The Therapy Crouch
Comedy
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.
Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Location:
United Kingdom
Description:
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Language:
English
Episodes
‘It’s The Best Thing I’ve Ever Watched’ Pete’s New Favourite TV Show REVEALED
3/26/2024
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are taking a look at some of their favourite romantic movies of all time and debunking some of the myths that these films tell you about finding that fairytale ending!
In a wild turn of events, Abbey sets her sights on the nation’s favourite singleton and gives her take on why she got away with a lot more than she would in real life. From the Titanic to the Notebook, there are no films off limits and Abbey and Pete have an hilarious insight for all of them.
In the weekly whine club, we hear from a rather ungrateful girlfriend who has been less than impressed with her boyfriend’s recent attempts at DIY as well as our very own chocolate tea hack that is going to change the game forever.
Agony Ab is also on hand to give advice to the nation - specifically from those of you who are suffering from slovenly partners and selfish parents who have decided they don’t want to be babysitting your newborn!
All this and much more, only on, The Therapy Crouch!
00:00 Introduction
06:42 Appreciating the Journey
08:33 Weekly Whine Club
17:11 Best TV Show Ever?!
21:10 Movie Myths
33:27 Love is Blind
37:13 Back to Reality
43:43 Agony Abs
48:07 Beverly Hillbillies
51:04 Content Creators
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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Duration:00:57:45
Spicing Up Your Love Life, Letting Your Coochie Breathe and Pete’s Issues With AI
3/19/2024
On today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are giving advice on how to add a little bit of spice to your life!
From trying new activities together, to enjoying a bit of Nurse on Viking role play - Abbey and Peter cover all bases with some surprising results……
And it isn’t all just bedroom antics, we discuss why laughter really is the best medicine, how there is more to being tactile than a cheeky shabba and what to do when your Nurse Nightingale becomes a Nurse NightMAREingale
In the Agony Abs, we give advice on what to do when your parents decide they love Spain more than they love you - and why the humble border collie can be the perfect antidote to a clingy fella.
All this and much more only on, The Therapy Crouch!
00:00 Intro
03:13 Nurse Nightingale
10:34 My Sweet 13th
14:13 Artificial Intelligence AKA AI
19:24 Weekly Whines
26:31 Spice Up Your Life
29:45 Role Play
39:04 Two Conkers in a Hanky
42:15 Laughter is the Best Medicine
51:39 Agony Abs
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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Duration:01:01:15
‘She Was Always in Trouble’ Abbey’s Mum Reveals What She Was REALLY Like Growing Up
3/12/2024
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by our most special guest to date - Abbey’s Mum, Kags.
Fresh off the back off the Brit awards, Abbey and Pete are here to dish the dirt on what goes on behind the scenes at one of the most prestigious events in the awards season calendar.
Pete, clearly impressed with his own outfit choices that evening, reveals the three words that came to mind when he was eyeing himself up in the mirror, and Abbey celebrity Dad crush is also exposed.
When Kags joins us on the couch, we discuss all about Abbey’s early childhood, and how she knew she was always destined to be a star after a very memorable Madonna performance down at Harlequins.
We delve deep into Abbey’s outgoing personality as a teenager and Karen finally gives her version of events from when Abbey got caught after going on her first ever night out.
This week we also have Agony KAGS here to help you, our listeners, who have been driven to distraction by your useless partners. We hear from a pregnant listener who feels like her partner is devoting more time to the gym than her, as well as a hubby whose wife’s trips to bathroom stores are driving him round the (u)-bend
Enjoy this weeks, Therapy Crouch!
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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Duration:01:20:22
Rio Ferdinand Used DRAKE as a Wingman?! Kate's First Impressions Revealed...
3/5/2024
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete sit down with their old pals Rio and Kate Ferdinand!
Pete and Rio go way back, from their times playing football both with and against each other and it shows in this laugh a minute episode when the pair take a couple of trips down memory lane.
In scenes reminiscent of an all star Mr and Mrs, the couples take on each other in a battle of the sexes where the girls try to guess what a Panenka is and why you wouldn’t try it on Fergie time….but maybe your own.
The pair, who have been suffering a few sleepless nights lately due to their new addition to the family also use their time on the Therapy Crouch couch to get some things off their chest with hilarious results.
And on a more touching note, Rio opens up on the impact that his documentaries detailing bereavement and his and Kate’s blended family have had not just on themselves but the wider public.
We also hear from one of our listeners whose night out ended up on a bit of a bum note after enjoying one too many real ales at his village’s local beer festival and Rio and Kate are on hand to dish out some well needed words of wisdom.
Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!
00:13 Intro
05:05 First Impressions
09:23 Burner Accounts
14:05 Changing Opinions
18:32 Delegation, Delegation, Delegation
22:05 Sleep Deprivation
27:22 Weekly Whine Club
33:34 Fitter, Healthier, Happier
37:01 Masterchef
49:42 Push Presents
57:50 Joint Ventures
01:07:01 All Star Mr and Mrs
01:16:42 Agony Ab
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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Duration:01:22:47
Abbey Threatens Peter with a DIVORCE…..Party!
