episode! 0:28:23 Parasite 0:32:03 One Cut of the Dead 0:38:47 Dino Coins 0:45:40 Swat Kats 0:47:49 Star Wars Character Returns 0:59:23 Build a Bear Doctor Who 1:14:17 King Kong in Theatres 1:17:36 Sonic at the Box Office 1:19:33 Borderlands Movie 1:21:24 Larry Tesler 1:30:03 Rhydnara the Viking Here's your links with a side of chili...