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Wasting ALL the Time – Improv Comedy podcast

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Wasting ALL the Time is a weekly audio improv comedy podcast hosted by Jonathan Hansen, Cody Parcell, and David Paterson with occasional guests. There are characters, spoofs, songs, laughter, bits, parody, and fun games -- all improvised. Show format alternates weekly. (Music composed by David Paterson, logos designed by James Paterson & Sarah Lister)]

Wasting ALL the Time is a weekly audio improv comedy podcast hosted by Jonathan Hansen, Cody Parcell, and David Paterson with occasional guests. There are characters, spoofs, songs, laughter, bits, parody, and fun games -- all improvised. Show format alternates weekly. (Music composed by David Paterson, logos designed by James Paterson & Sarah Lister)]
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Sacramento, CA

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Wasting ALL the Time is a weekly audio improv comedy podcast hosted by Jonathan Hansen, Cody Parcell, and David Paterson with occasional guests. There are characters, spoofs, songs, laughter, bits, parody, and fun games -- all improvised. Show format alternates weekly. (Music composed by David Paterson, logos designed by James Paterson & Sarah Lister)]

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English


Episodes

Ep. 275 - Power Man Lives & Never Lies

6/14/2018
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This week Cody wants to play strip solitaire, Brent wants you to charge $10M, Dave is not Dutch, Casey explains the mechanics of golden tickets, Jon is Power Man again, and Emily chimes in for the crucial moments. Also good luck. Moms suck, sooooo............ Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 02:05 - Twittershins Rapidballs 10:22 - What Day is This?: National Bourbon Day 20:18 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: 36:56 - CONTACT US! 38:33 - What's Weird in the World?: 22lb iPhone case 46:35 - The...

Duration:00:54:15

Ep. 274 - The Bottleneck

6/7/2018
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This week Dave doesn't get to use his angry dad face, Brent wants to complete his tasks, Jon wants to use swords, Casey is on the river's side now, and Cody's car is a MESS. Also, tickle a mockingbird! Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 01:28 - Twittershins Rapidballs 08:52 - What Have You Been Up To?: Things, actory things, small film audition, pseudeo set-up, not going to the gym, etc. 12:49 - Fruitwards: Sacrificial Logic, Toxic Insomniac, Filthy Vehicles 24:54 - CONTACT US! 26:15 -...

Duration:00:44:08

Ep. 273 - Miami Heat

5/31/2018
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This week Dave tries to make you smile, Jon doesn't want to go swimming, and Cody got lost. Also, its a promebration! Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 01:22 - Twittershins Rapidballs 07:25 - What Day is This?: National Smile Day 16:04 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: LSS - "Maple Syrup Magnate" from Can AydianQuestionnaise - "How many Lowe's can a Rob Lowe rob, if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowe's?" from Tommy DQuestionnaise - "Do you have any openings that I can fill?" from Buck Baxter 26:28 -...

Duration:00:45:27

Ep. 272 - Broke Sack Liftin' (Stay Swole)

5/24/2018
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This week Dave brings back some childhood songs, Jon doth wisheth to purchase a doublet of fynest qualitie, and Cody would like for you to "bop on down" to the police station to post his bail. Also, just do YouTube! Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 01:34 - Twittershins Rapidballs 06:55 - What Have You Been Up To?: Concertizing, concertizing, and planning for surgery, etc. 12:53 - Fruitwards: Indecent Homeowner, Suspicious Vendors 25:02 - CONTACT US! 27:03 - Improv Game of the Week:...

Duration:00:39:25

Ep. 271 - Chips.

5/17/2018
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This week Cody makes fun of how Dave says "Ninja Turtles," Jon explains a small hall, and Dave wants to hit that ranch. Also, it's all about L-Pop now! Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 03:16 - Twittershins Rapidballs 10:31 - Fruitwards: Dreaded Gardeners, Unpredictable Odes, Edible Creepy Crawlies 24:58 - Improv Game of the Week: Bertram and the Master 37:01 - The Jonologue: Socks

Duration:00:44:00

Ep. 270 - Who Am I To Decide?

5/10/2018
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This week Cody is here due to reserve episode magic, Dave doesn't know where kids come from, and Jon watches the geo nat channel. Also, no one wants to get F-worded! Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 01:51 - Twittershins Rapidballs 08:57 - Fruitwards: Aerial Collectibles, Inspirational Parables, Garish Dreams, Theoretical Evangelist 25:00 - CONTACT US! 26:45 - Improv Game of the Week: Pundit Show 37:29 - Cody's Words of Wisdom Be a Patron! Be rewarded!

Duration:00:43:24

Ep. 269 - You Know How We're Witches?

5/3/2018
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This week Cody is really not here, Kameron explains what elevators are good for, Sarah drops the episode title (but then we chickened out), Dave becomes cat stew, and Jon is taking golf advice from a painting of a clown. Also, it went somewhere! Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 03:06 - Twittershins Rapidballs 09:09 - What Day is This?: National Lumpy Rug Day 17:01 - CONTACT US! 20:05 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: Listener Suggested Scene: "Mini Golf" from No Putts About ItQuestionnaise:...

Duration:00:46:12

Ep. 268 - Badger Orgasms

4/26/2018
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This week Cody is fired, Sarah is selling home shopping networks, Dave listens to salacious nature sounds, Kameron is related to a Santa in Manteca, and Jon wrangles the talent. Also, if everyone jumped off a cliff... does that make it true? #Dadvice Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 03:25 - Twittershins Rapidballs 10:53 - What Have You Been Up To?: Playing games, translating games, play-testing games, Minecraft, nothing, etc. 13:54 - Fruitwards: Imaginary Meat, Popular Home Shopping...

Duration:00:49:50

Ep. 267 - Paper or Plastic?

4/19/2018
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This week Jon chooses between paper and plastic, Cody doesn't know how to pronounce words, and Dave explains how to get into a crayon box. Also, opera! Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 01:23 - Twittershins Rapidballs 07:33 - What Day is This?: National Hanging Out Day 16:00 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: From Steven B "The Last Video Rental Store"From Millennium Suggestion Box "Card Duels"From Stu D Guide "The Development of Opera" 29:52 - CONTACT US! 31:11 - What's Weird in the World?:...

Duration:00:45:47

Ep. 266 - A Spooky Portrait, A Creepy Character, A Robot Vampire, The Statues

4/12/2018
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This week Jon is getting spirit ridden right now, Cody realizes that time has no meaning, and Dave is so looking forward to doing some collaborations. Also, those Gothlics! Show Notes: 00:00 - Thank you, Lola. We miss you so much. 08:24 - Twittershins Rapidballs 14:26 - What Have You Been Up To?: Designing book covers, buying a car, playing video games, etc. 19:06 - Fruitwards: Self-Righteous Weather, Celebrated Artists, Robotic Eyeballs 33:00 - CONTACT US! 34:25 - Improv Game of...

Duration:00:52:09

Ep. 265 - You Make the Reality

4/5/2018
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This week Jon tells you that you are a beautiful birthday queen, Dave doesn't know what he wants, and Cody didn't know they still had a dromedary at the quarry. Also, this one was different. Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 01:35 - Twittershins Rapidballs 04:59 - Fruitwards: Forgotten Robots, Lusty Interrogations, Deluxe Cheese, Domestic Performance 19:08 - CONTACT US! 20:16 - Improv Game of the Week: Walkout 26:09 - Cody's Words of Wisdom Submit your favorite scenes from any episode...

Duration:00:31:24

LIVE - My Phone's Made of Butter

4/2/2018
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This week Jon is live, Dave is live, and Cody is there, too (live)! Also, let's Netflix and chill! Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 01:07 - Twittershins Rapidballs 05:12 - Fruitwards: Bruised Nuts, Hungry Board-Game, Supple Sandra Bullock, Slippery Cummerbund 15:34 - The Jonologue: Girl Scout Cookies 17:31 - Improv Game of the Week: 911, What's Your Emergency? 27:09 - Fruitwards: Vigorous Twinkies, Vivacious Android, Smokey Beanbag, Voluptuous Corn dogs, Porcelain Bridge, Fortuitous...

Duration:00:46:31

Ep. 264 - Happy Birthday Beans

3/29/2018
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This week Dave explains digital audio, Cody thinks everything is classy, and Jon threw out an entire dog. Also, onhcetttT! Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open...? 01:46 - Twittershins Rapidballs 05:44 - Fruitwards: Unplanned Beans, Smoked Baseball, Beginner Level Party, Insensitive Rock Stars 20:32 - CONTACT US! 21:54 - Improv Game of the Week: New Choice! 33:05 - Cody's Words of Wisdom Our LIVE show drops as a bonus episode next week. Our Patreon supporters have been able to listen to...

Duration:00:39:46

Ep. 263 - RC Cola: More Dangerous?!

3/22/2018
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This week, Cody runs a hotel (very poorly), Mike shows someone something he shouldn't, Brent finds out that he's not as powerful as he thought, and Seth gets to float in the air. Show notes: 00:00 The beginning (Dave, what do I put here? I see a bunch of numbers on the other show notes? Like... 95:18 - The death star explodes ...but I don't know what those numbers mean. Umm...do they have to do with speed? Or how drunk we are at any given point? Then it should be... 99:99 - Cody is not...

Duration:01:48:12

Ep. 262 - A Pig-Proof Home

3/15/2018
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This week Cody is Jon, Jon is Dave, and Dave is Cody. Also, the return of the Y-Men! Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 01:47 - Twittershins Rapidbals 07:58 - What Day is This?: National Everything You Think Is Wrong Day 12:02 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: "Swap" from Casey The Greatest, "Return of The Y-Men" from Butt Stuff 24:38 - CONTACT US! 26:20 - What's Weird in the World?: Adopt a Bacon 36:38 - The Jonologue: Red Solo Cups We give cool stuff to our Patrons. Be one!

Duration:00:42:36

Ep. 261 - The Stick Will Tell!

3/8/2018
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This week Jon tells you how to get a job, Cody is not allowed in France, and Dave needs a fortune. Also, I can never tell the difference between them and pandas. Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 02:36 - Twittershins Rapidballs 08:42 - What Have You Been Up To?: fixing a sick dog, thinking of past pets, work, LTUE (Life, The Universe and Everything), drinking in Utah, etc. 12:57 - Fruitwards: Indecent Pies, Distorted Party, Lost Gardeners 25:08 - CONTACT US! 26:48 - Improv Game of the...

Duration:00:40:03

Ep. 260 - Dadgum, That's Good!

3/1/2018
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This week Mike welcomes you to his lair, Dave is cooking up trouble, Jon wants you to use bacon grease instead, and Cody just wants a real snack. Also, I'm still on fire! Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 01:44 - Twittershins Rapidballs 08:47 - What Day is This?: National Dadgum, That's Good! Day 18:12 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: "The Sopranos" (from Not Bryce, Definitely Not Bryce), "Hikers' Obstacle" (from Max Power) 31:21 - CONTACT US! 33:01 - What's Weird in the World?: Endangered...

Duration:00:47:36

Ep. 259 - The Happy Sharing Fun Time

2/22/2018
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This week Mike is running a suspect children's show, Dave ruined comedy, Cody thought it was going to be sexy but it was not, and Jon is not a fan of sorcerers. Also, GET WEAKED! Show Notes: 00:00 - COME TO OUR FIRST EVER LIVE SHOW! 02:32 - Twittershins Rapidballs 07:38 - What Have You Been Up To?: Not a whole lot, not acting, personal projects, video games, minecraft, video games, cooking, etc. 10:40 - Fruitwards: Thought-provoking wizards, misplaced television programming 20:45 -...

Duration:00:48:44

Ep. 258 - A Schopenhauer Thing

2/15/2018
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This week Dave teaches axe throwing, Jon makes a bad bad-cop, and Cody hates popcorn. Also, "don't call out my bullshit!" Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 02:53 - Twittershin Rapidballs 09:35 - What Day is This?: National Gumdrop Day 24:23 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: "Good-Cop/Bad-Cop" from Josh G. "Why do people think corduroy is a suitable fabric for clothing?" from Will, "Philadelphia Beverage Tax" 36:46 - Contact Us! 38:32 - What's Weird in the World?: Philosophical Axe...

Duration:00:57:04

Ep. 257 - It's The Bowser

2/8/2018
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This week Cody almost does Twittershins wrong, Dave is selling Girl Scout cookies, and Jon is going for the sweet gains (not the bitter gains). Also, get the duct tape! Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 03:10 - Twittershins Rapidballs 08:48 - What Have You Been Up To?: Not jury duty. Not baking. Etc. 13:02 - Fruitwards: Impoverished Princesses, Indecisive Supplements, Shabby Solutions 26:51 - Contact Us! 28:16 - Improv Game of the Week: TV News 37:29 - Cody's Words of Wisdom Consider...

Duration:00:43:18