Stiff Socks

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Brandon Rogers joins the boys for absolute chaos. They revisit the trauma of Two Girls One Cup, debate the real plot of the Magic School Bus, relive a claymation video shown in class, and unpack the origin of his “A CHILD” meme. Shrooms, school disasters, bad art, and internet history all in one episode. follow Brandon Instagram: @brandonbored YouTube: Brandon Rogers TikTok: @brandonbored Thanks to: BlueChew, BetterHelp, IndaCloud, Uncommon Goods, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month IndaCloud – indacloud.co use code SOCKS Uncommon Goods – uncommongoods.com/socks Get 15% off your next gift GLD – gld.com Get 50% off your order at gld.com with code SOCKS

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 00:13 - A baby should be able to choose their own name 2:00 - Greta can’t stop biting people 14:00 - Michael is going to have to put GG down 16:00 - Cats cheating on Cats 18:00 - Timothy Chalamet 20:00 - How Trevor and Michael would market their Ping Pong movie 30:00 - Send in a DUNE BUCKET PLEASE 36:00 - Eddie Murphy loves Ridiculousness 47:00 - Goodbye to the Penny 01:00:00 - Learning how to drive 01:08: 14 - AD 01:10:00 - Dicks Bought Chicks 01:13:22 - Sock Talk 01:17:41 - Secret Sock Thanks to: Uncommon Goods, PrizePicks, Lucy, Lumi Gummies, and Quince for sponsoring the podcast Uncommon Goods – Get 15% off your next gift at uncommongoods.com/socks PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play Lucy – lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order. Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks Give and get timeless holiday staples with free shipping and 365-day returns #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The boys spiral through chaos this week as Trevor gets yelled at in Central Park for "animal abuse," they roast gluten-free bagels, and break down the most unhinged dating video ever sent featuring a shirtless guy reading a book while his dog wears pants. They also dive into insane youth sports celebrations, aging out of hookup culture, and a moped disaster in Secret Sock. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: BetterHelp, Quince, BlueChew, IndaCloud, and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks This month, don’t wait to reach out whether it’s to a friend or a therapist Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks Give and get timeless holiday staples that last Free shipping + 365-day returns at quince.com/stiffsocks BlueChew – bluechew.com Nothing makes you more of a legend than a little BlueChew Discover your options at bluechew.com Promo code: SOCKS IndaCloud – indacloud.co If you’re 21 or older, use code SOCKS at indacloud.co for 40% off + free shipping No panic buys — biggest sale of the year, live all month long That’s indacloud.co, code SOCKS Cash App – Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks ChatGPT just announced it’s allowing “adult conversations”… so naturally, Trevor and Michael had to see how far they could push it. The boys test out AI flirting, argue over $20 guacamole, and somehow end up taste-testing actual survival meals mid-episode. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: GLD, Manscaped, Acre Gold, BlueChew, and Factor for sponsoring the podcast GLD – gld.com Work hard and change the game. Get 50% off + a free chain at gld.com with code SOCKS Manscaped – manscaped.com Give the gift of smooth with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra Get 15% off + free shipping at manscaped.com with code SOCKS Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed man Acre Gold – getacregold.com BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFF #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks This week the boys sit down with NYC divorce lawyer James Sexton from gold diggers to dog custody trials He breaks down why 56% of marriages fail and why sometimes the secret to staying in love is as simple as granola and bj's. They talk Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, emotional nudes, peer pressure from dead people, and what it really takes to make a relationship work. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: PrizePicks, BlueChew, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast PrizePicks – https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS Chubbies – chubbiesshorts.com/stiff Get 20% off at checkout with code STIFF at chubbiesshorts.com/stiff BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Michael returns from Puerto Rico a changed man... and not in the way Trevor expected. They react to Kourtney Kardashian’s “vagina lollipop,” and debate if there’s an age limit for trick-or-treating. This one’s equal parts sweet, horny, and unhinged. 1:00 - Michael is doing a show in PUERTO RICO 2:00 - TREVOR HATES SORA 6:00 - Michael is a butt guy now 16:00 - Michael is reading the worst book ever 21:00 - Have you ever really made love? 40:00 - Michael teaches the art of love making 42:00 - When is the best time to “make love” 49:00 - Funny online dating stories 51:00 - The woman in your car has been ran through 01:02:39 - Trevor went to a Halloween party and was almost attacked 01:03:00 - Costume ideas 01:11:00 - SOCK TALK 01:18:00 - SECRET SOCK 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to True Classic Tees and Lucy for sponsoring the Podcast True Classic Tees– TrueClassic.com/[SOCKS] Lucy - Lucy.co/STIFF and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Comedian Matt McCusker joins the boys for an unfiltered Patreon hang full of chaos, mushrooms, and Kanye’s “betrayal list.” Check out Matt McCusker’s new Netflix special A Humble Offering Instagram: @mccuskermatthewj X: @mattwritesbooks Official Website: mattmccusker.com 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:30 - Matt McCusker on the News 3:00 - Matt on stage 5:40 - Ye’s Betrayal List 15:00 - Matts Shroom experiences 21:00 - Ye’s got beef with which PATRICK STAR? 28:00 - Farming Comments 30:00 - Pulling Pranks as kids 41:00 - Discussing which jobs AI should take 51:00 - Spicy Margs 58:00 - Ontario Improv 01:07:00 - SOCK TALK 01:12:00 - Anonymous Confession Thanks to Manscaped, Cash App, Factor, Lumi Gummies, an Prize Picks Manscaped – manscaped.com Get The Handyman, the Rocketman, and 15% off your entire order with code SOCKS at manscaped.com Cash App – cash.app code CASHAPP10 New customers can earn $10 with code CASHAPP10 Use it in your profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days Terms apply. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFF Only valid for new customers with a qualifying auto-renewing subscription Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com Code SOCKS for 30% off your order PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play. #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at / stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Zach Justice joins the boys for a wild one. From getting farted on by Dwight Howard to literally giving away $300k on a Netflix show. The guys dive into dating app horror stories, American Idol sob stories, breast milk nutrition and Zach admits to stealing toilet paper from Subway. Follow Zach Justice: Youtube - @Thezachjustice Tik Tok - @zacjustice IG - @zacjustice 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:30 - Trevor bailed on Zac Justice 4:00 - How Trevor and Zac first met 5:00 - Zac bought what on TikTok shop? 9:19 - DATES & Quince Ad 12:00 - Zac use to go to subway for toilet paper 13:00 - Zac is in the number one show on Netflix…in the UK 15:00 - Trevor did bad stuff in college 20:25 - Zac doing open mics 21:18 - Better Help Ad 25:00 - Zac’s old videos 28:00 - Online Dating 33:12 - Shipstation Ad 34:00 - Getting back on Breast Milk 42:00 - Spoiler Alert for the Netflix show Zac was on called INSIDE 45:36 - Blue Chew Ad 51:00 - Is there a difference in prison? 59:00 - Zac talks about the TEMPTATION ROOM 59:35 - AD 01:08:03 - SOCK TALK 01:13:13 - Secret Sock Thanks to: Quince, Better Help, Ship Station and Blue Chew for sponsoring the podcast Quince – Quince.com/stiffsocks Get free shipping and 365-day returns at Quince.com/stiffsocks BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/socks Find the one, with BetterHelp. ShipStation: Start your 60-day free trial at shipstation.com with code SOCKS. Must be read verbatim. BlueChew – bluechew.com code SOCKS Discover your options at bluechew.com Use code SOCKS to get your first month FREE — just pay $5 for shipping Give her group chat something to talk about

