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20. Maggie Updates

9/10/2018
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Maggie's post-surgery updates, plus some bad jokes and other randomness. Like sheep. Cocktail of the week: the GR Dad! 1.5 oz bourbon, 3/4 oz peach syrup, 3/4 oz lemon juice Half Shorn Sheep: https://www.carywolinskyphotographs.com/half-shorn-sheep/ Shrek the Sheep. SO FLUFFY!: http://www.earthporm.com/shrek-sheep-escaped-shearing-6-years/ German word of the week: Beißhemmung - bite hesitation SPONSOR! Audible - get a free audio book and support the podcast....

Duration:00:30:13

19. Epic weekend (Germany and 100K)

9/5/2018
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It's been a week with some epic stuff in the GR household and we're too tired to do a full on dog podcast. Instead, GR Mom talks about her 100K ultramarathon she ran this weekend and GR Dad talks about his weekend trip to Germany. We do talk a bit about dogs, primarily how they keep stepping on GR Mom's poor toes. No cocktails today. We're both so so tired. German word of the week: Schadensersatzklage - claim for monetary compensation Support the podcast with our sponsor Audible and get a...

Duration:00:47:37

18. Exposure and Positive Reinforcement for Anxiety

8/29/2018
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How to use little exposures to scary things and lots of positive reinforcement to help your dogs get over anxieties.

Duration:00:36:50

17. GR Mom and Dad Origin Stories

8/22/2018
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GR Mom and GR Dad share their own origin stories. Hear GR Dad speak his native Australian English Cocktail of the week: Old Cuban (mint, lime, rum, champagne) German Word of the Week: Cousin zweiten Grades (2nd cousin) Audible is our sponsor - get a free audio book and support the podcast at http://audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio

Duration:00:53:09

16. Sleep part 2, bones, and then a bunch of weird stuff

8/13/2018
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This was supposed to be about sleep and dog bones, and it is, but we also end up talking about sex toys, serial killers, and collections of teeth. Cocktail of the week - Piña Colada All the bones we use and have used are on our page of stuff: https://www.amazon.com/shop/thegoldenratio Odorless bully sticks https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0167MJYRY/j16t3i5j15-20 The 500 pound serial killer from True Crime Garage. My dentist treated this dude and told me all about him!...

Duration:00:33:16

15. Sleep (at night)

8/9/2018
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What our nights are like sleeping with the girls. Cocktail of the week: Getaway: 1 part Cruzan blackstrap rum, 1 part lemon juice, 1/2 part simple syrup, 1/2 part Cynar. Shake and strain into a coupe. Delish! Get the Golden Ratio Cookbook for free on Kindle at Amazon https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B078YBJ9XG/j16t3i5j15-20 German word of the week: Schlafwandeln - sleep walking Get a free audiobook through our sponsor, Audible by using our link audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio

Duration:00:30:27

14. Swimming with Dogs

8/1/2018
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Random dog swimming stuff...cut a bit short by a thunderstorm. German word of the week: schwimmen (Swimming) Get a free audiobook through our sponsor, Audible by using our link audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio Cocktail of the week - Gosling's Dark & Stormy in a can!

Duration:00:16:11

13. Queso & The Foreign Object

7/26/2018
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The tale of Queso & The Foreign Object. Cocktail of the week: we're just drinking straight up whiskey (Burnside Bourbon from Portland) Get a free audiobook through our sponsor, Audible by using our link audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio German Word of the week: Tierärtznotoperation - veterinary emergency surgery

Duration:00:39:18

Single: Boopity Boop on your Schnoop Schnoop

7/19/2018
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Boop on the schnoop

Duration:00:01:28

12. Anxiety

7/19/2018
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This week, we talk about anxiety and how to make it better. Cocktail of the week: Donkey Punch Thundershirt: https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0029PUFAE/j16t3i5j15-20 Get a free audiobook through our sponsor, Audible by using our link audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio

Duration:00:34:40

11. Cooking for dogs (and with dogs)

7/11/2018
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Cocktail of the week: Dark and Stormy - best with Gosling's rum and Gosling's ginger beer Get a free audiobook through our sponsor, Audible by using our link audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio In honor of this week's podcast, we've made the Golden Ratio Cookbook e-book version available for free!! http://www.lulu.com/shop/jen-golbeck/the-golden-ratio-cookbook/ebook/product-23452344.html If you want a paperback version, you can get it on Amazon or direct from the publisher here:...

Duration:00:32:03

10. Positive Reinforcement Training

7/4/2018
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This week is about positive reinforcement training! GOOD JOB! Get a free audiobook through our sponsor, Audible by using our link audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio German Word of the Week gehorsamkeit - obedience Cocktail of the week: Sangria!

Duration:00:44:28

9. All About Running

6/28/2018
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By request, we talk (A LOT) about running! Get a free audiobook through our sponsor, Audible by using our link http://audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio - this week, we recommend Finding Gobi. GR Mom posts about running at http://twitter.com/jenrunswithdogs and http://instagram.com/jenrunswithdogs Cocktail of the week: French 75 - shake 2oz gin, 1 oz lemon juice, 1/2 oz simple syrup, strain into a flute, top with champagne! German word of the week: Dauerlauftraining - running Couch to 5k:...

Duration:01:12:29

8. SCIENCE!

6/20/2018
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SCIENCE! In this ep we talk about all the scientific studies the girls have been in, plus a little about our own at-home experiments. We have a sponsor! Sign up for Audible with our link and get a free audiobook PLUS support the podcast and the waffle fund. http://audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio Golden Retriever Lifetime Study https://www.morrisanimalfoundation.org/golden-retriever-lifetime-study VOSM, our orthopedic vet http://www.vetsportsmedicine.com/clinical-trials German Word of the...

Duration:00:29:30

7. Q&A - we answer your questions

6/14/2018
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This week, we answer LOTS of your questions about the girls and about us, GR Mom & Dad WE GOT A SPONSOR! Sign up for Audible through our link, get a free book, and support the waffle fund! www.audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio Drink of the Week: Mint Julep German Word of the week: Fragen und Andworten (questions and answers) Our favorite books: House of Leaves https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0375703764/j16t3i5j15-20 Into Thin Air...

Duration:00:37:27

6. Grooming

6/7/2018
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Our chaotic process for grooming and bathing the girls! All our grooming supplies are on our Amazon Page of Stuff here: https://www.amazon.com/shop/thegoldenratio WE GOT A SPONSOR! Sign up for Audible through our link, get a free book, and support the waffle fund! www.audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio Drink of the week: Schramsberg rose champagne (from California), often served at White House state dinners. You can buy some online! schramsberg.com German Word of the week: Frühjahrsputz -...

Duration:00:24:29

5. Fostering Dogs

5/31/2018
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This week, we talk about how to foster dogs - what's the process like, how do you introduce dogs to each other, who adopts them, and how do you avoid keeping them all? WE GOT A SPONSOR! Sign up for Audible through our link, get a free book, and support the waffle fund! This week we recommend Spencer Quinn's Chet & Bernie series. It's a mystery series about a private eye and his dog, written in the dog's voice. It's wonderful. www.audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio German Word of the Week:...

Duration:00:30:41

4. Being a Therapy Dog + Running with Dogs

5/24/2018
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In this episode, we talk about how Hopper became a therapy dog and what we do with that, plus some tips and thoughts about running with dogs. Drink of the week: The Queen's Park Swizzle: https://www.alcoholprofessor.com/blog/2016/02/01/cocktails-in-history-queens-park-swizzle/ For Running with dogs stuff, follow us at: http://twitter.com/jenrunswithdogs or https://www.instagram.com/jenrunswithdogs/ How far different breeds can run:...

Duration:00:17:49

3. Origin Stories

5/17/2018
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Where we share how we got each of the girls! Cuba Libre: 1 1/2 oz rum As much Coca Cola as you like (use the Mexican kind with real sugar for bonus points) 1 dash Angostura bitters Lime wedge Build it in a glass. Delish! German word: pfotenlecker - paw licker

Duration:00:25:48

2. Traveling with dogs

5/10/2018
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Episode 2! How we travel with dogs, new German Word of the Week, and our favorite podcasts! Margarita: 1 1/2 oz silver tequila 1 oz cointreau 3/4 oz lime juice Put it all in a shaker with ice, shake it up, serve over rocks! If it's a little sour, add a 1/4 oz of simple syrup (sugar water). To salt a rim, but a bunch of salt on a plate. Rub a lime wedge on the rim of a glass and then rub the glass rim in the salt. Give it a minute to dry. German words: Lieblingshund - favorite dog Schwanz...

Duration:00:18:54