2/27/2024
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we are looking at the worst, but often inevitable part of a relationship - the breakup!
But before whipping the Kleenex out, Abbey and Pete have a lot to be laughing about. Abbey reveals how she is the only person on the planet that enjoys going to waterparks without getting wet and Pete lets loose with some CORNY jokes about the state of his plates of meat.
And fear not, if you have recently found yourself as the newest member of the lonely hearts club then we have got you covered too. We look at the recent phenomena that is divorce parties (shout out Kim K), not so bonk beating playlists, and swipe right to listen to our triumphant tinder tactics in the modern age.
In Agony Ab, we hear from a disgruntled employee who has new company policy is giving him quite the dogs life, as well as from a thoughtful fiancé who is struggling to see the potential benefits of his upcoming laser eye surgery…if you’ll pardon the pun.
Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!
00:00 Intro
03:07 Bazooka that Verruca
13:11 Mrs Multitasker
18:54 Weekly Whine Club
26:07 The World’s Worst Kebab?
31:11 The Breakup
35:22 Get Involved!
38:07 Hell Yeah!
41:26 Divorce Parties
47:11 Agony Abs
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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Duration:01:06:54
Crouchy's Secret Life as a Content Creator EXPOSED
2/20/2024
On today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are coming (almost) live and direct from their brand new podcast studio. After months of having her posh living room trashed, Abbey has pulled rank and decided enough is enough.
But fear not, it may be a new studio, but it is the same old Therapy Crouch. Abbey and Pete are digging deep this week, where we hear about Pete’s secret life as a ‘content creator’ and Abbey’s best selling novel from a former life also makes a reappearance.
The gang go slightly off-piste in this one as a fit of the giggles rips through the studio like a bull in a china shop and leaving Abbey and Pete unable to get their words out.
In the weekly whine club, we hear from a proud father who was able to successfully use the GROW UP shout this weekend when he was down watching his young lad play football, and Pete also has a moan at Abbey’s less-than-impressive technological abilities.
We also stage a very special Ask Us Anything section where we hear from you, the listener, in a no holds barred conversation where your favourite couple answer your burning questions.
Also, stick around for the Agony Abs, where Abbey is left far less than impressed with a husband whose wife has had a DIY disaster and Pete give a b*llocking to someone’s colleague who keeps on making rather anti-social lunches in the office.
Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!
00:28 Intro
03:38 Stranger Things
07:16 Start Lead Scandals
12:51 Peter Crouch: Content Creator
18:51 Abbey Clancy: Award Winning Author
25:16 Yaki-Da
31:32 Weekly Whines
37:20 Tw*ts in Lycra
40:24 Freaky Friday
43:23 Viccy Sponge
49:58 Sophie’s Choice
52:05 Desert Island Discs
54:09 Agony Abs
Ask Us Anything form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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Duration:01:00:48
Abbey Clancy Reveals Peter’s Cheesy Chat Up Lines That Actually Worked!
2/13/2024
Love is certainly in the air on today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, as Abbey and Peter are celebrating all things Valentine’s day.
We hear some of their best - and worst - chat up lines used to charm one another and Abbey gives the lowdown on what songs will be making it on to her bonk beats playlist this Wednesday.
Abbey and Peter are also on hand to give advice to those of you who are feeling a little bit neglected this time of year as well as what to do if you ever find yourself dating someone whose name gives you the ICK.
And fear not singletons, we also have some words of wisdom for those of you who don’t have a date this year and find your legs dangling off the single shelf.
Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!
00:00 Introduction
05:32 Dry February
09:35 60 Minute Makeover
13:35 Weekly Whine Club
16:23 Bonk Beats
28:50 Valentine's Day
33:33 Romance isn’t Dead
38:32 Date Night
43:24 Agony Ab
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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Duration:00:55:54
Abbey Clancy Reveals Peter’s Cheesy Chat Up Lines That Actually Worked!
2/13/2024
Love is certainly in the air on today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, as Abbey and Peter are celebrating all things Valentine’s day.
We hear some of their best - and worst - chat up lines used to charm one another and Abbey gives the lowdown on what songs will be making it on to her bonk beats playlist this Wednesday.
Abbey and Peter are also on hand to give advice to those of you who are feeling a little bit neglected this time of year as well as what to do if you ever find yourself dating someone whose name gives you the ICK.
And fear not singletons, we also have some words of wisdom for those of you who don’t have a date this year and find your legs dangling off the single shelf.
Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!
00:00 Introduction
05:32 Dry February
09:35 60 Minute Makeover
13:35 Weekly Whine Club
16:23 Bonk Beats
28:50 Valentine's Day
33:33 Romance isn’t Dead
38:32 Date Night
43:24 Agony Ab
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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Duration:00:55:54
Peter’s Wild Birthday Antics Exposed on The Therapy Crouch
2/6/2024
It is a very special addition of The Therapy Crouch this week, as the team helps to ring in Pete turning the big 4 3.
Although the big man has admitted he is getting to the age where he would prefer these things to go unnoticed, Abbey is undeterred and we explore what makes the perfect birthday for the man who as it all…
The pair also regale us with their recent Burn’s nights celebrations, and Abbey reveals her sneaky tactics in ensuring she secured the perfect gift for her man on his special day.
In Agony Ab, we hear from our listeners we hear from a listener who is fed up with his sister’s questionable parenting tactics as well as from someone whose best friend isn’t putting h*es before bros…
Sit down, grab yourself a slice of birthday cake and enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!
00:00 Intro
06:26 Burn Baby Burn
11:33 The Big Day Out
18:13 Weekly Whine Club
29:06 Flaky Friends
31:06 PARTAYYY
40:17 Pete’s Perfect Pub
48:42 Agony Ab
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Duration:01:04:08
Peter’s Wild Birthday Antics Exposed on The Therapy Crouch
2/6/2024
It is a very special addition of The Therapy Crouch this week, as the team helps to ring in Pete turning the big 4 3.
Although the big man has admitted he is getting to the age where he would prefer these things to go unnoticed, Abbey is undeterred and we explore what makes the perfect birthday for the man who as it all…
The pair also regale us with their recent Burn’s nights celebrations, and Abbey reveals her sneaky tactics in ensuring she secured the perfect gift for her man on his special day.
In Agony Ab, we hear from our listeners we hear from a listener who is fed up with his sister’s questionable parenting tactics as well as from someone whose best friend isn’t putting h*es before bros…
Sit down, grab yourself a slice of birthday cake and enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!
00:00 Intro
06:26 Burn Baby Burn
11:33 The Big Day Out
18:13 Weekly Whine Club
29:06 Flaky Friends
31:06 PARTAYYY
40:17 Pete’s Perfect Pub
48:42 Agony Ab
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Duration:01:04:08
Close Encounters of the Third Kind: Abbey’s UFO Experience Revealed
1/30/2024
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are exploring all things conspiracies!
After listening to you, our listeners, in our ‘Ask Me Anything’ episode we decided that it was hide time to give the people what they want and whack our tin foil hats on.
After Abbey’s recent UFO encounter on the A3 - the team try to debunk some of their personal favourite conspiracies, expect moon landings, flat earth, illuminati and more!
After putting the world to rights, Agony Ab is also on hand to help you with football mad hubbys who are determined to derail your big day, awkward exes and what to do when your bonk beats have been left on mute.
Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!
00:00 Intro
03:38 The New Floor
05:17 PAARTAAYYY
11:42 Magical Morning at lion Lodge
14:22 Marble Chargers
23:22 Weekly Whines
30:37 Lets talk conspiracies
47:40 Agony Abs
53:57 Football Crazy, Football Mad
01:00:28 Ex on the Beach
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Duration:01:07:04
Close Encounters of the Third Kind: Abbey’s UFO Experience Revealed
1/30/2024
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are exploring all things conspiracies!
After listening to you, our listeners, in our ‘Ask Me Anything’ episode we decided that it was hide time to give the people what they want and whack our tin foil hats on.
After Abbey’s recent UFO encounter on the A3 - the team try to debunk some of their personal favourite conspiracies, expect moon landings, flat earth, illuminati and more!
After putting the world to rights, Agony Ab is also on hand to help you with football mad hubbys who are determined to derail your big day, awkward exes and what to do when your bonk beats have been left on mute.
Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!
00:00 Intro
03:38 The New Floor
05:17 PAARTAAYYY
11:42 Magical Morning at lion Lodge
14:22 Marble Chargers
23:22 Weekly Whines
30:37 Lets talk conspiracies
47:40 Agony Abs
53:57 Football Crazy, Football Mad
01:00:28 Ex on the Beach
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Duration:01:07:04
When You Are Too Old for Only Fans and Have to Create Your Own #OnlyGrans
1/23/2024
With one more week of the dreaded January blues left, we thought we would brighten up your day with a very special episode of The Therapy Crouch!
On today’s episode, Abbey and Peter are joined on the couch by Chatty Man Alan Carr and his partner in crime Amanda Holden.
As you can probably guess, this episode was full of surprises, and explosive revelations. We hear Alans habits that drive Amanda up the wall, why you never want to take a trip to a marble quarry on a hangover and Alan’s disappointment at the fact he is less OnlyFans, more OnlyGrans….
They are also on hand to give advice to our listeners who are struggling with their ‘Mingebag’ husbands, groaning grannies and Judgey Dry Jan partners.
Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!
00:25 Intro
05:26 DNA Journeys
09:53 More tea, Vicar?
11:47 Hangovers, Spritz, and Marble Quarry Mishaps
15:26 The Sound of Silence
20:10 Podcast vs. Chat Shows
23:09 Bikini Fetish
25:34 Dry January Judgment
31:32 Green Flags
35:19 Amanda and Alan’s Italian Job
38:36 Penelope!
48:05 Agony Abs
52:10 GROW UP!
57:47 OnlyGrans
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Duration:01:01:40