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Elementary school student goes permanently blind after eating too many chicken nuggets in Malaysia. Man Gets Penis Stuck to Icy Sidewalk During Drunken Brawl in Canada. Random mailboxes have been stuffed with erotic romance novels in New Zealand community. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Woman With Bag That Read 'Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs' Arrested as Bag Was Indeed Full of Drugs. Florida man pardoned by Trump on Jan 6th charges gets arrested on gun charges the next day. Florida woman tells deputies she has marijuana hidden inside her body. Man with ‘Abnormally Large’ Testicles Arrested for Allegedly Exposing Genitals to Teen. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Washington Capitals NHL hockey goalie says tossed nachos to blame for conceding goal. Japan launches drinkable mayo for fans that just can’t get enough. Cat makes three flights in 24 hours after being left on plane. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Warnings issued as dangerous Viagra Honey floods France. People smuggler facing jail time after woman found in glove box. Penguin Divorce Rates Soar On Phillip Island. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Moon added to list of threatened cultural sites for first time. Campaign to not complain for 30 days launches in Netherlands. Adult Star Slammed For Offering LA Firefighters A Date Night For Their Heroic Efforts. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Japanese aquarium cheers up lonely sunfish with cardboard cutouts of people. Survey finds 80% of Japanese want to take leftover restaurant food home but many aren't allowed. Japan’s elderly are lonely and some women choose to go to jail instead. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man accused of pulling out gun during Facebook Marketplace sale. Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Making Sexual Contact with Horse. Florida Lawmaker Files Bill to Designate American Flamingo as Official State Bird. Florida woman kills husband with 18-inch bladed cane on his birthday. // /SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Unidentified man stole three amputated legs from hospital and one is still missing. China basketball star suspended for sneaking girlfriend into room in suitcase. Woman says she got a side of marijuana with her chicken fries at Burger King. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Starbucks new policy: Buy something or leave the cafe. Pizzeria charging whopping $125 per pineapple pie to deter customers from this controversial topping. Lazio falconer sacked for sharing explicit photos of his prosthetic penis. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Government warns that sex toys remain a tempting target for hackers. Record number of Japan ramen eateries closed in 2024.French woman who believed she was in a relationship with Brad Pitt scammed out of $800K. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Dunkin Donuts has a doughnut shortage. Blind man accidentally shot his amputee friend while trying to evict his roommate. Woman suffers horrific injuries after sex toy is dragged up through her body during MRI. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

A Florida man and his friend drank ayahuasca in an Airbnb. Then one tried to kill the other. Florida woman relieves herself on Family Dollar store floor as man steals $500 of cleaning products. Man claims alien abduction during alleged nude carjacking in Florida. Florida deputy resigns after crashing patrol vehicle while looking at porn. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Cryopreservation facility lets you put body on pause for centuries. Italian village forbids residents from becoming ill. Mediterranean diet ranked best overall diet. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Airline passenger urinates on stranger midway through long-haul flight before begging him 'not to press charges'. Belgian food agency warns citizens to not eat their Christmas tree. Zookeeper eaten alive after filming himself with lions to impress girlfriend. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Taliban Ban Windows To Stop Women Being Seen Inside Homes. Drunk driver arrested after telling officer he was 'the DUI tonight' instead of the "DD". Kim Jong-un bans hotdogs for North Koreans, cooking them an act of treason. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Drunken officer freed suspects to celebrate New Year. Arizona prisoner is asking to be executed sooner than the state wants. Texas teenager accused of using poison to kill rival’s competition show goat. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman with ‘Alone’ face tattoo arrested for doing crimes alone. Floridaman shoots up home with pump action shotgun after getting kicked out for groping woman. Floridaman serial dine-and-dasher arrested after third offense. Florida Is Debuting a New Material for Building Roads. There’s Just One Problem: It’s Radioactive. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Best of Weird AF News 2024 wrap, part 2. Cop dresses as a “Sex Wrestler” to catch a pervert. Man wearing kilt puts antiques up his rectum. Toe-licking fundraiser event at a school. Town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Judge rules tacos and burritos are sandwiches. Porn takes over Amazon tribe after they finally get internet. Man had sex with a train seat. Stripper, emotional support monkey and a football coach. And more... // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Best of Weird AF News 2024 wrap, part 1. Amish horse and buggy stolen from Walmart parking lot. Floridaman believes in right to shoot crack bears. Pastor sold meth out of his church. Singer dosed bandmate with estrogen to steal his girlfriend. Lady with two vaginas and boyfriend for each. Town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Florida woman claims god told her to shoot up highway during solar eclipse. Meth induced Bigfoot sacrifice leads to murder of fishing buddy. Man broke into home to perform exorcism on former coworker. Chinese zoo admits pandas are painted dogs. And more... // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Mexico to investigate a town that thanked a drug lord for holiday season gifts for children. Germany’s ‘sick leave detectives’ are on the case as employee absenteeism hits record highs . Baby Bird Found Alive Inside Dead Man's Stomach After Being Swallowed During Fertility Ritual. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones