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SEAN KLITZNER, world-famous actor, comedian and YouTube sensation, is back after a 6-month absence. He and Patrick talk about YouTube and the people who post comments, they cover a story about a woman attempting to marry a building, and Patrick gets trolled by a real life troll. Yep, lots of crazy people in this episode. [...]

SEAN KLITZNER, world-famous actor, comedian and YouTube sensation, is back after a 6-month absence. He and Patrick talk about YouTube and the people who post comments, they cover a story about a woman attempting to marry a building, and Patrick gets trolled by a real life troll. Yep, lots of crazy people in this episode. [...]
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SEAN KLITZNER, world-famous actor, comedian and YouTube sensation, is back after a 6-month absence. He and Patrick talk about YouTube and the people who post comments, they cover a story about a woman attempting to marry a building, and Patrick gets trolled by a real life troll. Yep, lots of crazy people in this episode. [...]

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English


Episodes

NLO 1291: LeBron Down Under

5/22/2018
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Patrick is joined in Sydney by comedians Justin Jones, Gavin Scott, and Kyle Legacy. Everyone is still interested in hooking up with Kyle’s cousin Amber, even if we just say it to drive him a little nuts. We suspect Kyle has difficulty with words on paper and make him read a passage from Peter Pan, […]

Duration:01:19:24

NLO 1290: Doggy Dick Sucking

5/10/2018
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Patrick is riding back from the Nimbin MardiGrass festival in Australia with a carload of comics. Justin Jones, Lachlan Brooks and Kyle Legacy join in this show during our nine hour trek from Nimbin back to Sydney, recapping highlights of the weed festival weekend. There’s lots of stories, including a man who pissed himself and […]

Duration:01:11:45

NLO 1289: Newcastle Nights

5/7/2018
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Patrick is joined by a group of comedians from Newcastle, Australia. The group just finished doing an open mic comedy show in a pub where the patrons were more concerned with eating two dollars tacos than watching the show that was on in front of them. Possibly rightly so. Andrew Milos from the Big Dog […]

Duration:01:11:06

NLO 1288: Taunting Titans

4/18/2018
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Patrick is packed in the studio with comedians Tyler Jolley and Jozalyn Sharp, as well as their sidekick Greg Price. Patrick thinks he might have ball cancer but doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Everyone tries to help Patrick brainstorm ideas for pranking a girls softball team because he’s on the mailing list somehow and […]

Duration:01:27:28

NLO 1287: Shifty Iffty

4/10/2018
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The hilarious Eddie Ifft joins Patrick in the studio to talk about a lot of stuff. Patrick is intrigued by some recent events involving old show guest Graham Elwood getting in a spat with Eddie. You may remember Graham from his Palm Strike Dance Party video. We talk about how to navigate comedy and social […]

Duration:01:30:15

NLO 1286: Starch Sadness 2018

4/5/2018
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Join Patrick and Alex Ansel for the fast food argument to end all arguments. We’ve broken down our favorites, as well as many items suggested by listeners, in to brackets for your judgment. We’ve got milkshakes and French fries. We’ve got sandwiches and burritos. We’ve got breakfast, lunch and fourth meal. Which item will take […]

Duration:02:04:31

NLO 1285: We Don’t Want Nothing

4/1/2018
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Alex Ansel joins Patrick again in the studio. Alex and Patrick have developed a food championship bracket-style competition called Starch Sadness. Most of this episode revolves around a revisit of the popular internet mascot Cool Cat and some videos recently uploaded by his creator, Daddy Derek. Not only is Cool Cat not so in to […]

Duration:01:09:43

NLO 1284: Squeezed

3/19/2018
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Patrick is joined in the studio once again by Alex “Kool Aid” Ansel. Alex has a new show that he has started on the Las Vegas strip at Treasure Island themed around being healthy and losing weight. We find out everything about the show, including the wardrobe and dancers. Yes, dancers. It’s Vegas, so there’s […]

Duration:01:06:37

NLO 1283: Groins and Guns

3/13/2018
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Comedians Will C and Erik Knowles join Patrick in the studio. Will C was a guest on the show back in 2010 and introduced Patrick to Josh Denny. Will and Erik are a part of a group of comics known as The Veterans of Comedy that travel around performing for veterans as well as military […]

