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The boys discuss rumors about the Scrub Daddy founder, a bizarre celebration of life at an Iowa college, and Trevor dealing with a random trespasser. 00:12 Squatty Potty creator arrested 02:24 Imagining a grown man using a Squatty Potty 03:32 Rich CEOs 06:31 Prediction of next CEO scandal (Scrub Daddy) 07:55 - AD 18:47 Neighbor letting dog poop on lawn story 19:21 - AD 27:11 Dog owner etiquette 28:05 Revenge ideas 29:57 - AD 34:15 Cigarette smoke 39:56 Michael Vick 40:09 - AD 42:14 Atlanta Hawks “Magic City Night” 44:02 Famous Magic City lemon pepper wings 46:30 University of Iowa hazing video discussion 52:54 “Die for this frat” 57:28 - AD 59:46 Celebration of Life 01:14:25 - SOCK TALK 01:22:30 - SECRET SOCK

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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The boys spiral through chaos this week as Trevor gets yelled at in Central Park for "animal abuse," they roast gluten-free bagels, and break down the most unhinged dating video ever sent featuring a shirtless guy reading a book while his dog wears pants. They also dive into insane youth sports celebrations, aging out of hookup culture, and a moped disaster in Secret Sock. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: BetterHelp, Quince, BlueChew, IndaCloud, and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks This month, don’t wait to reach out whether it’s to a friend or a therapist Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks Give and get timeless holiday staples that last Free shipping + 365-day returns at quince.com/stiffsocks BlueChew – bluechew.com Nothing makes you more of a legend than a little BlueChew Discover your options at bluechew.com Promo code: SOCKS IndaCloud – indacloud.co If you’re 21 or older, use code SOCKS at indacloud.co for 40% off + free shipping No panic buys — biggest sale of the year, live all month long That’s indacloud.co, code SOCKS Cash App – Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. #ad #sponsored

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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks This week the boys sit down with NYC divorce lawyer James Sexton from gold diggers to dog custody trials He breaks down why 56% of marriages fail and why sometimes the secret to staying in love is as simple as granola and bj's. They talk Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, emotional nudes, peer pressure from dead people, and what it really takes to make a relationship work. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: PrizePicks, BlueChew, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast PrizePicks – https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS Chubbies – chubbiesshorts.com/stiff Get 20% off at checkout with code STIFF at chubbiesshorts.com/stiff BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks

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