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It's four blokes talking about stuff. Look, we're not hurting anyone, just leave us be.

It's four blokes talking about stuff. Look, we're not hurting anyone, just leave us be.


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It's four blokes talking about stuff. Look, we're not hurting anyone, just leave us be.




Dungeons and Dickheads IN SPACE: Episode 2

In which our heroes get into a bar fight. Graham finally punches someone, Chris performs a tactical chunder, and Dan tries to be diplomatic.


Dungeons and Dickheads IN SPACE: Episode 1

In which our heroes arrive on Tycho Station in search of space drugs. Chris makes a new friend, Graham threatens several people, and Dan attempts to bribe everyone.


Dungeons and Dickheads IN SPACE: Episode 0

In which our heroes prepare to embark on a new adventure. Dan is a space Tory, Chris works to bring down the government from within, and Graham really wants to punch someone. The game we will be playing is The Expanse RPG from Green Ronin


Episode 223 – Famous for 15 Quid

In which our heroes play an excellent Cameo-based guessing game, shamelessly lifted from the vastly superior @15_quid


Episode 222 – Cameo of Fortune

In which our heroes largely guess how much random celebs charge for cameos. It’s less shit than it sounds.


Episode 221 – Nipples of The Rich & Famous

In which our heroes are on film. Dan steps up his OnlyFans output, Chris mourns the death of Prince Philip, Adam despairs, and Graham ices some nipples.


Episode 220 – Hadyn Bevan: Permanent Rumspringa

In which our heroes check if Chris has been radicalised and finally address the elephant in the room by going after the Greek Orthodox and Amish Churches.


Episode 219 – Pants

In which our heroes discuss Graham’s descent into the petit bourgeoise via the medium of pants, discuss politics and accompanying space lasers, and play a fun game of Jew or Not Jew. The website wasn’t anti-Semitic, we did check.


Episode 218 – The Ruttles Wrote OK Computer

In which our heroes are joined by LeAnn and LuEllen from The One With Friends Podcast (@theonewithPOD). The main subject is the best & worst cameos & supporting roles on Friends, but given that the episode is nearly 2 hours long, you can probably guess that we go off on some tangents and ramble incoherently … Continue reading Episode 218 – The Ruttles Wrote OK Computer →


Episode 217 – Olfactory Brown Note

In which our heroes contemplate lockdown. Chris speedruns Dry January, Graham teaches his children a lesson, Dan steals food from the NHS, and Adam watches Danish TV.


Episode 216 – New Year Extravaganza

A bumper episode to see in the new year. In which Graham pays an outrageous £35 for a haircut and remembers some childhood trauma and our heroes reminisce about the before times when they were allowed outside to do big drinking. Once sufficiently sad and drunk they make predictions for 2021.


Episode 215 – Pushing A Corpse Off A Gantry

In which our heroes wonder about Todger Strunk, are rude about (white) South Africans, invent a game about national slurs, think about the sex life of John Major and Graham plagiarises Billy Connolly.


Episode 214 – Role Reversal

In which our hero Chris suffers from a split personality, Dan is late and discusses his family, we have opinions on Cyberpunk 2077 and generally shit up the place. There’s also a critical comparison of the filmographies of Keanu Reeves and Rob Schneider, and what constitutes a national treasure. Also cheese. You’ll never be more … Continue reading Episode 214 – Role Reversal →


Episode 213 – Murder Preferences

In which our heroes celebrate International Men’s Day. Adam contracts COVID-19, Graham solves a crime, Dan plans a crime, and Chris ranks some counties. This weeks episode of the Two Star Podcast is brought to you by malaise. Malaise, it’s why this took a month to edit.


Episode 212 – Piss Slits

In which our heroes solve America’s problems then play slang term bingo. Graham seems to be in a cupboard.


Episode 211 – No More Erection Drugs

In which our heroes fantasise about owning a pub, feel sad and worried about how awful the world is, play a stolen game (no more jockeys) and Chris stumbles across an ingenious drinking loophole.


Episode 210 – Young Enough for Donald Trump to Want to Fuck

In which our heroes stay in bed and play a bootleg version of Richard Osman’s Birthday Game, during which Dan makes an incorrect allegation about Michael Vaughan and people are younger than Graham thinks.


Episode 209 – The G Is Always Hard

In which our heroes are buried alive. Dan is late, Chris has a lot of questions, Graham flees the city, and Adam tampers with some recordings. Don’t forget you can join our Discord server here: and support us on Patreon here:


Episode 208 – Pissing on a Turkey

In which Graham takes control of the video feed, Dan is in quarantine again, Chris has a theory about Lawrence Fox and Adam has opinions about TV.


Episode 207 – Dead Within a Week

In which our heroes reminisce about past holidays, discuss the risks and benefits of e-scooters, and discuss their gatecrashing of other podcasts. You can see our holiday photos at Google Photos, if you would like to reminisce about a thing you did not do.