Stays Krunchy In Milk


It's the show you and your friends would make if you weren't so lazy.


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It's the show you and your friends would make if you weren't so lazy.






Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 480: An Erotic Thriller

Get your damn children vaccinated, FFS, what is going on in this country? Back at it like a bad habit it’s your boys! After some honestly terrible vaccination news Ant lifts our spirits with another game. Box explains sports betting and how his roof, is still leaking. After discussing it last time, Tee makes good and comes through with a new segment “Things I learned on Tik-Tok, this week, Sushi. We of course head on over to Reddit for some AITA and break down our week in entertainment. A...


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 479: Xenophobic Nitpicking

Man, some Europeans be straight up hating on Americans traveling abroad. Apparently, we are to happy and nice to people and that cant fly. Ant comes through with another game and it is a banger. Dan is enjoying That 90s Show, a continuation of That 70s Show. Discussing it, brought up memories of being raised by TV but that lead to us discussing our grasp of the birds and bees as kids. But then that leads to us discussing the television of our youth. It’s a wild ride y’all but a really fun...


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 478: No White Dick After Labor Day

Do you listen to books or podcast at their given speed? A local lawyer was fired for being a POS and share the story only to discover Linked In is wild spicy. Anthony learns a life lesson and you should follow his lead. That discussion has us looking at Great Value as a brain and Walmart as an evil entity. We take a turn to the serious as Dan takes a hard look at growing older and what that means. Tee got some new shelves (see how he’s the boring one). We then head over to Reddit for a...


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 477: Prison Onlyfans

First and foremost, Rest in Paradise Lola Chantrelle Mitchell BKA Gangsta Boo! You will be missed. We are joined this week by the by the brilliant Delvin Cox of the Delvin Cox Experience network of podcasts to talk about post-divorce dating, and honestly, that’s pretty much the show. We talk how one dates in the present. Dating people who have had poor relationship or dating experiences. The various apps for dating, old and new. Tips and tricks for everyone. We also discuss what drinks to...


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 476: Black Juggalos

Josh don’t fuck with Drake, but it’s from a less hateful angle than we think. 90s TV was pretty great. Now watch as weave from 90s body discrimination, to Black Goths, to the titular Black Juggalos to Faygo vs. Cotton Club. Covid Winter 3 is going to be the worst one yet with the arrival of RSV and a renewed Influenza. Andrew Tate, misogynist and all-around asshole was arrested in Romania for SA and human trafficking. We believed it to be a pizza box that caught him when we recorded this, it...


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 475: Cunnilingus Counter

In the last episode you will hear in 2022 we discuss the year that just passed and what we hope is coming in the year to come. Thanks to all of the year’s guests and listeners. People in the suburbs contribute more to climate change than their urban counterparts and when you think about it, it makes perfect sense. Was TikTok Spying on reporters? Well, no, it looks like some employees were but not the company as a whole. Ant catches us up on his life including using up his vacation days and...


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 474: An Investment in Yo D!ck

This episode truly is a Christmas gift. Ant comes through with a This Christmas Parody track. Box bumped into the strangest auction and we had to discuss it. 83 Twitter accounts are responsible for most of the bullshit spout about Megan Markle. Box was once again called forth for Jury Duty and shares his tale. Gabe also got a jury summons; how does he deal with it from across the country? We of course head to Reddit for some AITA and wrap it up with our entertainment choices for the week....


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 473: Don’t Sell Those Magic Cards

Our old school pizza shop is being replaced. The state of Ohio, and one of your hosts (I’ll let you guess which one) believes Trans student athletes shouldn’t be allowed to compete, 3/4ths of this operation and 2/3rds of those present on this episode, disagree and know that’s some bullshit. Ant wonder about time travel, which leads to us discussing Michael Jackson which leads to us chatting about black athletes being held to a different standard than white, which then has us considering if...


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 472: Bee Minstrels

When you’re down two shooters you go to the bench and this week, we hit up SKiM sixth man Chaufie to join Ant and Tee for a super fun episode of the show. We chat hilarious Television edits of R Rated Films. Speaking of films, which one has the highest concentration of F Bombs? We check into the matter and provide the answers. In a story out of The Simpsons, a company has been accused of using Monkey Labor to make coconut milk and Tee finds the very idea hilarious. Dave Chappelle’s SNL...


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 471: Turkey Glory Hole

It’s Thanksgiving Week and that means you get a special Turkey Day episode of the podkast. We discuss popular dishes by state. Gabe’s kids don’t like Turkey. We rediscover (as we do every year) the hilarious John Madden Turducken discussion. After Tee’s computer crashes the fellas discuss what they enjoy and are doing for the holiday. Not a sponsor, but Popeyes Cajun Turkey is actually delicious and you may need to go down there and get you one them. We then, as always, head to Reddit for...


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 470: Dix-Sept Novembre 2022

Full disclosure, this episode came after a week of multiple recordings for all involved. We say this to say, we were kind of podcast gassed by this point. We attempt format at the start before just spinning off into a more freestyle show that all goes back to Ant’s story about his kid falling out of the bed. This discussion meanders from Weighted Blankets to the French jazz funk band Cortex, basically, strap in because it’s one helluva ride. We of course head on over to Reddit for some AITA...


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 469: Nice!

We discuss the Kyrie Irving situation and ask if one should be suspended for not saying something. A family may have found drugs in their Halloween candy, but it may be that the tests they use are bad. We dumb lucked into a Fetty Wap news piece that you have to hear to believe. Ant interviews his oldest son after a family viewing of the 80s classic Gremlins. We also chat about Ant and the family’s Halloween experience which dovetails nicely into Box’s decision to, going forward, make sure to...


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 468: Baja Blasted

This one, well this one is going to be a whole lot of fun for regular listeners. There’s a new Oreo on the scene which means Team SKiM has to find out what’s going on there. But we simply could not do that alone so we have multiple guest reviewers and Mrs The Real ODP. But wait, there’s more. After we wrap the cookie review, we are joined by What’s The Tea and Kréme Patisserie: A Great British Bake-Off Podcast’s own NicJu. We discuss how some of Ohio’s Jewish community is fighting back...


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 467: Atlanta Clam Chowder

It’s the return of Lunchbox2099 and it was so nice to have him back on board, chest cold and all. Covid is taking out more of the neighbors than POCs. The return of the Halloween Happy Meal Bucket is both dope and slightly upsetting. Even the mayor thinks Bally Sports is wack. The Cavaliers are going to be good this season but Golden State will win another chip. What does the future have in-store for us during these trying economic times? Dan catches his up on his last month including his...


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 466: Sad Orgy

Rare for the remote age of the show it’s a two-man booth this week with Ant and Tee holding you down. The fishing tournament cheaters are facing criminal charges. A man is freed from prison because of Mythbusters. Black comedians amongst other people of color are being illegally searched at the Atlanta airport. Cleveland is a pretty dope city (even though Tee got the Knute Rokcne part wrong, turns out it was the guy the Heisman trophy is named after.) Ant enjoyed some seasonal fun with the...


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 465: Getting In Touch With Your Inner White Woman

The late-night social media deep dives are probably terrible for you but it’s good to know that you have friends up with you. The Walleye Tournament cheating scandal took the internet by storm but it was hyper local to team SKiM so we had to discuss it. President Biden issued pardons for anyone charged federally for simple possession of marijuana and began the process of changing how weed is currently scheduled nationally. It’s a big deal no matter what anyone tells you. Hershel Walker is...


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 464: Fast Casual Sex Toys

Rest in Paradise Artis Leon Ivey Jr, better known as Coolio, you will be missed. This week we are joined by SKiM Co-Founder the Jack of Wades to tell us of adventures in Funemployment, Comics and toys, and raising a teenage daughter with self-esteem. Ant shares tale of his travels to the Detroit metropolitan area and how twice now, Detroit’s food has proven mediocre. Gabe also had an adventurous week highlighted by a single wrong turn. Tee was showered with amazing gifts by his friends and...


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 463: Ohio Rude

You ever come across a sad adult film? Well, The Real ODP certainly has and this takes us down a path that, well, it’s certainly a path. Mike DeWine and his fellow Republicans are a bunch of bitches. What’s the best easily available ice cream? With Gabriel back in the saddle for the first time in a while we hand the reigns over to him for a good chunk of the show. He tells us of some of his adventures in the Pacific Northwest including a visit to DUDESTOCK 2022 and karaoke with strangers. He...


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 462: Layin’ Pipe and Spranklin’ Mint

For my local, do y’all remember Geauga Lake? What about The Rotor? If you are two for two thus far you have to know Fred “The Rotor Man”. We discuss the magic that was Geauga Lake and this particular local legend. We prepare for fall and its wild temperature swings. We discuss the then possible release of Adnan Syed the focus of the first season of the podcast Serial which we assert was the first True Crime podcast and what started that entire type of podcasting. Meanwhile, Ohio counties,...


Stays Krunchy in Milk Episode 461: Smoke Bomb Kitchen

This week is a very special, very dope episode of the show. Tee traveled down south to visit with family. Tee being Tee, took the good podcasting equipment with him and recorded this very episode with his family where they all shared tales of growing up. It truly is a brilliant episode; one I think you all will enjoy. But, don’t get it twisted, family or no, we still head on down to Reddit for some AITA. The initial story has been fully deleted from Reddit along with the user who posted it...