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The Natty Bumpercar Bumperpodcast

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Every week, Natty Bumpercar presents a few ounces of ridiculousness with a dash or two of stupefaction. It’s totes banoo!

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United States

Description:

Every week, Natty Bumpercar presents a few ounces of ridiculousness with a dash or two of stupefaction. It’s totes banoo!

Language:

English


Episodes

Help

2/9/2024
In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

Duration:00:14:33

Problem

1/19/2024
In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

Duration:00:14:33

Top Ten

12/21/2023
In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

Duration:00:15:18

Believe

11/27/2023
In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

Duration:00:16:33

Bagel

7/28/2023
In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

Duration:00:14:33

Birthday

7/11/2023
The Bumperpodcast is an uproarious improvised comedy podcast set in the zany town of Coffee-Can Alley. In the episode titled "Birthday," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, gathers to forget Natty's birthday with a delightful twist: they break into song! Prepare to be entertained as the characters belt out a medley of catchy tunes that will have you tapping your feet and laughing along. In addition to the musical festivities, listeners also get an intriguing update from the enigmatic Private Eye. With their signature blend of humor and mystery, the gang unravels the latest developments in Private Eye's adventures. This episode of the Bumperpodcast promises a rollicking good time as you join in the birthday celebration and uncover the secrets that unfold in Coffee-Can Alley. Tune in for a hilarious and melodious journey that will leave you wanting more! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar

Duration:00:14:33

Attendance

6/23/2023
"Attendance" is a lively and humorous episode from the Bumperpodcast, an improvised comedy podcast that takes place in the quirky town of Coffee-Can Alley. In this episode, Natty Bumpercar takes center stage as he delves into a range of comical topics, including the trials and tribulations of dealing with messy children, the absurdity of promotions, and the hilarity of receiving awards. As Natty shares his hilarious anecdotes and observations, listeners are treated to a blend of witty banter and relatable humor. With his unique storytelling style and knack for finding humor in everyday situations, Natty's comedic charm shines through. The episode invites you into the whimsical world of Coffee-Can Alley, where anything can happen, and laughter is guaranteed. "Attendance" captures the essence of the Bumperpodcast, offering a lighthearted and entertaining experience for comedy enthusiasts. With its blend of improvisation and clever comedic insights, this episode is a delightful addition to the show's repertoire. So sit back, relax, and join Natty Bumpercar as he takes you on a hilarious journey through the ups and downs of messy children, promotions, and the whimsical world of Coffee-Can Alley. You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar

Duration:00:12:32

Private Eye

6/9/2023
"Private Eye" is a thrilling and hilarious episode from the Bumperpodcast, an improvised comedy podcast set in the colorful world of Coffee-Can Alley. In this episode, Natty Bumpercar and Aloysius J. Pig encounter a Private Eye who is grappling with their own identity struggles. However, despite their personal challenges, the Private Eye agrees to lend a hand and help the duo track down the elusive Sir Reginald to retrieve the equipment needed for their podcast. "Private Eye" captures the essence of the Bumperpodcast, showcasing its ability to blend comedy and adventure in a whimsical setting. This episode will have you on the edge of your seat, eagerly awaiting each hilarious revelation and unpredictable turn of events. So buckle up and join Natty Bumpercar, Aloysius J. Pig, and the enigmatic Private Eye on their quest to recover their podcasting equipment and bring laughter back to the airwaves of Coffee-Can Alley. You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar

Duration:00:14:34

Telephone

5/30/2023
"Telephone" is a hilarious episode from the Bumperpodcast, an improvised comedy podcast set in the quirky town of Coffee-Can Alley. In this episode, Natty Bumpercar, Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig find themselves grappling with the boredom and restlessness that comes with not being able to produce their beloved podcast. As they navigate their way through this newfound void, their comedic chemistry and improvisational skills shine through. The gang's attempts to fill the podcast-shaped hole in their lives lead them down a rabbit hole of hilarious and unpredictable scenarios. From off-the-wall conversations to spontaneous antics, "Telephone" showcases the cast's knack for finding humor in even the most mundane situations. As they strive to overcome the boredom, the gang's witty banter and infectious laughter will keep you entertained and laughing along. "Telephone" is a testament to the Bumperpodcast's ability to bring laughter and entertainment through the art of improvisation. The episode highlights the camaraderie and comedic genius of the cast, reminding listeners of the joy that comes from shared laughter, even in the face of monotony. So sit back, relax, and join Natty Bumpercar and the gang as they navigate the comedic challenges of their podcasting hiatus in Coffee-Can Alley. You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar

