Every Damn Thing

In their long-awaited return, Phil & Jake rank patriarchy, the legendary comics creator Jack Kirby, and the soft drink Fanta on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Bully sticksFourth WorldMister MiracleStar WarsDoctor DoomThe Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & ClayCaptain America punching-out HitlerBanshees of InisherinThundarr the BarbarianKamandiHoly MountainKirby KrackleNeil GaimanKirby: King of Comics by Mark EvanierO.M.A.C.Glenn Danziginterview that Danzig conducted with KirbyMezzo MixKit-Kats in JapanHere's a good examplehere's one in SpanishCrushOranginaSurge & JostaLoews Portofino Bay Hotel at Universal OrlandoJimmy Buffett's MargaritavilleOld Florida Original Gourmet Chipshard seltzerCalamariHulk HoganAerosmith ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: Marfa, TX * wild pigs * the male gaze * capitalism * Gambit * Steven Seagal * the McRib * Death * Jon Voight * QAnon * transphobia * Marvel Comics * D.C. Comics * the Marvel Method * Gil Kane * Argo * Hank Williams * Britney Spears * Prince * Dolly Parton * bicycles * coffee * Jamaica * Oreos * Bill & Ted Face the Music Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 297. British Royal Family - institution 298. Steven Seagal - person 299. McRib - food 300. Hoarders - TV show 301. death - idea 302. war - idea 303. cigarettes - drug 304. patriarchy - idea 305. QAnon - idea 306. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Phil & Jake are back to rank John Carpenter's 1986 film Big Trouble in Little China, the musical subgenre known as Bro-Country, and Baby Yoda on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Open Your HeartKurt RussellKim CattrallDennis DunVictor WongJames HongDanny TrejoHe Huy QuanAl Leonghere's his wedding announcementJason MantzoukasRodney DangerfieldEverything Everywhere All at OnceIndiana Jones and the Temple of DoomOverboardMinority ReportDreamscapeInnerspaceGuardians of the GalaxyThe Golden ChildFridayCaddyshackThe MatrixTrading PlacesFerris Bueller’s Day OffFlashdanceThe Truman ShowHoward the DuckSpider-Man: Into the Spider-Versethis episode of the Blank Check podcastthe theme songNew York Magazine articlehistory of the Country laundry-list songDr. Suess’ pants with no one inside themCruiseHonky Tonkin’JambalayaBig Green TractorDirt Road AnthemSand in My Boots“Jack & Diane”Honky Tonk BadonkadonkDilemmaIf That Ain’t CountryThat’s My Kind of NightFridayAll My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over TonightIf You’ve Got the Money, I’ve Got the TimeFriends In Low PlacesTulsa TimeBoys Round Here“New Truck”Beer With My FriendsBeerTurned Up On the Weekend“American Pie”“Do You Know the Way to San Jose”“Santa Baby” ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: angiograms * perimyocarditis * Chinatown in San Francisco * Sam Raimi’s New York City * Star Wars * Margaret Cho * Bruce Springsteen * Rappin’ Rodney * Ke$ha * The Beach Boys * Insane Clown Posse * Bon Jovi * Aerosmith * Garfield * Grogu * The Mandalorian * Muppet Babies * Baby Groot * the X-Babies * Double Stuf Oreos * Miss Piggy * Hulk Hogan * Reese’s Ultimate Peanut Butter Lover’s Cup * seedless watermelon * peanut butter ice cream * Old Man Logan * Trouble * Sorry! * radio edits Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 294. cops - people 295. British Royal Family - institution 296. Steven Seagal - person 297. McRib - food 298. Hoarders - TV show 299. death - idea 300. war - idea 301. cigarettes - drug 302. QAnon - idea 303. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Melissa B. is back to help Phil, Jake & Jason rank the tabletop role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons and sliced bread on the List of Every Damn Thing. Plus we re-rank contemporary pop superstar Harry Styles. If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Valley FeverDungeons & DragonsDungeons & DragonsThe Lord of the RingsThe HobbitAlcoholics AnonymousDungeons & Dragons players have to use other methodsDungeons & Dragons movieEros aka StarfoxEternals ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: chain mail * half-orcs * improv * the Satanic Panic * E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial * role-playing games * the Golden Girls * video games * audio books * Sorry! * titties * The Matrix * Insane Clown Posse * karaoke * Bill Paxton * Spaceballs * graffiti * Star Wars * industrialization * bagels * NASCAR * Bakersfield, CA * knives * Triscuits * Top Ramen * rye bread * plastic straws * Tommy Bahamas shirts * Britney Spears * “Weird Al” Yankovic * Bill Murray * the Golden Gate Bridge * Bruce Springsteen * Shakira Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 291. cops - people 292. British Royal Family - institution 293. Steven Seagal - person 294. McRib - food 295. Hoarders - TV show 296. death - idea 297. war - idea 298. cigarettes - drug 299. QAnon - idea 300. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Phil & Jake are joined once again by Natalie H. to rank actor and superstar singer (in Germany) David Hasselhoff, chimichangas as a lifestyle choice, and teeth on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: PopeyePopeye Village in Maltathe part from Popeye the movie where Bluto sees redthe cast of Cheers’ agesPixar’s CarsThe Brave Little ToasterBeauty and the BeastToy StoryElephant tusksTeethteratoma tumors ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: Bruce Springsteen * Barack Obama * Dolly Parton * the Country music industry * Throat Coat tea * Knight Rider * Tom Selleck * Ted Danson * Baywatch * animism * “Looking for Freedom” by David Hasselhoff * public humiliation * Gary Busey * Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. tv movie * Blade * chest hair * “Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of…)” by Lou Bega * Deadpool * Friday * graffiti * titties * strip clubs that serve food * Tommy Bahamas shirts * George Washington * sleep Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 289. cops - people 290. British Royal Family - institution 291. Steven Seagal - person 292. McRib - food 293. Hoarders - TV show 294. death - idea 295. war - idea 296. cigarettes - drug 297. QAnon - idea 298. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Phil & Jake rank the very necessary activity of sleep, the very American foodstuff called peanut butter, and the very mustachioed actor Sam Elliott on the List of Every Damn Thing. VOTE HERE to help decide which topic we're going to re-rank on an upcoming episode. Polls are almost closed! If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: "The Limbo Rock"Let’s Twist AgainI Know What You Did Last SummerI Still Know What You Did Last Summerou Must Remember Thisepisode about Flashdance & Risky BusinessPopeyeCan You Take ItThimble Theater third Nightmare on Elm StreetBeetle Baileya Michael Bay-directed ad in which a guy has jammed so much PB&J into his mouth that he can't say "Aaron Burr" to win a radio contestGeorge Washington CarverthisSam Elliott was on the Mission: Impossible TV showThe Big LebowskiPower of the DogYoung GunsTombstoneSam Elliott episode of WTF with Marc MaronMalkalternative milk now a real product ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: sleepwalking * napping * insomnia * sleeping naked * Popeye’s chicken * goats * Blade * Nutella * peanut cheese * strip clubs that serve food * It’s-It * pickles * backpacking * Spice Girls * forest bathing * moustaches * Bill Paxton * Shaquille O'Neal * shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels * Harry Styles * Britney Spears * cochlear implants * plastic straws Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 286. cops - people 287. British Royal Family - institution 288. Steven Seagal - person 289. McRib - food 290. Hoarders - TV show 291. death - idea 292. war - idea 293. cigarettes - drug 294. QAnon - idea 295. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Phil & Jake are joined by dear old pal Chon Travis (from Love Equals Death) to rank cops, strip clubs that serve food, and the activity known as forest bathing on the List of Every Damn Thing. Find Chon on Instagram (@therealchontravis) and Facebook (chon.travis), and check out his band Love Equals Death (follow that link to find out their show dates)! If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: CopsTraining DayColumboLethal WeaponDie HardBeverly Hills CopRoboCopPinkertonsRod LaversFirefighterslittle stinker like this guyClownsCommandosTheodore RooseveltThe Last StarfighterHoward the DuckCapitalismMiddle schoolGambitweird thingHoardersSteven SeagalThe British Royal FamilyJon VoigtJenny McCarthy48 Hrs.Flashdancein a recent episode of You Must Remember This ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: Insane Clown Posse * speed limits * Hank Williams, Jr. * jorts * Bell Biv Devoe * mini-trucks * Warner Brothers large-graphic cartoon t-shirts * water parks * “Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of…)” by Lou Bega * Spinderella * Bend, OR * Mendocino County * moongazing * meditation * backpacking * Spice Girls * Pee-Wee Herman * Donald Duck * goats Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 283. cops - people 284. British Royal Family - institution 285. Steven Seagal - person 286. McRib - food 287. Hoarders - TV show 288. death - idea 289. war - idea 290. cigarettes - drug 291. QAnon - idea 292. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Phil & Jake rank the funny-pages sensation Garfield, the proposed policy of student loan forgiveness, and the word “y’all” on the List of Every Damn Thing. VOTE HERE to help decide which topic we're going to re-rank on an upcoming episode. If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: strip where Jon Arbunkle drinks dog semenJim Davis denied that's what was going onTom and JerryHeathcliffMay 20th, 2022 in Warwick, Rhode IslandGarfield Minus GarfieldGarfield without his thought balloonsbreath of fresh airGarfield: His 9 Lives ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: vocabulary * spelling * Bill Murray * Garfield: The Movie * Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties * Odie * Nermal * Pookie * lasagna * capitalism * Donald Duck * Popeye * Sir Topham Hatt * Charmander * Jessica Rabbit * Cinderella * the 80s * Theodore Roosevelt * Aerosmith * “Friday” by Rebecca Black * Girl Scout Cookies * the national debt * kids in restaurants * Barack Obama * cochlear implants * “Macho Man” Randy Savage * shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts and furry cha-cha heels * standing in line * gender * Texas * Chris Gaines * “Party Up” by DMX * “moist” * jorts * dippin’ sauce * dilapidated shacks * puns * intro to “Back that Azz Up” * Country music * rye bread * the Jersey Shore * pigeons * Crocs * Britney Spears Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 280. Hank Williams, Jr - person 281. British Royal Family - institution 282. Steven Seagal - person 283. McRib - food 284. Hoarders - TV show 285. death - idea 286. war - idea 287. cigarettes - drug 288. QAnon - idea 289. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Phil & Jake are joined by returning friend (and author) Eirinie Carson to rank the British Pop group Spice Girls, the outfits that the British call shell suits, and British food on the List of Every Damn Thing. Follow Eirinie on Instagram (@eirinieeee) and Twitter (@Eirineee), and read her columns on Mother Mag. Her upcoming book The Dead Are Gods will be published by Melville House. If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Victoria BeckhamGeri HalliwellMelanie CMel BEmma BuntonMichelle StephensonRu Paul’s Drag RaceLucy PinderWannabe“2 Become 1”Say You'll Be ThereMogul did an excellent series about them“The Twist”Let's Twist AgainDon't Knock the TwistMashed Potato timeHarry StylesDolly PartonHank WilliamsThis Is UsIt doesA Scouser Tries The Wigan Kebab and Smack Barm Pea WetTurkey TwizzlersBovrilKit-Katvariant flavorsLucozadeAll Day Breakfast ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: fishing * Spice World * Destiny’s Child * TLC * Jessica Rabbit * K-Pop * girl power * British politics * Margaret Thatcher * Britney Spears * Flat-Earthers * British Imperialism * spices * Simon Cowell * volcanoes * pickles * backpacking * “I’m Scum” by Idles * tracksuits * Tommy Bahama shirts * zipper jeans worn with no underwear * no-show socks * commandos * fast fashion * plastic straws * chip shop chips * English breakfast * bangers & mash * toad in the hole * bubble & squeak * haggis * Irn-Bru * burritos * pie Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 277. Hank Williams, Jr - person 278. British Royal Family - institution 279. Steven Seagal - person 280. McRib - food 281. Hoarders - TV show 282. death - idea 283. war - idea 284. cigarettes - drug 285. QAnon - idea 286. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Phil & Jake are joined by friend-of-the-pod Micah to rank the reality TV show Hoarders, the craft beer style known as IPA, and the activity of backpacking on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: The Collyer BrothersAidaPicnic LightningBrouwerij WestEscamolesShackleton’s Endurance"The Ride" by David Allan CoePlagues and Pleasures on The Salton Sea ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: The Lost Coast * hoarding * transphobia * exploitation * A&E * public humiliation * The Last Starfighter * McRib * Steven Seagal * crushed ice * Gary Busey * hot sauce * puns * beer & wings * mini-trucks * Fritch’s mustache * cold brew shandy * sriracha * Mendocino County * nature * cats * dogs * Britney Spears * Hank Williams * camping * the Eastern Sierras * feeding cats like babies * pickles * The Lone Ranger radio show * Cher Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 274. Hank Williams, Jr - person 275. British Royal Family - institution 276. Steven Seagal - person 277. McRib - food 278. Hoarders - TV show 279. death - idea 280. war - idea 281. cigarettes - drug 282. QAnon - idea 283. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan, with audio help from Luke Janela. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Lighting (episode) strikes again as Phil & Jake rank The Twilight Zone media franchise, plastic straws, cochlear implants, mocha lattes, ants, belly button lint, hitting rock bottom and former U.S. President Barack Obama on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: the original Twilight Zone TV seriesIt's a Good LifeMirror ImageAfter HoursThe Twilight Zone 80s rebootButton, ButtonThe Twilight Zone Jordan Peele rebootthe Twilight Zone episode with Buster KeatonWilliam Shatner bugs out in a Twilight Zone episodeJohn Lithgow bugs out in a reboot of itThe Twilight Zone: The MovieYou know, for kidsSound of MetalCodadeafness as culture The AntsTales from the Ant WorldLeiningen and the Antsfull textHere are ten examples of him performing the moveside slamBetween Two Ferns with Obama ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: The Twilight Zone pinball machine * Star Wars * Black Mirror * Peter Falk * The Outer Limits * EC Comics * Rod Serling * Saturday Night Live * alternative milks * Crocs * Spaceballs * Nerf guns * generation ships * Aerosmith * fast fashion * Plackers dental flossers * capitalism * Josta * sports team jerseys * bicycles * BIC lighters * earplugs * Charli XCX * hot cocoa * coffee * cold brew shandy * animal crackers * grilled cheese sandwich * dippin’ sauce * expresso with an “x” * Popeye’s chicken * Taco Bell * picnics * The Grasshopper and the Ants * crows * wool * radio edits * death * public humiliation * Guantanamo Bay * Theodore Roosevelt * Ice Cube * Gary Busey * Jessica Rabbit Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 271. Jon Voight - person 272. Hank Williams, Jr - person 273. British Royal Family - institution 274. Steven Seagal - person 275. McRib - food 276. death - idea 277. war - idea 278. cigarettes - drug 279. QAnon - idea 280. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan, with audio help from Luke Janela. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Phil, Jake & Jason welcome Matt Hock back to the pod to rank Friday (the day of the week), the 90s movie Friday, and the song “Friday” by Rebecca Black on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you haven't already, check out Matt's band! You can get Space Cadet’s record “Lion On A Leash” on Wiretap Records, listen to them on Spotify, and follow them on Instagram (@space_cadet_band). If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Bob’s BurgersGingerdead ManGary BuseyTGI Fridaysthe movie Cocktail where Tom Cruise recites poetryDJ Pooh running and cryingBernie Mac's first appearanceChris Tucker'sPhil was wrong here, there is no "other Chris Tucker"he confirms that it came from the movie Friday“Keep Their Heads Ringin” by Dr. Dre“Friday” by Ice Cube“Hoochie Mama” by 2 Live CrewCannery RowTortilla FlatBlindspotting“Little Saint Nick” by The Beach Boys“American Pie” by Don McLean“Do You Know the Way to San Jose” by Dionne WarwickCara Cunningham2021 hyperpop remix of “Friday”Big Freedia ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: Eddie and the Cruisers * the Jersey Shore * Michelob Ultra * football * Burning Man * Friday the 13th * 48 Hrs. * handkerchiefs* ice cream trucks * Frasier * Saturday Night Live * burritos * pie * square pizza * triangle pizza * Ice Cube * Chris Tucker * Chris Rock * “Tiny” Zeus Lister * John Witherspoon * the classical unities * Ferris Bueller’s Day Off * the Crips * 90s indie movies * The Truman Show * Caddyshack * Flashdance * The Matrix * Bill Paxton * marijuana * autotune * earworms * Elvis Presley * Josta * Aerosmith Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 263. Jon Voight - person 264. Hank Williams, Jr - person 265. British Royal Family - institution 266. Steven Seagal - person 267. McRib - food 268. death - idea 269. war - idea 270. cigarettes - drug 271. QAnon - idea 272. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan, with audio help from Luke Janela. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Phil and Jake are joined once again by Efrem Schulz to rank rap group Insane Clown Posse, actor Gary Busey, and a third topic on the List of Every Damn Thing. Find Efrem on Twitter (@Efbystereo) and Instagram (@efbystereo). And keep on eye out for upcoming shows by his bands Death By Stereo, Voodoo Glow Skulls and Manic Hispanic! If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: “Miracles”The Great MilenkonecromancerillusionistgreedsinsShangri-LaHorrorcoreHell SentChuckiepulse of the rhyme1-800-SuicideAmerican JuggaloGathering of the JuggalosThe Buddy Holly StoryPoint BreakUnder SiegeThe Gingerdead ManI’m With BuseyGary Busey Pet Judgehe looks like his dadYou bet your ass he is@Efbystereo@thaddius_larue ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: mini-trucks * Juggalos * Juggalettes * magnetism * scary clowns * Esham * Juggalo Championship Wrestling * Faygo * Million Juggalo March * Ouija Macc * veganism * Bruce Springsteen * Britney Spears * Star Trek: The Next Generation * Golden Girls * Klaus Nomi * The Three Stooges * clowns * Nick Nolte * brain injury * Randy Quaid * interspecies animal friends * Bill Paxton * Bill Murray * “Macho Man” Randy Savage * Jessica Rabbit * “Dancing Queen” by ABBA * Watchmen (tv show) * Double Stuf Oreos Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 260. Jon Voight - person 261. Hank Williams, Jr - person 262. British Royal Family - institution 263. Steven Seagal - person 264. McRib - food 265. death - idea 266. war - idea 267. cigarettes - drug 268. QAnon - idea 269. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan, with audio help from Luke Janela. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Phil and Jake are rank the 1983 fictional band biopic Eddie and the Cruisers, the 1999 Latin pop hit “Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of…)” by Lou Bega, and being possessed on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: No-PrizeTom BerengerEllen BarkinJoe PantolianoJames FrancoMichael ParéRick SpringfieldGary OldmanDan AykroydBob SagetBruce SpringsteenDion and the BelmontsMy Chemical RomanceDamaso Perez PradoAerosmithIce CubeSpinderellaBell Biv DevoeChris GainesThe Doors“On the Dark Side” by John Cafferty“Quarter to Three” by Gary U.S. BondsProject Chick“Kokomo” by the Beach Boys“Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” by Cindi Lauper“Do You Know the Way to San Jose”“Down On My Knees”“Hurts So Good” by John MellencampThat Thing You Do!West Is WestStreets of FireJersey BoysThe Fabulous Baker BoysHoward the DuckCaddyshackThe MatrixThe Truman ShowDrumlineE.T. the Extra-TerrestrialThe ExorcistAll of MeGhostGhost RiderGhostbustersEvil Dead 2RepossessedR.I.P.D.The FrightenersEddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie Lives!Streets of Ragea power up of a whole roast chicken that makes the player regain his healthThe Palace of Depressionmeals_by_cugour episode featuring Dave HauseDave’s USA Today piece about Taylor Swift and master tapesscene from The Simpsons where Bart tries to buy a novelty license plateBrian WIlson had a nervous breakdown when he heard the Beatles' RevolverSleep paralysisthe night hagSilverado ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: Watchmen TV series * jeggings * L’Eggs * Arthur Rimbaud * the Jersey Shore * music biopics * Martin Davidson * Boomers * leather jackets * junkyards * Star Wars * movie tropes * “Macho Man” Randy Savage * mini-trucks * eggs * the national debt * Crocs * ghosts * seizures * zipper jeans worn with no underwear * public humiliation * speed limits * Hulk Hogan Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 257. Jon Voight - person 258. Hank Williams, Jr - person 259. British Royal Family - institution 260. Steven Seagal - person 261. McRib - food 262. death - idea 263. war - idea 264. cigarettes - drug 265. QAnon - idea 266. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan, with audio help from Luke Janela. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Phil and Jake are joined by Marissa Puget to rank Princess of Pop Britney Spears, alternative milks, and leather jackets on the List of Every Damn Thing. Find Marissa on Instagram (@hooksforhands) and Twitter (@hooksforhands). Also check out her work at Raconteur, especially with Dance Cry Dance Records. If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: Avril LavigneBeyoncéTaylor SwiftHarry StylesCherPrinceKlaus NomiBruce Springsteen“Weird Al” YankovicCharli XCXHank WilliamsRamones“...Baby One More Time”“Gimme More”“Work Bitch”“Radar”“Unusual You”“Until the World Ends” (featuring Nikki Minaj & Ke$ha)“Oops I Did It Again”“Toxic”“The Beat Goes On”this Mystery Show podcast episode about BritneyThis Is Pop“Toxic” remix from the Promising Young Woman soundtrackthe mash-up with the B-52s’ “Love Shack”Britney with a Teletubby#freebritneyFraming Britney Spearsinterviewed by Michael Moore for Fahrenheit 9/11Dan AykroydCrossroadspicklesdoes Britney & Justin Timberlake’s denim outfitskefirIndiana JonesMarlon BrandoDanny ZukoArthur FonzerelliEddie MurphyFord FairlaneBlade and The Matrix“snowy river jacket”The Man from Snowy RiverBanthasStar Wars ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: St. Patrick’s Day * Game of Death * dance * RuPaul’s Drag Race * Marvel movies * volcanoes * the Golden Gate Bridge * “Kerplunk!” by Green Day * coffee creamer * Triscuits * tuna melt * grilled cheese * dippin’ sauce * rye bread * movie theater popcorn * turkey / bacon / swiss sandwich * rockabilly * Santa Cruz, CA * wizards * motorcycle gangs * Rod Lavers shoes * Bill Murray * “Midnight Train to Georgia” by Gladys Knight & the Pips * square pizza Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 254. Jon Voight - person 255. Hank Williams, Jr - person 256. British Royal Family - institution 257. Steven Seagal - person 258. McRib - food 259. death - idea 260. war - idea 261. cigarettes - drug 262. QAnon - idea 263. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan, with audio help from Luke Janela. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Friend-of-the-pod Donovan is back to help Phil and Jake rank John Hughes' classic film Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, fireworks, and the meteorological phenomenon known as wind on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: One of our tweetsTag Team“Whoomp! (There It Is)”Geico commercial where they do a new ice cream-themed version of the songcake sprinklesJessica RabbitMelyssa FordJohn HughesHome AloneThe Breakfast ClubBill & Ted’s Excellent AdventureCaddyshackThe MatrixTrading PlacesThe Truman ShowDrumlineStar WarsWar GamesCareer OpportunitiesJennifer Connelly rides a hobby horseThe PrestigeJohn MulaneySaturday Night LivePalm Beach Storyrich old man who knows where to buy meat cheap.RampageA Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande JatteSunday in the Park with GeorgeHoward the Duck episodeFerris Bueller sitcomParker Lewis Can’t Lose“Oh Yeah” by YelloHavana syndromeSuicide Prevention LifelineThe Beagle Has LandedWarped TourRusty PistachioH2OSmith Puget“little man”dilapidated shacks ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: glitter * Chicago * feminism * Charlie Sheen * Irish twins * cutting school aka skipping class * real estate * John Candy * Alan Ruck * the Von Steuben Day Parade * Pee-Wee Herman * Ben Stein * metatextuality * Star Trek: The Next Generation * bottle rocket fights * Black Cats * BIC lighters * firefighters * earplugs * handkerchiefs * beer & wings * San Francisco’s Chinatown * nail clippers * rye bread * snare drums * Bon Jovi * sailors * forest fires * air * volcanoes * Don Quixote * tornadoes * hurricanes * fans * the sea * Mendocino County * podcasts Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 251. Jon Voight - person 252. Hank Williams, Jr - person 253. British Royal Family - institution 254. Steven Seagal - person 255. McRib - food 256. death - idea 257. war - idea 258. cigarettes - drug 259. QAnon - idea 260. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan, with audio help from Luke Janela. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Phil and Jake are joined once again by Andy Granelli (The Distillers, Seized Up) to pump up the sandwich bandwidth by ranking the grilled cheese sandwich, the tuna melt, and the turkey / bacon / swiss sandwich on the List of Every Damn Thing. Find Andy on Twitter (@AndyGranelli) and Instagram (AndyGranelli). If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). SHOW NOTES: wearing an eyepatch and calling himself “Patch”sandwichesshit on a shinglerye breadDutch crunchAtika cheese from Tomales Farmstead CreameryJosey BakerBreville air-frying toaster ovenCoast MiwokRobert’s Western Worldtotally In-N-OutWaffle HouseMelt ShopNick’s RockawayAdeline MarketThe Bottle ShopWoodhouse Fish CompanyMolinari DelicatessenMendocino CountytartineSFgate.combread & butter pickle controversy that Jade Puget started back in Episode 78an example on a recipe website that's not that badSteve1989MREinfothe Tulip FeverHetch-Hetchy waterChuck Platt getting hit by a carSeized Up ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: 48 Hrs. * anime * Cowgirl Creamery * eating burnt food * Shaquille O'Neal * crushed ice * chest hair * man-buns * gas-powered leaf blowers * Tommy Bahamas shirts * triangle pizza * square pizza * pie * Saturday Night Live * bagels * pancakes * movie theater popcorn * beer & wings * Bon Jovi * SFizio Italian Pilsner * Taco Bell * vegetarianism * pescetarianism * cursing * Run the Jewels * cats * BIC lighters * Dutch babies * burritos * shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts and furry cha-cha heels * nail clippers * Chinatown in San Francisco Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 248. Jon Voight - person 249. Hank Williams, Jr - person 250. British Royal Family - institution 251. Steven Seagal - person 252. McRib - food 253. death - idea 254. war - idea 255. cigarettes - drug 256. QAnon - idea 257. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan, with audio help from Luke Janela. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Phil & Jake rank iconic comic actor Bill Murray, BIC lighters, and cake sprinkles on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). We also have a subreddit! SHOW NOTES: Foul Playa Bay Area casinoCaddyshackMeatballsStripesGhostbustersThe Razor’s EdgeLittle Shop of HorrorsGhostbusters 2Groundhog DayQuick ChangeMad Dog and GloryRushmoreThe Royal TenenbaumsLost in TranslationWhere the Buffalo RoamScroogedTwilight Zone episode where William Shatner sees a gremlin on the side of the plane"We wrote a fucking masterpiece. We wrote It Happened One Night. We wrote a story that could make you laugh and cry. You would have wanted to share it with your grandchildren every fucking Christmas for the next hundred years. The finished film was a piece of unadulterated, unmitigated shit."GarfieldGarfield: A Tail of Two KittiesJoel CohenJoel CoenThe Bill Murray Stories: Life Lessons Learned from a Mythical ManBill PaxtonChet in Weird ScienceBruce Springsteen“Hungry Heart”“Because the Night” ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: 48 Hrs. * Saturday Night Live * Dan Aykroyd * Jim Carrey * Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania * “Macho Man” Randy Savage * minor league baseball * Shaquille O’Neal * Klaus Nomi * “Weird Al” Yankovic * triangle pizza * pie * Zippos * nail clippers * anti-diarrhea medicine * firefighters * cake * glitter * scatting * Oreos * feeding cats like babies Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 245. Jon Voight - person 246. Hank Williams, Jr - person 247. British Royal Family - institution 248. Steven Seagal - person 249. McRib - food 250. death - idea 251. war - idea 252. cigarettes - drug 253. QAnon - idea 254. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan, with audio help from Luke Janela. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Recent Texas transplant and friend-of-the-pod Ching helps Phil & Jake rank the Lone Star State, basketball legend Shaquille O’Neal, and the controversial fashion choice of sandals with socks on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). We also have a subreddit! SHOW NOTES: Chopped & screwedkiss me through the phoneGirlShipley’s Donutspledge allegiance to the Texas state flag“Deep in the Heart of Texas”“California Love” by 2Pac & DreJohnny DangBilly Joe ShaverGeto BoysAt the Drive-InSelena“Waiting for a Train” by Jimmie Rodgers“El Paso” by Marty Robbins“Luckenbach Texas” by Waylon Jennings “Amarillo By Morning” by George StraitSouth Padre IslandHill CountryTexas NoirNo Country for Old MenBonnie & ClydeBottle RocketStephon MarburyHe Got GameSteelused to pantomime having freakishly large testiclessimilar to Buster Gonad'sShaq chillin’ with The GeneralDJ DeiselBill PaxtonTrue LiesCrocsBirkenstocksTevas ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: tennis * California * South by Southwest * queso * wine * basketball * football * Mendocino County * Caddyshack * shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels * Chinatown in San Francisco * land * Popeye * LeBron James * dilapidated shacks * race car drivers * “Macho Man” Randy Savage * Blade * Bon Jovi * nail clippers * Shakira * bricks * pedicures * capitalism * pigeons * Howard the Duck * Hulk Hogan * Reese’s Ultimate Peanut Butter Lovers Cup * Band-Aids as fashion * cigarettes Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 242. Jon Voight - person 243. Hank Williams, Jr - person 244. British Royal Family - institution 245. Steven Seagal - person 246. McRib - food 247. death - idea 248. war - idea 249. cigarettes - drug 250. QAnon - idea 251. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan, with audio help from Luke Janela. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Phil, Jake & Jason rank pro wrestling icon “Macho Man” Randy Savage, New Wave vaudevillian Klaus Nomi, and Plackers Dental Flossers on the List of Every Damn Thing. If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). We also have a subreddit! SHOW NOTES: clown@rehog@JasonMarmorHulk HoganMiss ElizabethSensational SherriRic FlairDusty Rhodes“Mr. Perfect” Curt HennigThe RockersThe RockRowdy Roddy PiperNew JackVince McMahonSlim Jims“Art thou bored?” commercialepisode w/ Randy SavageHard Times promo“Speaking from the Heart” songWrestlemania: The Album Hulk Hogan diss trackhis 2003 rap albumscene from the 2002 Spider-Man movieJessica RabbitThey're comparable but every so often, Jessica Rabbit interests spikes.saxophone in rock musicTim CapelloLost Boysthe Tina Turner videoStacy MartinGerman Expressionist cinemaMetropolisNomi backing up David BowieSaturday Night LivePrinceDoctor FinkKlaus Nomi character on The Venture Bros.the guy from ProdigyThe Nomi Song“Beloved Freak” by Garbage“You Don’t Own Me”picklebread & buttershaving product made by Schicksong (and video) “Intuition”appearance on Undercover BossBlindspotting TV showAnd Just Like That ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: kayfabe * meat snacks * “Weird Al” Yankovic * “Macho Man” by The Village People * Popeye * Dan Aykroyd * cubed ice * the Marx Brothers * Keith Haring * Jean-Michel Basquiat * Joey Arias * Pee-Wee Herman * Harry Styles * Bruce Springsteen * Bill Paxton * Shakira * flossing * water picks * nail clippers * marriage * earplugs * Steve Jobs * the Steel Magnolias reboot Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 239. Jon Voight - person 240. Hank Williams, Jr - person 241. British Royal Family - institution 242. Steven Seagal - person 243. McRib - food 244. death - idea 245. war - idea 246. cigarettes - drug 247. QAnon - idea 248. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan, with audio help from Luke Janela. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan, Phil Green & Jason Marmor. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.

Phil & Jake are joined by friend-of-the-pod Jade Puget (from AFI and Blaqk Audio) to rank mini-trucks, the enigmatic historical curiousity known as "Fritch's mustache", and the Green Day album Kerplunk! on the List of Every Damn Thing. Follow Jade on Instagram (@jadepuget) and Twitter (@jadepuget). AFI will be touring in 2022; don't miss their new album Bodies. And Blaqk Audio is playing shows too. If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook). We also have a subreddit! SHOW NOTES: Mendocino CollegeTerminator 2: Judgment Day pinball“Motownphilly” videoThere's a podcast about themBell Biv DeVoePop that Coochie“Ditty” by PaperboyD Is For Delinquent Chon TravisNick 13Li'l AbnerDoggystyle album artGreen Day“2000 Light Years Away”“Dominated Love Slave”39/SmoothSweet Children EPDookieBeastie Boys’ Paul’s BoutiqueNirvana’s Nevermind.Green Apple BooksClement StreetTurn It Around: The Story of East Bay Punk ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: Bad Boy Club * Taco Bell * dong bongs * Double Stuf Oreos * Lincoln Logs * PG-13 * the Volkswagen “Bug” * Spaceballs * Warner Bros large-graphic cartoon t-shirts * identity * anti-nostalgia * poison oak * Howard the Duck * Barry Bonds * Theodore Roosevelt * Hulk Hogan * Ice Cube * album sequencing * Tré Cool * Watchmen (comic book) * bicycles * “Midnight Train to Georgia” by Gladys Knight & the Pips * Harry Styles * pickles Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here). TOP TEN: BOTTOM TEN: 236. Jon Voight - person 237. Hank Williams, Jr - person 238. British Royal Family - institution 239. Steven Seagal - person 240. McRib - food 241. death - idea 242. war - idea 243. cigarettes - drug 244. QAnon - idea 245. transphobia - idea Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was produced & edited by Jake MacLachlan, with audio help from Luke Janela. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green. Our website is everydamnthing.net and we're also on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Email us at list@everydamnthing.net.