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In which our heroes save the economy and think about Big Men and Big Weather. Graham gets harassed by a waitress, Adam prepares to flee the country and Christopher starts a new career verifying children. Isn’t the weather lovely at the moment? When you think about it is actually lovely all the time. WEATHER IS … Continue reading Episode 182 – Big Men and Big Weather →

In which our heroes drunkenly reminisce about childhood holidays and Graham finally gets something off his chest.

In which our heroes Queer Eye Daniel. Adam falls through a window, Daniel runs through one, Chris fails Dry January again and Graham shits himself… or does he?!

In which our heroes are short-staffed due to scheduling issues. Adam hands in his notice and Dan builds a sex toy empire. This episode smells like my vagina.

In which our heroes transport the listener to the distant past as a narrative device, and totally not because I couldn’t be bothered to edit it over Christmas

In which our heroes have technical difficulties. Chris is AWOL, Graham has a stalking relapse, Dan enjoys Friends, and Adam is deathly ill.

In which our heroes form a boy band of ex Tory leaders, discuss problematic pooing and work on their job interview skills.

In which our heroes talk about films and baths. Other stuff too mebbes, but Graham uploaded it without listening and can’t remember any details.

Note: This is a repost of 173 because Dan linked the wrong audio and some feeds won’t update with the correct one. In which our heroes discuss their upcoming holidays, complain about how shit things are and reflect on the latest techniques for keeping cool.

In which our heroes investigate the mystery of why Chris woke up face down in the sea with no memory and no keys.

In which our heroes have done actual production. Daniel plays Dutch netball, Adam discovers a mystery cable and Graham blurs the lines between encouraging Dan’s romantic endeavours and sexual harassment.

In which our heroes apologise for everything. Dan goes to Glastonbury, Graham attempts to kidnap the Funhouse Twins, and Adam keeps forgetting to edit the episode.

In which our heroes discuss what makes a pizza. Graham recalls pissing on his cat, Chris tells us about some corpses he saw, Dan types slightly less that usual and Adam is dead.

In which our heroes discuss some elections, the very important subject of biscuits, and play Heroquest. Not gonna lie, the Heroquest stuff is not our best work. Some of our purest though…

In which our heroes have white privilege. Graham rants about razor blades, Adam wanks into a robot, and they rip off the format of an excellent podcast which is available at https://play.acast.com/s/offmenu

In which our heroes talk about fruit and vegetables for over an hour

In which our heroes get divorced from Jeff Amazon. Graham drinks too much Dragon Soop and damages his heart, Adam has a vomit bath, Chris enjoys retired life and Daniel once again turns up late and drunk.

In which our heroes become covered in shit. Some other stuff happens I think, I wasn’t really listening.

In which Adam and Chris extract a confession from Daniel. Chris gets a new phone and makes inadvisable comments about the grooming habits of football men. Brexit is discussed and everyone just feels awful about the state of the world. But then Chris does a magic wee that cheers everyone up.

In which our heroes are diminished but not defeated. Chris develops a scheme to profit from his inevitable political career and Adam has a lot of problems with semantics.