They Remade It: The Movie Comparison Podcast

In this episode of They Remade It, Stuart and Jacob tackle the tumultuous terrain of marital discord with a comparison of two adaptations of "The War of the Roses." Danny DeVito's dark comedy from 1989, and Jay Roach's more modern and very slightly lighter take. Are these features too dark? How many antics are too many? Will this episode lead to Stuart and Jacob getting a separation drafted up with their attorneys? Tune in and find out! Also in this episode are discussions on "Resident Evil: Requiem", discussions on when dark comedies are too dark, the truth behind Olivia Colman's EpiPen, and a brief synopsis of "Jack the Bear". All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 19:55 - 27:35 ----------Socials---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this episode of They Remade It, Stuart and Jacob delve into the realms of time travel with a comparison of two adaptations of H.G. Wells' classic tale, "The Time Machine". There are plenty of differences in how motivations are captured, but what of the characters? And how do the machines and the set designs differ? And what of the Uber-Morlock?! Also featured in this episode is an up-top gaming corner with "Abiotic Factor" and "Crisol: Theater of Idols", magnetic rings versus holograms, the influence of Planet of the Apes on future "future Earth" stories, and the alluring nature of ancient Egypt. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 17:52 - 28:42 ----------Socials---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this episode, Stuart and Jacob kick off season 9 (yes, 9!) of the show with a thrilling comparison of two dystopian action films, with the original transporting us to the far off year of 2017. The duo dives into the absurd creativity of the original, and put it up against a much more realistic (at least by today's standards) take on what our modern day looks like. I mean hey, ultimately both of these are reflections of their times in certain ways, that's what makes a compelling dystopian story! But the more the entertainment landscape changes, the more it stays the same... Also featured in this episode are bits and bobs about Fallout's season 2, the effectiveness of Arnold's image, game shows vs reality shows, and the monster that is Dynamo. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 27:13 - 34:53 ----------Socials---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

Stuart and Jacob have made it through yet another year, but they aren't done talking yet! They have the whole of 2025 to go over, and they have some thoughts on a range of topics (and maybe a rant or two as well). Throughout the course of this longer than average episode, they discuss varying aspects of the year, reviewing The Oscars , upcoming releases, a few of the individuals that were lost, and they reflect on their favorite (and least favorite) films that they saw this past year. Happy Holidays, and to a prosperous new year! ---------- Socials ---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Blueskytheyremadeit@gmail.com

In this episode, Stuart and Jacob are joined by special guest Hannah as they take on a decade spanning musical, with examinations of the 1982 and 2014 films (and the Disney produced, made-for-TV 1999 version). Charm is explored and nostalgia expounded upon as they look upon the many memorable performances of 1982m, look at how they were done on television with a smaller budget, and then jump all the way ahead to modern times to view a story that could be anything OTHER than Annie! Why does this musical endure for audiences, and how do you iterate on what many consider to be a timeless tale? Is there a place for the whimsical in a world that feels increasingly sterile? And just how many times can one mention "Little Girls" before it gets weird? Also featured in this episode are a brief dive into "Winter Burrow", praise for Carol Burnett and Albert Finney, Jamie Foxx's germaphobia, and some collar-tugging enjoyment of Punjab. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 16:35 - 28:06 ----------Socials---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this episode, Stuart and Jacob dive into the enchanting(?) world of romantic comedies as they compare the beloved 1934 classic "It Happened One Night", directed by Frank Capra, with its 1956 musical remake "You Can't Run Away from It", directed by comedian and actor Dick Powell?! The two explore the charming chemistry between leads Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert, and how their performances set a high bar for cinematic romance. Contrast this with Jack Lemmon and June Allyson's iteration of the story, and see how the musical elements and sound effects can form a... grating... experience. What makes the original resonate with audiences even today? Is the addition of musical numbers a blessing or a curse for this kind of movie? And just what in the hell is "Eve Knew Her Apples"? Also featured in this episode are opinions on the newest "Wicked" movie, a takedown off public transportation villains, praise for Claudette Colbert, and a long diatribe about the current state of the film industry (what else is new for this show?). All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 15:26 - 20:20 ----------Socials---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this episode, Stuart and Jacob embark on a wild ride through the world of espionage as they look at the 1967 comedic spoof "Casino Royale" and the much more serious Daniel Craig iteration of 2006. They delve into the absurdity of the original film, which features a star-studded cast and multiple James Bonds, and discuss how its chaotic narrative pokes fun at the spy genre. Is it any good, spoofing a franchise that barely had existed by that point? Is the 2006 version the best of all the Bond films? Does Woody Allen suffer nearly enough?Also featured in this episode are diatribes about Edgar Wright's "The Running Man", an analysis of British comedy, praise for Mads Mikkelsen, and Stuart and Jacob even build their own spoofs. All this and more on They Remade It!Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 27:00 - 42:39----------Socials----------@theyremadeit.bsky.social on Blueskytheyremadeit@gmail.com

In this spine-chilling episode, Stuart and Jacob welcome Stephanie back to the show as they dive into the haunting realms of the undead and compare the iconic 1922 silent film "Nosferatu," directed by F. W. Murnau, with the 2024 Robert Eggers remake. They explore the eerie atmosphere of the original, characterized by its German expressionism and the unsettling performance of Max Schreck, and contrast it with Eggers' modern take, featuring Bill Skarsgård in the titular role. What elements of horror transcend time, and how does each film reflect the societal fears of its era? Can the dreamlike terror of Murnau's vision hold a candle to the nightmarish intensity of Eggers' interpretation? And how does a hundred years of movie-making impact what audiences find scary? Also featured in this episode are bits on Stephanie's projector horror movie double features, a discussion of Bram Stoker's widow, the importance of soundscape in horror storytelling, and some idiotic fan-casts that'll make your head spin. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 23:59 - 29:56 ----------Socials---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this horrific start to Halloween 2025, Stuart and Jacob embark on a thrilling adventure through the sands of time as they compare the original 1932 classic "The Mummy" with its 1999 blockbuster remake. They dig deep into the lackluster atmosphere of the early Universal monster film, featuring Boris Karloff's iconic performance, and contrast it with the action-packed Fraser romp that quickly became quite the sensation. What elements of horror and charm persist in both of these? How do the characters and their motivations differ across the decades? And just why does Jacob find 1999 a bit too... busy? Also featured in this episode are discussions on "Hollow Knight: Silksong", the charm of Universal's monster movies, when exactly it's time to trim the character fat, and a ranking of these classic monsters. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 12:13 - 22:26 ----------Socials---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this episode, Stuart and Jacob set sail on a tumultuous journey through cinematic history as they compare the classic Oscar-winning 1935 film "Mutiny on the Bounty" with its 1962 remake. They explore the brutal world of Captain William Bly and the rebellious Fletcher Christian fighting for his cause. What makes the 1935 version resonate more with its audience? How does Trevor Howard's performance stack up against Charles Laughton's turn as Bligh? And does Stuart think they should've watched the Mel Gibson version instead? Tune in to find out! Also featured in this episode is a match-up between the new "War of the Worlds" and "Silksong", Marlon Brando versus the treacherous Captain Hook, historical inaccuracy discussions, and a war over a bucket. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 13:37 - 19:08 ----------Socials---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this episode, Stuart and Jacob dive into the enchanting world of Disney as they compare the beloved 1950 animated classic "Cinderella" with its 2015 live-action remake. Back to the Disney well once again, eh? They explore the timeless tale of kindness and perseverance, dissecting how the animated version captures the essence of fairy tales while the remake attempts to add depth and context to the characters and story. What does the 2015 film do differently in terms of character agency? How does Lady Tremaine's portrayal evolve in the live-action adaptation? And why does the Fairy Godmother become so terribly annoying? Also featured in this episode are Jacob's thoughts on some more recent animated fare, when Disney gives far too many notes, wacky cartoon hijinks that don't really land, and just how ornate can Kenneth Branagh be? All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 19:07 - 28:54 ----------Socials---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this episode, Stuart and Jacob do some investigating to compare the iconic 1974 classic "Chinatown" with its 1990 sequel, "The Two Jakes." They explore the masterful storytelling and character depth that made "Chinatown" a defining film of its genre, while dissecting the baffling choices and tonal shifts in its follow-up. How does Jack Nicholson as an actor change over time? What does the sequel reveal about the characters we thought we knew? And why does "The Two Jakes" at times feel more like a parody than a continuation of the original's legacy? Also featured in this episode are talks about both of the newer superhero movies hitting the theaters, an exploration of costuming and set-dressing, praise for John Huston, and some questionable Nicholson impressions. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 26:19 - 33:42 ----------Socials---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this episode, Stuart and Jacob embark on a thrilling comparison of the original 1988 miniseries "The Bourne Identity" and the more iconic 2002 film version. They delve into the contrasting storytelling approaches, character development, and the coherence of each film. Which Bourne is a better Bourne? Is Damon's version of the character more unhinged? Are these intelligence agencies any more deranged than how they are in the real world? Tune in to find out! Also featured in this episode are discussions about the merits of action sequences, a diatribe about 1988's confusing plotlines, a brief mourning of the passing of the late Richard Chamberlain, and some recommendations of spy pictures that got things write. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 18:14 - 30:18 ----------Socials---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this episode, Stuart and Jacob tackle the highs and lows of the "Fantastic Four" franchise, diving deep into the original 2005 film and its disastrous 2015 reboot. They discuss the charm and campiness of '05, from Chris Evans' great performance as Human Torch to the surprisingly decent practical effects that *mostly* hold up today (some REALLY don't). But they don't shy away from the cringe-worthy moments either, and there are a ton! How old is Michael Chiklis's "Thing" supposed to be in relation to the rest of them? And how badly do the film's writers just want Jessica Alba to be showing skin at all times? They wouldn't get their chance to go all the way there until the sequel! And don't forget the troubled production and mess of a self-serious feature that the 2015 movie turned out to be. Yikes! Also featured in this episode are Stuart's inexplicable experience with 2006's "A Good Year", Jacob's massive 2025 theater crawl, Robert Downey Jr. as the new Victor von Doom, and discussions on the potential for lesser-known Marvel and DC characters to get their time in the spotlight. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 31:36 - 38:41 ----------Socials---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on BlueSky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this riveting episode, Stuart and Jacob dive into the treacherous waters of "The Most Dangerous Game," comparing the original 1932 classic with its 2022 remake. They explore the differences in acting choices, set design, and how the adaptations of the original short story go about their storytelling. And they just can't help but rip into the 2022 version for its questionable production choices and baffling plot decisions. How do the character arcs differ? Is the villain more menacing in the original or the remake? And what on earth happened to the budget of the newer version? Join the duo as they present the pros and cons (mostly cons) of attempting to tell the story of this timeless tale. Also featured in this episode are even more thoughts on Scorsese movies in a non-Scorsese episode, and even a surprisingly revelation about the production of the 2022 film! All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 18:06 - 26:11 ----------Socials---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on BlueSky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this episode, Stuart and Jacob dive into the gritty underworld of the "French Connection" franchise, comparing the original 1971 classic with its 1975 sequel and the lesser-known 1986 made-for-TV pilot movie, "Popeye Doyle." They explore the evolution of the Jimmy "Popeye" Doyle, portrayed by Gene Hackman, and how his journey shifts from a hard-nosed detective in New York to a fish-out-of-water in France. Is this characterization even right for Hackman? And what of Roy Scheider's character keeping him grounded? What of Hershey's chocolate? But ultimately, what makes the original film a landmark in neo-noir cinema, and how does the sequel falter in its execution? Or do they even care for either of these movies to begin with? And then there's "Popeye Doyle," a film (can we even call it a film?) that raises more questions than it answers. Also featured in this episode are thoughts on Gene Hackman's diverse career and sad passing, a quiz about his iconic roles, Stuart's thoughts on the recent "Sinners", and a debate on the merits of director's cuts. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 19:33 - 29:38 ----------Socials---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on BlueSky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this "epic" episode, Stuart and Jacob venture into the iconic world of "Conan the Barbarian," comparing the original 1982 Schwarzenegger film with the 2011 Momoa remake. They dissect the themes of revenge, identity, and barbarian culture... oh who are we kidding? They complain about the set dressings and color and acting on display, this isn't necessarily a high-brow show after all. But what makes the original a classic piece of sword and sandals cinema, and how does the remake falter in its execution? THAT is the purpose of this show. All this and more on They Remade It! Also featured in this episode are thoughts on "Black Bag", discussions on when a story becomes too complicated, ruminations on interesting landscapes versus bland ones, and Gilbert Gottfried as Conan?! All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 24:18 - 34:29 ----------Socials---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on BlueSky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this mind-bending episode, Stuart and Jacob explore the narratives of "Abre los ojos" (Open Your Eyes) and its American remake, "Vanilla Sky," starring America's favorite maniac, Tom Cruise. They dissect the themes of reality versus fantasy, identity, and the consequences of wealth as they look at the twin stories of our main characters. How do the character arcs differ between the two films, and what unique elements does each version bring to the table? Is the twist ending more impactful in the original or the remake?Also featured in this episode are ruminations on Michael Mann's "Thief", discussions about how many pop culture references is too many, deliberations on Tom Cruise's acting ability, and Stuart and Jacob construct their own afterlives. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 10:35 - 15:13 ----------Socials---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on BlueSky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this gripping episode, Stuart and Jacob tackle the intense world of "Cape Fear," comparing the original 1962 film directed by J. Lee Thompson with Martin Scorsese's 1991 remake. They dig deep into the chilling narratives of revenge and obsession, exploring the contrasting portrayals of Max Cady by Robert Mitchum and Robert De Niro. What makes De Niro's performance so unpredictable, like a more deranged Daffy Duck? How do the character arcs of Sam Bowden differ between the two films given their respective actors? And how can the 1991 version push the boundaries of horror and suspense in ways that the original could only hint at?Also featured in this episode are diatribes about "Civilization 7", the correct amount of references to "The Simpsons", a love for Joe Don Baker, and a game that Jacob slapped together in an afternoon and forces Stuart to play. All this and more on They Remade It!Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 23:10 - 31:22 ----------Socials---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on BlueSky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this episode, Stu and Jacob dive into the world of "Marty," exploring the 1953 television play and its 1955 feature film adaptation that won an astounding 17 awards, including Best Picture. They discuss the poignant themes of love, societal pressure, and self-acceptance as they follow Marty Poletti, an Italian-American butcher, on his journey through loneliness. How does the transition from a TV play to a full-length film impact the storytelling? What nuances emerge in the character portrayals of Marty and Clara? And just how insufferable is Aunt Catherine? Also in this episode are "Sonic the Hedgehog 3" talks (finally!), a Sons of the Forest debate, elaborating on how to to really take a budget and time to improve ones work, and making stage plays out of Best Picture winners. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 28:51 - 33:15 ---------- Socials ---------- @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com