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United States

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The Funny Music Project!

Language:

English


Episodes
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Why Am I The by David W. Jacobsen

2/14/2025
The theme of rejection, this time by a roommate who does not understand respect. Lack of respect is a form of rejection. At the same time, it is about incompatibilities between people.

Duration:00:01:26

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"This Too Shall Pass (Like a Kidney Stone)" by Lauren Mayer

2/11/2025
Here's a darkly comedic reminder that yes, these are scary times - but we've gotten through other periods of disruption (albeit painfully)

Duration:00:02:07

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It was either d or g that made everything so special by Art Paul Schlosser

2/7/2025
A song about the dangers of having fun

Duration:00:01:21

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It was either d or g that made everything so sspecial by Art Paul Schlosser

2/7/2025
A song about the dangers of having fun

Duration:00:01:21

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White Kids Love Hip-Hop (live at MarsCon 2024) by the great Luke Ski

2/4/2025
On the 2003 album of nerdcore pioneer mc chris titled "Knowing Is Half The Hassle", he did a track called "White Kids Love Hip-Hop" which featured his fellow [adult swim] voice acting star Andy Merrill doing the voice of his "Space Ghost Coast To Coast" & "Cartoon Planet" character Brak delivering a rant about how how he couldn't find anything fun to do in the town where he lives. Every year at the MarsCon Comedy Music Track there is a concert called the 'Smackdown' where all of the acts that performed that weekend come back on stage to close the weekend by taking turns doing cover versions of their favorite comedy songs. I, the great Luke Ski, have a long bucket list of comedy songs I love that I would love to perform a cover version of someday at the Smackdown concert. "White Kids Love Hip-Hop" has been on that list for years, with my assumption being that if I ever did it, the 'Brak' part would have been played by me doing my impersonation of Brak, as I had done for my 1998 tribute song "Baby Got Brak". In 2024, we were fortunate enough to book Andy Merrill as the Comedy Music Guest Of Honor at MarsCon. I was ecstatic. As I continued working on plans for the event, I eventually got around to looking at my bucket list of potential cover songs so I could pick one to cover at the Smackdown. When my eyes came upon the title "White Kids Love Hip-Hop", it hit me like a power band blast... I could cover "White Kids Love Hip-Hop" and ask Andy Merrill himself to reprise his role as Brak for the rant at the end of the song. I asked him if he'd be willing to, and he said yes. And the audio record of that actually happening in real life is what this FuMP track is. After we performed it, Andy took his turn at the Smackdown and performed a couple of "Weird Al" covers to finish off the weekend. I reached out to both mc chris and Andy Merrill to get their permission to post this live cover at the FuMP, and they both graciously said yes. So many thanks to both of them, you both have been inspirations to me, and have always been nice to me, which means a lot to this middle-aged fanboy. I admit, I do trip up a few of the lyrics in my performance, but I still think it went great, and it's one of my all-time favorite MarsCon memories that I wanted to share with everybody here at the FuMP. Music by Professor Shyguy Back-up White Kids: Lindsay Smith & Insane Ian This track is a part of the MarsCon 2025 Comedy Music Track Fund Raiser album, which is a nearly 4-hour-long MP3 album of live concert excerpts from MarsCon 2024, available to download for just $30 at the Shop page of MarsCon Comedy dot com. Besides the great Luke Ski and Andy Merrill, it also has performances by Insane Ian, Power Salad, Nuclear Bubble Wrap, Holy Bongwater, Jake Dewar, and many others. The funds raised go towards covering the hotel room costs for the performers of MarsCon 2025. Speaking of which, MarsCon 2025 is happening March 7th thru 9th in the Twin Cities, MN, and features our Comedy Music Guests Of Honor, John S. Hall & Dogbowl of King Missile (Dog Fly Religion), sponsored by Needlejuice Records. For the full list of performers & events visit MarsCon Comedy dot com, and for more details on the rest of MarsCon visit MarsCon dot com.

Duration:00:03:10

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50 Ways To Love Your Lever by Joe J Thomas

1/31/2025
50 Ways To Love Your Lever (parody of Paul Simon's "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover") Valentine's day is on the way! Time for some self-love, euphemisms, and good ole spoonerisms! Lyrics and Vocals by Joe J Thomas of Joe's Dump (JoesDump.com) Copyright 2025, Joe's Dump (JoesDump.com) All Rights Reserved. Not A Quinn-Martin Production.

Duration:00:02:59

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Old McDonald by Steve Goodie

1/28/2025
A jolly parody of the classic old song, in which I complain about artificial intelligence and the descent of America into fascism. Yay! Music: traditional Words: SG and Niamh Bagnell Guitar, bass, banjo, dobro, vocals, animal noises, arrangement, production: SG Helpful help: Sulu and John Trentes

Duration:00:02:39

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A Night at Freddy's by Bradley Lovestar

1/24/2025
Some people take their dates to the movies, some take their dates to a haunted pizzeria. This song tells the story of Bradley Lovestar showing his bravery (or foolishness) by taking his date to an abandonded pizzeria with some unexpected third, fourth, fifth, and sixth wheels. (And no, we're not sure where this fits in the lore)

Duration:00:04:24

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The Scrotum Frog of Lake Titicaca (2025 Reprise) by Jefferson DeLeone

1/21/2025
Lake Titicaca is a real place and there really is a scrotum frog that lives there. Telmatobius culeus, commonly known as the Titicaca water frog is a medium-large to very large and endangered species of frog in the family Telmatobiidae with loose fitting wrinkley skin. A somewhat sloppy version of this song was posted on The FUMP shortly after The FUMP first went live. This is a much better version which was re-recorded after I learned how to count to four.

Duration:00:03:08

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The Scrotum Frog of Lakwe Titicaca (2025 Reprise) by Jefferson DeLeone

1/21/2025
Lake Titicaca is a real place and there really is a scrotum frog that lives there. Telmatobius culeus, commonly known as the Titicaca water frog is a medium-large to very large and endangered species of frog in the family Telmatobiidae with loose fitting wrinkley skin. A somewhat sloppy version of this song was posted on The FUMP shortly after The FUMP first went live. This is a much better version which was re-recorded after I learned how to count to four.

Duration:00:03:08

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I Don't Remember Eatin' Corn by Kurplunk

1/17/2025
This is one of the two songs that inspired me to launch off into doing comedy music. First I got the hook then knew I had to flesh this out into a full song and that the style for this must be country. I had so many guys singing overdubs because I wanted that big bar anthem type sound for the refrain. This is, of course, about those rare times when you look down into the toilet and just don't quite remember having corn recently, lol! I had some real steel guitar played for this to give it as twangy of a feel as possible. Please Follow and Subscribe at YouTube and IG (@kurplunkmusic) for new funny videos! Most songs from the new album can be heard (and seen!) at our YouTube channel plus behind the scenes content.

Duration:00:03:09

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Mr. Burns by Ethan Mawyer

1/14/2025
Mr. Burns singing about himself to the tune of Kiss The Girl from The Little Mermaid because why not? Lyrics by Ethan Mawyer. Vocals/Mr. Burns impression by Zachary Brown.

Duration:00:02:20

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Ain't That a Xeno by Jeff Whitmire

1/10/2025
My most watched movies of all time are Alien and Aliens. So the time had come to pay tribute! Parody of "Holding Out For A Hero" by Bonnie Tyler New lyrics by Jeff Whitmire Music by Karaoke-Version.com Produced by Aaron Becker Vocals by Jeff Whitmire, Melissa Lewis, Shanna Stoker Henson, TheFifthSister, Judy Pancoast, and Aaron Becker

Duration:00:05:53

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I'll Click Care For You by Derwood Bowen

1/7/2025
I had a couple friends post something about how when they vent on Facebook, people click that "Care" react emoji on their post but then never actually leave any kind of comments with encouragement, positive vibes, etc... just clicked a button and moved on, and how that felt so artificial because no effort went into that. So I was inspired to take a satirical take on it, by making an insistence that clicking that button was my way of actually telling whomever that that's my way of showing them support and letting them know I'm thinking about them. This song is a parody of "I'll Be There For You" by The Rembrandts, a song very familiar to anyone who has watched the 90s sitcom Friends.

Duration:00:02:47

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Trust Issues (Short Version) by Insane Ian

1/3/2025
So, I just turned 46 on this past Wednesday, and I've noticed as I get older, I'm finding it harder to trust...things. Words & Music: Insane Ian Mixing & Mastering: Ben Stahl

Duration:00:00:50

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Dancing Like A Dork by Steve Goodie

12/31/2024
Sometimes the goal is: make something as stupid as you possibly can. Mission accomplished. Music: Bruce Springsteen Lyrics: SG and Niamh Bagnell Guitars, bass, drums, keyboards, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Helpful suggestions: Sulu Video coming soon!

Duration:00:03:52

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More 4 Me by The War Crhymes

12/29/2024
A new take on an old "classic", The War Crhymes inagural song is about some very specific holiday hijinks involving eggnog, attempting to escape Santa's gaze, and the joy of dancing .

Duration:00:04:05

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Illbot Boogie by Illbotz

12/27/2024
Before Knuckleheadz, there was Illbotz - a Nerdcore Comedy trio of buffoons who played Nerdapalooza, dropped 4 decent albums, and had dozens of fans all over the world! This is our 1st new song featuring all 3 members in 12 years! We got lazy and started watching a lot of Downton Abbey. Sorry about that. Here's our new song!

Duration:00:04:35

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You're Getting the Finger for Christmas by Dan Warren

12/24/2024
A song for all of those people who are navigating delicate political discussions with relatives this holiday season.

Duration:00:04:03

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Disco Santa by Trevor Goober

12/22/2024
He's serving sleigh. GET IT?! An homage to the great novelty club hits of the '70s. Happy holidays, folks! Written & performed by Trevor Goober & Mista Cookie Jar Featuring Brendan Kent - organ, mellotron Produced by C.J. Pizarro Cover artwork by Tincho Schmidt

Duration:00:03:20