Duration:01:16:24

NLO 1282: Meet Landry

3/9/2018
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Landry Miller joins Patrick and Roy Johnson from Tulsa, Oklahoma. Landry is a young comedian who, in addition to hosting the shows at the club for the week, prides himself on being simultaneously too good and not good enough for everyone else in the world. Landry started comedy at age twelve while branching out from […]

Duration:01:21:33

NLO 1281: Hunting Lacey

3/6/2018
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Comedian Mike Cronin joins Patrick and Roy Johnson in Tulsa, Oklahoma. We talk about everything that has happened thus far in the week, including some drunk and rowdy audience members, as well as Patrick making out with an old cougar. Mike makes a confusing joke, and Roy explains to us exactly what goes on in […]

Duration:00:59:56

NLO 1280: Uncle Roy Returns

2/25/2018
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Patrick is joined by former regular cohost Roy Johnson in Tulsa, Oklahoma to do some comedy shows. Oklahoma is like another planet where everyone is super religious and they take it pretty seriously. Roy’s friend and comedian Lacey Hunt joins as well to get drunk and talk about her affair with a married man as […]

Duration:01:06:32

NLO 1279: Bowl Wrap Up

2/24/2018
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Patrick is off to Tulsa to do some shows and Mikey is preparing to return home to Edinburgh. We recap the last few days of the Super Bowl weekend by telling you all the latest weird things the members of the Queefsquad are up to. We have an intervention for people who do drugs but […]

Duration:00:38:37

NLO 1278: You Made It Weird

2/19/2018
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Super Bowl Sunday is here and Shooby has landed in Las Vegas. Edinburgh Mikey joins to talk about Super Bowl predictions, bets and how much money companies are paying to be a part of this shit show. We turn Shooby on to Demolition Man, and contemplate a visit to the best Taco Bell in the […]

Duration:01:07:43

NLO 1277: Wesketti and Queefballs

2/15/2018
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It’s Super Bowl weekend and there’s a lot of weirdo NLO fans wandering Vegas. This show attempts to catch people up with where Patrick has been and some of the stories from overseas. We also dive in to some of the drama already settling in the Queefhaus, a shady AirBnB rented by Wes and a […]

Duration:01:15:28

NLO 1276: Djibouti to Mouth

2/7/2018
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Comedians Tommy Sinbazo and Erik Woodworth join Patrick from Djibouti, Africa. Patrick and Erik are relieved after venturing out in Nairobi, Kenya and feeling like everyone they met was out to kill, rob or rape them. From trying to sell you bogus cab rides to packages for safaris, the Kenyans do not see many white […]

Duration:01:11:40

NLO 1275: TREAM

1/16/2018
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Comedian James Hesky and Shooby meet up with Patrick in NYC for one of the first shows of 2018. Shooby is fresh off the boat from his fourth Holy Ship attendance, the annual maritime EDM orgy that he attends in the Caribbean. His friend from Florida is also sitting in with us to provide some […]

Duration:01:41:03

NLO 1274: Hot and Ready

1/8/2018
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Comedian Matt Markman joins Patrick for a late night Saturday show. Patrick has been battling being sick again, and is sick of it, especially before a trip to the Middle East and Africa. It will take everything medical science has to avoid Malaria. Little Caesars is selling hot an ready pizzas for five dollars, and […]

Duration:01:33:10

NLO 1273: Babyproofing

12/27/2017
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Fan favorite host and blast from the past Chef joins Patrick in studio for a pre-Christmas show. Chef was in town to watch the Tampa Bay Lightning lose to the Las Vegas Golden Knights. We also have been running around and playing poker in Vegas like the old days. Chef has pivoted in to a […]

Duration:01:33:42

NLO 1272: Oh, Marosa

12/22/2017
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Patrick apologizes for the unscheduled hiatus. It’s nothing that can’t be explained with a long disgusting description of gas issues. As a result of being sick for days of back to back weeks, Patrick has been watching a lot of Netflix. Chef is on his way to visit and he has very high demands of […]

Duration:01:04:33

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