Two Wizards Podcast
Comedy
Mark is a wizard. Josh is a wizard. Together they dive into all manner of arcana, esoterica, and apocrypha. Like professional wrestling, Conan the Barbarian, the cosmic vastness of space, the sunken mysteries of the deep, Greek tragedy, David Bowie,...
Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
Mark is a wizard. Josh is a wizard. Together they dive into all manner of arcana, esoterica, and apocrypha. Like professional wrestling, Conan the Barbarian, the cosmic vastness of space, the sunken mysteries of the deep, Greek tragedy, David Bowie, pipe tobacco, beer, and anything else that resonates on this material plane. And unlike those other jerk wizards, these two want to share their knowledge with you.
Language:
English
Website:
https://twowizards.podbean.com
Episodes
SCP VII: Pah-tae-tas
4/15/2026
Josh and Mark have returned to the SCP foundation to find a loosely thread holiday theme and have a bit of fun along the way.
Duration:01:28:30
UFO's (Unidentified Fishing Objects)
4/2/2026
Mark is maintaining themes and seasonal madness as he baits Josh into discussing alien encounters that take place while the witness was fishing, or at least at a lake, and the link between cryptids, aliens, and our reality.
Duration:01:19:33
Loose Robes: Hobbies
3/25/2026
As the production cycle wanes and waxes Josh and Mark sit down to discuss what to do in your down time.
Duration:01:16:28
Irish Mythology 2: UFO-boogaloo
3/19/2026
In honor of their favorite holiday the boys sit down with some Guinness and discuss Irish Mythology from Josh, and Mark goes crazy talking about UFOs.
Duration:01:25:40
Poetry
3/5/2026
Mark and Josh return triumphantly to sit down and discuss, poetry, yes really. The boys share some of their favorites, and talk about that universal magic that everyone seems to have tried their hand at, at least once.
Duration:01:32:43
Glaciers
1/7/2026
Josh and Mark are slowly sliding into the new year, while still being cool, as they talk about the oddly inspiring walls of ice that helped shape our planet, Glaciers, where they come from to what happens to us when they go away.
Duration:01:34:54
2025 Year in Review: Hour of Power II
12/19/2025
Josh and Mark come together one final time in 2025 to discuss their year as Wizards, revisit topics, make some updates, and spread some holiday cheer along the way.
Duration:01:30:34
Loose Robes: Holiday Hiatus Check In
12/10/2025
During their down time in between the Holidays, Mark and Josh sit down and check in with one another and discuss new found hobbies, interests and sumo, it's time to be mellow listeners.
Duration:01:39:55
The Alternative History of Humanity
12/4/2025
This week Mark and Josh discuss alternative theories in the evolution of Humankind.
Duration:01:27:57
Two Uncles present: The Alternative History of Humanity
12/3/2025
Josh and Mark take a look at some of the alternative theories around human evolution, including our partying past, ancient aliens, and aquatic apes.
Duration:01:28:42
Cars: A History
11/21/2025
Josh and Mark take a look back at the history and creation of the dominant form of life on Earth, Cars!
Duration:01:29:23
Hybrids of Horror! Cryptid Turduckens of Terror
11/12/2025
Mark and Josh sit down to a succulent holiday meal of cryptids made up of multiple animals or other cryptids including the Gowrow of Kentucky, the oddly adorable Crocodingo, or the flapping 50 foot winged terror of Batsquatch, we are about to fill you belly with the Paranormal!
Duration:01:44:11
Shadow People
11/5/2025
Josh and Mark are back to stare at you ominously from the corner as they attempt to wrap their minds around the concept of Shadow People.
Are the real beings from beyond space and time, an internet legend come to life, or easily explainable? The Boys are going to find out...maybe.
Duration:01:36:48
The Tree and The Shunned House
10/16/2025
This week Mark and Josh complete their yearly Spooky Season ritual of reading some H. P. Lovecraft, this time focusing on "The Tree" and "The Shunned House".
Duration:02:05:58
The Jersey Devil
10/8/2025
Josh and Mark continue to get spooky as they discus the hybrid horror that flies around the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, The Jersey Devil!!!
Duration:01:13:16
SCP 6(?)
10/4/2025
Josh and Mark are back at spooky season and realize the true terror is old age and fear of repetition so they're dusting off a spooky classic and returning to the SCP Foundation! Join the boys as they laugh, cry and become filled with clown based milk horrors
Duration:01:05:30
Ninja
9/24/2025
This week the boys step in to medieval Japan to discuss the fabled Ninja.
Duration:01:27:48
Monsters and Myths of Michigan
9/17/2025
Having established a new wizard's tower in the great state of Michigan, Josh does a deep dive on the local lore, including horse stealing goblins, the tragedy of Cadillac, and more dogmen than you can shake a stick at.
Duration:01:36:04
Holidays
9/10/2025
Josh and Mark have decided they need a day off but it needs to be a sanctioned day! To that end the Boys are looking at the creation of Holidays and why you should be allowed to take any day off you want, provided you know the reason for the season.
Duration:01:47:03
The Odyssey VI: The End
9/3/2025
Josh and Mark at long last arrive at the conclusion of their reading and discussion of Homer's epic, "The Odyssey".
Duration:01:57:07