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She's not a f'cking "WRITER"! Blasphemers. Soy. Quack therapists, pills and doctors... oh, and don't listen if you're hypersensitive about these issues and can't deal with anyone having a different opinion and/or life experience than yours. This isn't NPR, byatches.

She's not a f'cking "WRITER"! Blasphemers. Soy. Quack therapists, pills and doctors... oh, and don't listen if you're hypersensitive about these issues and can't deal with anyone having a different opinion and/or life experience than yours. This isn't NPR, byatches.
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She's not a f'cking "WRITER"! Blasphemers. Soy. Quack therapists, pills and doctors... oh, and don't listen if you're hypersensitive about these issues and can't deal with anyone having a different opinion and/or life experience than yours. This isn't NPR, byatches.

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(81) Eva Longoria Lies About Eating Cheetos On Twitter!

11/30/2012
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New mini-podcast, can you believe it?! Haven't posted in a very long WHILE but had to say something about some of the things we have seen on our Twitter timeline NAMELY Eva Longoria LYING about eating Cheetos! Miss you all terribly and not sure when there will be another podcast but someone had to tackle this tough issue once and for all! Music: Earth Versus the World - The Polish Ambassador Love to love you, Sandi Catch up with us at http://TheLesbianMafia.com and...

Duration:00:08:15

(81) Eva Longoria Lies About Eating Cheetos On Twitter!

11/29/2012
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New mini-podcast, can you believe it?! Haven't posted in a very long WHILE but had to say something about some of the things we have seen on our Twitter timeline NAMELY Eva Longoria LYING about eating Cheetos! Miss you all terribly and not sure when there will be another podcast but someone had to tackle this tough issue once and for all! Music: Earth Versus the World - The Polish Ambassador Love to love you, Sandi Catch up with us at http://TheLesbianMafia.com and...

Duration:00:02:33

(80) What Are We Talking About?

4/26/2012
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Ciao, long time. Ignore the color of the audio player (on the site) it's ugly and needs to be changed. Nicole begins with an audio apology for being a slacker s.o.b so I “audio” answer because these bitches do NOT help me for shit! Let's hope they aren't as LAZY in the sack as they are with NOT EVER helping me with this podcast!!! It’s just me and Nicole on this one and it’s gets a little contentious and I do some yelling because the Lesma bishes have been slackin’ too long but it’s all in...

Duration:00:11:21

(79) Chica Bomb

1/19/2012
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Finally been bullied into posting a new show, it’s been forever! Been having some technical issues with the site, PLEASE ignore the hideous colors on the audio player, they’re DEFINITELY temporary, but we ARE going to try to post more regularly and if you don’t like this one, blame the listeners who finally got us to get it done and post this one! Longer than usual mono where I talk catalog models, and things. Nicole decides to record while drinking which is the first time anyone on the...

Duration:00:53:10

(78) Lezbun Sessions

11/4/2011
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mono is super short and TBFTGOG plays for too long but what are ya gonna do? experimenting on skype with Lale in LA and of course the sound is dreadful. we talk cigs, lesbian repair men, and more!!! Nicole and I chat about her leaving the psych ward gig, coming out at her new one, and other stuff like what to do when you find out that you’re not sexually compatible with your partner late in the relationship. disclaimer: horrified at even the possibility of my nephew being gay because I...

Duration:00:42:15

(77) The We Hate This Show Show But Love You Like Crack Cocaine

8/23/2011
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We really do hate this particular podcast with a passion. We talk a lot about nothing but here it is regardless, because we feel intensely pressured to post content even if it’s devoid of meaning … like Julie Chen’s every tear. Mostly all of it is recorded on the portable, which is lazy, so it’s tinny, there’s lots of shouting and the sound goes in and out. You know we like to keep it Hollywood. And while we realize not every song your girlfriend/partner likes is autobiographical,...

Duration:00:36:00

(76) Kaleidoscope

6/22/2011
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Not really sure what's happening here but at listener's requests we tried AGAIN do to a prank and clearly it's not working out. Just can't seem to get thru them like we used to, not sure why. We will try again in the future and hopefully get them right again. After the Gay Girl from Damascus hoax revealed that Lez Get Real "A Gay Girl's View on the World" was yet another hoax. The site is still up, they've accepted zero accountability and if possible seem even crazier than we already...

Duration:00:38:35

(75) Prank Fails and Jive

4/30/2011
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Maybe we’ve outgrown the pranks, yeah? We tried over and over and over to get through one prank and failed every single time. Tune in and you’ll hear how pranks with lots of potential go from bad to worse because of our inability to execute, as me and Niki pretend to be a couple on the rocks. At 59, Mom spontaneously tells her very first joke ever, from of all places, an ER bed during a medical emergency; conversely, after decades of buffoonery my trying out some goofy generic one liners...

Duration:00:41:22

(74) Are Women The Inferior Sex?

1/18/2011
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20 minute monologue, a message to 2030, crazies, gay male sexist oppressors, tackling the tough questions on woman-haters and why they have no b@lls, Hollywood crap movies, then Lale calls in and we talk Giffords, fire arms and Jersey Shore. blogs referenced Why we have too few women leaders http://is.gd/jgBNG LGBT and Liberal Feminist Hypocrisy Defend Islam While Women are Whipped http://is.gd/iHfnz

Duration:00:55:18

(73) Karma By Dog Leash

1/18/2011
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Mark Dadoff; Feminazis who are just as man-hating as misogynists are woman-hating; Liberal Nimbyism; Reactionary righty pundits who play the game and believe w/o bothering to thoroughly examining their beliefs… Mark Madoff, oldest son of Bernie Madoff, hangs himself with dog leash in SoHo apartment http://is.gd/iDPAZ Music: All I Want For Christmas Is You – Mariah Carey http://is.gd/iEJky update: was wrong re: Malkin. knew disparity btwn top 20% & bottom 80% but didn’t see the connection...

Duration:00:23:39

(72) Master of Intellectassy

1/18/2011
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Solo Rant. Lots of yelling. Warning: If you are in love with 0bama DO NOT listen to this show and start whining. Just continue shunning us, we love that. Maybe it was the guy who shot the TV at Bristol Palin over Dancing with the Stars who Twittered TLM last night. He tried to school me and let me know my place. I’m certainly not as smart as he is if I don’t recognize what a “MASTER of Intellect and Genius” 0bama is. Interesting choice of words, Master. Surely, I must not be as much of a...

Duration:00:25:58

(71) Are We Podfading?

1/18/2011
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Understatement of the year: “That really hurt me;” Nona’s World War II PTSD poverty complex; Some chatting w/friends re: Liza Minelli; Lez Social Scene; Mr. Softee; Being taken advantage of by one of Giulliani’s; Dirty Talk; Your vadge & chlorinated toxins, including dioxin; Sister Louis Marie & more! This one’s a little slow moving, it’s been a while. P.S. – If you mis-take this intro for “making fun of fat people” and NOT the hilarity of a crazy news piece, you might want to continue...

Duration:00:44:51

(70) What The Hell Is Going On?

1/18/2011
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Miley Cyrus, Tammy & Melissa Lesbalimony, Opinions and what do they really mean?, The Definition of a Lesbian conclusion via Twitter, The Real L Word, Julianne Moore in Kids Are Alright is gonna learn right here and right now that Lesbians are not bisexual. Somebody has to tell us what in the gay hell is going on in the world that some VERY delusional people actually think this is a topic for debate. (update: there were some issues w/ today’s podcast post. no one was able to link or...

Duration:00:30:43

(69) IMPORTANT: NEW FEED ADDRESS AND WEBSITE RELAUNCH!

5/1/2010
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Hellooo! As of May 3, 2010 this program is relaunching it's website http://www.thelesbianmafia.com and has a new iTunes address: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id370996168 Please come by http://www.thelesbianmafia.com and check out the new digs. It way more user friendly and functional, we hope you like it. We'll be taking your comments feedback and suggestions on the site and at info@thelesbianmafia.com. See you there! Love you long time. Sandi

Duration:00:03:12

(68) Eat Me

4/17/2010
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Due to the high volume of requests we've posted this recent material that didn't turn into a show, so here are some lazy files off the portable. March was our 3rd anniversary, thank you very much to those who have donated, and/or purchased apparel, and for tuning in and hanging out with us. We love your company! We've also received your voice-mails and will incorporate them in to future shows, please be patient it may take a little while but we love hearing from you!...

Duration:00:35:34

(67) bell hooks

3/24/2010
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Hello Lovers, We are still on a bit of a vacay and hope to return soon. In the meanwhile, we managed to snag part of an interview we heard on WBAI with esteemed author, thinker, teacher, and foremost theorist on feminism, gender, race, class and culture, bell hooks, author of over 20 books. She discuesses parenting, critical thinking, Precious, conflict, the deradicalization of feminist women's studies and black studies, women's health and self-care. First, there is a highly relatable funny...

Duration:00:27:19

(65) 'Outrage' Director Kirby Dick

2/1/2010
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Interview with prolific filmmaker Kirby Dick on his controversial movie Outrage, which outs closeted gay politicians who vote to pass anti-gay legislation. His film SICK (1997) won the Special Jury Prize at Sundance and the Grand Prize at the Los Angeles Film Festival. Dick also directed the controversial TWIST OF FAITH (2005), a film about a man who confronts past sexual abuse by a priest, which was nominated for an Oscar. Closing commentary from Sandi. Outrage is available for purchase on...

Duration:00:56:54

(64) Love & Rage (Mini)

1/12/2010
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She's not a f'cking "WRITER"! Blasphemers. Soy. Quack therapists, pills and doctors... oh, and don't listen if you're hypersensitive about these issues and can't deal with anyone having a different opinion and/or life experience than yours. This isn't NPR, byatches.

Duration:00:15:00

(63) Stop the Insanity! w/Susan Powter

12/21/2009
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Out Three-time New York Times best-selling author and creator of the “Stop the Insanity!” movement, Susan Powter, like you've never heard her before. We talk Wellness, Radical Feminism, Lesbian Culture, her new book The Politics of Stupid and more ... http://susanpowteronline.com ____________________________ PS. The Trevor Project crisis and suicide prevention for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning (LGBTQ) youth 1-866-4-U-Trevor http://www.thetrevorproject.org...

Duration:01:02:00

(62) Intrvw w/ Playboy Bunny Stephanie Adams

11/17/2009
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After reading about Playboy's first out "lesbian" centerfold, Stephanie Adams, "switching teams" on page 6 of the New York Post, we decided to give her a call (before we ripped her hair out, meh heh heh!) to hear her side of the story. http://stephanieadams.com http://www.GODDESSY.com We would also (again) like to thank Hadas B. for the contributions to this program and continual support, especially the recent contribution to LOVE 146 in honor of The Lesbian Mafia. http://www.love146.org