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SEAN KLITZNER, world-famous actor, comedian and YouTube sensation, is back after a 6-month absence. He and Patrick talk about YouTube and the people who post comments, they cover a story about a woman attempting to marry a building, and Patrick gets trolled by a real life troll. Yep, lots of crazy people in this episode. [...]

SEAN KLITZNER, world-famous actor, comedian and YouTube sensation, is back after a 6-month absence. He and Patrick talk about YouTube and the people who post comments, they cover a story about a woman attempting to marry a building, and Patrick gets trolled by a real life troll. Yep, lots of crazy people in this episode. [...]
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SEAN KLITZNER, world-famous actor, comedian and YouTube sensation, is back after a 6-month absence. He and Patrick talk about YouTube and the people who post comments, they cover a story about a woman attempting to marry a building, and Patrick gets trolled by a real life troll. Yep, lots of crazy people in this episode. [...]

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Episodes

NLO 1304: Real Heroes

11/15/2018
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Patrick sits down with comedian Erik Woodworth to talk about their trip to the Middle East and Africa earlier this year. This show was recorded a week and a half ago, and then corrupted digitally, but now it’s restored in all it’s glory. Erik is in town to do a show in Las Vegas for […]

Duration:01:30:45

NLO 1303: Wallet Wading

11/3/2018
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Alex Kool-Aid Ansel joins Patrick today for a Halloween show. We wade back in the NLO memory shoe box and listen to an old holiday favorite. Alex is doing a roast for John Wayne Bobbit, the guy who got his penis cut off by his angry girlfriend and then reattached. Patrick notices how thick Alex’s […]

Duration:01:18:33

NLO 1302: Chunka Toe

10/23/2018
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Patrick is back and promising a huge announcement at the end of this show. Fans Paul and Laura from Glasgow, Scotland sit in on this show, and we all start drinking because it’s almost midnight. Paul and Laura recently got married at the MGM Grand by a guy who sometimes dress up as Elvis. Patrick […]

Duration:01:10:00

NLO 1301: Bow Now

10/13/2018
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Patrick is back in Las Vegas and sits down with Canadian comedian Brad Bryans. Or Bryans Bradley. Or something. We talk about how more money really does lead to more problems, including broken refrigerators, failing batteries, and and incessantly chirping smoke detector. Brad is flying back to Toronto, but not before Patrick picks his brain […]

Duration:01:22:04

NLO 1300: Fix Your Tits, Boise

10/9/2018
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Patrick is doing shows in Boise, Idaho with James Hesky. James opens up about his recent shitting activity, in a classic podcast overshare. We’ve had some weird shows so far, including a woman yelling the N-word during a show and an alpha male that did not appreciate having his woman insulted. James has been walking […]

Duration:00:57:50

NLO 1299: Albo Iguos

9/23/2018
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Patrick is in Munich, Germany after a few relaxing weeks of not podcasting to you needy people. He begs your forgiveness and asks that you not hold it against him for taking some time off. Fan Stephen is also sitting in on this show to talk about his recent travels in Italy, where Patrick has […]

Duration:01:25:11

NLO 1298: PB and Jeans

7/30/2018
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Patrick is in NYC drinking with fellow comedian and big-thinker James Hesky. We are clearly drunk and clearly drinking eleven percent alcohol IPA beer. Patrick has a lot of business ideas that probably are complete shit, but you’re going to hear about all of them. Patrick has a major problem with the new Jurassic Park […]

Duration:01:01:48

NLO 1297: Nanette-flix

7/14/2018
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Alex Kool Aid Ansel joins Patrick in the studio to talk about the depressing end of comedy. At least that’s the story of Netflix’s newest darling Nanette, and anti-standup special by Australian comedian Hannah Gadsby. Nanette is not good if you are a white male, and it has the entire mood of the show down. […]

NLO 1296: Flat Fourth

7/6/2018
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Patrick is in Tulsa hanging out with Roy Johnson for this year’s 4th of July happenings. Not much happened on the fourth because we spent the days leading up to it doing a questionable amount of consuming substances. Roy and Patrick talk a little bit about comedy in the heartland of America, as they do […]

Duration:01:09:08

NLO 1295: Bourdained

6/25/2018
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Comedian and food-writer extraordinaire Jason Harris joins Patrick in the studio. Patrick is livid at the children in his apartment complex and a smoke detector that won’t stop beeping. Jason shares his opinions on some of the latest sexual scandals, including Chris Hardwick. Jason is a big foodie, and we talk about some of the […]

Duration:01:16:42

NLO 1294: Death and Tacos

6/22/2018
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Comedian Carmen Lynch joins Patrick in the studio in a sweltering hot Las Vegas. Carmen and Patrick have been busy traveling different ends of the world doing comedy. They discuss their experience at a local taco stand, and Patrick is annoyed by people who can’t seem to get a grip on their simple jobs. Carmen […]

Duration:01:22:23

NLO 1293: Mean Smuggin’

6/12/2018
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Patrick sits down with Moody in New Zealand to talk about all kinds of stuff. Fan Will also joins, as we dive in to the history of New Zealand and find out why Kiwis seem to have such a disdain for Australia and it’s people. Patrick is frustrated that people don’t know how to walk […]

Duration:00:58:25

NLO 1292: Garage Talk in Sydney

6/1/2018
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Patrick is surrounded by comedians in Sydney, Australia for this show. Comedians Ben Darsow, Justin Jones, Gavin Scott, Sam Menzies, and the always-sweet Josh Cohen join the show to see if we can try to formulate thoughts while Kyle Legacy is screaming incoherent gibberish in the background. Kyle eventually fucks off after plugging his show […]

Duration:01:47:17

NLO 1291: LeBron Down Under

5/22/2018
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Patrick is joined in Sydney by comedians Justin Jones, Gavin Scott, and Kyle Legacy. Everyone is still interested in hooking up with Kyle’s cousin Amber, even if we just say it to drive him a little nuts. We suspect Kyle has difficulty with words on paper and make him read a passage from Peter Pan, […]

Duration:01:19:24

NLO 1290: Doggy Dick Sucking

5/10/2018
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Patrick is riding back from the Nimbin MardiGrass festival in Australia with a carload of comics. Justin Jones, Lachlan Brooks and Kyle Legacy join in this show during our nine hour trek from Nimbin back to Sydney, recapping highlights of the weed festival weekend. There’s lots of stories, including a man who pissed himself and […]

Duration:01:11:45

NLO 1289: Newcastle Nights

5/7/2018
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Patrick is joined by a group of comedians from Newcastle, Australia. The group just finished doing an open mic comedy show in a pub where the patrons were more concerned with eating two dollars tacos than watching the show that was on in front of them. Possibly rightly so. Andrew Milos from the Big Dog […]

Duration:01:11:06

NLO 1288: Taunting Titans

4/18/2018
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Patrick is packed in the studio with comedians Tyler Jolley and Jozalyn Sharp, as well as their sidekick Greg Price. Patrick thinks he might have ball cancer but doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Everyone tries to help Patrick brainstorm ideas for pranking a girls softball team because he’s on the mailing list somehow and […]

Duration:01:27:28

NLO 1287: Shifty Iffty

4/10/2018
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The hilarious Eddie Ifft joins Patrick in the studio to talk about a lot of stuff. Patrick is intrigued by some recent events involving old show guest Graham Elwood getting in a spat with Eddie. You may remember Graham from his Palm Strike Dance Party video. We talk about how to navigate comedy and social […]

Duration:01:30:15

NLO 1286: Starch Sadness 2018

4/5/2018
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Join Patrick and Alex Ansel for the fast food argument to end all arguments. We’ve broken down our favorites, as well as many items suggested by listeners, in to brackets for your judgment. We’ve got milkshakes and French fries. We’ve got sandwiches and burritos. We’ve got breakfast, lunch and fourth meal. Which item will take […]

Duration:02:04:31

NLO 1285: We Don’t Want Nothing

4/1/2018
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Alex Ansel joins Patrick again in the studio. Alex and Patrick have developed a food championship bracket-style competition called Starch Sadness. Most of this episode revolves around a revisit of the popular internet mascot Cool Cat and some videos recently uploaded by his creator, Daddy Derek. Not only is Cool Cat not so in to […]

Duration:01:09:43