Two Star Podcast

Comedy

It's four blokes talking about stuff. Look, we're not hurting anyone, just leave us be.

Location:

United Kingdom

Description:

It's four blokes talking about stuff. Look, we're not hurting anyone, just leave us be.

Language:

English


Episodes

Episode 259 – Tokyo Drift In The World Of Audio Entertainment

2/1/2023
In which our heroes explore the wonderful possibilities of AI and learn about cathing. Graham doxxes a listener’s bum, Dan is an idiot and he’s a genius, Chris shoplifts bananas and Adam is host number 1.

Duration:01:15:00

Episode 258 – The Murdering Olympics

2/1/2023
In which our heroes break yet more ground in terms of what is possible in the medium of podcast. Graham drives a lorry through Europe, Chris has his testicles fondled by many people, Dan becomes a serial killer and Adam has an MRI scan several years ago. Ali from Nottingham makes a cameo.

Duration:01:20:12

Episode 257 – 2023 Predictions

1/30/2023
In which our heroes review their 2022 predictions and make some for 2023. Dan looks like a wally in front of a real man, Graham fights everyone, Chris counts his wine and Adam is just an all round great guy who we all appreciate and love (I forgot what he contributed to this episode). And … Continue reading Episode 257 – 2023 Predictions →

Duration:01:20:22

Episode 256 – Trilogies

1/28/2023
In which our heroes quiet quit over Christmas, discuss the valuable cleansing effects of Lashmas and Dragon Soop. They then settle down to wax nostalgic about the first lockdown, and plan their survival in the upcoming revolution. Next is appreciation for Anna Kendrick, and the tricky business of film trilogies.

Duration:01:00:08

Episode 254 – Greek Roulette

1/23/2023
In which our heroes liquidate their assets and bet on black. Chris loses the ability to tie his shoes, Graham hires people who fall asleep on the job, Dan logs a support ticket for his microphone and Adam suffers a traumatic wrist injury which is not related to wanking.

Duration:01:07:52

Episode 252 – Sk8r Boi The Musical

1/11/2023
In which our heroes debrief on the visit to Milton Keynes. Graham makes a fortune in musical theatre, Adam causes the UK government to collapse and Dan pegs an heir to the throne.

Duration:00:49:51

Episode 250 – The Bad Boy Ballet

1/9/2023
In which our heroes celebrate a significant milestone. Graham has a billion pound business proposition, Adam moves out of Cyber and Dan tells us about Pablo Escobar’s hippos. (We said we would release this in Q3, but not which year, so it could be argued that this is early ACTUALLY)

Duration:01:05:18

Episode 255 – Mastodon Special

11/14/2022
In which our heroes beome the official #podcast of Mastodon. Dan ruins Lashmas, Graham Googles train departures, Chris watches a sexy Turkish barber and Adam leaves a huge announcement to the very last minute.

Duration:01:32:31

Episode 249 – Platty Jubes Special

10/28/2022
In which our heroes are surrounded by bunting and monarchists. Graham refuses to find out some basic knowledge, Dan launders some Dutch money and Adam goes on a train. This episode is from the Olden Days when we had a living Queen.

Duration:00:52:29

Episode 248 – Synonyms

10/1/2022
In which our heroes suggestively eat a Calypo and then spend an hour playing a game that basically involves arguing about synonyms.

Duration:00:54:51

Episode 253 – Queen Is Dead, Long Live King

9/14/2022
In which London Bridge has Fallen. Our heroes talk about the Royal Death, Korfball refereeing and ratify a backlog of Eggs.

Duration:00:54:21

Episode 244 – Trains, Nicknames and Tattoos

9/1/2022
In which our heroes discuss Adam’s unfortunate experiences with the trains, badger Dan into getting a better nickname, talk about tattoos they’re never going to get, and then have a nice chat about the F1. Finally, Chris embarks on some product placement.

Duration:01:07:23

Episode 242 – The Events

8/11/2022
In which our heroes discuss the unfolding Ukraine crisis, surprisingly without bad taste or judgment, reflect on the ongoing Events in the UK. Then Chris gets kidnapped or something and Adam and Dan feel bad for a bit then abandon him. He’s probably fine?

Duration:00:49:54

Episode 247 – Homeless Energy

7/15/2022
In which our heroes talk about kicking sick kids while they’re down. Graham recaptures then laments his lost youth and is judged by a tramp, Adam gets new wardrobes and Dan is replaced with a Romanian.

Duration:00:41:49

Episode 251 – EMERGENCY PODCAST: Bojogeddeon

7/6/2022
In which our heroes resign. Graham is a bigger boy, Dan is Justice Secretary, and Adam can’t just talk into his fucking microphone properly like a normal person. We apologies for the poor audio quality in parts of the episode, blame Boris.

Duration:00:53:32

Episode 246 – Pyramids, Stonehenge, Milton Keynes

7/5/2022
In which our heroes talk about the upcoming Live Listener Extravaganza in Milton Keynes, play a made up game then resolve, or possibly inflame, all geopolitical conflict by reorganising all of the countries.

Duration:00:45:19

Episode 245 – FINE.

6/14/2022
In which our heroes are FINE. Graham reports back from the Americas, Adam goes to Lego Bimringham, Chris develops a foot fetish and Dan airs his dirty laundry.

Duration:01:00:19

Episode 243 – Suspicious and horny

6/14/2022
In which our heroes pull the topics microwaves & lists from the Bean Machine

Duration:01:13:48

Episode 241 – I feel a bit guilty calling this a podcast but I guess it is

6/3/2022
In which our heroes discuss Prince Charles’s hands, validate that Dan hasn’t died of covid, ratify some eggs, and foray into court reporting on the Wagatha Christie case.

Duration:00:34:18

Episode 240 – 2022 Predictions Review

4/25/2022
In which our heroes put Chris on trial for his drinking and talk about films, somehow spinning it out to nearly an hour

Duration:00:52:29