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Welcome to Sign Me Up Podcast! Tune in every Wednesday to hear how @CheekyBobbi and @CydneyPoppins2 navigate the world of dating with the help of the star signs. We'll use the undeniable powers of astrology to solve your love life problems and possibly help you find the perfect "BAE." You've never heard pure conjecture sound so good.

Welcome to Sign Me Up Podcast! Tune in every Wednesday to hear how @CheekyBobbi and @CydneyPoppins2 navigate the world of dating with the help of the star signs. We'll use the undeniable powers of astrology to solve your love life problems and possibly help you find the perfect "BAE." You've never heard pure conjecture sound so good.
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Welcome to Sign Me Up Podcast! Tune in every Wednesday to hear how @CheekyBobbi and @CydneyPoppins2 navigate the world of dating with the help of the star signs. We'll use the undeniable powers of astrology to solve your love life problems and possibly help you find the perfect "BAE." You've never heard pure conjecture sound so good.

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Episodes

Desert Chicks And Sweaty Dicks

4/20/2018
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We're live from Coachelllaaa! This episode was recorded pre-BEYchella so we will get our stanning in next week! Anywho.. we love the desert days.. our friends are with us so we asked them how to tell he/she is not that into you.. the guys break bro code for us!! We snatched up an Aries and a Taurus to chat with us too..

Duration:00:34:41

Mercury the Scammer

4/13/2018
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Hey Aries SZN!!! It's a special time of year for us right now as it's also #CoachellaSZN !! So, if you could change your name what would it be? Listennnnn.. mercury retrograde has been a whole mess! A messy bitch who livesss for drama lmao ! Cardi is preggo yall! Shoutout againnnn to #BlackPanther ! #ILoveUsForreal What's the difference between a side chick and a mistress? DM us! @signmeuppodcast

Duration:00:49:47

FASFA Finesser

4/5/2018
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Must be a fulll mooooonnn.. feels like one of those nighttttsss lmao Hey Aries SZN! the full moon and Easter around the same time is not by coincidence! Stay Woke! What's the quickest way to get your black card snatched? Mannnnn Howard U out here scamming and stealing from the kids! SMH the finesse is too real! #GucciGang lol and what are some ways to tell he/she is just not that into you?? We'll continue this story next week as well!

Duration:00:39:51

Genetics Tell A Story

3/30/2018
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It's Aries SZN yall!!! We're doing #JustFine WOO! We hope yall had a lit Holy week lol.. dont blow ya budget on ya Easter outfit lmaoo.. what fish makes the best fish sandwich ?? we're in anotherrrrr #MercuryRetrograde -__- hide ya kids, hide ya wife.. As we gaze upon these celebrity babies, always remember, genetics tell a story. lol What advice do you have for a 30 year old woman who has never had an orgasm?? bone in wings? or boneless? lmaoo

Duration:00:54:16

How Do I Say Goodbye ??

3/22/2018
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Happy happy birthday to all yall pisces ! you're SZN is over but newww tings upon us! it's official! Cydney accepted her new job offer and celebrated with her irish brethren for St. Patty's Day! Speaking of irish.. Shanna had the luck of the Irish and won a cool prize.. you ever been reading your horoscope and saw a word you didn't know.. well instead of skipping over that shit now you can understand it! we're breaking down some of the most commonly unknown planetary aspects so you can...

Duration:01:01:30

Let Me Add Up My Black

3/15/2018
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Very excited cuz I'm blackkkkk yall!! lol Cydney did her ancestry and let's just say a whole new world is open to us.. and that world is in Africa !! Where my Nigerians at??? The way the ancestry is set up.. those west African countries were leading in the slave trade.. catch that tea. Soo would u rather have a way too big dick or a way too teeny dick ?? Ladies.. what yall know about the flaccid pull-out?? LMAO How much do you share with your friends about your sex life? slideeee in our...

Duration:01:01:43

Residue Dick

3/8/2018
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Hey Pisces SZN! This Virgo full moon is trippy mane! There's some freaky shit going on in Cydney's life.. dm's was poppin! Shanna beat the system and was living luxuriously on a work trip. Who's your 90's sitcom family?? if you're a Pisces artist, this is a great time to work on your craft.. but maybe steer clear of any serious commitments. We're just giving you something to chew on! SWISH SWISH DICK DICK lmaooo Safaree is having the best week ever!!! #innervaginalresidue #theclouddidthat...

Duration:00:49:19

Mr. EBT

3/2/2018
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Tambourine motherfucker tambourine!!!!! It's March yall! wow 2018 is moving right along. How do you feel about a guy youre dating being dependent on food stamps? Did Chris Rock have it right or wrong when he said women, children and dogs are unconditionally loved.. men have to provide something first. There's a contesttttt going on ! only our true listeners will be eligible !! WHERE YALL AT?? lol Tambourine motherfucker tambourine!!!!!

Duration:00:44:02

Hoes and Hoemen

2/22/2018
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We had a very lit ending to AquariusSZN celebrating both SMU and Shanna's birthdays. Shanna went skydiving !! Wow! Cydney made Shanna a very loving touching video with features from her friends and family. And she ugly cried!! lol But now its over. lol Wassup Pisces! #HiRihanna WAKANDA FOREVER! Black Panther was life and we've seen it multiple times at this point. lol You should see it too!!

