Two Star Podcast

In which our heroes check if Chris has been radicalised and finally address the elephant in the room by going after the Greek Orthodox and Amish Churches.

In which our heroes discuss Graham’s descent into the petit bourgeoise via the medium of pants, discuss politics and accompanying space lasers, and play a fun game of Jew or Not Jew. The website wasn’t anti-Semitic, we did check.

In which our heroes are joined by LeAnn and LuEllen from The One With Friends Podcast (@theonewithPOD). The main subject is the best & worst cameos & supporting roles on Friends, but given that the episode is nearly 2 hours long, you can probably guess that we go off on some tangents and ramble incoherently … Continue reading Episode 218 – The Ruttles Wrote OK Computer →

In which our heroes contemplate lockdown. Chris speedruns Dry January, Graham teaches his children a lesson, Dan steals food from the NHS, and Adam watches Danish TV.

A bumper episode to see in the new year. In which Graham pays an outrageous £35 for a haircut and remembers some childhood trauma and our heroes reminisce about the before times when they were allowed outside to do big drinking. Once sufficiently sad and drunk they make predictions for 2021.

In which our heroes wonder about Todger Strunk, are rude about (white) South Africans, invent a game about national slurs, think about the sex life of John Major and Graham plagiarises Billy Connolly.

In which our hero Chris suffers from a split personality, Dan is late and discusses his family, we have opinions on Cyberpunk 2077 and generally shit up the place. There’s also a critical comparison of the filmographies of Keanu Reeves and Rob Schneider, and what constitutes a national treasure. Also cheese. You’ll never be more … Continue reading Episode 214 – Role Reversal →

In which our heroes celebrate International Men’s Day. Adam contracts COVID-19, Graham solves a crime, Dan plans a crime, and Chris ranks some counties. This weeks episode of the Two Star Podcast is brought to you by malaise. Malaise, it’s why this took a month to edit.

In which our heroes solve America’s problems then play slang term bingo. Graham seems to be in a cupboard.

In which our heroes fantasise about owning a pub, feel sad and worried about how awful the world is, play a stolen game (no more jockeys) and Chris stumbles across an ingenious drinking loophole.

In which our heroes stay in bed and play a bootleg version of Richard Osman’s Birthday Game, during which Dan makes an incorrect allegation about Michael Vaughan and people are younger than Graham thinks.

In which our heroes are buried alive. Dan is late, Chris has a lot of questions, Graham flees the city, and Adam tampers with some recordings. Don’t forget you can join our Discord server here: https://discord.gg/keqeY4H and support us on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/twostarpodcast.

In which Graham takes control of the video feed, Dan is in quarantine again, Chris has a theory about Lawrence Fox and Adam has opinions about TV.

In which our heroes reminisce about past holidays, discuss the risks and benefits of e-scooters, and discuss their gatecrashing of other podcasts. You can see our holiday photos at Google Photos, if you would like to reminisce about a thing you did not do.

In which our heroes are halved. Adam plays football while Dan swims. The crushing weight of reality bares heavy upon them.

In which our heroes join LeAnn and Luellen from The One With Friends Podcast (@theonewithPOD) to discuss S2 E6 – The One With The Baby On The Bus. They stay largely off-topic and give the girls a heck of a time trying to edit it down to a tight 40-50 minutes. Here’s the director’s cut … Continue reading Episode 205 – The One With The One With Friends Podcast →

In which our heroes attempt a retraction, have million dollar ideas , Dan is late AGAIN and Graham complains about the youth of today.

In which our heroes work through a tortured metaphor for life, the universe and everything. Chris gets naked and argues about Billy Bragg, Caitlin Moran and superinjunctions, and Graham rejoices in The Rock

In which our heroes do an Ali (by which I mean shit themselves). Daniel shits his pants, Chris shits his pants, Adam shits his pants and Graham shits his pants.

In which our heroes perform a hate crime via the medium of a radio play, arrange expeditions onto other podcasts and reminisce about the sheer quality of our work. They also review some of the “comments” on the “blog” and make a detailed scientific study of cryptids. Graham insisted I include a link to the … Continue reading Episode 201 – Problematic →