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The best prank calls and comedy podcast in the multiverse

The best prank calls and comedy podcast in the multiverse


United Kingdom


The best prank calls and comedy podcast in the multiverse






My Husband’s Purse

My Husband's Purse Ron is finally back in business and showing the amateurs how to do calls. Sorry for the brief absence but we are about to more than make up for it! This week an angry customer attempts to Tweet Ron to death, we meet a top level business lady who refuses to pay for software, we meet a lady who forgot her password and that's everybody's fault, one lady refuses to take a layover at Jeff's house, we deal with some crazy sex parties in people's houses, we meet a man who is too...


7060 Pillow Biters

7060 Pillow Biters I shouldn't talk about where this show name even comes from but if you listen it's definitely in there. This week we meet a whole new cast of characters including a very angry lady with some missing french fries, some really dumb people with hacked Facebook accounts, a very confused man with a rental truck, a family who were turned radioactive by the power company, a reckless couple trying to vacation in Jamaica, Ron helps one caller to stroke his pole, one lady really...


Dear God Please Bring Back My Chainsaw

Dear God Please Bring Back My Chainsaw Robot Ron is dead and you are all to blame! With that out of the way let's have a rundown of what happened this week. Firstly Ron and Kathy have to deal with some serious abuse from a taxi driver, people just do not want to accept our premium monthly cancellation service, we meet a guy who is renting out his house for super cheap, Tyrone gets himself a new chainsaw, some crazy old lady asks for dick pics, and an actual racists gets what she deserves,...


High Birds Don’t Cry

High Birds Don't Cry Welcome to a Macron Show with a fresh lick of paint, if you're watching the video version that is. We also got another show name that just wrote itself and we introduce the world to Virtual Ron. Some people love him, others want to cancel him, where do you sit? On this crazy packed show we meet a man who is looking to hit the big time on the stock market, we meet a female magician who kinda likes Ray's email, a lady who really really wanted lots of salads, we attempt to...


All Aboard The Jizzboat

All Aboard The Jizzboat I love it when the show names just write themselves. On this crazy action packed show we meet a lady with a very interesting last name who really wants her reward points back, Tyrone gets himself a new umbrella, a dating site customer tries his luck with 3 lovely young ladies, we deal with a serious complaint about Kanye West stealing art, one man doesn't like what he did with his own hoodies, we try to sell some premium quality goose tape and we attempt to help...


Babykill INC

Babykill INC Welcome to Babykill INC where this show sure got dark real fast. This time we've got an old lady who can't stop looking at Ray's porn, a very angry redneck who invested his meth empire money into bitcoin, we meet another very whiny man who wasn't happy about his flight and another one who couldn't work out to use the camera on his fancy new iPhone, we also cause major disruption for someone trying to sell crappy jewellery, meet a lady who is planning to make bombs out of slow...


Look At Me: I’m Constance Now

Look At Me: I'm Constance Now Be sure to watch the video version of this show to catch Ron suffering by eating the world's hottest noodles live. Thanks to everyone that donated for this, this was probably the quickest donation goal ever reached because for some reason you all really seem to like seeing sweet gentle Ron suffer. This week we also meet a man who insists he does not want his Internet to be off for 2 weeks, another one of Tyrone's lovers suddenly doesn't want to buy him new...


Those Dogs Are My Children

Those Dogs Are My Children Welcome to another spectacular Mondays With Macron in which we have none stop awesome complainer calls all night. This time we meet a lady who doesn't want to sign up to a monthly cancellation service, a guy who doesn't know his son is Tyrone, a man who doesn't know how to make fire, a lady who's cruise got cancelled for some reason or another, a lady who got real mad about which seat she sat in on the plane and an entire apartment building who objected to having...


Bogo The Monkey

Bogo The Monkey Easiest show title ever. This show was an absolute blast. This time around we deal with serious issues at Robinhood, we meet a lady who flat out refuses to help clean up her local discount store, Ron helps an old lady with her tax return, we attempt to help a lady who has too much gravity, we deal with a very serious incident with an Uber customer and his service monkey, one lucky customer gets to talk to Rachael Ray about her cannabis needs, one lady is simply not pure...


I Didn’t Ask To Make Any Slime

I Didn't Ask To Make Any Slime We're back and better than ever! Sorry about last week's technical problems but we tried to make up for it this time. In this show Ron catches up with some people who recieved horrible prank calls on Saturday, only people on Patreon might know what that's all about. We also help a lady to make some cool slime even though she doesn't appreciate it, we meet a racist lunatic psychic man, one old couple will just not hang up when trying to get their refund, we help...


Homemade Swamp Jerky

Homemade Swamp Jerky So I only found out that today was a holiday in the States and that might explain why basically nobody wanted to pick up for us today. Despite this setback we still managed to get quite a few very strange characters to pick up including the lady from the last Patreon show who just likes to scream, a lady who lost her cosmetics order to some guy called Tyrone, a lady who complained about getting an iPad instead of a Chromebook, for some reason, and then had her daughter...


Come And Get Your Love

Come And Get Your Love Finally the show names are calming down a little bit. In this show the complainers decide they mostly don't want to pick up, but that doesn't stop us from forcing many of them to do so anyway. We also have great fun with some of our favourite multi level marketing scam jewellery sellers. We also manage to start our own brand new soap opera, cheer up an old lady who just had surgery, meet man who's phone is way too fancy for the likes of us, we schedule some goosings...


Sluts Should Be Included With The Bed

Sluts Should Be Included With The Bed Welcome to 2021 people let's start things with a bang! Lots of crazy complainers this time around including a really lame guy who would not stop calling about his pizza, a lady who ordered Outback Steakhouse for a new year's dinner, a couple who had no business being at a theme park, a guy who bought two treadmills, Tyrone gets a new shirt, we chat to a friendly cop who won't let us prank people, Carpel loses her shit with a very whiny complainer and Ron...


Paula Hole’s Bag of Genuine Super-Real 1000% Authentic Syphilis

Paula Hole's Bag of Genuine Super-Real 1000% Authentic Syphilis This is what happens when we let Munch name the show. Welcome to the last Mondays With Macron of 2020, and thank goodness. This show is full of surprises including an almost full Carpel face reveal, make sure you're on Patreon to see the whole thing. To see out this god awful year we deal with a lady who for some reason did not want to be repeatedly charged for talking to us, a man with a defective blower, a lady who could just...


Gary Christmas Ya Filthy Animals

Gary Christmas Ya Filthy Animals No we didn't spell the show name wrong you have to listen to the whole thing to understand this week's bad pun. In this run up to Christmas show we meet a lady who ordered the wrong shoes and refuses to stuff them with newspaper, there is a terrible incident involving a failed game show, Tyrone gets a new bread bin, one lady mysteriously gets a strange goose on her computer, a lady complains that she ordered Christmas cards and then they arrived and another...


President Truman’s Test Tube Babies

President Truman's Test Tube Babies Welcome to another 4 hours of the best prank calls around! This time we had quite the cast of characters including an old man who we tried to convince was an alien test tube baby, Ron helps a guy figure out how to use his masturbation machine and then he REALLY wants a refund for some reason, we try and fail to goose several very sceptical people, Tyrone gets a new trash can but doesn't get to speak to the lady because Ron goes off on her, one guy really...


The Mayor Gets Dick Warts From Mrs. Butt’s Box

The Mayor Gets Dick Warts From Mrs. Butt's Box Once again this whole thing of naming shows after people with silly names is really getting away from us. But what do you expect from a show with a Mrs. Butt, a Mrs. Clim and a Dick Warts? We decided to start this show a little later than usual and it kinda worked out because we got way more pickups during the early part than we did before, but I think the best calls are still towards the end of the show. This time we meet an actual town mayor...


Small Willis

Small Willis This is probably my favourite cheap pun show title I've though of this year, listen to this and and then tell me; do you see what I did? DO YOU SEE?! As well as this stroke of genius this time around we meet a lady who gets super angry at Tyrone for taking her coats, a very angry lady finds peace in having her phone reset, sweet gentle Ray suffers repeated abuse because of his Irishness, Ron threatens to put an old lady's head through the wall for making out that People magazine...


Midget Men From The Ukraine

Midget Men From The Ukraine Another show where you just have to listen to find out where the name came from. In this week's exciting adventure we catch up with Mr. Pussy himself, Ray steals a lady's glasses, Tyrone steals someone's house, one man causes a big fuss over $10, Ray is horrified to find gay porn on someone's computer (and there is a LIVE goose in the studio this week!) we also have one complainer talk to a real live NFL player about his safety concerns and several people threaten...


Mars Attacks

Mars Attacks Hi everyone how ya durrrrin? So once again this week for the first part of the show only a couple of people wanted to pick up the phone, but boy did it get better after that! We had a woman who could not figure out what size jacket she wanted, Tyrone stole someone's magazine subscription, Gaspian gets called a terrorist, a Boston Market complainer completely agrees with everything Ron says, a lady gets very very upset about her leaky vapes and Ron and Carpel do a lie detector...