Duration:00:50:07

I Know You Got The Pack

2/16/2018
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Do you know what today (everyday this week) is???? It's our Anniversary!!!! We're two years old !! Wow what an amazing journey it's been so far.. and we have plenty of goals for the future! Thank You for your support !! We're in New Orleans !!!! Nawlins if you nasty lmao Do yall believe in #voodoo ? Are you trying to take part in a sex party with bae? Have u ever edged too much and u miss the nut ? lmaooo Sex Dolls anyone? I'm on hyptnotic, exotic.. robotic lmao Galentine's Day is the...

Duration:00:56:44

Forcing My Blackness On Everyone

2/7/2018
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This week in the closet.. we're drinking tequila and roscato!! and we BLACK YALL blacker than black and we're black y'all! Happy Black History Month! How is your workplace celebrating? are they celebrating? You're sooo sexy girl! We're talking about sexy things ladies can do to boost their self-confidence. What are some reasons you would give an "ugly" nigga a pass? And shanna and cydney have opposing views on celebrating Valentine's Day. btw shanna and she did NOT do the full moon ritual...

Duration:01:13:02

Yuck Mouth Groupon FaceAss

1/31/2018
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Lawdddd have Mercy its still freaking January! Shit!! its literally been 9 months of January. Did the month feel long to yall? We're taking a deeper look at ourselves, taking the Japanese personality tests. Let's just say Cydney's ideal man is a stallion fr! Shanna shaded tf outta draya lol Don't you want us to be five star chicks?? rate and review on iTunes!!!! What are some shallow reasons you can't date bae?? like we're talking Petty LaBelle shallow lol.. get ya keloids in order sir....

Duration:00:59:05

Live Your Truth 2018

1/24/2018
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Heyy yall!! Okay so clearly we had time this week lmao Great episode this week with our Libra friend Brown @kingbonsu_3 ! We love having that male insight and perspective. Live Your Truth people! lol it's important. Men, yall still cool with the Bigen (beijing)?? baldy or nah lmaoo New Moon on the way.. and another eclipse is coming, we'll tell you what that means for you. We wanna know if men are willing to take their wives name, keeping it progressive? What are some non-sexual ways to...

Duration:01:33:04

Concentrate On Not Busting A Nut

1/10/2018
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taking over for the 99 and 2000 , it's the 99th episode!! DISCLAIMER: bear with us!!! our guest is literally a robot lmao it sounds so weird, he's a little faster than us, but stay with us til the end!! Speaking of a guest.. we found a male sag! Hey Ken! Would you go out on New Year's Eve alone? What would you want your sex super powers to be? Let's talk about edging-- guys really be concentrating on not busting lol.. Yall's brothers and sisters need to get out the cold doing dumb shit for...

Duration:01:07:00

The Last Saturday

1/3/2018
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! New Year, Same bitchessss lmaoo We're kicking off the new year shaking our Titties for the Podcast lol.. we have some tips on how to be the best lover you can be in 2018. N*ggas still out here having illegitimate babies but will this be the year men actually step up?? episode 100 on the wayyyyy Tweet us!! #TwerkFor100 p.s everytime you hear us say "titties for the podcast" best believe someone's titties were really out lmaooo

Duration:00:44:25

Bartier Offset

12/28/2017
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Happy Holidayzzz yall!! I hope Santa brought you all you wanted and dreamed of lol.. Now it's Capricorn SZN!!! You're having a dinner and you have to invite one very annoying person.. who are you inviting ? What are you going to do if you find out your ex is transexual? and they were whileee you were dating?? do you think men are more jealous than women? (yes, probably lol) also we're 3 weeks away from 100 episodes!!! What should we do to celebrate?? Let us know!! signmeuppodcast@gmail.com

Duration:00:42:32

Treat Her Like A Lady

12/22/2017
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Heyyy late-December!! Traveling during the holidays can really be the worst! ughh.. Yall ever had to deal with a bitch at TSA that's trying to steal your joy?! Shanna was super litty at the work Holiday party!! (it happens to the best of us lol) What do you do to prepare yourself for sex? Is Jay-Z the Sagitarrius spokesperson? and a marriage proposal from a tinder bae goes terribly wrong!! lol

Duration:00:54:56

Love Is The Umbrella

12/11/2017
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Christmas is just around the corner, Shanna has been doing a little shoppingggg.. where do yall get the best deals? This week we're talking to allll my single ladies!! where yall at?! Are Sagittarius really lowkey petty? If you could take a sex toy in the bedroom, what you taking? Listen Passport Cutty.. how do u know all this tea on the men sis?! plus.. are you weak if you take back a cheater??

Duration:00:41:30

Take A Knee For That D

12/5/2017
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hello December!!! Kicking things off this week with a bit of schooling for the kids.. black tie etiquette! ankles out (for men) and thighs out is NOT APPROPRIATE!! but millennials -__-.. what do you do if your new boo starts exhibiting "wyd ass nigga" tendencies?? There's hella lyrics that you been saying wrong since the 99 and 2000. Spoiler Alert! we're breaking down 'She's Gotta Have It'.. can you find any similarities between Nola and Issa?? We love learning more about polyamory.. teach...

Duration:01:06:19

I Told Yall N*ggas

11/27/2017
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First of all, we're thankful! Thanksgiving was a good one, how long yall eating leftovers??? Second of all, Chirstmas is right around the corner.. won't you send us gifts?? What would you do if your were trapped in an elevator with an ex-lover or ex- friend? Where my Saggitari (Saggitarius) at?? Shoutout to yall this your month lol slide in our DMs!! and what do you do if you're riding in the car with your tinder date and he/she makes a detour on the way?!

Duration:00:57:01

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