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Each week our 2 "Legends" wax sarcastic about a wide range of topics - 10 minutes at a time. From bad drivers to binge eating and everything in between, these 2 "Legends" can make a mountain out of any molehill.

Each week our 2 "Legends" wax sarcastic about a wide range of topics - 10 minutes at a time. From bad drivers to binge eating and everything in between, these 2 "Legends" can make a mountain out of any molehill.
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United States

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Each week our 2 "Legends" wax sarcastic about a wide range of topics - 10 minutes at a time. From bad drivers to binge eating and everything in between, these 2 "Legends" can make a mountain out of any molehill.

Twitter:

@the2legends

Language:

English


Episodes

#187 - USA, Party of 3?

10/17/2017
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Don't like either candidate from the two major parties and feel you have to vote for the lesser of two evils? Well, it seems you're not alone. Now at least one state is trying to find a clever remedy.

Duration:00:11:29

#186 - Shh... Leaf Blowing In Progress

10/4/2017
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Johnny wants to let out a primal scream about all the "feel good" (read politically correct) ordinances his toney suburban city has been enacting lately. But then if he did, they'd probably slap him with a fine.

Duration:00:10:08

#185 - Wanna Get Away? From Dave?

9/6/2017
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Some people think Dave is rude... They'd be right. Just asked the lady who unnecessarily held up the airport security line in front of him!

Duration:00:12:34

#184 - Grumpy Old Men

2/7/2017
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Someone once said "getting old is not for wimps." As Dave begrudgingly starts to deal with the reality of his inevitable physical decline, Johnny's best guess is that the guy who uttered that line, is probably dead.

Duration:00:10:21

#183 - Super LI

1/27/2017
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Well, the New England Patriots are going to the Super Bowl once again and, unlike most of the country, Dave and Johnny couldn't be more pleased. Oh yeah, and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, he can go pound sand; just not in the Northeast.

Duration:00:11:10

#182 - LinkedOut

1/20/2017
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Johnny has been trying to get Dave on social media for years. Finally, Dave is connected, but now Johnny has taken himself off the grid...Coincidence?

Duration:00:10:30

#181 - Dialect Dilemma

7/15/2016
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Johnny walked a fine and treacherous line when his beloved, malapropism-prone wife suggested she was interested in teaching English as a second language. He broached the subject of proficiency and still managed to survive.

Duration:00:10:04

#180 - CPAP Smear

7/8/2016
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Johnny has sleep apnea, so his doctor prescribed a CPAP machine. Johnny won't use the thing because it's noisy and keeps him awake. Dave, on the other hand, thinks it's probably a good thing for Johnny to breathe when he sleeps. That Dave... he's such a giver!

Duration:00:10:10

#179 - The Roadside Address

6/24/2016
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Have you ever rented a car from a well-known company, had it break down in the middle of nowhere on a 100-degree day and when you call the 800 number, the woman in Mumbai tells you they always have problems with those cars? Dave has, and it was F-airly U-gly.

Duration:00:09:48

#178 - I'm Wedding My Pants

6/18/2016
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Johnny's wife enjoys going to weddings. Johnny, not so much. He'll go because he wants to be a good husband. After all, he may not be a romantic, but he's no fool.

Duration:00:10:04

#177 - Old and Uncool

11/5/2015
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Johnny's feeling extra old these days. And his children can't wait to remind him of it.

Duration:00:11:00

#176 - Play The Trump Card

10/21/2015
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We really hate the pathetic game of media and politics. Perhaps we need a Trump card.

Duration:00:12:04

#175 - Is 10 Enough?

9/30/2015
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Is ten people living in a small house too much? Paging Captain Obvious.

Duration:00:10:17

#174 - Movin On Down

9/25/2015
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Some people say moving to the south is a downgrade. We think those people are very smart.

Duration:00:10:27

#173 - None Of The Above

8/5/2015
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We're ambivalent about this crop of presidential candidates. We're not so blasé about past winners.

Duration:00:10:56

#172 - Everyone Loves A Good Move-ment

7/15/2015
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Dave's movin' south. And by south, we don't mean the N**meg State.

Duration:00:07:19

#171 - American UnExpressed

6/26/2015
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Johnny gets lots of credit card offers. Don't they know his wife has final disapproval?

Duration:00:10:10

#170 - Words to the Unwise

6/16/2015
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There are an amazing number of words that you should never use and stuff. Irregardless, it's very hard not to, honestly, just literally have your head maybe explode.

Duration:00:10:01

#169 - Shawshanked In Alcatraz

6/11/2015
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If Dave & John broke out of prison, what would they do? The answers made Johnny fraidy scared.

Duration:00:13:06

#168 - Com-spastic

6/2/2015
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Comcast customer service is an oxymoron. The rep who spoke to Dave is a bona fide moron.

Duration:00:10:03