NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Comedy

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to...

Episodes

March 2, 2026: The Rodney’s Spectacle Unpacked! All The Fakes! All The Takes!

This Little Piggy – A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (February 27, 2026)

February 26, 2026: The RODNEY’S Debacle! Karmic VS. Chad! Ray Talks Sex! MRB Is On One!

February 24, 2026: Geno Bisconte Is Perma-Poor! Rumble At Rodney’s! Dabble Drama!

February 19, 2026: Karmic’s New Pity Party! Chad Zumock Flounders!

February 17, 2026: He Is Risen! Catching Up With Chad, KarmicX, KB, Bower & More!

Atlantic City Check-In! Ray’s Standup! Mami Meltdown! The Ghost of Mr. P Has Meats!

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: LIVE FROM ATLANTIC CITY!

February 2, 2026: A Really BIG Offer! Mersh vs. Schmuel! Summer Sinclair LIVE! KarmicX & More!

February 2, 2026: A Really BIG Offer! Mersh vs. Schmuel! Summer Sinclair LIVE! KarmicX & More!

BONUS NOTHING! Saturday Night Squirts!

January 29, 2026: Matt Mead Can’t Stop! Mersh Explains! Steel Toe Beg Time! Chad Zumock Drunk!

January 26, 2026: BRING A SPOON! Chad! Kevin! Scarlett! Karmic! Toe!

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (January 23, 2026)

January 22, 2026: Stuttering John On Hackamania! Bower In Distress! Chad Zumock Walk Stream!

January 20, 2026: Kevin Brennan Provides LOLs! KarmicX MISERY Continues! Kitty Pineapple Is Back!

January 15, 2026: Chad Zumock Has NO IDEAS! DonkeyLips Is In NEW YEAR Mode! LOLCOW Soup!

January 13, 2026: Kiki Gets Cheeky! Kevin Brennan’s NUMBERS Haunt Him! Broken Bone Therapy!

January 12, 2026: Chad Zumock The HYPOCRITE! Ashley Cummings Stinks! Steel Toe PIVOTS On ICE!

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (January 9, 2026)