Needless to Say...

No, your speakers aren't broken -- the guys sound a little fuzzy this week. No, they don't need remedial science -- they know that's a killer whale, not a shark. No, you shouldn't care about such details -- they certainly don't. This week, after a few minutes of dabbling in political discussion, Needless to Say does what it does best, avoiding reality in favor of fluids and slurs. (Come to think of it, maybe that should be the show's new name...) --- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #darkhumor #killerwhales #podsaboutpods #eargauze www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com

This week, the guys meet in the garage, dodge a bald-faced hornet, compare nut stickiness, THEN proceed to discuss the manhood of a first lady, Elton John's shopping exposure habits, and posthumous love affairs. Also, there was a discussion of a recent list ranking the best TV shows ever... as expected, the guys didn't agree with most of them. -- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #darkhumor #eltonjohn #footlocker #athletesfoot #baldfacedhornet #bestTVshowsever www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com

The Fourth of July has come and gone, which means Craig's party laid waste to Rhode Island once more. Were there fireworks? Explosive dramas? Sunlight and heat on shellfish? Of course there were... alongside the usual drunken updates and a new drinking game that could cost someone a toe. Grab a beer and listen in. -- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #darkhumor #july3 #july4 #shellfish www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com

Yeah, the guys were a little late getting this one out. But, with the Fourth of July, vacations, and other things keeping them from posting last Friday, instead, you're all in for an early-week treat. And if you're good, you'll get another edition this coming Friday. (Assuming something doesn't delay that one, too.) --- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #darkhumor www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com

This week, the guys are down a man (again) but that didn't stop them from discussing the Hawk Tuah girl, internet meme people, new work trucks, and Craig's increasingly decrepit body. Also, for those who missed it last week, 100% more tree-related content! -- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #darkhumor #hawktuah #internetmemes #memegirls #trashywomen www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com

The guys are down a man, but even with Matt working (watching) a severe thunderstorm (Celtics game) the remaining guys go a little old school, discussing amazing dogs, lab partner/stripper combos, human resources, and our favorite two-headed brides. --- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #darkhumor #abbyandbrittany #wedding www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com

Recently, the guys got some criticism saying the show is "losing direction." They heard it's "unfocused," and "way too into discussing meaningless jobs." They even heard that they're "not nearly as interesting as [they] think." To that, the guys responded with an episode that applies laser focus to two primary subjects -- losing control of their fluids and smelling Colin Jost's manhood. If that isn't direction... what is? --- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #darkhumor #colinjost #scarlettjohansson #snl #snifftest www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com

This was a special one. In just under 80 minutes, the guys covered insect falconry, a kid's first fight, family barbecues, and teenage cultural appropriation. At least that's what Craig, Dave, and Matt told Brad, since he was too wrecked to even remember recording this thing. Who knows? It might just be the best episode they've ever done. --- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #darkhumor #handstuff www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com

Let's just cut to the chase: The episode title doesn't make sense. The AI-made episode image doesn't make sense. The continual mention of Brad's wife's (perfectly normal) hand size doesn't make sense. No, Needless to Say has NEVER been about making sense. And, after 339 episodes, it's certainly not going to start now. So, buckle up for another 90 minutes of cancel-worthy comedy. --- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #darkhumor #handstuff www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com

It's been a rough few weeks around the NTS offices, so the guys took some well-deserved time off. But they're back in force, to discuss Rolling Stone's take on music, our take on religion, and generic bagged cereal. It's like they never left! The episode name? Well, see if you can figure it out... --- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #darkhumor #handstuff www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com

This is a handy dandy episode -- hand over fist, one of their best. In just a few hours, the gents cover hand size, manual stimulation, more hand stuff, and then some stuff about hands and jobs. Oh sure, they also mention bison, Pamplona, teacher beatings, and tire swings. But yeah, it's mostly hand stuff. And somehow, that's more than enough... -- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #darkhumor #handstuff www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com

Every now and then the guys of NTS do something completely different. Something way left of center. Something truly unique. Well, this wasn't one of those weeks. But the guys DO cover some new ground. Brad's kid is flipping off teachers. Craig's pre-party condoms are now on store shelves. Matt revels in playoff basketball. And Dave doesn't know how to play "Two Truths and a Lie." Also, jokes about genitalia! ---- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #darkhumor #celtics www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com

Remember that time when NTS listeners said, "HEY! You guys should make an episode that covers little people and conjoined twin marriages?" Well, folks, your long wait is over. There are no other words needed to describe this one. --- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #darkhumor #abbyandbrittany www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com

This week, the guys recorded a day later than usual, but that was so Brad and Craig could share their adventures from a trip to Boston to see comedian Chad Daniels. Naturally, they encountered overpriced drinks, loud audience members, and one weird Thai restaurant bar. (But they'll always have those cheeseburgers.) Matt and Dave? Well, Dave realized he never wants a dog, and Matt realized he's pretty good at having the sex talk with his stepson. --- #chaddaniels #bostoncomedy #wilburtheater #roadtrip #RIcomedy #darkhumor #cringecomedy #funnypodcast www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com

It's Episode 333, which means Needless to Say is halfway to hell. And after the first 20 or so minutes of this episode, you'll see why. The guys have always been equal-opportunity offenders, but this might take the prize. Then, just to calm the waters, they decide to let artificial intelligence choose some skull topics, and let appropriating intelligence choose a few more. --- #ricomedy #darkcomedy #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #AI #AIcomedy www.ntspodcastgear.com www.needlesstosaypodcast.com

After an unplanned week off, the guys reconvened to catch up on the biggest headline of the week, Craig's onstage standup debut. Yeah, they covered a few other topics, like Matt smoking tires, Brad smoking plants, and Dave smoking his plumbing. But Craig never let them veer too far from his amazingly bright spotlight. -- #ricomedy #standupcomedy #ricomedyconnection #ripodcast #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #darkhumor www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com

This week, the guys are down a man, but they replaced him with a well-trained Yeti. That's right, John is back, helping to take Brad's place for a week. And both of his lines are phenomenal -- trust us. Along the way, they cover their usual array of nonsense about family, farts, fellow coworkers, and much more. --- #podernfamily #ripodcast #funnypodcast #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #darkhumor #treework www.ntspodcastgear.com

After two weeks in Ancient Rome, the guys fast-forwarded a few hundred years to talk about gross, juvenile things. For 20 minutes. Right at the beginning of the episode. Before they even had a chance to say hello. Dave turtle-headed this plan and saw it through, all the way to his end. Other things come up, for sure. But with an episode title like this, is it even worth mentioning those topics? Just listen and see for yourself. --- #podernfamily #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #napoleon #funnypodcast #RIpodcast www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com

The guys are back to form this week, finishing their comprehensive discussion of the EPIC "Private Gladiator" series. But, before they get to that, they discuss sick and/or dead pets, weak pant seams, HR best practices, and Craig's ongoing journey to stand-up comedy dominance. --- #privategladiator #foreignerotica #ricomedy #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #darkcomedy www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com

This week, the guys all had stuff to discuss, but all cobblestone roads led right back to ... well ... adult cinema. It turns out Matt likes a little bit of history in his visual biology. And, after 30 minutes debating the issue, the rest of the guys agreed. They also talk about work protocol, rabid raccoons, and Volvo ownership. But make no mistake, this one's all about Roman smut and films with three Xs. --- #podernfamily #privategladiator #privatefilms #romanporn #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #RIpodcast www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com