
The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe
Comedy
Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. The...
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Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.
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@theallseeingg
Language:
English
Episodes
Ep 279: Steal a KitKat
4/14/2026
Welcome to episode 279 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
The guys catch up, talk ladder safety, dive into the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you listeners. Then the guys talk the great KitKat heist and other strange items which have been stolen, and 'Darkest story of the week' brings some incest based canniblaism
All this and much more
Duration:00:47:46
Ep 278: I'll get you stuffed crust
3/31/2026
Welcome to episode 278 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
The guys have a catch-up, and then go in all sorts of directions, Daredevil, detective crime series, 911 for some reason, before getting back on track, by going into the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. Then the guys talk about a pizzeria that killed one and put over a hundred people in the hospital, and childhood meals that were weird to other people.
All this and much more
Duration:01:00:49
Ep 277: Green Arsehole
3/17/2026
Welcome to episode 277 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe
The guys return, have a catch-up, Greg has had a busy weekend with a Star Wars convention, then it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. Red and Blue dramas at the school gates, Greg learn about Porta-Parties, and a man has a live 66cm eel inserted into his rectum. Greg was a few beers in for this one and quite excitable, so the topics go in all sorts of directions.
All this and much more
Enjoy
Duration:00:59:51
Ep 276: Bone Smashing
3/3/2026
Welcome to episode 276 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe
The guys return, have a catch-up, Joe has a rant about hot honey, and Greg has had a colonoscopy, which is always fun, then it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. Sutton loses his legendary Wizard, social media gets a new bone-smashing trend, and the darkest story isn't so dark but brings back the old classic, incest.
All this and much more
Duration:00:50:54
Ep 275: Paralysis
2/17/2026
Welcome to episode 275 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
The guys are back, have a catch-up and shoot the sh*t. It was Greg's birthday, and Joe had the weekend off. Greg experienced sleep paralysis for the first and hopefully last time, which was terrifying, and shares his experience, while looking at what it actually is and other people's stories. And a teacher identifies as a cat, which causes af ew issues within the school... funnily enough. Then the episode wraps up with the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you awesome listeners.
All this, and there's a fair bit more
Duration:00:54:21
Ep 274: Shotgun Wedding
2/3/2026
Welcome to episode 274 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
The guys return, after overcoming technical issues and a wobbly Greg, this episode kicks off with Joe wearing a new hat, which takes them on a conversational journey in many bizarre directions. Followed by a quick catch-up on life, then it's onto Geezedropping, with plenty sent in by you amazing listeners! The guys look at DVDs and Blu-Rays, so check your shelf if you have any kicking around still, and the darkest story of the week sees a wedding end in a shoot-out.
All this, and there's a fair bit more
Duration:00:52:10
Ep 273: My Spirit Animal...
1/20/2026
Welcome to episode 273 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
The guys are back, quick catch-up, Greg has car dramas, Joe doesn't. Then it's onto Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing listeners! The guys lookat the Oxford Dictionary 'Word of the year 2025' and take a test to find out each other's Spirit Animals, which doesn't go as planned but is a journey nonetheless.
All this and more
Duration:01:10:19
Ep 272: Go Go Burglary Rangers!
1/6/2026
Welcome to episode 272 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
Christmas is over, and it's 2026! The guys catch up, talk Christmas, New Year, and so on. There's the usual jolly round-up of the deaths of 2025. Then it's onto Geezedropping, sent in by you awesome listeners! The guys revisit an old story, but it's goodun' where the former Japanese actor who played the Green Power Ranger used his skills to burgle 43 homes. The darkest story of the week goes down a dark incest path. All sounds depressing, but that's the fun.
This and much more
Duration:00:41:34
Ep 271: Be Sure To Check Those Best Before's...
12/23/2025
Welcome to episode 271 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
It's Christmaaaaaaaas!! The guys catch up, talk Christmas food shop, pay tribute to Surbiton's own Scooter Granny, who sadly passed away recently, then it's onto a big Geezedropping with plenty sent in by you guys! Greg and Joe then dive into Christmas mysteries... murders and such, keeping it festive all the way, and a theatre production of The Wizard of Oz goes wickedly... bad
This and much more
Duration:00:58:35
Ep 270: Bloody Elves!
12/9/2025
Welcome to episode 270 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
This episode, the guys catch up, start gearing up for Christmas, and Greg shares his current Elf on the Shelf experience. Quick thoughts on the new Stranger Things Episodes (spoilers), then, as always, it's onto a big Geezedropping with plenty sent in by you guys! It's a dark time for news as the guys double dip in the darkest story of the week with a missing man found dead inside a huge plastic dinosaur, and a 'prank' involving a high-air-pressure compressor goes horribly wrong. Very festive.
This and much more
Duration:00:50:41
Ep 269: Smacky Bot Bots
11/25/2025
Welcome to episode 269 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
This episode, the guys have a lot of silly fun, after a catch up where Joe witnesses either a guy w*nking or maybe getting laid in parked car on a Kingston street and Greg survives another animal assasin attempt, they guys ask the big question "if you had a statue of yourself, what pose would you be in?", then it's onto a big Geezedropping with plenty sent in by you guys! Greg and Joe talk about the recent AI 'art mural' controversy in their hometown of Kingston, and Wu-Tang (not the Wu-Tang) urinate in a dish at a high-end restaurant, ending in smacky bot bots
This and much more
Duration:00:57:08
Ep 268: Franky Boy
11/11/2025
Welcome to episode 268 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
This episode, the guys catch up on Halloween and Fireworks night, with fireworks going off in the background. Greg shares a condiment mishap he had, then it's onto a big Geezedrop as Owen sends his latest audio clips in, and they are bangers. Greg and Joe talk eating magnets, weird things kids have eaten, and they both happened to have watched the new Frankenstein movie the night before, so talk about that too.
This and much more
Duration:00:49:38
Ep 267: Supreme Pie
10/28/2025
Welcome to episode 267 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
This episode, the guys are both feeling unwell, but they only need to talk, so sure they'll survive. Greg had an eventful week, from a Star Wars convention to bus agro. Joe did not have an eventful week, well, not a fun one. Geezedrops are back with more from you, our awesome listeners. The guys talk questionable Jedi names, there's a death in the happiest place on earth, and a kebab pie takes the number one spot in the British Pie Awards.
This and much more
Duration:00:49:06
Ep 266: Haunted Mansion Now Actually Haunted
10/14/2025
Welcome to episode 266 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
This episode, Greg records from his car as he waits for Indiana to finish Brownies, Joe has a week off, no Geezedrops this week, but fear not, there's plenty to talk about. The guys talk squash to water ratio, open up about depression, the rise and fall of Melissa Joan Hart, an Orangutan used as a prostitute, and a death on the Haunted Mansion ride.
All this and much more
Duration:00:50:32
Ep 265: Slime of Our Lives ft Indiana
9/30/2025
Welcome to episode 265 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
This episode, the guys are joined by Greg's about-to turn-eight-year-old daughter, Indiana, with her fourth appearance on the show. They catch up on life, Surbiton Festival, and a trip to Gootopia. With Indiana, the guys cover what kids are watching today, which apparently is K-POP Demon Hunters and Mr Bean, discuss Hiccup remedies, fun facts, and Indiana explains why she prefers EasyJet to British Airways. There's a semi-dark story of the week where the guys learn about a woman who received a pet Camel that ended up killing her. And, of course, we have the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping,
All this and much more
Duration:00:59:00
Ep 264: Lookalikes
9/16/2025
Welcome to episode 264 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
This episode, the guys catch up, Greg falls over and gets pissed on (not in a kinky way) on the same day, both events unrelated. A great Geezedropping segment, all being sent in by you amazing listeners! Greg and Joe talk about lookalikes, and it seems to awaken something in Greg. There's a mysterious Final Destination-sounding death, and then Joe tries (and succeeds) to catch Greg out with a round of 'Guess the movie by the badly explained plot, written by Joe.
All this and sooooo much more
Duration:00:55:14
Ep 263: Shrimp Man & Bollock Boy
9/2/2025
Welcome to episode 263 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
This episode, the guys catch up, and then it's on to Geezedropping with plenty, as always sent in by you awesome people! There’s radioactive shrimp, which sparks the origins of the adventures of Shrimp-Man and Bollock-Boy, and there's unwanted advice to be shared in the returning aunt segment, where things take a turn.
All this and sooooo much more madness this episode
Duration:00:57:23
Ep 262: WOLF 3D
8/19/2025
Welcome to episode 262 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
This episode, the guys catch up on life, what they've been watching, what they've been up to, and then it's on to Geezedropping with plenty as always sent in by you awesome people! Greg has a list of the worst movie taglines. A bishop apologises for interrupting a church choir in his dressing gown because they were making a terrible racket. And The Darkest Story of the week brings a fairground ride 'degloving incident'.
All this and much more as the guys get sidetracked along the way
Duration:00:55:10
Ep 261: Stay Away From The Caves Indiana!
8/5/2025
Welcome to episode 261 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
This episode, the guys are joined early on a Sunday morning, with her third appearance on the show, Greg's seven-year-old daughter, Indiana. They catch up on life, drunk trips to town, then, with no real plan, let Indiana lead the way. Covering what's hot on kids' YouTube, Indiana's recent enjoyment of watching videos about people getting stuck and dying in caves, educates us on Donald Trump and more. And of course, we have our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping.
All this and much more
Duration:00:57:35
Ep 260: F*cked Cam
7/22/2025
Welcome to episode 258 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
The talk kiss cam at the Coldplay gig, then it’s onto a bumper edition of Geezedropping as you amazing listeners have been picking up all sorts for us.
Greg and Joe ask the question, 'Is a plus one for a funeral a thing? Discuss Surbiton being named one of the UK's most boring places to live, daylight dogging in Northumberland, and 'Pantherman' (which is too cool of a name) popping up in Merseyside, is he just a playful man dressed as a cat or out on the hunt?
This and more with plenty in between…
Duration:00:54:59