Elfchild's Panda Show
Comedy
Meet Justin and Daniel. They've been together for a billion years. Justin curses a lot and says things that make him seem like a jerk, but he's a pretty nice guy. Daniel is just as awesomely friendly (and dorky) as he appears. Their episodes aren't released on a particular schedule, but they always come back eventually. They don't usually have a set topic, but they try (and often fail) to stay on a certain track. Listen to their audio! Listen, I say!
Location:
United States
Description:
Meet Justin and Daniel. They've been together for a billion years. Justin curses a lot and says things that make him seem like a jerk, but he's a pretty nice guy. Daniel is just as awesomely friendly (and dorky) as he appears. Their episodes aren't released on a particular schedule, but they always come back eventually. They don't usually have a set topic, but they try (and often fail) to stay on a certain track. Listen to their audio! Listen, I say!
Language:
English
Website:
http://blog.hippiemoo.com
Email:
ipodpanda@gmail.com
Episodes
Update: Binaural Booze
12/31/2023
In this update episode, it's the last day of the year and you're hanging out in our noisy kitchen.
Duration:00:23:13
Ep. 25: Hugging Gwen and Other Tales
8/27/2022
In this episode, Justin gets lost in the past (again) and Dani plots revenge on our parking space occupiers with his army of crows.
Duration:01:46:02
Update: Dani's Not in the Scioto
4/7/2022
Justin is here to update our listeners on our continued not being dead-ness, and Dani and his Slenderman legs threaten mischief.
Duration:00:04:15
Ep. 24: Doldrums Marinara Windmill Firefly
10/26/2021
Here we are, swinging in with our shiny pants to regale you with tales of: favorite candy treats, our many years together, failing machinery, space telescopes, movies, patchwork pants and why your favorite Bond is probably wrong.
Duration:01:46:32
Mini Episode: For the record, it was off the air before we were born...
12/31/2020
Just a friendly game of “Would you rather…?” to ride out the end of this hella awful year.
Duration:00:28:55
Ep. 23: Cover Your Ears, Breetnuh!
3/31/2020
This episode is all about the streets of Ko Samui, unsafe cleaver practices, choosing your Pokemon partner wisely, and staying at home. (Don't worry, we have a quarantine playlist for that.) Put your buds in your earholes and come along!
Duration:01:35:33
Ep. 22: I'm Sorry, Mom [Pt. 2 of 2]
8/27/2019
Characteristically later than intended, here's the conclusion to the previous episode. We both talk about our coming out process. For Justin, it's a fairly organized roadtrip. For Dani, well... it's Dani, so it's more about the journey than the destination. Oh, and we learn that trans people aren't feet. Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage!
Duration:01:39:34
Ep. 22: I'm Sorry, Mom [Pt. 1 of 2]
7/31/2019
In this episode: Dani explains how 'The Voice' works, I mime strangling babies and possibly offend the autistic community, we both want to know about that seemingly random furry parade back in April, and I bring great shame to my dear mother. Listen to the show for more!
Duration:00:55:25
Ep. 21: I'm Fickle, So Whatevs (aka Have Some Toast)
12/31/2018
2018 has been an exceptionally toasty dumpster fire. Join us as we talk about what we've been up to lately. Movie dates! Death and sadness! Dan and Phil! All this and more in our last episode of the year.
Duration:01:46:40
...Fruity and Asian [Update]
6/26/2018
The year's been an absolute cluster. The intro bit is a downer, but I promise the rest of the episode is upbeat from that point. Hang in there.
Duration:00:29:33
Matzo Ball Madness [aka The Xmas Update]
1/9/2018
Fashionably late, as usual. Recorded on Christmas (2017). Hear Dani wrap things! Hear me boil water! Rejoice in the heavenly sounds of a creaking floor!
Duration:01:16:44
Update: Falling Apart and Nanny Farts
1/11/2017
Yes, we're alive. Here's a quick "Welcome to 2017" sort of thing. Thanks for listening! (*insert celebratory butt shake here*)
Duration:00:06:10
Out and About 17: Loreena at The Palace Theatre
11/7/2016
We saw Loreena McKennitt at The Palace Theatre in Columbus. Here's our little post-show recap, courtesy of our luscious voices and my phone.
Duration:00:41:39
Ep. 20: Shorts Are Stupid and So Are You
9/7/2016
In this episode, we catch you up on the events of our lives since our January episode, Justin is all hot and grumpy, Dani continues to abuse Justin at every turn, and we both get lost in furries and meatasauruses. All this and more! What do you have to lose? Listen now!
Duration:01:57:59
Ep. 19: Ten Years of This Nonsense
1/31/2016
It's a 10th anniversary special of sorts, without being all that special. We talk about our North Market wanderings, Justin's newfound booze deity, nerdy fun after dark, and our plans for 2016!
Duration:01:30:15
Out and About 16: The Martian at Easton Town Center
11/5/2015
Just a quick little Out and About recorded while waiting for our Uber driver after seeing The Martian at AMC Easton Town Center. (Spoilers are so minor, they're not even worth being called spoilers. No worries.)
Duration:00:13:22
Ep. 18: How Do You Like My Technicolor Pantsuit? (a.k.a. The Chicago Trip)
10/5/2015
Travel? Check. Lots of edit points? Check. Dodgy audio? Check. A way to kill a few hours? Double check. Listen to us in all our Chicago-y, audio-y glory.
Duration:11:11:41
Update: April Was Way Back in April, You Know?
9/14/2015
What happens when life gives you lemons? Well... you let those lemons sit around until they're all gross and stinky and then you hand them out to your friends. Here's a little update that serves as both a solution to our forgetfulness and an announcement that our next episode is prowling in circles, sneaking its way up to your ear bits.
Duration:00:07:15
Ep. 17 (Pt. 2) - Mystic Podcasters of Tir Na Nog
4/14/2015
(Part 2 of our February/March show) - In this episode: We discover that Ben Kingsley is not the Dark Lord and that certain voice over actors should be keeping a running tab, Justin eats a carambola and asks for tamales, and Dani talks for more than 30 seconds at a time. We also reminisce about stuff we watched when we were kids, Marilyn Manson, cereal, Minecraft and my tendency to devour delicious souls.
Duration:02:05:04
Ep. 17 (Pt. 1) - The Facehole Stays The Same But The Items Change
3/9/2015
In this episode: Dani fails to understand clipboard joy, Justin waves a knife about, Dani plays with Steve Irwin, and Justin rants about anyone who has ever used electronic tech.
Duration:01:25:35