Duration:00:14:34

Bumperpodcast #428 – Season 3 – News

4/28/2023
"News" is a side-splitting episode from the Bumperpodcast, an improvised comedy podcast set in the wacky town of Coffee-Can Alley. In this episode, Natty Bumpercar, Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig engage in a series of humorous tangents as they attempt to discuss some exciting news. As they get sidetracked by everything from current events to bizarre hypothetical scenarios, the gang's banter becomes increasingly absurd and comical.

Duration:00:14:34

Storage Wars

4/20/2023
.flex_column.av-c72jbr-948bf736dd66e2b00823eac496328dbb{ border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } "Storage Wars" is a hilarious episode from the Bumperpodcast, an improvised comedy podcast set in the quirky town of Coffee-Can Alley. In this episode, a new character named Sir Reginald makes an appearance and stirs up trouble as he lays claim to the gang's storage facility that contains all of their podcasting equipment. As the gang tries to fight back, they engage in a series of witty and zany banter that will have you laughing out loud. The episode also features the return of beloved characters Rufus T. Rufus and Aloysius J. Pig, who lend their unique personalities and comedic talents to the show. As the gang attempts to outsmart Sir Reginald and regain their storage facility, chaos ensues and hijinks ensue. With unpredictable twists and turns at every corner, "Storage Wars" is a must-listen for anyone looking for a good laugh. The Bumperpodcast is a show that celebrates improvisation and spontaneity, and this episode is a prime example of its comedic genius. You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript:Sir Reginald 0:03Get out, get out, get out. Who are you? And why are you here? I have purchased a storage container with all of these monies. And everything that is in here is mine. Are you doing coming in trying to rifle through on my good deeds, the things that I have purchased? Who are you? And what is your business? Oh, okay. Natty Bumpercar 0:33Wow, Hi, sorry. I'm Natty Bumpercar. And this is my storage container. And I, I don't know what's going on because I was supposed to be paid up through the entire year. And so are you telling me that the management like sold my storage unit to to you have Sir Reginald 0:55no bearing you have no business here? I have the deed of goods, I have the deed of rent, I have the receipts right here. And so what you will do is, accept this property. Be on your way? No, Natty Bumpercar 1:15no, I'm actually no, I'm not gonna. First off. You don't own the whole property for the storage unit building here. But also, this wasn't, this isn't right. We're both gonna have to go and find like, I guess the guy who's running the place or manager, whatever, and sort this out, because obviously, this is a huge misunderstanding. And yeah, we're gonna figure it out. I'm not gonna get too freaked out or angry. But I am kind of frustrated right now. So hold on one second. I just have to send a quick call. And we'll we'll get this figured out. Sir Reginald 1:54No, I say no, I am not on your time. You are on borrowed time, even just being here. You shouldn't be here. You do even have you walked away. He doesn't even have a storage unit here. And the more you know how I know because it's now my storage unit and them friend thing I see. And now many boxes, many crates. Many containers of such right goods are all mine. Natty Bumpercar 2:28I'm back. Just my friend was in the car. And oh, hey, hey, Ruth. Rufus. Please help me please. Hi. Yeah. Rufus T. Rufus 2:39It's a lot of lows matter now. Have what is it? I was just in the car, doing my saw duco and I need to say so myself. Can you focus with the numbers? I'm more of a word. Oh, sorry. Who's this gentleman now, Natty Bumpercar 2:58I don't know his name, but he claims that he purchased the storage unit, which has all the equipment and everything in it. And not He's not letting me go in. And I don't I think it's a misunderstanding. But I don't I don't I don't really know what's going on. Rufus T. Rufus 3:15Now. Hello. My name is Rufus T. Rufus.

Duration:00:14:34

Gramps

2/10/2023
Evidently, Natty has someone named 'Gramps' in his universe -- and that person stops by the show ...

Duration:00:14:34

How Are You

2/3/2023
.flex_column.av-r42pb-31cbf0f707efd804fcb168dcd9f01c87{ border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } "How are you?" is an episode from the hilarious and unpredictable improvised comedy podcast, Bumperpodcast, set in the quirky town of Coffee-Can Alley. This episode features the lovable and zany main character, Natty Bumpercar, as he navigates through his day-to-day life and all its absurdities. In this episode, Natty runs into a series of unlikely and humorous encounters as he attempts to answer the titular question, "How are you?" From interacting with eccentric town residents to getting into wacky situations, Natty's unique perspective and quick wit never fail to bring laughter to the listener. The Bumperpodcast is a non-scripted and unplanned show, meaning each episode is fresh and full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you entertained from start to finish. The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! Where to find us: You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! We have started adding the podcast to Youtube with ridiculous background videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzha2MH5Rf6T89JtRPNqbC0UOxRXxyU0v. Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Older Stuff: Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript:Natty Bumpercar 0:04I actually had to come out to the studio today and defrost the microphone. And and the board because it's so it's cold. It's so chilly out here. It's 55 degrees currently in the studio, which is kind of insane to me, but fine. This is the bumper podcast. I am Natty Bumpercar It is wonderful to talk to you today. How are you? I've missed you so much. No, no, really, I have I, sometimes people say how are you? And they don't actually want you to answer because it's like a formality. Right? It's like, oh, how are you doing? And then you have to make the mental societal calculation of, do I actually tell them how I'm doing? Do they really want to know how I'm doing? Or do I just go? Ah, I'm fine. Things are good. Like, right. But then sometimes they'll press a little bit. They'll go, ah, how's the family? How's the Giles's of wife? And it's like, oh, you're opening the door, you're really opening the door to do I'm gonna start talking, I'm gonna give you information. And then you're gonna, you know, wish you hadn't, you know, because a lot of times the how's it going? Is pretty surface. Because the people that you're saying, how's it going to? That generally implies to me at least that you haven't, you know, talked to them in a little while, and maybe you're not up on the day to day. And so, you know, the people who do know how it's actually going, they probably know for, you know, for the most part, so they don't have to say how's it going? Because they just know. So then the people who come up to you and say, How's it going? They aren't up on the news, right? They know they don't get your they don't subscribe to your newsletter. Right? They don't read your, your, your blog, their your RSS feed, they're not watching your tic TOCs. They don't know how it's going. And so when you're like, Well, who actually there's a lot going on, then you can see like their, their the skin on their face kind of tighten up a little bit. And they go Oh, no, what have I gotten myself into? Ah, all right, and then they try to what? Okay, there's you Well, that's great. See, I'm gonna No, no, no, no. Oh, friend. You just asked me how it was going. And I am going to do you have 45 minutes? Because I'd like to tell you how it's going.

Duration:00:14:34

Transparency in the New Year

1/10/2023
.flex_column.av-av_three_fourth-53b0b300fb3685750664fb085c5ad19d{ border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } We are back for a whole new year and a whole new season of ridiculousness! The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Show Transcript:Natty Bumpercar 0:00 I can eat Check, check, check any check, check. Hi everybody. It's me Natty Bumpercar. And well, I guess it's a new season. Well, I guess it's a new year. New Me. I don't know. I Rufus T. Rufus 0:16 think it should be an entirely new podcast given the fact Hi everyone. This is me. Rufus. T. Rufus. Given the fact that you've been disappeared for quite some time. Do you have any kind of explanations for the audience? You can't just leave them hanging like Producer 0:32 everyone needs me producer and not that you don't have to actually say anything. You're just you are a very busy man. And not everyone knows. You're doing lots of things and sometimes you get bogged down which is funny coming from a frog bug go good frog only log in a bog it's funny to me. It's a frog joke. Anyway. You don't have to tell Rufus anything. Okay, Aloysius J. Pig 0:54 Natty, I have you want to see me? I always just J pig heart coming in here. Hot. I'm coming in here hot. And I am bothered by this whole situation. Because here's the thing. I think you don't need it. I give an explanation. Everybody Bumpercar Because the last time you put out an episode was a the I don't know. I don't even I honestly, I don't even know my calendar doesn't go far that far back. Okay. So I appreciate when I think everybody would appreciate it as you maybe just a little bit of transparency. That's, you know, kind of one of those words these days. Oh, again, good, a little bit of transparency and let us know what's going on. Which is Natty Bumpercar 1:32 fine. Yeah, well, full transparency. I just went through 15 minutes with my computer with a giant spinning rainbow ball that was saying to me, Hey, we just everything just got lost, but evidently it didn't. So we're back. And that makes me happy. That's my transparency for you for right now. Santa 1:52 Now Natty, as your lawyer, I'm going to come out and tell you that that's not the kind of transparency that we are talking about. That's more like a translucency that's more like a or pigness or something like that what the people are looking for. They're looking for a clear window in which they can look through and see what you're talking about. Okay, and I don't feel like that's quite enough for you understand? Natty Bumpercar 2:21 Yeah. Okay, cool. What? What is happening right now? Is that do we? Do we get a telephone? I've always wanted to be a call in show. Somebody, answer quick. Aloysius J. Pig 2:38 Ha, ha allow this bump. I don't have high who who's? Natty Bumpercar 2:45 It's turkey in Turkey. Oh. Good point. Okay, thanks, Turkey. Wow, that was great. But thing I think maybe you hung up on him a little bit too fast. Like he was still talking or clicking are gobbling. I don't know. What is doesn't i Does anyone know Turkey talk? What is the gobble so God like you still got to be fair. Aloysius J. Pig 3:10 I was caught unawares. I was caught off guard. I didn't know that I was gonna be unfound duty. I kind of feel like maybe that's producers kind of kind of jam. And I I did I kind of I kind of freaked out a little bit and I just hung up. I didn't I didn't. Natty Bumpercar 3:28 Another one. Oh, producer get this good. This one producer. Producer 3:36 Oh, hello,

Duration:00:14:34

Coaching

10/21/2022
.flex_column.av-av_three_fourth-53b0b300fb3685750664fb085c5ad19d{ border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } There is nothing more rewarding or more likely to make me bananas than having the opportunity to coach my kid's teams. The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript: Natty Bumpercar 0:04 Let's talk about coaching. Let's talk about being a coach and the expectations of being a coach. Hi, everybody, it's me Natty Bumpercar. The bumper podcast. And I have been honored to I was the coach of my kids basketball team. And I had never played basketball. So that one was a little bit challenging. But I know enough about basketball that I could kind of, you know, wing it a little bit. But then the opportunity came up to coach his soccer team. And I played soccer, most of my life from growing up up until I think, junior year of high school or so. And loved it, loved it to pieces. And so when I found out they were looking for soccer coaches, I was like, Yeah, sign me up, you know. And it's funny, because, you know, the organization, I wasn't given any information, it was just like, sure your coach, show up. And I was like, okay, I can do that. And so I show I showed up the first day, and I got my team. There, the great team, great ghosts, was what is when I call them, I made a little I was like, You guys are the great ghosts. And they were like, okay, and then one kid was like, I want to be a great goose. And I was like, fine, I don't, whatever, that's great. And I had to learn all of their names, I made him stand in a line. And I because I think it's important, right? That these are these are you want them to feel, you know, like, they're part of the team, like they belong, like they have their own identity. And so they went through their names. And and whenever anyone would say their name, I would say, All right, everybody say hello to Tom, there's no tom, but I'm not gonna give you the kids names, because that would be untoward. But you know, and so then they would all introduce themselves. And then we kind of found out, you know, who was in third grade? Who's in fourth grade? And do you go to this school? Do you go to that school, just to kind of, you know, establish who everyone was, and try to build a tiny report. And the time that I had. Now, the first week was was was bananas, because we had two practices and three games within the span of seven days. So it was like, Hey, you're not playing soccer. And then all of a sudden, it was like, hey, guess what, you're doing soccer every single day of your life. And it was hard because the kids were getting very frustrated and tired. You know, because they're running around, they're playing hard. And, and when it's almost every day, there's just no break. So they don't get a chance to, to kind of come up, come back, relax, whatever. But the thing is, is we've, it's great. It's great fun. And I the reason I don't know if you can hear it in my voice, but it's a little bit raspy is because I basically scream, and from the time the game has started, maybe even a little bit before until the game has ended. And it's not because I'm angry. It's I am out there. And I, I really take a lot on like, I feel a real responsibility to, to get these kids to learn and to motivate them and to try to get them into spots where they can best, you know, have the chance for success. And it's difficult.

Duration:00:14:34

Doldrums

9/27/2022
.flex_column.av-av_three_fourth-53b0b300fb3685750664fb085c5ad19d{ border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } Have you ever heard of the doldrums? Have you ever even seen the doldrums? Well, you're about to! The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript:Natty Bumpercar 0:09 We haven't had a beat like this in a while oh let's just take this out all right here we go Aloysius J. Pig 0:19 what a call me Allah wishes and I am a piggy I moved from the farm to the big city they will call my name but it ain't no pity they call me I say hey pretty big he Natty Bumpercar 0:27 asleep on the stream see asleep on the train? I know it sounds silly or noisy. But I worry where we weren't going where I'm stressed why we were worried to the boiler room bro Aloysius J. Pig 0:36 don't worry just know that I got this Producer 0:40 man forcing your life or seeing your nose driving because I thought I'm a mental frog who would do this? Because everybody everybody who's with me now everybody everybody who's with me now no raise your hand up to this guy and turn Aloysius J. Pig 1:26 my car on see people call me your highness. Don't get it twisted, bro. I'm just worried about I'm allergic to shyness which is Producer 1:35 priceless. Price hurt. Everybody knows us priceless. Aloysius J. Pig 1:39 egg sack to mouth Dow Producer 1:43 soaring in Europe in the car because I can think this year my addicted to sugar. That's why I'm so sweet. I love fruits and veggies. I never eat meat. On the sidewalks. The bikes go on street they stopped any snow. They covered stuff. When I'm rocking the mic, you know rock beats Aloysius J. Pig 1:56 actually impressed? I'm very impressed. Very impressed. Very impressed with you. And all the rides and the music stuff you do. You're given an array can take no more. Okay, better stick around for what we have in store. Oh, oh, oh. Natty Bumpercar 2:29 1234 Holy, that was such a great way to kick the summer doldrums out. Thank you, ah, normally, every year that I've been doing this, which is over a decade now, August into September is brutal. And we only record like, a half an episode, if even that, and this year, you know, I think we did miss a couple of weeks because we were at the beach and whatever. But like, it's I think, you know, we made up for it with this amazing song. I don't, I don't know if that's like, just the podcast, or just everything, you know, like, you grow up, and you have your seasons, and you have your summer, which comes around and it's ingrained on us as kids that summer is this magical time and you're not in school, and you get to go and have all these adventures and you're going on vacation and you're hanging out with your friends, and you're in the pool. And then the summer comes to a close, the summer comes to an end and you get sad. And things start to slow down and you kind of start to get a little nostalgic, and you start to look back on the things you did this summer. And, and maybe the things you missed out on and the things you used to do during the summer. And you know the things that you you miss from from from the past. And then maybe you get a little bubble of nerves that you're going to be going back to school. And and you don't know who's going to be in your class and who's who's who's going to be your teacher? And What room are you going to be in and what are you going to wear and what are you going to learn and ...

Man 'O War

9/15/2022
.flex_column.av-av_three_fourth-53b0b300fb3685750664fb085c5ad19d{ border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } Eep! There are beasts out in the waters that are aiming to get ya! What will Natty ever do?! The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript:Unknown Speaker 0:03 What is going on bumper podcast? Can tears it's me Natty Bumpercar. And this is the bumper podcast. And I am so excited after last week's episode, or yesterday, whenever I don't know when you're hearing this, but the last episode, we were having some major audio issues. Evidently someone had moved the wires while we were on vacation. And we came back and started recording and producer was having a tough time. And he's actually under the board right now kind of trying to make sure everything is set as it should be. But everything we're seeing everything we're hearing right now. It seems good. So yeah, we were on vacation, we went to a place called Cape Cod. I think I mentioned that. And it was we've been going there for 12 years. And it's a very nice place and it's a wonderful vacation. But this year leading up to vacation. You know how it works. Like you're anticipating something, you're excited for something. You're have expectations like, Oh, we're gonna go to the beach, it's going to be relaxing, it's going to be fun. There's going to be family, there's going to be sun, we're going to get ice cream, all these things. We're going to go in though in the water and boogie board. Which I kind of now want to know the etymology of boogie board, are you there's no boat, there's no dancing going on on these boards. Kind of boat. What are you gonna do? I'm gonna go out and Boogie in the waves okay with my board. Oh, it's a boogie board. But this year, in the months Matson month leading up to our big trip, the news for force where it was dug great white sharks found in massive droves and numbers off the shores of Cape Cod. And I was like, oh, that's, that's that's where we're going. Okay, well, that's kind of weird. That's a little scary. But we've been going there for so long and we've you know, kind of done our research as it were and know that kind of where we are is generally not where they're talking about there's there's another side where there are more sharks because they go there to visit their their seal friends. All their friends who are seals are on the other side. And the sharks typically like to go over and, and hang out with them. They're like, hey, seals, do you guys want to play pickup ball and the seals are like or whatever the seals say? And then magic happens. So that I was moderately okay with that. Now, this year, there was a wrinkle thrown into the news reports, where there was actually something else in the waters something insidious, something evil, called a man o war, not even a man of war. No, no, this thing it actually has an apostrophe in its name. Like if you're going down to Ocala hands to have a lovely drink, and maybe some sort of Unknown Speaker 3:20 have what kind of food shepherd's pie There we go. So man o war, this me this creature doesn't even have time to say of oh, man, Anwar. And it's kind of like a jellyfish, but it's evidently not a jellyfish. But it has these tentacles, that are said, can be up to 30 feet long. So if there's a jellyfish type of organism in the water, that's 30 feet away, I'm not going to see it, I'm not going to know it's there.

Technical Issues

9/8/2022
.flex_column.av-codtjf-e8977cd9f8f8c39a869ccfa751fe92d8{ border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } We haven't had technical issues like this in quite a while. Hold onto your bricks! The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript:Natty Bumpercar 0:04Let's see what happens next. No one is ever really sure what happens until it actually happens. For instance, this morning I woke up which is normally something that I would completely expect to have happen. However, things were not as they normally seem. Things are not as they normally appear. Things were not as they normally should base Aloysius J. Pig 0:35about. I'm really diggin the new voice. But here's the thing, I'm convinced. Hey, everybody, it's me. Aloysius jpg, this is the bumper podcast. You might be listening on Montclair radio, what the heck? Radio Free Montclair, or you might be listening. You in your podcast, CATIA, suburban Essex magazine, were in it. What's up? Okay. Anyway, Bubba. The voice is great. But I'm pretty sure you're you're only doing it that long? Because you're afraid you're gonna lose it. Natty Bumpercar 1:12I don't I don't know. God pig, why did you distract me? I don't know. I'd love that. That was a fun character that I was doing a fun voice. And I don't like I lost it. Now now Rufus T. Rufus 1:30that you understand that in order for you to put a proper copyright on to a voice. You can't do that unless you get it on tape for more than a minute and a half. And I don't I believe you all need about 27 seconds. So if you can't figure out whatever that was, was and you can't you're not gonna be able to tell it's not your voice. Natty Bumpercar 1:53Yes, fine. I understand. Well, okay, great, fine. So now now what's going to happen is we're going to go through the rest of this podcast, and I'm going to be freaking out that I can't figure out how to do this voice. And then I'll go back and I'll listen to this podcast. It's at 27 seconds, and see if I can figure it out. That's what that's what's gonna happen right Producer 2:16now. It's me, producer. And I was wondering, I could maybe go back to the time of you making these funny voice and we could maybe do some time something with it. And maybe you could I don't know. Look, you got a little bit louder. That's what we were hoping for. Good. We could maybe see if we could maybe extended Yamani Tammany seconds do you need exactly I don't know. I Natty Bumpercar 2:48think Rufus said a minute and a half so that's what how many there's how many seconds are there in a minute, guys? Aloysius J. Pig 2:57I'm trying to I don't know. I didn't know it's gonna be a quiz. I didn't know there was going to be some sort of a math quiz. So we're seconds and a minute how many is there some sort of device we could ask or something like that? How many seconds? I dang a minute. Spot Elliot 3:16Oh, no. Man. seconds there already in a minute. I heard somebody come on in and please to to be telling me. Natty Bumpercar 3:33That was that was spot Elliot. I haven't seen I haven't heard spot Elliot on this podcast. So log in spot. Elliot is a cat. He's best friends with peanut Lu. And he has such a deep voice. I don't I don't know. Wow, Aloysius J. Pig 3:49did you sleep last night? Because, okay, first off, this podcast is very much off the rails as it tends to be. You'd never even said your name. You didn't say well, I already took care of the the ID.

Hot Money Bag

7/25/2022
.flex_column.av-av_three_fourth-53b0b300fb3685750664fb085c5ad19d{ border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } There is a crash, and a heat wave. Who knows if and how those things are related ... The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript:Natty Bumpercar 0:04 I want to say hello to all my guides all my girls and all my non binary pals. This is the bumper pod guys broadcasting live from the surface of the sun, because that's just how hot it is. Right? Aloysius J. Pig 0:26 I actually gave you $10 If you can maintain that Natty Bumpercar 0:31 what was that? What does something just fell and I don't know what it was but it was big I am so sorry. I hope I didn't hurt your ears. Hi. Aloysius J. Pig 0:41 This is lost the voice you lost a voice Natty Bumpercar 0:44 Yeah, okay, I lost the voice Fine. Fine. Fine. Aloysius J. Pig 0:46 Yeah. All this is not a safe work environment. I'm not sure how I needed to talk to. But I mean, we got that something fell off the shelf and it was it was lot Rufus T. Rufus 0:58 I just heard a commotion in here ever whatever wanted me Rufus Tim Rufus. And just wondering if anyone needs in the legal action or authority to be taken charge taken a hold because I didn't know and get injured in the calamity. Natty Bumpercar 1:19 No, no one got hurt. Just something fell off a shelf while we were recording. And it was it was loud, but I still don't even really know what it was. But everyone's okay, Rufus. Thanks for checking in. Well, Aloysius J. Pig 1:33 actually, I just wanted to jump in physically, obviously, I'm okay. Emotionally, I might be a little bit scarred. I might. So I'm just saying that. I don't know if there's any illegal legal ramifications or repercussions for something like that. But, you know, I do feel like this is going to impact me for quite some time. So roof is no sidebar. Maybe we should No, no, no, no, no, Natty Bumpercar 2:03 you don't need to talk to Rufus. Everything's fine reversed. You can you can skidooed or Skadoodle or skedaddle, or whatever it is you do Rufus T. Rufus 2:11 is I recently have taken to school Watlington which is your water but just scooting at the school bottle you understand but now you can't kick me out but it's Aloysius here he is asked me for some representation in what I can tell was a very stressful situation. What's a Natty Bumpercar 2:31 fit? uation? Are you trying to say situation? Trying to say a situation that fits and so becomes a bit junction you see, I'm pretty sure you're just making that up. I think you were trying to say situation and for some reason, you said fit and then you just are now trying to make it into a whole other word. Maybe just admit that you find you don't even have to admit anything. You know what? People say things sometimes aren't the right words. And you don't even have to admit it. You know, I'm gonna let it fly. I'm gonna let it pass. Because we have actual things to talk about on this episode of the bumper podcast and we haven't even gotten to anything Aloysius J. Pig 3:13 No, I think we've really have gotten to something is is you evidently now policing the words that are coming out of our mouths and how they are coming out of our mouths. And is this going to be a new thing? So like in the podcast, so if you're like, Oh, I'm totes bunu then am I gonna go and look it up and be like oh, but no isn't even really aware you know Rufus T. Rufus 3:39

