The Goods from the Woods

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with the great Brandie Posey! We kick this one off by talking about the recent antics of America's diminutive, fall-down drunk FBI Director Kash Patel. Then, Sam talks about the man who will surely replace him, the guy he saw chiefin' on that mellow fetty on a crosstown Los Angeles bus. Then we test out a Playboy energy drink and talk about foreigners scamming people with A.I. MAGA girls. Brandie takes us on a tour of her hometown of Severna Park, Maryland. Our JAM OF THE WEEK is "Hotel California" by The Eagles. Listen to the show now! Follow Brandie on social media @Brandazzle. Subscrube to Burn This Records and watch Brandie's new comedy special 'Milk Job' on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/keeGXF8Ajms?si=ORCUPhF_Bhf1aiXY Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers is joined by longtime friends of the show, comedians Kyle Clark and Luke Jensen! We kick this one off by celebrating free speech and the recent in-court victory of an Alabama granny who got arrested at a protest for dressing up as a gigantic weiner. Then, we go EXTREMELY international by testing out the Chinese version of an African energy drink. Luke takes us on a tour of his hometown of Fargo, North Dakota, and LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Follow Kyle Clark on social media @KyleClarkIsRad Follow Luke Jensen on social media @LukeFJensen Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are guestless and care free! We chat about Rivers's newest Instagram freaks and a recent concert that Carter attended that made him feel old. We test out a mushroom energy drink called "Melted Forest", and then chat about two recent paranormal incidents relayed by high-ranking government officials. T. Rex's "Bang a Gong (Get It On)" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, folks! Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod '

In this episode, Rivers and Carter welcome comedian Allen Strickland Williams to Disgraceland for a SUPER FUN episode! We start this one out by touching on Kristi Noem's husband's shocking leaked photographs and Rob Schneider's embarassing stand-up set at CPAC. We test out L.A. Dodgers superstar Shohei Otahni's energy drink from the Kowa-Syncron Corporation. Then, we take a trip down to the suburbs of Jacksonville to Allen's homeown of Orange Park, Florida. From a pig-eating gator, to half-human half-chimp hybrids, to the worst Wendy's in the Sunshine State, this town has it all! Finally, we've got a JAM OF THE WEEK from Jacksonville superstars Lynyrd Skynyrd. Tune in now, folks! Follow Allen on Instagram @AllenStricklandWilliams and on Twitter @TotallyAllen Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgracelad Studios with comedian Adam Quesnell! We heat things up with a spicy energy drik called "Cocaine". Then, we chat about Bill Maher's Mark Twain snub and Sam's ancestor who REALLY hated jazz. Rivers shares an wild article from 1898 in Adam's home state of Minnesota and, speaking of which, Prince's "When Doves Cry" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen, y'all. Follow Adam on Blue Sky @FAQRules and listen to his podcasts 'Movies Over My Hammy" and "Trek in the Valley". Check out Adam's special, 'Egghead', on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrhh1Fmw0_w Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode. Carter and Rivers are chillin' at Disgraceland Studios with filmmaker and comedian Seth Pomeroy! They kick things off by diving into some potential summer anthems, featuring tracks from Afroman and a rising artist from the Bay Area named LaRussell. Then, we chug an energy drink called "Bloom". Bloom is made by a couple of natural healing podcast weirdos and contains something called "Galactomannan." Rivers tells the boys about the weirdest event of 1940s Hollywood, "The Battle of Los Angeles." Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Póg mo thóin, y'all. Give us a listen. Follow Seth on everything @SethPomeroy Watch Seth's video essay about Elliott Smith here: https://youtu.be/sSvCGQyqsCQ?si=FKfMw2taUA618wU0 Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with TWO incredible guests: comedians Jon Allen and Blake Hamilton! The boys start things off by chugging a Swedish energy drink that tastes like candles and talking about a song from 1997 scientifically designed to be the worst ever. Then, they talk about the WWE debut of Danhausen, who made his grand entrance from a gigantic wooden box. This leads into Rivers's deep dive into the true stories of guys who mailed themselves and the disastrous outcomes that followed. Bob Seger's "Night Moves" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in, everyone! Follow Jon on social media @TheJonAllen Follow Blake on social media @Blake__Hamilton Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are hanging out at Disgraceland Studios with comedian and professional wrestling commentator Erik Barnes! Things kick off with a discussion about some peculiar personalities Rivers recently discovered on Instagram and Carter's awkward experiences dining at restaurants with "Daddy" in their name. Then, they chug an energy drink called "Gorilla Mind" made by the steroid enthusiast who brought down the "Liver King". Rivers shares the story of Edgar Laplante, the conman who spent the Jazz Age posing as "Chief White Elk," a decorated Indigenous war hero who was actually just a two-bit white criminal from Rhode Island. Zac Brown Band's "Toes" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, folks. Follow Erik on social media @ErikWBarnes Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers is hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with comedian Atif Myers! We kick this one off by chugging literal salt water (pineapple-flavored) made by a treacherous crossfit man. Then we chat about Atif's hometown of Upper Marloboro, Maryland and its weird bloody history. Also, there's a human-goat hybrid that stalks the woods there. It's a kooky place. Electric Light Orchestra's "Don't Bring Me Down" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now. Follow Atif on social media @AtifMyers and check out his podcast "Sus Stories." Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are joined at Disgraceland Studios by TWO of our all-time favorite guests, comedians Joe Kaye and Kelly McInerney! We kick this one off by chatting about "The Big Game" and, more importantly, the halftime show from Bad Bunny and the other halftime show by Kid Rock. Then, we chug a tangerine-flavored energy drink made by the Mexican juice company Jumex. That leads us down a weird rabbit hole into the wacky world of performance art. REO Speedwagon's "Take it on the Run" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, folks! Follow Joe on social media @JoeCharles Kaye. Follow Kelly on social media @KellyMcInerney Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers anf Sam welcome comedian Aedan Danehy to Disgraceland Studios for a helluva good time! We kick this one off with TWO K-Pop-themed Red Bulls from Thailand. Then, we go through the story of the worst lottery winners in history, including the infamous "Lotto Lout" from the UK, teenage fortune squanderer Michael Carroll. Eric Church's "Record Year" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Listen now, y'all Follow Aedan on Instagram @Aedan333 and on Twitch @ItsMeAedan Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are THRILLED to welcome back to the show our ol' pal, comedian Robert Yasumura. We kick this one off by talking about some hilarious old-timey patent medicines from a website called "The Quack Doctor". Then, we try a modern day ungodly concoction, Alani-Nu's new "Cherry Bomb" flavor. We talk about the weird life and ignominious death of Dilbert creator and all-time curmudgeon, Scott Adams. Mungo Jerry's "In the Summertime" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen, folks. Robert is not on social media. Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are back in Los Angeles for the first pod of 2026! We're joined on mic three for this one by our ol' pal, filmmaker and comedian Seth Pomeroy. We kick this one off by chugging a Polish Monster Energy Drink. Then we check in on some Cameos from the sixteen-time World Heavyweight Champion, Ric Flair. Killswitch Engage's "The End of Heartache" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen, cuh. Follow Seth on all forms of social media @SethPomeroy Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys welcome comedian Sal Calanni to Disgraceland Studios for a grand ol' time. We start by paying homage to the late great Grateful Dead co-founder, Bob Weir. From there, we talk about some of the amusing flops at the recent Consumer Electronics Show. We give the new AriZZona Rizzler-flavored fruit drink a try. Rivers shares the story of the cartoonishly-evil 19th century San Francisco industrialist, Charles Crocker, and his 40-foot high "spite fence". We close it out by reading some weird comments left on Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl" music video on YouTube. This one is a ton of fun and we can't wait for you to hear it! Tune in now, y'all! Follow Sal Calanni on social media @SalCalanni and check out his new special "Mental Spillness" on his YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/salcalanni Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for UNCUT video versions of the podcast as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers is back in his hometown of Auburn, Alabama, cuttin' it up with some of the finest folks East Alabama has to offer in the "Squalor Parlour." Joining him are Auburn legend Miles Bugg, comedian Nick Morgan-Moore, and community organizer extraordinaire Warren Tidwell. We start by chugging the new Liquid Death energy drink. From there, Miles and Rivers share a wild tale involving an old friend's eyebrow-raising proposal tied to a Russian love bot website. We share some of our best-ofs for 2025, and about the most underrated villain of the year: FBI Director Kash Patel. Kash was recently on a podcast with his girlfriend talking about Uber Eats and Netflix, when he was supposed to be out looking for a triple murderer. We talk a bit about a new use for J.D. Vance's memoir and "Riders on the Storm" by The Doors is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen, folks! Happy New Year. Follow Miles Bugg on Instagram @BioBugg Follow Nick Morgan-Moore on Instagram @NickWMM Follow Warren Tidwell on Instagram @FireByFriction and support the Alabama Center for Rural Organizing and Systemic Solutions here: https://www.ACROSSAlabama.org Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers goes to Amoeba Music in Hollywood, CA to dig through the Bargain Bin for weird LPs with comedians Kevin Anderson and Joe Kaye. The albums we played and talked about are as follows: Dirty Angels - 'Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye' (1976) Poppets - 'Steal it Like a Thief' (2013) Pat Travers - 'Makin' Magic' (1977) Watery Love - 'Decorative Feeding' (2014) Robert Storey - 'Come Up and Hear My Etchings' (2018) Mental as Anything - 'Spirit Got Lost' (1983) Snowball - 'Defroster' (1978) Kate Davis - 'Fish Bowl' (2023) Sailcat - 'Motorcycle Mama' (1972) Agapeland - 'Sir Oliver's Song: A Musical Lesson About the Ten Commandments' (1979) Mane - 'Alpha Female' (2017) The Bad Joke That Ended Well - 'The Bad Joke That Ended Well' (2012) Follow Kevin on everything @KBAndersonYo Follow Joe on everything @JoeCharlesKaye Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

HO! HO! HO, Y'ALL! In this episode, Rivers is snowed-in at Disgraceland Studios hangin' out and roasting some chestnuts with our ol' pal, comedian Justin Lain! We test out Sprite + Tea and talk about Christmas in Justin's hometown: New Orleans, Louisiana. We also chat about some of the worst gifts ever given according to folks on Reddit, and we've got a new batch of horrible Christmas songs to check out. Eartha Kitt's "Santa Baby" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Happy Holidays, folks! Hope it's a good one. Thank you for listening. Follow Justin on social media @TheJustinLain Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything! Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are hangin' at Disgraceland Studios with our ol' buddy, comedian Dave Yates! We try out an energy drink made by a VERY intense ex-Marine and podcaster named "Jocko". Then, we talk about the life and recent Congressional ambitions of Vince Offer aka "The Shamwow Guy". We chat about our favorite concert experiences of 2025 and Black Shelton and Trace Adkins' "Hillbilly Bone" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, y'all. Follow Dave on all forms of social media @YatesComedy and buy a bottle of Ha Ha Hot Sauce here: https://www.hahahotsauce.com Music at the end is "Christmas in My Coffin" by Nobody's Peach.

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with our ol' pal and the pride of Lookout Mountain, comedian John-Michael Bond! We kick this one off by downing a reality TV couple's very coconutty energy drink. Then we talk about some of the most morally dubious reality TV shows of all time. After that, we sample a bit of the U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary's erotic poetry. Plus, our big dumb president is making his Hollywood dreams come true in reuniting the whole gang from the film Rush Hour. John-Michael takes us on a tour of his hometown of Chattanooga, TN, and Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen, folks! Follow John-Michael Bond on Instagram @JohnMichaelsMistakes Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for UNCUT video versions of the podcast as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with Warren Tidwell and Adam Keller! Warren and Adam are labor organizers from Alabama who came to L.A. to do a little direct action at the L.A. Auto Show. We talk about their very serious and important work before going into some good ol' shenanigans. We sample a Country Time Pink Lemonade energy drink and talk about the surprisingly weird history of pink lemonade. Then we talk about some A.I.-powered toys with dark implications and some Thanksgiving horror stories. Hank Williams Jr.'s "Family Tradition" is our JAM OF THE WEEK. Happy Turkey Day, folks! Give us a listen. Find the Alabama Center for Rural Organization and Systemic Solutions here: https://www.acrossalabama.org Listen to Adam on The Valley Labor Report here: https://tvlr.fm Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for UNCUT video versions of the podcast as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod