The Revisionists

We’re back and boy, we’re talking about a real bastard here: Victoriano Huerta! We’re joined by returning favorite Andres Becerril returns as Zach helps find an escape, Andres climbs into the ring, and Brian analyzes a Coppola film. CONTENT WARNING: Targeting of civilian populations, genocide We need your help! Write a fivew-star review on Apple Podcasts or your podcast app of choice and help new listeners find the show. Plus, write us a letter on our website and follow us on Instagram and our brand-new Bluesky!

We’re back, and we’re kicking off the real meat of the Mexican Revolution with the man who started it all! By…y’know, dying. The hilarious Gabby Gutierrez-Reed returns to help us talk about Francisco Madero! We love hearing from you! Follow us on Instagram or reach out with your questions, comments, or recipes using the form on our website. Also please review the show on your podcast app of choice.

Happy holidays y’all! We’re celebrating with a special episode on the original short* king**, Napoleon Bonaparte! The wonderful Josiah Branaman (of Pulp!) joins us as we talk about Josephine Bonaparte’s husband. *Not actually short **Not actually a king Note that this episode ends abruptly for reasons we address up front. Enjoy y’all! We love to hear from you! Reach out via our website or Instagram to ask a question, make a comment, or tell us we’re good good boys.

We’re back with another episode of our annual Halloween Spooktacular! The wonderful Katie Bowman returns as we talk about to notorious Gilles de Rais. Zach really takes a hit on the research here, Katie talks through her reading recommendations, and Brian imagines his ideal world. We love hearing from you! Message us on Instagram or via the the contact form on our website.

Thomas Weir: wizard and pervert or simple church-going man and also pervert? Allison Rose returns to help us kick off our annual Spooktacular! Zach welcomes a guest appearance from his cat, Allison paints a picture of a totally not suspicious dude, and Brian reveals his anatomy knowledge. We love hearing from you! Follow us on Instagram or write us a letter on our website.

We know it’s spooky season, but what’s spookier than the entrenched power of bourgeois capital bleh, vampire voice! Also, Brian can’t read a calendar. Anyway, we’re joined by special guest Byron Graham, talking about the life and regime of Porfirio Díaz, whose policies led to the outbreak of the Mexican Revolution. Zach delivers an unbelievable fact about Con Air, Byron discovers a severe form of revenge, and Brian channels and slanders Freddy Kreuger. Support Denver’s unhoused community this winter by buying some baked goods! Details can be found on our Instagram.

We’re back from our Summer sabbatical and we’re kicking off with a new kind of episode! Before we launch our Mexican Revolution miniseries in a couple weeks, we’re getting caught up with thousands of years of Mexican history with special guest Jose Macall. Zach diagnoses Brian, Jose deals in southern real estate, and Brian has found a new bummer. NOTE: we had to use the Zoom backup audio for this recording and, as a result, Jose’s audio is a bit distorted. Apologies for the diminished quality.

We’re back, yarrrrr! And we dug up friend of the show the hilarious Mitch Jones to help us talk about famous pirate and also total sack of crap Jean Laffite (and his equally crappy but more boring brother Pierre)! Zach draws historical parallels to an SNL star, Mitch calls in the aid of the dolphins, and Brian gives us the Avengers of American jerks. Reach out today with your comments, questions, and more! You can reach us on Instagram (@revisionists_podcast) or by writing us via our website. And consider taking your support to the next level by pledging as little as $1 a month on Patreon.

While Brian continues his recovery (it’s nice to eat solid food again), we bring you another classic episode, this one the closer for our second Halloween Spooktacular: Countess Elizabeth Bathory featuring Caitie Hannan! We’ll be back soon and please enjoy this horny lady Dracula.

Y’all, let’s get real for a second: Brian has been very sick. Everything’s fine, but we sadly don’t have a new episode for you today. Instead, please enjoy this classic with the hilarious Kevin O’Brien: Catherine the Great!

Avast, ye mateys! We’re back in our usual time slot to talk about one of the big dogs of piracy: Bart Roberts (aka Black Bart, John Roberts, or guy eating a terrible slop bowl) with one of the big dogs of friendship, Russell Carlsen! Zach pulls out an unexpected memory, Russell is objectified right off the bat, and Brian is all about family. We love hearing from you! Follow us on Instagram (@revisionists_podcast) and take your support to the next level by subscribing to our Patreon.

NOTE: Brian is still having computer issues, which means that there are quite a few audio glitches this episode. We apologize for the lapses in quality, hopefully he’ll be able to buy a new computer soon. We discuss the pirate queen of Ireland Grace O’Malley with returning favorite (and pirate queen of Colorado) Jen Kolic! Zach spoils a Robert Pattinson movie, Jen asks for Brian’s credentials, and Brian keeps you rockin’ on your morning commute. We love hearing from you! Write us a letter via our website, follow us on Instagram, and take your support to the next level by pledging as little as $1/month on Patreon.

