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NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Comedy

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

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United States

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For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

Language:

English


Episodes
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August 14, 2025: THE MINNESOTA FILES! Coach Scott Opens Up About His Gym & Working With Aaron!

8/14/2025
This week has been another topsy-turvy time for Aaron Imholte and his pretend morning radio show. Aside from struggling with the goal and creeping towards the inevitability of a career change for the troubled personality. This week has Aaron has revealed that he is no longer going to his boxing gym - the very gym he has used to threaten and attempt to intimidate his online critics. Aaron has begun to trash his old mentor, Coach Scott, and spread lies about Scott's intentions and character in light of the embarrassing nature of his skill and teaching history at the gym are made aware to his audience. ...

Duration:05:01:07

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Show! (August 8, 2025)

8/8/2025
Join Patrick, Moody, and Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? as they discuss the drama this week for Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

Duration:05:24:24

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August 6, 2025: Ashley Cummings is BONKERZ! KarmicX! Steel Toe!

8/6/2025
Join Patrick on an adventure through time and space to catch up on all the week's adventures! Don't bring your mood, ok? Patrick already has enough to put up with and he doesn't need your issues. ...

Duration:06:26:03

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July 31, 2025: Ashley Cummings Latest! Steel Toe SPIN! Bower Gets Real! Can Baumert Save Her?

7/31/2025
Ashley Cummings is lost and looking for an identity as she rapidly approaches her elderly years. Watch as she navigates the world of online streaming, desperate to make cash while being one of the most sensitive witches in the coven. The post-anniversary show spin is in full effect from Aaron Imholte and his cronies, and it's doing more damage than the Minnesota mobbed-man can stand! Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips is back to selling off his most prized possessions to his die-hard fans. We launch a new segment dedicated to James Baumert and your vote counts! ...

Duration:05:23:34

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July 28, 2025: The STEEL TOE 11th Anniversary Party WATCH ALONG!

7/28/2025
The Steel Toe Morning Show and its noodle-armed host Aaron Imholte have had a rough year. After losing his wife, violating a restraining order against his previous wife, committing revenge porn felony against his side chick, violating court orders in that case, and trying to silence his online critics with an abuse of the court system, the lost pretend radio man cannot seem to pull off anything with consistency. After a 10th anniversary show last year which saw the audience chanting slurs and spinning narratives, his attempts at a comeback this year are more lackluster than ever. Thanks to SchizoSeanTV for providing us with a recording of one man's attempt to gaslight the world in to thinking everything is gonna be alright. ...

Duration:05:39:44

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe ANNIVERSARY Roundtable Show! (July 25, 2025)

7/25/2025
Join Patrick, Moody, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and special guest Blind Mike as they discuss this ANNIVERSARY week for Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

Duration:03:31:11

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July 23, 2025: ANNIVERSARY WEEK SUCKS! Kevin Brennan is Melting Down! Johnny Krutches is PATHETIC

7/23/2025
Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show has had quite a year! After being under court orders, violating them, negotiating a suspended jail sentence, and taking out two HRO's in an attempt to get people to stop making fun of him, what wannabe radio man wouldn't be tempted to celebrate with a big event by flying in your best friends and paying a cripple peanuts to perform? What's your prediction for the upcoming anniversary show, golf tournament and subsequent cope show that is bound to play out next week? There's so much Steel Toe to catch up on before the big celebration. PLUS Richard Leland Neal with some wound care tips, Johnny Krutches is crying very hard, and Mersh gets shit from Kevin Brennan for joing the Supertip platform! ...

Duration:04:13:28

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July 17, 2025: Bower DEFLATES With Optimism! Chad Zumock FREELOADS at Florentine’s! Go Fund WHO?

7/17/2025
Michael Ray Bower pulled his last video down while we were watching it, and now wants to gaslight us about why he made such an emotionally reactive decision! Chad Zumock is performing with Jim Florentine in Florida and gives us a tour of one of his most loyal daddies' homes after running from a snipe! Patrick got an email from a listener he's never heard of and that listener needs your support! A certain Minnesota golf tournament is on the rocks, and the spin has begun! ...

Duration:03:45:20

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July 15, 2025: Is MIKE DAVID Retarded? ASHLEY CUMMINGS is a Warm Mess! TRAINING TUESDAY!

7/15/2025
Mike David from Red Bar Radio seems like he's mad that he's been left out of the Dabbleverse drama, but he's fighting back by throwing a tantrum about superchats while insisting on covering people and things he's confused about. Stevie Lew has been trying to get people to pay attention to him for years, and his lack of success has him lashing out at Mersh for some reason. Ashley Cummings is a complete idiot, and wait until you see her slurring her speech on a live stream from this weekend that's since been erased from her channel. Pin on your name tags, because there's no way we aren't all gettin trained today. ...

Duration:03:47:10

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July 14, 2025: Chad Zumock CANNOT STOP Being Scum! Karmic REFUSES To Bend The Knee! Police PRANK!

7/14/2025
Chad Zumock is fresh off a week of larping as a standup comedian in his home state of Florida. Before departing to sell twos of tickets to unsuspecting mirth-seekers, Chad did one of his famous streams pretending he is an entertainer, and then proceeded to go on Misery Loves Company and get roasted for his death pool scam. Karmic was told recently on a Minnesota morning show stream that he needs to humble himself before its host, and he isn't complying as easily as desired. Speaking of Minnesota disasters, there's a golf tournament (or a least a golf scam) happening in two weeks and the details keep getting foggier and more unrealistic as the date approaches. ...

Duration:04:14:37

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July 8, 2025: Metropolitan Detective! Chad Gets MORE New Shoes! Johnny Krutches DUMB Of The Week!

7/8/2025
Tuesdays are for trouble, and we've got plenty! Metropolitan Detective is back for another action-packed episode! See if you can follow what's going on in the internet's most confusing series! Nonsensical cuts! Scenes that don't move the story along! And so much more! Chad Zumock is back with a new show (again) and is still struggling to find out exactly what he does. Johnny Krutches is not only Steel Toe's number one sidekick, but is quickly proving that he knows less than some of the dumbest ladies in the Dabbleverse! ...

Duration:04:17:45

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July 2, 2025: We Are Betting On THE EAGLES! Stream Interruption Imminent!

7/2/2025
This short-lived stream was rudely interrupted by the YouTube gods for reasons unknown, but enjoy the first bit of what was to be a banger episode. We check in on the beloved eagle family in Big Bear and go over the progress Sunny and Gizmo have made as they learn to leave the nest. Pride swells in this feel-good intro to a show that never will be! Patrick will be back whenever whatever is happening is done happening. ...

Duration:00:38:29

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July 1, 2025: MINNESOTA FILES: Stoney’s Bar & Grill REVEALED! Steel Toe Golf Tournament EXPOSED!

7/1/2025
Patrick is back from Minnesota, and he's excited to share his findings with the court of public opinion. Today we are going to look at Aaron Imholte's favorite biker bar, Stoney's Bar and Grill, and see just what the Steel Toe fans love about this broken-down hovel of a watering hole. We also catch up on the latest Steel Toe Morning Show clips and observe Aaron Imholte trying to be on his bestest behavior. PLUS we have a new prize structure for the golf tournament and an exclusive from Wapicada Golf Club admitting they don't know anything about a tournament and how this is just another Steel Toe Spin Job! ...

Duration:04:10:39

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June 25, 2025: Getting LOCAL In SAINT CLOUD! Sentencing Day Arrives For AARON IMHOLTE!

6/26/2025
Patrick has landed in Minnesota and made the trek up to Saint Cloud to visit all of the favorite Steel Toe haunts that he can fit in to his schedule! Don't you worry - there's content coming and it's going to be GREAT! But before Aaron slips in to his shiny suit and makes his way down to the courthouse, Patrick wants to catch up with the latest cope and spin before the big day! What is your prediction? What will be the outcome of the box office case of the century? Will there be a donut as big as Patrick's head? Watch to find out! ...

Duration:02:02:21

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COURT BREAKDOWN with Nick Rekieta! Aaron Imholte Goes To Jail AGAIN!

6/25/2025
Post-court breakdown show! Join Nick Rekieta and Patrick as they break down what happened in the courtroom. Aaron goes to jail again, the plot thickens, and this case is just heating up! Find out about what happened after court at Stoney's Bar & Grill with simpleton owner Cheetos, how Aaron had his lawyer lead him in the back of the county building like a coward, and what comes next for Aaron Imholte! ...

Duration:02:21:06

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Z-WORST: Chad Zumock STINKS And There Are HOURS Of Proof!

6/23/2025
Sad wannabe comedian Chad Zumock has been passed around Los Angeles, New York and now Tampa and can't find allies to rub together. Is it his criminal past? Is it his unlikeable attitude? Is it his inability to pronounce words? Is it his budget apartment filled with no furniture? Is it his alcoholism? Is it his non-existent sense of humor? Is it his 2nd grade IQ? Is it his persistence in the absence of purpose or ideas? Is it his childlike fascination with 70's television shows? Is it his empty bank account? Is it his constant victim mentality? Is it his pathological lying? Is it his tattered t-shirts? Is it his...you get the idea. Come laugh at what a pathetically lonely and meaningless weekend Chad Zumock has had with some of your closest friends! ...

Duration:06:54:07

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe PRE-SENTENCING Show! (June 20, 2025)

6/21/2025
Join Patrick, Tookie, Moody and special guest Mersh from Revenge of the Cis as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

Duration:04:02:39

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June 18, 2025: How PATHETIC Is Chad Zumock? STEEL TOE’S Aaron Imholte Steps On ANOTHER Rake!

6/19/2025
The Dabbleverse must mourn the passing of one of a minor contributor this week as the world has lost the one and only Ski Mask. Most of the players on this sad stage will treat this news with the deference it's due, but one "Sad Chad" Zumock took to streaming early to mock and attempt to raise money from the demise of what he perceives as an enemy/threat. When will Chad make the turn towards grace and positivity that we have been promised? Could this rebranding be no more than a new theme song and the same bitter drunk with sawdust swirling around inside his empty brain? Aaron Imholte is one week away from being sentenced for his revenge porn offense, and it seems as though he may have just complicated everything even further. The court seems to be pursuing new charges against Aaron for violating conditions imposed on him by the judge, and this could end up coming back to bite him big time! ...

Duration:05:44:12

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June 16, 2025: Felicia Gillespie TURNS! Keanu Thompson Is DUMB! Steel Toe Gets SHATTERED!

6/17/2025
With all the drama in the dabble world, it's important to remember that real YouTube beefs exist. Have you heard the story about the YouTuber clowns in Las Vegas that fight over minuscule levels of internet clout? The story of Mannywise and Finny Da Legend is insane and redacted! Felicia Gillespie is jealous of Kevin Brennan's new female flavor, Ashley Cummings, and she lashes out about it to KarmicX. After last week's giant nothingburger interview between Keanu C. Thompson and Gabe Hoffman, it's important to remember what Patrick has been saying all along - Keanu is functionally idiotic. The Steel Toe machine is grinding to a halt, and Aaron Imholte can't stop grasping at imaginary flotation devices to save his drowning life. ...

Duration:04:26:50

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BONUS SHOW! New Fruit Goofin’! Did Chad FAKE Demonetization? Pizza Casserole As BIG As Your Head!

6/12/2025
Aaron Imhole is not doing well. Watch as he threatens his audience unless they give up the money! Did Chad Zumock fake being demonetized for sympathy? Was it all a work? Is anything real? Uncivil Law is a lawtuber beefing with Nick Rekieta, but he also makes disgusting food and wheezes in his spare time. Hold your appetite and sit back and watch this sad man make a disgusting dinner! Come hang out with the Onions and get your beak wet! ...

Duration:04:24:10