Duration:00:13:57

Slow News

7/9/2022
.flex_column.av-av_three_fourth-53b0b300fb3685750664fb085c5ad19d{ border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } This episode starts off with a sweet jam -- and then devolves -- as most episodes seem to do ... Oh well, at least we have fun?! The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript: Natty Bumpercar 0:06 Okay, sometimes in the meantime, in between time, that's fine. And between times, that's me time Rufus T. Rufus 0:13 and my me time I grind rollover to the skipper's, cabeza de Loup. And now, because I don't like to rap ado, I'm gonna send it over producer to you. Producer 0:27 Well, I'm a frog in the bag and they sitting in the log, and you know that I mean, time on my grind because there's no, I do like to rhyme on the frog and to give him a bargain, you know, I see it on a log. And I know I'm the fear because I'm sitting right here and I'm sitting in my slime. Rufus T. Rufus 0:45 Wait a minute. That was pretty amazing. But what do you mean, you're sitting in your slime that kind of threw off the whole vibe of what we would go in for I think, yeah, I remember he was talking about bogs and logs and frogs. Now, that was all kind of fun. But then I'll add a no ways. Like I'm sitting him some slack. And I didn't approve. I don't know what that sounds kinda. I don't know. Maybe a little yucky to me. Producer 1:19 When I was resisting did you name if I'm a frog, and frog some things were kind of sliding, especially if we're in a swamp in a bog, which is kind of like a swamp and different sitting on. Log in a bog. Just like a frog. It gets kind of slimy. I don't know. What happens. It's natural for me. Aloysius J. Pig 1:44 Yeah. Okay. I guess. Can we cut the music real quick. Got it. Got it. Got it. Thank you. Okay, so I think in the future, maybe we just need to work shop arrives a little bit just so we don't get into any kind of uncomfortable situations. On it's much nicer. Okay. Nice. Better Music. Bumpercar Yep. Have you even said what we are yet? No. Oh, hi. No, I'm Natty Bumpercar 2:07 so sorry. We just went right into the song. I'm Natty Bumpercar And this is the bumper podcast and want to say hi to Radio Free Montclair as always, we had so far Aloysius J pig. And we had Rufus T Rufus. And we had a producer, he's the frog. And everyone I did some research and frogs. Actually, they are slimy. That's he was not saying anything weird. He was just kind of speaking his truth as it were. So it's okay. Producer, we appreciate your thank you. I appreciate that. Regardless of how slimy you are. Okay, Producer 2:48 so, the Okay, cool. You made a joke? I did it. Do you? Matter? Do you take anything? Seriously? Yeah. Rufus T. Rufus 2:56 Boy, this is gonna become some sort of an intervention, isn't it? I'm gonna go ahead and just say, Nettie, you're not on the hook, regardless of what you say here. So if you say yeah, of course, I take things seriously, that's fine. And if you say no, life is but a joke. And that's fine, too. You know, it gets kind of like, producers slam prog thing. We understand that with you. perception of reality, and how you deal with things means that sometimes you're going to be a little bit more than all the time. Um, yeah, Natty Bumpercar 3:32 I mean, okay, then. So I don't really know what to say. Of course, I do take some things seriously. But then, yeah, what you just said? Do I really have to talk about this rant? Yeah,

Duration:00:13:57