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:42 - Michaels take on Boy Scouts 1:00 - Trevor tried a JOI 3:50 - Signature P*rnstar gear 6:30 - Trevor went rock climbing 9:00 - Michael wants to cut out B*ckshots 15:00 - Michael gets mad at GIGI 17:00 - Charlie Sheen Doc 24:00 - Bert & Ernie Conspiracy 30:00 - Funny Bank Robberies 40:00 - Trevor got high 44:00 - Michael went to the beach 46:34 - Trevor had a funny beach experience 01:26:30 - SOCK TALK/SECRET SOCK Thanks to: Lucy and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast Lucy – lucy.co/stiff Level up your nicotine routine. Go to lucy.co/stiff and use code STIFF to get 20% off your first order. Lucy offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Sign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 Pro Includes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & more Visit gemini.google/students — terms apply

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Bert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian. From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into his act. Catch all things Bert at BertBertBert.com — tour dates, merch, and more. Follow him on social: Instagram: @bertkreischer X: @bertkreischer TikTok: @bertkreischer YouTube: Bert Kreischer Podcasts: Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Something’s Burning — available on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:30 - Berts thoughts on the new studio. 5:00 - Bert paying A LOT of money for dinner 14:00 - Peta or Twitter, who do you want after you? 17:00 - Writing Jokes 26:00 - Bert thought Ann Frank and Helen Keller were the same person 29:00 - Bert talks about his fifteen month break 37:00 - Radio is not dead 41:00 - Bert on Podcasts Vs. on Stage 44:57 - SECRET TIME WITH BERT 48:00 - Tracy Morgan Story 54:00 - Ray J Breaking his glasses 01:05:00 - Bert getting drugged 01:10:00 - Getting drunk on planes 01:16:00 - Sock Talk 01:22:00 - Secret Sock Thanks to: IndaCloud, Factor, PrizePicks, and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast IndaCloud – indacloud.co Get 25% off your first order + free shipping with code SOCKS at indacloud.co Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Eat smart with 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Use code SOCKS50OFF at factormeals.com/socks50off PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Sign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 Pro Includes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & more Visit gemini.google/students — terms apply