We’re back! After an unplanned hiatus of scheduling snafus, computer kerfuffles, and disease downers, we’re coming in hot with the first in our miniseries on pirates, which is sure to be a fun time without any gruesome or upsetting…oh…oh no. It’s the Harpe Brothers. Steve Vanderploeg is here. Just…content warning for violence, sexual assault, and violence against children. God, history sucks. I’m aware that there are a few audio errors this episode (and new filler theme music). I’m getting a new computer soon, but for now we’re just having to make do and we appreciate your patience. We love hearing from you! Reach out via our website or Instagram (@revisionists_podcast) and take this to the next level by pledging as little as a dollar a month via Patreon!

Happy Halloween everybody! We close out this year’s Spooktacular by talking about explosion enthusiast, sex-cult joiner, demon summoner, and subpar spy Jack Parsons with the wonderful Micah Thurston. Zach has a special Halloween send-off, Micah plays with the established timeline, and Brian encourages listeners to envision their dream cult. Right now, we need your help! Introduce new people to the show by writing a 5-star review on your podcast app, share on your social media, or just tell a friend who may enjoy it! You can also write us a letter on our website, follow us on Instagram, or pledge just $1 a month on Patreon.

Don’t go into that creepy basement, check out our new episode instead! The brilliant Jen Kolic returns as we discuss the horrifying story of Carl Tanzler, in the second of our three-episode Halloween Spooktacular! Zach teases an even more upsetting episode topic, Jen gives us a little gross payback, and Brian gives his last will and testament. Help us out in less than 5 minutes! Write a review on your podcast app and help us get more listeners. Write us a letter or ask us a question on our website, Twitter, or Instagram and take your support even further by pledging as little as $1 a month on Patreon.

Claw your way out of that grave, listeners: it’s the start of our annual Halloween Spooktacular! We’re joined by the wonderful Brad Galli to talk about the grave-robbing killers Burke & Hare. Zach slips on the Scottish accent like an old glove, Brad gives an architecture tour of Denver, and Brian kicks off this month in a thematically appropriate way! Did you know that reviewing this show is a super easy an effective way to help us out? Leave a written 5-star review on your podcast service and bask in our love. You call also reach us through our website, Elon Musk brand Twitter, or Instagram. Take your support even further by pledging as little as $1 a month on Patreon!

We close out our miniseries on anti-fascist history by taking a look uncomfortably close to home by talking about the heroics of Frank Emi! Plus, we’re joined by the brilliant and hilarious Kira MagCalen. Zach admits when he’s wrong, Kira knows how she would act under pressure, and Brian learns a horrible salsa truth. We love hearing from you! Reach out via our website, Twitter, or Instagram and take your support even further by pledging as little as $1 a month on Patreon.

Sister Kate McCarthy was a six-foot nun who killed Nazis. If you aren’t already into this story, I don’t know that I can help you. Join us and returning guest Kris Boruff (of the Movie Trap podcast) as we continue our miniseries on anti-fascist history! Zach gives us an impossible movie title task, Kris talks about how to hide a nun, and—for one lucky listener—Brian unlocks a suppressed nun fetish. We love hearing from you! Reach out via our website or Instagram or take your support even further by pledging as little as $1 a month on Patreon.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode deals with the violence of the Holocaust. We don’t go into graphic detail, but it also can’t be avoided. We wrap up our con artists miniseries and kick off our “Resisting Fascism” miniseries (the fascists made us do it) by talking about someone who used his con artist skills for the ultimate good: Raoul Wallenberg! Special guest Bridget Callahan joins us, and helps us remember that we are still technically a comedy podcast! Zach, Bridget, and Brian want you to help fight fascism with whatever tools you have (also it’s very late at night and I’m mad so this is in lieu of the traditional show notes). We love hearing from you! Reach out with a comment or question via our website or Instagram and take your support to the next level by pledging as little as a dollar a month on our Patreon to unlock fun rewards!

Brian opens this episode with an appeal for you to support your local abortion fund. If you’re looking for one, Cobalt is near and dear to our hearts, or you can support the National Network here. There’s like 7 minutes of sad preamble to this episode about Roe, so be prepared for that. We’re back and, y’all, this one is one of our biggest episodes ever! Steve Vanderploeg and a very special surprise guest help us talk about L. Ron Hubbard! Due to computer issues, Brian had to record on a laptop in his kitchen and not the studio, so his audio is a little off, which we hope is not too noticeable. We love hearing from you! Reach out via our website or Instagram and take your support even further by pledging on our Patreon. With as little as $1 a month, you get access to great rewards.