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Each week our 2 "Legends" wax sarcastic about a wide range of topics - 10 minutes at a time. From bad drivers to binge eating and everything in between, these 2 "Legends" can make a mountain out of any molehill.

Each week our 2 "Legends" wax sarcastic about a wide range of topics - 10 minutes at a time. From bad drivers to binge eating and everything in between, these 2 "Legends" can make a mountain out of any molehill.
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United States

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Each week our 2 "Legends" wax sarcastic about a wide range of topics - 10 minutes at a time. From bad drivers to binge eating and everything in between, these 2 "Legends" can make a mountain out of any molehill.

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@the2legends

Language:

English


Episodes

#147 - Cycle Snobs

10/15/2014
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You've all seen those avid cyclists with their colorful-spandex-Euro--scruffy-bearded-I'm-better-than-you attitude. Well, Johnny is having none of it, especially when those weenies feel the need to give him unsolicited "advice."

Duration:00:10:26

#146 - Fire Fall

10/8/2014
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We love autumn in New England, but the daunting prospect of winter tempers that affection. And Johnny likes the smell of burning leaves, but his enviro-conscious, nosy suburban neighbors had to call 911 "and ruin it."

Duration:00:10:32

#145 - Whining in the Windy City

10/1/2014
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Dave and his college buddies reunite once a year, but no one knows why. Chicago was their place of choice this time and, as usual, Dave found many things which annoyed him, not the least of which were the hapless Cubs and baseball in general.

Duration:00:11:19

#144 - Challenge Flags

9/24/2014
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Johnny's whining about how his family seems to challenge him on everything. Dave rarely tests the big guy because he knows he comes off as reasonable by comparison.

Duration:00:10:04

#143 - Vanity Fare

9/17/2014
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One of our Legends is prone to vanity and, surprisingly, it's not the younger of the two. Johnny actually spent $75 on a tooth whitening kit which left his wife with some bitter aftertaste.

Duration:00:12:17

#142 -All Pain No Gain

9/10/2014
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We know Johnny is old and he talks about his aches and pains ad nauseum. But, ever since Dave turned 40, he's been hearing noises emanating from his body, and they're not from the Mexican food he ate the night before.

Duration:00:11:08

#141 - School Surplize

9/3/2014
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Johnny was good this year and bought his niece's school supplies before the last minute rush. What he didn't realize was all that stuff was a lot more expensive than when he was a kid during the Eisenhower administration.

Duration:00:10:38

#140 - The Price of Fun

8/27/2014
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What would you pay for lunch at the local zoo? Johnny thought when he left Disney the price of a simple meal would be more reasonable. Well, it's time to wake up, smell the deep fryer and open your wallet.

Duration:00:10:07

#139 - Road Worrier

8/21/2014
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Johnny's pickup truck has been in the shop for two weeks. He loves his mechanics but among his own crew, he's a distinct minority. And please don't get Dave started on the shady car dealer next door.

Duration:00:10:00

#138 - What's an Analgaphor

8/13/2014
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Have you noticed lately people are acting meaner than ever? It's gotten so bad Dave has come up with a new word, and Johnny, our resident wordsmith, is quite impressed.

Duration:00:10:06

#137 - Mac Attack

8/6/2014
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Johnny assumed his appointment at the Apple Store would be as easy to work with as the products they sell. Ah, but somehow those "geniuses" forgot about the 215 lb. scowling bald man for 45 minutes. Time to "Think Different" again.

Duration:00:10:02

#136 - Road Housed

7/30/2014
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Have you ever eaten at a restaurant in North Carolina and been charged for something in Australia? Well, Dave has, and he's still got that sinking feeling 'Down Under'. Imagine that.

Duration:00:09:58

#135 - Plea for Immunity

7/23/2014
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All Dave needed was an updated list of all his immunizations. What his local doctor's office wanted to do amounted to an involuntary full-body cavity search.

Duration:00:10:08

#134 - Food Snobbery

7/16/2014
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Would you ever eat a giant turkey leg, or are those "treats" just for the great unwashed masses? Check out the incident that began at Disney's Typhoon Lagoon and escalated quickly into a meaty debate.

Duration:00:10:38

#133 - Re-Wax The Back

7/9/2014
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There are two things weighing on Johnny's mind: back waxing and rude Russians. What do these two subjects have in common? Stay tuned comrade.

Duration:00:11:00

#132 - Arthur Blows

7/2/2014
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Are we ready for the TV news hype as tropical storm Arthur is allegedly determined to ruin the 4th of July on the East Coast? Of course not, but like the weather, there's not a damn thing we can do about it.

Duration:00:10:47

#131 - World Crap

6/26/2014
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You say you could not care less about the World Cup and soccer? We hear you. And while the rest of the global audience has been sucked in to this soap opera of an alleged sport, remember, it may be just a matter of time until "futbol" and professional wrestling agree to merge.

Duration:00:10:16

#130 - Netsux

6/24/2014
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Johnny recently signed up for Netflix and instantly he came down with a serious case of buyer's remorse. All he wanted was a nice movie night with his family. Instead, he got an unsteady stream of absolutely nothing. He truly cannot stand Netflix. But Dave thinks it's great. Of course, all Dave really needs is Breaking Bad on his iPad, some eighteen-year-old single malt scotch and just about anything works for him.

Duration:00:11:48

#129 - Garage Sale

6/18/2014
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Do you brake for yard sales? Well then we think you're probably a used saucer short of a complete place setting. Johnny recently observed a parade of circus mutants picking through his son's collection of junk. And always remember, if it says "free stuff," nobody wants it.

Duration:00:10:39

#128 - DWT (Driving While Texting)

6/16/2014
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Are you someone who texts while driving? Do you eat, read the paper or apply makeup when you're behind the wheel? If you are guilty as charged, we have a bone to pick with you. Can we please put the iPhone down and pay attention to the road for more than five-seconds?

Duration:00:10:55