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks New studio even more chaos. Trevor and Michael roast the funniest college football names, rant about iPhone scams, and uncover the darkest product recalls (Easy-Bake ovens, beanbags, airbags). Plus, sleepover confessions, wild slang breakdowns, and a John Cena burger you’ll have to squint to see. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL 0:40 - NEW STUDIO! 3:00 - New College Football Player Names 10:03 Tour Dates & BETTER HELP AD 19:00 - New iPhone! 23:44 GOOGLE GEMINI AD 25:00 - The future of cell phones 29:00 - Recalls 30:00 - Easy Bake Ovens 35:11 BLUE CHEW AD 36:00 - Bean Bags 41:00 - Playing with Water Wigglers 47:16:03 - AD 50:00 - Sleepover Conversations 01:06:01 - SOCK TALK - New Slang 01:13:40 - SECRET SOCK - Screwed or Drilled 01:21:00 - Squint your eyes at this photo! Thanks to: BetterHelp, Google Gemini, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelp – Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Students get Gemini 2.5 Pro free for 1 year — sign up by October 6 Includes unlimited image uploads, deep research, Notebook LM, and 2TB storage BlueChew – bluechew.com code SOCKS Discover your options at bluechew.com Use code SOCKS to get your first month FREE — just pay $5 for shipping Give her group chat something to talk about

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Internet cult icon Dax Flame joins the guys for a deep dive into stand-up struggles, bad dates, and his journey from Project X and 21 Jump Street to comedy. From being roasted by friends to awkward podcast appearances and even landing a MrBeast cameo, Dax brings his unfiltered honesty while Trevor and Michael help him turn life’s weirdest moments into actual punchlines. Follow Dax Fame Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedaxflame Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/DaxFlame https://www.instagram.com/daxflame/ 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/11 - Brea Ca 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL Thanks to: Google Gemini, ShipStation, BlueChew, HelloFresh, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Students get Gemini Pro free for 1 year. Sign up by October 6 for Gemini 2.5 Pro, image uploads, Notebook LM, and more. ShipStation: Start your 60-day free trial at shipstation.com with code SOCKS. Must be read verbatim. BlueChew: Discover your options at BlueChew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS just pay $5 for shipping. HelloFresh: Go to hellofresh.com/socks10fm and get 10 Free Meals + a Free Item for Life. Lumi Gummies - Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off. #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The Boys are back from vacation! Trevor is back from a wild safari in Africa where his dad got trapped in a bathroom, rode hot air balloons, and watched a literal rite-of-passage circumcision march. Michael is back from the Outer Banks family trip filled with deer sightings, pickleball addictions, and zero alone time. They also break down Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement, freaky blondes vs. smart brunettes, and why toe rings might be the new nipple rings. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL 00:36 - Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are ENGAGED! 06:00 - No wifi on a flight to Africa 07:00 - Trevor saw men walking to a circumcision ceremony AD - 10:07 18:00 - Michael went to the Outer Banks 25:00 - The importance of family time AD - 30:36 34:00 - Going on safaris in Africa AD - 41:10 43:00 - Hot Air Balloons in Africa AD - 52:36 56:00 - Something funny but sad happened to Trevors dad “HELP!!!” AD - 1:12:09 01:12:44 - Michael is going to retire 01:18:26 - SOCK TALK 01:20:32 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to Betterhelp, Google Gemini, PrizePicks and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast. BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/socks Find the one, with BetterHelp. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Students get Gemini Pro free for 1 year — sign up by October 6. Includes Gemini 2.5 Pro, 2TB storage, Notebook LM, and more. PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play. PrizePicks. It’s good to be right. Cash App – capl.onelink.me/vFut/wyx330el Download Cash App today: capl.onelink.me/vFut/wyx330el Use referral code SECURE10, send $5, get $10. Cash App is not a bank. Banking services by partners. More info: cash.app/legal/podcast #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Trevor and Michael kick things off with wild riffs about exes, haunted closets, and turning breakups into “rebrands.” They dive into the death of malls, why zebra gum lasts shorter than bad sex, and the misery of birthday songs in restaurants. Then rapper Dave Blunts joins the pod to talk about his come-up, working with Kanye, writing outrageous bars, rap beefs with 50 Cent, ghost stories, crowd surfing prep, and why his vice principal might be his lifelong nemesis. Listen to Dave Blunts: https://dave-blunts.ffm.to/talkingtothesun Follow him on IG at https://www.instagram.com/iluvyoudaveblunts/?hl=en 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL Thanks to: PrizePicks, Happy Thursday, and Lucy PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. That’s code SOCKS for $50 in lineups once you’ve played your first $5. PrizePicks — Run Your Game. Happy Thursday – DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks Weekend vibes all summer long. If you’re feeling thirsty, have a Happy Thursday. Find one near you at DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks Lucy – Lucy.co/stiff Let’s level up your nicotine routine. Go to Lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order. Lucy offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. #ad #sponsored

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