Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond

This week on Tea Time, we’re diving headfirst into the mess: snooping. Phones, drawers, emails—nothing is off limits, and somehow it always ends in chaos. We’re sharing true stories about finding secrets you absolutely were not meant to see… and the emotional damage that follows. From hilarious relationship drama to deeply regrettable discoveries, these are the moments that prove: if you go looking for trouble, you will find it. Donate to Gabby's Fundraiser - Salam Charity https://www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/gabbys_appeal_for_emergency_aid More info - https://www.salamcharity.org.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/fromnadawithlove_/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:00:34 Gabby's Snooping Story 00:03:13 Harper's Snooping Story 00:04:29 Googling "How to break up" 00:05:54 Caught on text 00:07:19 Lee's Snooping Story 00:11:35 STORY - Snooping Through My Brother's Laptop 00:15:46 Are you watching Euphoria? 00:16:57 STORY - Snooping on Roommate 00:19:24 STORY - Snooping Seared Into My Brain 00:26:48 STORY - Snooping and Spying; Sad Dad Alert 00:37:17 STORY - Secret Stash 00:46:01 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt #ISnooped #SnoopingStories #RegretEverything #RelatableHumor #StorytimePodcast #ComedyPodcast #SecretsRevealed #CaughtSnooping #Storytime #DramaStories #RelationshipDrama #TextMessages #Secrets #DontSnoop #CuriosityGoneWrong #RealLifeStories #EmbarrassingMoments #ChaoticEnergy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode the honks read listener submitted stories on lies. Lee gets hit on by a listener, 2 gay cousins and a poop eating rumor, a teenage pregnancy and abusive parents, a decade long relationship with a fake doctor and so much more! Enjoy! Donate to Gabby's Fundraiser - Salam Charity https://www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/gabbys_appeal_for_emergency_aid More info - https://www.salamcharity.org.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/fromnadawithlove_/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:54 What constitutes a lie? 00:07:25 Getting Caught in the Lie 00:13:34 STORY - "Lies I've Told" (Starting off HOT!) 00:23:45 STORY - "At 16 My Mom Tried to Force..." 00:38:43 STORY - Thought My Ex Was A Doctor 00:55:04 Dates and Plugs 00:57:07 STORY - "Lying about Vaccines" 01:09:50 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks are joined by comedian and c*m eater, Matt LeGrande. They read listener submitted stories on embarassing moments. Matt getting wiped, Gabby’s hand me down underwear, a girl who can’t stop farting, a boyfriend scaring his girlfriends mom, getting fingered by a man with sharp nails, hiding poopy underwear under the bed and SO much more. Enjoy! Follow Matt - https://www.instagram.com/mattelgrande/ Check out his pod - https://www.instagram.com/ongodthepod/ Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://ZocDoc.com/HONK Donate to Gabby's Fundraiser - Salam Charity https://www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/gabbys_appeal_for_emergency_aid More info - https://www.salamcharity.org.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/fromnadawithlove_/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome Matt LeGrande! 00:00:51 Is it Embarrassing or Cringe? 00:03:37 #notmycalvins 00:04:51 Butt Braille 00:08:11 This is what's embarrassing 00:10:17 Go Watch On God - Matt's Podcast 00:12:19 Gabby's Brothers 00:14:14 Got a little messy 00:19:49 Read the script! 00:23:29 STORY - Embarrassing Gassy Memory 00:29:03 STORY - Cringe Submission 00:34:32 Gabby's Skid Marks 00:37:45 Mommy and Me 00:43:56 Matt Got Scammed 00:49:57 STORY - Paralyzed with Embarrassment and Shame 00:52:36 STORY - Haunted Virginity Loss 00:58:27 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on unplanned / nightmare pregnancies. Doctors not knowing anything, high risk pregnancies, a fetus scratching a cervix with his toes, being fisted by doctors during birth, almost dying during child birth, a teenage pregnancy, a phantom pregnancy, and SO much more. Enjoy! Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://ZocDoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:00:50 Unplanned and Nightmare Pregnancies 00:01:53 STORY - Surprise Twins and Nearly Bleeding Out 00:13:36 STORY - Unplanned Pregnancy that Became a Nightmare 00:28:57 STORY - I Hid My Pregnany for 9 Months 00:37:36 STORY - Cryptic Pregnancy 00:44:54 STORY - Nightmare Pregnancy 00:49:01 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories about rejection. Harper got a Nintendo switch, Gabby is getting rejected from apartments, break ups, smoking crack with strangers, being friend zoned by losers, homewrecker accusations, love bombing, HPV and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:01:07 We're talking about Rejection 00:17:07 STORY - Terrifying date with unhinged musician 00:34:59 STORY - My Colonial Man 00:44:44 STORY - Maybe being gay is a sin 00:47:51 STORY - Rejecting MAGA Men 00:51:29 STORY - HPV in rejection X2 00:56:43 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks are joined by the one and only, Joy. They read listener submitted stories on shame and how it affects everyday lives. The shame of being a woman, an affair, intimacy issues, religion, straight relationships, gay relationships, sexual coercion, milf porn, active addiction and sobriety and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:32 Dealing with Shame 00:05:36 Women's Baby Clock 00:13:22 STORY - Shameful Affair 00:30:33 STORY - Shame Shame I know your name 00:44:40 STORY - Spiritual Bottoms 00:48:16 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on SHAME. Harper Rose loves Australia, gabby hates getting her ass smacked, domming men with dildos in the shower, an unbreakable Hyman, a sad gang bang and so much more! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Tickets to Harper-Rose’s Hour Taping on Feb 27th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/adult-baby-doll-spesh-special-taping-tickets-1982521791045?aff=oddtdtcreator&utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAP2nvJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAaegzUATREHKWOIp9epGFriR8Eg06DbXfJNAWW9rBibx_Z567ak5RzEXyGEGaA_aem_HV1V-AesBvxSf7go0S710A Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:06:49 Australia 00:12:27 STORY - My BF Has A K*nk Shame 00:25:53 STORY - Shame around my intact Hymen 00:43:00 STORY - Micro Peen Gang B*ng 00:51:22 See you on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Tickets to Harper-Rose’s Hour Taping on Feb 27th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/adult-baby-doll-spesh-special-taping-tickets-1982521791045?aff=oddtdtcreator&utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAP2nvJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAaegzUATREHKWOIp9epGFriR8Eg06DbXfJNAWW9rBibx_Z567ak5RzEXyGEGaA_aem_HV1V-AesBvxSf7go0S710A Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:02:11 STORY - Spiritual Guidance at a Rally 00:10:29 STORY - Scarred from religious trauma 00:19:29 STORY - Expense equates to Holiness 00:33:14 Choas and Characters 00:45:23 STORY - Creepy Story 00:49:06 Join us on Patreon / Next week's prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Tickets to Harper-Rose’s Hour Taping on Feb 27th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/adult-baby-doll-spesh-special-taping-tickets-1982521791045?aff=oddtdtcreator&utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAP2nvJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAaegzUATREHKWOIp9epGFriR8Eg06DbXfJNAWW9rBibx_Z567ak5RzEXyGEGaA_aem_HV1V-AesBvxSf7go0S710A Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:04:28 STORY - Lovers to Enemies (Chef Edition) 00:10:35 STORY - An action figure obsessed LOSER 00:13:38 Would You Rather 00:19:08 Back to the story 00:34:38 STORY - 2 Bedrooms, 3 Adults, 1 Disaster 00:42:19 Next Week's Prompt / Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on their ICKS and RED FLAGS! Lee picking up Harper and smoking cigarettes, seeing butt cracks, littering, saying “daddy”, getting a bouquet from Ralph’s, arrogance, dead parents, wedgies, boy moms and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Tickets to Harper-Rose’s Hour Taping on Feb 27th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/adult-baby-doll-spesh-special-taping-tickets-1982521791045?aff=oddtdtcreator&utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAP2nvJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAaegzUATREHKWOIp9epGFriR8Eg06DbXfJNAWW9rBibx_Z567ak5RzEXyGEGaA_aem_HV1V-AesBvxSf7go0S710A Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:03:09 Icks and Red Flags 00:10:02 STORY - Ungrateful B* Valentines S*SHow 00:23:57 STPRY - 3 Biggest Icks 00:26:25 STORY - Stuffed Toys 00:31:55 STORY - Instant Icks 00:33:52 STORY - Mama's Boy / The Worst Story We've Ever Read 00:47:04 STORY - Hating Lisa Simpson 00:48:08 STORY - Saying and not Doing 00:49:12 STORY - An Accumulation of Icks 01:00:39 STORY - Thong Flip Flops 01:01:12 Next Week's Prompt / See You on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted secrets. Gabby’s ex has a friend who writes in about her threesome, being 22, projecting insecurities in relationships, open relationships, Lee’s nicknames, coming out and how to navigate it, stealing groceries and being a single mother, a Chinese brother, a mental hospital and so much more! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Tickets to Harper-Rose’s Hour Taping on Feb 27th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/adult-baby-doll-spesh-special-taping-tickets-1982521791045?aff=oddtdtcreator&utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAP2nvJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAaegzUATREHKWOIp9epGFriR8Eg06DbXfJNAWW9rBibx_Z567ak5RzEXyGEGaA_aem_HV1V-AesBvxSf7go0S710A Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time - Secrets 00:05:05 STORY - Secret Threeway 00:10:16 STORY - Help Secret Unshakable Double Standard 00:26:26 STORY - Bi Queen but my Family Doesn't Know 00:39:51 STORY - Shoplifting 00:45:22 STORY - Not The Father 00:47:37 STORY - Pregnancy Gripes 00:48:43 STORY - I think my sister m** me 00:52:38 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on BETRAYAL. Being betrayed by partners, Kegal weights, insecure ex’s, gaslighting, alcoholics, being cheated on, sucking off a towny, having to go to work when you’re having a mental break down and smiling through it and all sorts of betrayal. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:07:18 STORY - Attempted Murder and C*ck Dad 00:11:28 STORY - Who the Ef Did I Almost Marry 00:35:01 STORY - Betrayed by my Former Best Friend in a Horrific Way 00:42:51 STORY - First of my 3 Divorces 00:53:08 STORY - Ex Steals 70K and Sues Me 01:01:53 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on paranormal experiences. Growing up in a haunted house, a guard dog, a ghost in a trench coat and a top hat, an attic with a suspicious bag, John Wayne Gacys house, a premonition, Kevin smith vs. Kevin James, a gold seal, and why can’t ghosts take a trip to Bali? Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:02:12 STORY - Growing up in a haunted house 00:22:15 STORY - Grandma's "Talents" 00:26:23 STORY - My visit from death and mom (ghost story) 00:36:30 STORY - Nasty Revolutionary War Ghost 00:53:31 Join us on Patreon / Next week's prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on one night stands. Meeting a man at a Christian gym, begging for love on the first hook up, golden showers, a cheerleader roommate which is obviously made up by an incel, a hot encounter with a man in Canada, a lesbian orgy in a hostel and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:04:14 STORY - Community service but make it regret 00:11:24 STORY - A soaked nightstand 00:14:12 More of our stories 00:22:54 STORY - Fiction from a man 00:34:04 STORY - Suds and Stranded in Canada 00:42:51 STORY - My first lesbo *rgy 00:47:45 STORY - Skinhead Daddy Amputees 00:54:49 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on ADDICTION. From uppers and gay bath houses, kratom, whippits and sweaty boyfriends, Al-anon meetings and red flags, binge eating and addicted to using Q-tips, this episode will have you wanting to attend a 12 step meeting. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:00:24 STORY - Gay Bath House 00:04:46 STORY - Coke, whippets, booze, boobs and balding 00:10:20 STORY - Plucking ass hairs out one by one 00:26:29 STORY - Corn was the gateway drug 00:42:06 STORY - Love Hate Relationship with Qtips 00:44:07 STORY - Divine Intervention 00:55:13 STORY - The time I stole Ket from a Texan 01:00:02 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories about parents they hate. Mamas boys, racist in-laws, holding sons accountable and how it’s a rarity, prisoners, Harper as a mother vs. gabby as a mother, family gatherings and a cross dressing dad. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:00:46 STORY - My Husband's Parents 00:03:29 STORY - Religious Future Inlaws 00:08:59 STORY - Ex Boyfriend's Enabling Mom 00:23:21 STORY - Parents I effing hate 00:27:54 Boy Mom Breakdown 00:44:29 We return to the story 00:49:08 STORY - Parents I Hate 00:53:26 Next week's prompt / Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Starting 2026 off with a bang! This week the honks read listener submitted stories about STDs. Harper’s latex “allergy”, gabby has HPV, Lee doesn’t think he does, a guy with long blonde hair and a bottle of whiskey in a dark place, lots of herpes, lots of cheating, gonorrhea, chlamydia, a brothers lie, hippies, more herpes, and the importance of breaking the stigma. Enjoy! Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:06:07 STORY - A blonde guy 00:14:07 STORY - A full blown panel 00:24:12 STORY - A wannabe influencer 00:31:24 STORY - The swollen ball 00:43:23 STORY - Xena in Kentucky 00:46:07 STORY - A herpes monster 00:50:51 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast the honks are joined by a tea time favorite, Joy. They read listener submitted stories about people who are f’d in the head. A dad saws a couch in half, a teacher teaching people in prison, a woman hiding cash in her…. Private area…. Using olive oil as lube, Joys DC hook up, and so much more. This episode will leave you feeling f’d in the head. Enjoy! Follow Joy - https://www.instagram.com/emjoy_ceramics/ Please visit Hye Optic - 5112 Hollywood Blvd in Los Angeles - for all your vintage glasses needs! https://www.instagram.com/hyeoptic/ Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapter 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:01:01 Favorite thing in Korea 00:10:07 Visit Hye Optic in Los Angeles 00:21:00 Today's Topic, Messed in the Head 00:23:32 STORY - Short Couch 00:27:37 STORY - Trauma Around School 00:34:39 Dirty Money 00:39:29 STORY - Match made in MAGA heaven 00:41:49 STORY - Evacuate the premesis 00:45:50 Joy's Harrowing Trip to DC 01:07:12 Joy is an Earth Angel 01:09:00 See more Joy on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Follow Bianca - https://www.instagram.com/biancacristovao/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapter 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:00:59 American Comedian Bianca Cristovao 00:08:42 Travel Stories 00:12:41 Mexican Ice Cream 00:19:35 STORY - In the streets of Portugal 00:30:41 STORY - Phone Alarm at TSA 00:34:25 STORY - Deprted FROM Mexico 00:37:48 STORY - DIY in NYC 01:01:15 Follow Bianca and Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on “what scares them”. Fake abortion clinics, being in relationships, speed dating, intrusive thoughts, consensual sex, a shooting in the mall of America, and so much more! Enjoy If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapter 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:06:09 Our Biggest Fear 00:07:33 STORY - Curb Stomping Myself 00:11:31 STORY - Forced Birth Clinics 00:22:13 STORY - Everything Scares Me 00:27:42 STORY - What Scares Me? Read the email and find out 00:39:54 STORY - Probs too real but whatev 00:49:29 STORY - Scared of Men 00:53:50 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices