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Comedy

Political and Entertainment Humor Peppered With A Garnish Of Logic

Political and Entertainment Humor Peppered With A Garnish Of Logic

Location:

United States

Description:

Political and Entertainment Humor Peppered With A Garnish Of Logic

Language:

English


Episodes

#TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner

9/2/2016
I wrote this just a little while ago. Hope you like it. This is the non-echo reverb version with a little better voicing. Taco trucks on every corner by DJ Quantum Mechanic I want me some tacos Yo quiero Mexico Everybody knows Trumpers are weirdos The Donald is a dumbass His Scampaign won't last Once he has enough cash He'll make a mad dash Taco Trucks On Every Corner I want some Chimichangas Taco Trucks On Every Corner I want some Enchiladas Trump lies and...

Duration:00:01:44

Taco Trucks On Every Corner Song

9/2/2016
I wrote this today....hope you get a kick out of it. Taco trucks on every corner by DJ Quantum Mechanic I want me some tacos Yo quiero Mexico Everybody knows Trumpers are weirdos The Donald is a dumbass His Scampaign won't last Once he has enough cash He'll make a mad dash Taco Trucks On Every Corner I want some Chimichangas Taco Trucks On Every Corner I want some Enchiladas Trump lies and rants he's got asbestos pants He's doing a pander dance like a catfish...

Duration:00:01:10

TRANCEndant 2

8/26/2016
TRANCE, PSYTRANCE, PSYCHEDELIC, EDM, HOUSE, PROGRESSIVE HOUSE, SYNTHPOP Here's the track list. This podcast is non-profit...for enjoyment and to promote new music and musicians. 01_asteroid_-_10th_planet_(original_mix).mp3 02-soundlift-summer_breeze__live_guitar_mix-repack.mp3 03 Astropilot - Eternity And...

Duration:00:59:59

Bernie Sanders Helpful Household Hints #4 - These Actually Work!

8/24/2016
Bernie Sanders reads some Helpful Household Hints. These actually work. (Comedy Voice Impression)

Duration:00:02:58

DJ Obnoxious in "TRADIO!"

8/24/2016
This one is all me. It's based on actual calls I took for a local radio show in Salamanca in the 1990's I did by that name. As far as I know, that station and it's popular call in show in which people sold household items, some of which were very unusual and often unintentionally funny, went off the air years ago. This is unscripted, mainly drawn from memory, and I hope you enjoy it. If it gets some traction, I've a few more crazy items for sale!

Duration:00:05:38

Nightly Show Tribute - #Tonightly

8/17/2016
The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore is a spin-off of The Daily Show, which featured Wilmore as a recurring contributor billed as the “Senior Black Correspondent”. It premiered on January 19, 2015 on Comedy Central, and airs Mondays through Thursdays at 11:30 PM (EST) following The Daily Show. It serves as a replacement for The Colbert Report, which aired in the same time-slot from October 2005 until December 2014. The show has been described as a combination of The Daily Show and Politically...

Duration:00:06:31

Bernie & Boehner Banter 8-10-16 (Comedy)

8/11/2016
Bernie Sanders and John Boehner once again meet in a DC bar & talk about their exploits. Bernie's working on stopping Trump, Boehner is helping fellow GOP candidates on the road. #Comedy #Skit. #VoiceImpressions

Duration:00:04:31

Bernie's Helpful Household Hints III (These actually work!)

8/10/2016
Bernie Sanders Helpful Household Hints...laugh with Bernie as you learn some helpful hints to make life easier!

Duration:00:01:48

Bernie Sanders' Home Remedies 2 (These Actually Work!)

7/28/2016
Bernie Sanders Home Remedies...funny but these actually work.

Duration:00:05:14

TrumPLUGs Ad (parody)

7/19/2016
Do you have a bone up your ass? No? Do you WANT a bone up your ass? Well, worry not. We have the bone that'll make ya moan. TRUMPlugs. Discover the hard rubber & love the shove of a Trump Plug. There's no backdoor action more filling than a Trump diddly dildo dilling. One size fits all. Trump Plug...get stuffed today!

Duration:00:00:30

Walter Cronkite To Trump

7/7/2016
Me as Cronkite telling off Trump

Duration:00:00:18

Farts Unknown 2 - Parody of #PartsUnknown

7/6/2016
Me as my heroes Anthony Bourdain and guest Morgan Freeman in a parody of Parts Unknown. In Farts Unknown, Uncle Tony judges cheese farts with the ASSistance of Morgan Freeman. 2 minutes of fun. No harm intended to either Bourdain or cheeses.

Duration:00:02:01

Scotland Tweets Trump

6/25/2016
Trump, while in Scotland, ignored the fact that Scotland voted overwhelmingly to remain in the EU, and praised #brexit. Citizens of the great nation of Scotland responded with some of the funniest insults I've heard in a long while. Here they are.

Duration:00:01:42

Tiny Dingle - a non-tribute to Trump & his tiny "dingle."

6/1/2016
Tiny Dingle (tiny dingle) Donald love to whine (loves to whine) Make him fappy (makes him fappy) All the damn time (all the damn time) Tiny Dingle (Tiny Dingle) Make me sick all over With a feeling that I'm gonna hurl till the end of time So here's to the golden doom And here's to the poisoned sea And mostly here's a toast To dumping Trump for you & me So here's to the last sane voter I give to you today Vote For Trumpler You'll literally be blown away

Duration:00:04:30

This Week In Metaphysics 6-01-16 "Absolute Truth In 1 Paragraph"

6/1/2016
Absolute Truth In One Paragraph Deities are a construct of the mind trying to compartmentalize The Grid. Check out "What The Bleep Do We Know." Book or film. Separation is an illusion. We are all one, as much as we don't want or even like to admit it. God is not up there, out there, over there. God is within everyone. God is not a person. God is The Grid. Source. Universal Soul. Ocean of Love. Call it what you may, but it has more meaning being The Nameless. Giving it a model or a form is...

Duration:00:01:03

Perspectives: The Dumbing Down Of America

5/26/2016
I read from an article written by Ray Williams of PSYCHOLOGY TODAY Wired for Success Anti-Intellectualism and the "Dumbing Down" of America Posted Jul 07, 2014 There is a growing and disturbing trend of anti-intellectual elitism in American culture. It’s the dismissal of science, the arts, and humanities and their replacement by entertainment, self-righteousness, ignorance, and deliberate gullibility. Susan Jacoby, author of The Age of American Unreason, says in an article in the...

Duration:00:15:22

This Week In Metaphysics 5-25-16 "Happiness Is A Decision."

5/26/2016
Happiness is a decision....it's one I struggle with all the time. One way I can at least go in that direction without "substances" is gratitude...counting the things that actually work for me in life. Being creative is another way, getting immersed in what one enjoys the most. Simple things, like communing with nature or listening to music that evokes happiness or contentment. Gratitude, creativity, clearing the mind of clutter, caring less about the mundane and more about what's...

Duration:00:03:37

Celebrity Voices Say What YOU Want!

4/26/2016
Hire me for your answering service, voice mail, gags, anything audio. Celebrity impressions saying anything you want for a great low price!

Duration:00:01:13

Bernie & Boehner Banter - 420 Edition

4/20/2016
Bernie, tired from campaigning, stops in a bar where John Boehner is knocking back a few cold ones. They talk the race, Cruz, Clinton, Marijuana, and the difference between high and buzzed. 5 minutes of silliness from two politicians who likely would not talk to one another except in this setting.

Duration:00:05:15

This Week In Metaphysics 4-20-16 "Let's Talk About Soul."

4/20/2016
The soul is pure energy, but coherent. Our bodies are matter, a slower vibrational state of energy, and is an organism. Think of it as traveling around in a late model car, with all its issues, contrivances and limitations. The mind is part of both the "car" and the soul. We are three. Soul (higher mind), Mind and body. Three states of existence, each at varying levels, the soul being the highest (part of the Divine), the mind as the middle, the body as the lowest level. It is our nature to...

Duration:00:02:00