Weird AF News
Anchor FM
Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
Episodes
Emotional support alligator not allowed in stadium? Can you sell a jaguar in a Texas parking lot?
10/3/2023
Costco sells gold bars for some reason. Emotional support alligator denied entry into MLB game. Couple caught selling jaguar in the parking lot of sporting goods store. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:16:46
Man drives into police station while playing Guns N' Roses. Fat Bear Week may be in danger!
10/2/2023
Doctors find 60 items in man's stomach after pain complaints. Will government shut down affect Fat Bear Week? Man drove through police station while playing Guns N' Roses. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:18:03
Floridaman bakes cocaine cookies and murders. Man burglarizes while pooping on a boat.
9/29/2023
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman robs and poops on a boat. Floridaman touches himself in a hot tub in his birthday. Floridaman attacked by rabid otter. Florida children stole mom's car to escape to California. Floridaman murders in a squatter home and is caught with cocaine cookies. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:22:04
Erectile dysfunction cured with spider venom! Hospital props up dead woman to appear alive.
9/28/2023
Scientists hope spider venom will help with erectile dysfunction. Oklahoma church is canceled after pastor performed in blackface. Woman propped up to appear alive for her family after already declared dead. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:24:06
Airlines is sorry for searching female genitalia. Can you legally record a crazy person in Target?
9/27/2023
Qatar airlines says they will no longer conduct invasive examinations on female passengers. Is it illegal to record people going nuts in a Target? Unknown virus discovered at the bottom of the deepest ocean. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:16:19
Sheep's eat 600 pounds of cannabis. Tinder has a $500 month tier to avoid common folk.
9/26/2023
Hungry sheep eat 600 pounds of cannabis in Greece. Tinder launches $500 month elite level. Filipino airport officer caught on camera eating a passenger cash. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:14:39
AIDS sculpture looking like an Anus causes stir. Police warn that 20 naked guys are out there.
9/25/2023
Palm Springs residents upset that the proposed AIDS monument looks like an anus. Police in Japan warn there's 20 naked men somewhere. Priest in trouble for installing newer taps in church. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:16:35
Floridaman invents the McTweeker breakfast sandwich. Lady stole alligator for birthday photo shoot.
9/22/2023
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shot by police while celebrating new gun law. Florida woman stole an alligator for a photo shoot. Floridaman hides meth inside McDonald's breakfast sandwich. Floridaman torched a car that belongs to his girlfriend/cousin. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:32:40
People who identify as dogs gather to bark. Study shows eating cheese is good for your brain.
9/21/2023
Cheese consumption is good for your brain study says. Hundreds of people identifying as dogs gather in Berlin. Boot throwing record broken at National Ploughing event. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:16:59
Can you name your baby Methamphetamine? Teacher fired for reading Anne Frank diary to class.
9/20/2023
Can you name your baby Methamphetamine? Danish artist has to return money to museum after submitting blank canvas as art. Texas teacher fired for reading Anne Frank diary in class. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:16:15
Anti Glasses influencer says just put essential oils in your eyes. Custody battle over a cat?
9/19/2023
Cat at center of a custody battle. Space drug factory not allowed back to Earth. Anti glasses influencer says you don't need glasses to see. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:16:54
US military needs help finding missing stealth fighter jet. Police taze band director for playing.
9/18/2023
US military wants public help finding missing stealth fighter jet. Police investigate pop up bar for the homeless. High school band director arrested for refusing to stop playing music.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones hire me on Cameo http://cameo.com/comedianjonesy
Duration:00:21:41
Florida mom leaves child to swim with sharks. Floridaman pulls a gun on faster internet.
9/16/2023
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman pulls gun on the cable crew. Floridaman rams his truck through pharmacy. Floridaman hangs Nazi banners over a highway. Florida woman leaves her child in the car to swim with sharks. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:20:28
Alien corpses on display during Mexico Congress. Cursed haunted painting sold on EBay.
9/14/2023
Alien Corpses shown to Mexican congress for some reason. McDonald's getting rid of the self serve soda machines. Cursed painting goes on sale at auction. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones Hire Jonesy on Cameo http://cameo.com/comedianjonesy
Duration:00:35:37
Man broke into a daycare and pretended to be a baby girl. Coke launches beverage created using AI.
9/13/2023
Surgeon suspended for requesting genital examinations. Coca-Cola launches new beverage created using Artificial Intelligence. Man arrested for breaking into a daycare and pretending to be a baby. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:18:13
Red wine floods an entire town in Portugal. World Lying Down Competition still going after weeks.
9/12/2023
Farting dog on the plane sort of causes mayhem. Town in Portugal flooded by red wine. Lying Down Contest goes on for weeks. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:19:31
Synthetic Alcohol is coming and without the hangover. Teen dies after taking the One Chip Challenge.
9/11/2023
Laxatives are flying off the shelves in the US. Synthetic alcohol has none of the negative side effects. Teen dies after taking the One Chip Challenge. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:21:43
Floridaman arrested while crossing the ocean in giant hamster wheel. Lady chokes fiance with feet.
9/8/2023
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Tiny Florida woman chokes Fiance with her feet. Floridaman attacks employees with Snickers bars. Nazis march in Florida. Florida woman stole an ambulance. Floridaman arrested while attempting to cross the ocean in giant hamster wheel. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:24:39
Sexting nun tells the Vatican where to go. Diarrhea on the plane! Diarrhea on the plane!
9/7/2023
Sexting nun faces excommunication. Flight turns around after passenger gets the serious diarrhea conditions. Hacker uses ransomware to lock people in their chastity belts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:29:31
Professor with a clown fetish had students paint faces. Radioactive wild pigs wreaking havoc.
9/6/2023
Texas school singles out students that are menstruating. Radioactive wild pigs wreak havoc in Germany. Professor asked students to paint their face for his clown fetish. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Duration:00:21:53